Clearly, this is the Eagles' problem: No haiku threads on :CF in 2008.
Please beat the Niners
They might suck more than the Birds
"Might" is the key word.
Akers is money
On extra points and chip shots
Awful from "long" range
Andy Reid is fat
Jeffrey Lurie is Jewish
John McCain is old
Where's the Birds offense?
If found, please do return to:
One Novacare Way
Last thing I feel like doing right now is a haiku. Maybe on Friday.
Quote from: shorebird on October 06, 2008, 12:23:06 PM
Last thing I feel like
doing right now is haiku.
Maybe on Friday.
fargety farg farg
fargety fargety farg
farg the damn taterskins
Quote from: Phanatic on October 06, 2008, 12:25:41 PM
fargety farg farg
fargety fargety farg
farg the damn taterskins
Everyone praise Gibbs
I wish he would, shoot his love
all over my face
-ATV
If the Eagles lose
No one is around to boo
Who would give a shtein?
You know things are bad
When the Eagles are choking
Worse than the Phillies
I want Palin head.
But even she can't go down
As fast as the birds.
Light Andy Reid's ass on fire.
JJ must die too.
Stuff hotdogs in their asses.
Andy Reid is a fat ass.
Hard headed also.
Eat yourself to death fat bitch.
Quote from: shorebird on October 09, 2008, 01:39:10 PM
Andy Reid is a fat ass.
Hard headed also.
Eat yourself to death fat bitch.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3062/2927174700_a82e3fc9f5_s.jpg)
LOL
I knew something along those lines was going to happen.
J.T. at QB
Isaac Bruce at Receiver
Dear God, Birds, please win.
Phillies Win In Five
Andy Reid Is Still Head Coach
So farg The Eagles
Come the farg on, Birds
Please beat the Niners or I'll
Find a new barber
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 10, 2008, 09:58:13 AM
Come the farg on, Birds
Please beat the Niners or I'll
Find a new barber
(http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/Johnny%20Depp%20Sweeney%20Todd%20Tim%20Burton.jpg)
If they lose to the Niners, might as well be him...
Killa hates our boos
Says he hates us frontrunners
At least JRoll wins
David Akers, I kick field goals
Am I nervous?
Yeah, I suppose.
Quote from: henchmanUK on October 10, 2008, 12:30:32 PM
David Akers, I kick field goals
Am I nervous?
Yeah, I suppose.
fail
damn metric system
The haikus worked, you sissies
Must keep 'em coming
Else Birds will lose to bye week!
first, five syllables
then it's seven, then five more
what are you, British? :P
loved the 4th quarter
the first three? meh....not so much
at least they won it
seven five seven
is just as acceptable
as five seven five
Yippee, the Birds won a game.
Akers has herpes.
Bye Week wins by a figgie.
Mustachioed fat asses
Facing each other
Root for a coronary.
Russell J. Jayess
Loves him seven-five-seven
What a fleshpopbagface!
I'm verbose to start,
And try to end with a laugh.
I should run for Pres.
Eagles are favorite
Which means that they could blow it
This game smells like crap
Oleo, Butter
Both lubricate the penis
Better than K-Y
PS: Farg the Cowboys.
Happy Halloween.
My son dressed like a woman.
Nothing worse to come.
Quote from: Rome on October 31, 2008, 06:59:28 PM
Oleo, Butter
Both lubricate the penis
Better than K-Y
PS: Farg the Cowboys.
Hahahahaha
Rome likes to lick margarine
Off his own johnson
World Champs
World Mutha Farging Champs
Mets and Dodgers SUCK
We got our parade
Now it's time for the Eagles
It starts on sunday
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on November 01, 2008, 12:53:29 PM
World Champs
World Mutha Farging Champs
Mets and Dodgers SUCK
The two-six-five groove
Is wildly underrated
But you still are dumb
The WORLD CHAMP-I-ONS
The WORLD fargING CHAMP-I-ONS
Eat it, Mets lovers.
the streets is hot
throat yogurt throat yo
gurt, throat yogurt throat yogurt
throat yogurt throat yo
i always sucked at haikus and limericks, but not as much as teh Dodgers and Mets suck
This thread is the best.
I'll publish these in a book,
and give you nothing.
Yeti has returned.
Not sure if that's good or bad.
Tell 'bout French handshakes.
winston in linc jail
osi on the rehab farm
long tailgate hammered
Jerome McDougle
Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
farg that guy. Bang Bang
Stupid Plaxico
I should have dumped hot coffee
on his half-baked face
This game's big and shtein.
Eli Manning looks dopic.
Gets shtein done, though. Dick.
The Giants eat it
I hate these fargers a lot
I hope they all die
Down twelve Andy runs
farg me in my tight icehole
load load load load aids
I honestly hope
Andy Reid has a massive
coronary now
KILL KILL KILL Coach Reid
KILL him until he is dead
Then kill him some more
farg you, fargin farg.
Andy Reid is a farging farg.
farg farg farg farg farg.