The Yeti family wishes you Happy Holidays from our home to yours.
Now go drink some jager and wrap your car around a tree.l
farg the holidays happy birthday yesterday to sunny sun sun
Merry Christmas!
I hate the Happy Holidays message. You mean Merry Christmas, so say Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
'Happy Holidays' is just another insidious volley in the War on Christmas, which is itself a small skirmish in the larger War Against All that Is Good White and Christian, and is being waged by the liberals and their demon spawn.
Merry Christmas fargtards
ill see everyone at the chinese restaurant tonight? you sill gentiles.
merry kwanza...praise allah...gfys
It's a Festivus miracle!
This is the first time in my life I will not be home for Christmas. For me it just feels like another day. I will miss getting stheinfaced this year. Last year I drank from about 7pm until 530am X-mas morning. I vomited in my sleep and my Dad came in the room and took my shoes off for me.
I was still wasted opening gifts whatever time that was in the afternoon. It was definately one of my finer performances.
My first Christmas not at home, too. And also on account of a war...a war called marriage.
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on December 24, 2007, 12:47:53 PM
This is the first time in my life I will not be home for Christmas. For me it just feels like another day. I will miss getting stheinfaced this year. Last year I drank from about 7pm until 530am X-mas morning. I vomited in my sleep and my Dad came in the room and took my shoes off for me.
I was still wasted opening gifts whatever time that was in the afternoon. It was definately one of my finer performances.
I think it was 2 in the afternoon broseph. And you forgot to mention the blood everywhere in the garage.
Broseph...ha!
Merry Christmas!
Quote from: Diomedes on December 24, 2007, 11:47:51 AM
'Happy Holidays' is just another insidious volley in the War on Christmas, which is itself a small skirmish in the larger War Against All that Is Good White and Christian, and is being waged by the liberals and their demon spawn.
Close to my perception, too, but instead of it just being a war on Christmas, it's a PC tool as to not offend someone in the minority.
farg the minority, and Merry Christmas.
Well of course it's a PC tool in the culture war...it's all about making white people conform, so that the next stage of their eradication can commence. Arm yourselves, Christmas Warriors!
I threw this on the random musings board, but it seems to fit better here:
NORAD tracks Santa (http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm)
Quote from: Diomedes on December 24, 2007, 01:19:10 PM
Well of course it's a PC tool in the culture war...it's all about making white people conform, so that the next stage of their eradication can commence. Arm yourselves, Christmas Warriors!
Sigh... just shut up and enjoy your day off from errands. :D
You shut up, magic worshiper.
I like Christmas just fine and wish everyone everywhere the best. Except your sanctimonious ass, and anyone like Bill O'Reilly who takes offense to "happy holidays." farg them.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 24, 2007, 01:26:50 PM
You shut up, magic worshiper.
I like Christmas just fine and wish everyone everywhere the best. Except your sanctimonious ass, and anyone like Bill O'Reilly who takes offense to "happy holidays." farg them.
For crying out loud, I made a light-hearted joke. If anyone is sanctimonious around here, it's you. You preach your faith (and yes, atheism is your
faith) louder than any pentacostal faith-healer I've ever heard.
Take a chill and enjoy the holiday. Try to take a break from your usual sourpuss, self-loathing ranting.
Greatest Christmas scene ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVRmXc8PPqk) I'm already half in the tank. Merry Christmas.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on December 24, 2007, 01:47:46 PMTake a chill and enjoy the holiday. Try to take a break from your usual sourpuss, self-loathing ranting.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 24, 2007, 10:52:14 AM
Merry Christmas!
Let's not get carried away, my mormon friend.
everybody is missing the most important message in this thread
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 24, 2007, 10:47:29 AM
farg the holidays happy birthday yesterday to sunny sun sun
the big guy remembered...
Quote from: Geowhizzer on December 24, 2007, 01:53:50 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 24, 2007, 01:53:14 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on December 24, 2007, 01:47:46 PMTake a chill and enjoy the holiday. Try to take a break from your usual sourpuss, self-loathing ranting.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 24, 2007, 10:52:14 AM
Merry Christmas!
And Happy New Year!
You forget, he's now married. And not long enough to get used to it. Bitchiness is sure to ensue in the short term. He'll get over it.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 24, 2007, 01:09:41 PM
My first Christmas not at home, too. And also on account of a war...a war called marriage.
Second year in a row for me, and it hardly feels like its been that long. Hard to get in the holiday spirit here when its 90 farging degrees out. Soon I'll be heading out to a Christmas cookout. We're making cookies, since there isn't enough time for pumpkin cheesecake.
I feel the Christmas spirit here, and it warms my heart.
I love Christmas. Watched How the Grinch Stole Christmas tonight on ABC. That was great.
As a history teacher, and a somewhat sentimental fool, I think about people in my life during the Christmas holidays, especially my grandparents. Even though my grandparents have been gone for many years now, the memories are as fresh as they were on the day they died.
One of my hobbies is to write bad poetry. Mostly it's used to get "in like flint" with Mrs. Geowhizzer, but I like to write poems for other occasions as well. Below is one I wrote two years ago for the Christmas holiday.
The Old Photograph
I pick up an old, graying photograph
Taken so many years ago
You were still young
Looked forward to life
That Christmastime of '41
The world had changed just weeks before
The country had gone to war
You did your job
And served your nation
Like your parents had done before
The war now done, you settled down
Never lived in luxury
You went to work
And kept up your house
While raising your new family
The years rushed past like summer storms
Grandkids now part of your life
Spoiled us rotten
You were there for us
Like that Christmas so long ago
Too soon, you were taken from us
Called home, for you work was done
To see friends gone
Now rejoined in death
We'll see you one Christmas to come
One more look at that old picture
Antiqued youth and faded smiles
I can't but think
Seeing your faces
You were loving me all the while.
RJS 12-24-2005
I love using Christmas as a way to farg with my kids and get them to do shtein that they normally give me a hard time about......
Do the dishes or Santa isn't coming.
Clean your room or Santa will put coal in your stocking.
Bring me a beer or Santa will slit your throat when you're sleeping.
What a great farging holiday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T3sai5Okys
Greatest Christmas Movie Ever
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 25, 2007, 12:59:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T3sai5Okys
Greatest Christmas Movie Ever
Not just the greatest x-mas movie ever, one of the best comedies.
"Tis the season to be Merry!"
"Thats my name."
"No Shtein"
Unfortunately I have not been able to find a copy of that over here, just isn't Christmas without it.
My Christmas day was full of steak and Jim Beam. Mostly the latter.
You drink now? Jesus farg, they're corrupting you over there..
Merry Christmas tool sheds. Hope all is well.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 25, 2007, 08:28:13 AM
You drink now? Jesus farg, they're corrupting you over there..
It's only Jim Bean, though. That's one notch below Jack Damiels.
jim beam? christ thats awful stuff
Quote from: mussa on December 25, 2007, 01:32:16 PM
jim beam? christ thats awful stuff
Nice to see that you can pay attention to detail.
Bourbon, much like scotch, is awful until you spend big money. JD is just as close to gasoline as Beam, IMO.
I still don't drink, but my future father in law kept pouring them. His method of mixing drinks seems to be filling half the glass with alcohol and then adding some coke to it.
the 24-hour marathon of "A Christmas Story" is coming to an end. Life returns to normal...
so...my wife gets me a Toshiba HD-DVD player for one of my gifts. i hook it up by re-attaching all of the cables that originally were hooked up to the old DVD player. i use component cables to the tv and standard audio cables to my audio turner. i put in a DVD to test and i can see it but i can't hear anything. i mess around with it for an hour...switching cables, switching input locations, different DVD...everything i can think of, but no sound. i finally give up and we go do the parents tour for the rest of the day. i come home, put on the same DVD, change nothing else, and the sound works....weird.
Gremlins?
I bought my kids all 3 Guitar Hero games for playstation and 2 wireless guitars. After 6 hours of playing I've learned 2 important things.
1. I never want to hear "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar ever again. It's the only song out of all 3 games that my daughters wanted to play.
2. I do in fact, know how to rock as evidenced by my near perfect scores. Especially when "Mississippi Queen" by Mountain comes on.
I got some good gifts this year. Finally got COD4, i cant wait until tomorrow to play. My brother and i got the Air Hogs RC helicopters, pretty bad ass even though we're older, a fun gift. The wife got one of those herb growing setups, gonna need some good seeds soon.
my in-laws got me 3 months free to GameFly so that will get me to start playing some games i hadn't had the cash to buy lately, so that's cool
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 25, 2007, 10:51:41 PM
The wife got one of those herb growing setups, gonna need some good seeds soon.
I think Dio got one of those when he was a kid.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 25, 2007, 10:35:14 PM
2. I do in fact, know how to rock as evidenced by my near perfect scores. Especially when "Mississippi Queen" by Mountain comes on.
Let us know how you do on Through the Fire and Flames.
Quote from: SunMo on December 25, 2007, 10:56:10 PM
my in-laws got me 3 months free to GameFly so that will get me to start playing some games i hadn't had the cash to buy lately, so that's cool
I asked for that, but no one hooked me up. I also asked for a sniper rifle and a ticket to Dallas, and a helper monkey, but that didnt get fulfilled either.
I bought my father in law the "Band of Brothers" box set. He had only seen the History channel version. I'm hoping he actually watches it. I just got done burning copies off torrents and when i'm hemmed up after surgery, i'm planning a BOB day.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 25, 2007, 10:35:14 PM
I bought my kids all 3 Guitar Hero games for playstation and 2 wireless guitars. After 6 hours of playing I've learned 2 important things.
1. I never want to hear "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar ever again. It's the only song out of all 3 games that my daughters wanted to play.
2. I do in fact, know how to rock as evidenced by my near perfect scores. Especially when "Mississippi Queen" by Mountain comes on.
Same - almost. My kids got the GHIII for Wii, and:
1. Our already-played out song is "Talk Dirty To Me"
2. I am a rock god. I went glam 80's metal for the career mode, and I'm making all kinds of cash and getting blown by random women who are complete strangers. The wife is a little miffed, but I keep telling her it's her fault for marrying a rock star.
I got a bird (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/64714)
I bought phattymatt a delicious 12 pack of PBR for christmas. Then I drank half of it. I'm the best friend anyone could ask for.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 26, 2007, 10:52:04 AM
I also asked for a sniper rifle and a ticket to Dallas, and a helper monkey, but that didnt get fulfilled either.
:-D
helper monkey.
My wife told me she sees how much I miss Philly and we can move back. Thank god.
Oh and Merry Christmas you fargin nit pickin bastiches.
Holy shtein, Yeti you really are moving back?
Don't do it! You live in heaven up there...
where is up there
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 28, 2007, 11:14:58 AM
Holy shtein, Yeti you really are moving back?
Looking at listings right now my friend.
You guys should definitely keep a summer house up there. IGY he's in Vermont if i remember correctly
ill be up on the vermont ny border in a couple weeks
i like going to burlington and laughing at all the hippies
COD 4 is friggin awesome. I just beat it yesterday. A lot of the guys overhere wonder how I can play it. The only part that freaks me out is when they yell RPG.
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on December 28, 2007, 11:38:09 AM
COD 4 is friggin awesome. I just beat it yesterday. A lot of the guys overhere wonder how I can play it. The only part that freaks me out is when they yell RPG.
that has to be weird DMF, epecially the city battles
I guess it would be if I were a normal person, but I am mildly retarded.
haha...can you sign onto xbox live DMF?
damn yeti, that didn't last long. are you keepin your place though in vermont?
Quote from: mussa on December 28, 2007, 11:55:30 AM
haha...can you sign onto xbox live DMF?
Not yet I still don't have internet in my room, that will probably happen in a few more weeks.
Quote from: Yeti on December 28, 2007, 11:20:10 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 28, 2007, 11:14:58 AM
Holy shtein, Yeti you really are moving back?
Looking at listings right now my friend.
Are you moving back to Sauderton? Gee, I hope so. Then you, me
and SunMo can all go hang out at Suzie's, drink milkshakes and watch the AIDS lesions multiply on the strippers right before our very eyes. It'll be really swell.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 28, 2007, 12:39:49 PM
Are you moving back to Pittsburgh South? Gee, I hope so. Then you, me and SunMo can all go hang out at Suzie's. It'll be really swell.
fixed
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 28, 2007, 12:41:07 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 28, 2007, 12:39:49 PM
Are you moving back to Pittsburgh East? Gee, I hope so. Then you, me and SunMo can all go hang out at Suzie's. It'll be really swell.
fixed
You and Miss Teen South Carolina should both take a map reading class.
souderton is north of pittsburgh?
anyway it was an inside joke for our resident native and now thanks to you its ruined...may you have to live in kansas for the rest of your life
Quote from: mussa on December 28, 2007, 11:56:43 AM
damn yeti, that didn't last long. are you keepin your place though in vermont?
Nope, too far, nobody wants to come see us. Plus the Canadians are gettin on my last nerve. Get out before I end up with an assault charge.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 28, 2007, 12:39:49 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 28, 2007, 11:20:10 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 28, 2007, 11:14:58 AM
Holy shtein, Yeti you really are moving back?
Looking at listings right now my friend.
Are you moving back to Sauderton? Gee, I hope so. Then you, me and SunMo can all go hang out at Suzie's, drink milkshakes and watch the AIDS lesions multiply on the strippers right before our very eyes. It'll be really swell.
Looking at the Delaware Water Gap area about an hour and a half north of Quakertown, or goonie acres as we like to call it. Suzies is definitely within range.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 28, 2007, 12:59:14 PM
anyway it was an inside joke for our resident native and now thanks to you its ruined
thank god...tell T
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 28, 2007, 12:59:14 PM
anyway it was an inside joke for our resident native and now thanks to you its ruined...
Inside jokes on teh internets? Just when I thought you 2 couldn't get any lower.
Quotemay you have to live in kansas for the rest of your life
I should only be so lucky. Seriously. I love it here.
good, kill yourself there then
red states are the bestest especially the one where the creationism movement is headquartered
Inside jokes on teh internets? Just when I thought you 2 couldn't get any lower.
no one would have known if you hadnt stuck your poopie head in where it didnt belong
Quote from: SunMo on December 28, 2007, 04:20:40 PM
good, kill yourself there then
Can't. It's against the law and punishable by death.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 28, 2007, 04:27:12 PM
Inside jokes on teh internets? Just when I thought you 2 couldn't get any lower.
no one would have known if you hadnt stuck your poopie head in where it didnt belong
My bad. Didn't mean to bring your joke out of the closet. Maybe one day you 2 will follow suit.
I picked up Portal off Steam for Christmas, and it put me in a capitalizing mood. Been days now, and I still haven't finished downloading the damn thing. Still, beats spending $90 here for The Orange Box, especially when I own most of it already.
I always thought that Happy Holidays meant Christmas and New Years combined. After reading this thread I find out it's part of the "culture war" as marketed to those who'll buy the books. Who knew?
Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel I made it out of clay...
Happy Christmas Chanukah bitches!
Kwanza too!
Kwaanza is made up bullshtein.
Just like Christmas, but not as old.
You could technically say that every holiday is made up bull shtein really...
yeah, but Kwannza was invented 10 years ago
wrong brother biscuit..try 41 years ago
But, hey, at least it doesn't take itself as seriously as Christday.
same difference Dio.
Christmas, Kwaanza...same difference indeed.
Christmakuh
I celebrate Hannumas with a Jewish friend. You care.
Technically, Christmas wasn't a real holiday until shopping malls were invented.
Actually Christmas was "invented" to allow the different pagan cultures throughout Europe to assimulate to the Catholic Church. There was much debate over the span of several hundred years as to what the day should actually be. Meaning that no one really knows when Christ was actually born. Not that any of that matters. the spirit of the holiday is actually good if a bit over commercialized in our time.
Now Santa's current incarnation was invented by the department stores and shopping malls.
And by Coca Cola.
The best thing that ever happened to Christmas was the commercialization. There is nothing wrong with buying presents for your friends and family. It's a much better thing to be generous with the ones you love than to make a spectacle of your god worship.
Any exciting new years events for tonight?? I'm heading up to a friends place to party all night...nothing big, low key with close friends. happy new year fargas
Nah. Taped Live Free or Die Hard and Pirates 3 off pay per view. Hoping for a happy ending (unlikely, I know you care). Be asleep long before midnight. Hell, I'm drunk now, might be asleep by dinner.
People are coming over for what will almost certainly devolve into shotgunning beer, video games and/or zombie movies.
shtein, now I want to come to your house. Got anything to do for a 3 and 5 year old, while I get drunk?
Lobster, filet mignon, asparagus, kine, Grand Marnier, and a sixer of Hoeegarden. farg going out.
Quote from: MadMarchHare on December 31, 2007, 03:21:43 PM
shtein, now I want to come to your house. Got anything to do for a 3 and 5 year old, while I get drunk?
They can play Survival of the Fittest with my dog and cat.
My parents always host a big party. 1/2 keg of miller lite which is kicked by 130am usually, and 10 30packs of miller lite, plus a ton of other beers for the igy's of the party. Anyways, i'm outta here to go to the yearly dinner we have at Chesapeake Inn, Happy New Years fargers... New Femoral Arteries for everyone
Quote from: rjs246 on December 31, 2007, 03:26:50 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on December 31, 2007, 03:21:43 PM
shtein, now I want to come to your house. Got anything to do for a 3 and 5 year old, while I get drunk?
They can play Survival of the Fittest with my dog and cat.
Does the dog piss on children, or only your cat?
The dog pisses on the landlord, or his handyman. I forget which.
Quote from: MadMarchHare on December 31, 2007, 04:28:27 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 31, 2007, 03:26:50 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on December 31, 2007, 03:21:43 PM
shtein, now I want to come to your house. Got anything to do for a 3 and 5 year old, while I get drunk?
They can play Survival of the Fittest with my dog and cat.
Does the dog piss on children, or only your cat?
The list of things the dog has pissed on:
- The cat. (x3)
- A visiting friend who was ignoring her. (Crotch)
- The landlord's friend. (Face)
I'm sure she would gladly urinate on your children, though. She's such a good girl.
Well, I'm not drunk enough to agree to that. Still, if you can keep her in check, I'm sure I could book a flight from O'Hare which could get to Boston before midnight. Hold off on ED2 until I get there........
She doesn't need to be kept in check. Her targets are chosen with a heartless calculation that can only be admired.
And feared.
haha...sounds like a fun time in boston tonight! cool dog btw
Less than 6 hours until the annual Dick Clark slur 'n drool festival
so long as he waits until past midnight to stroke out, I don't care
two words for my New Year's Eve: crack juice
it's so on, and it's only 8:15
Every now and again when I get shteinfaced my body likes to play a cruel trick on me by waking me up at 5 AM and not letting me go back to sleep. Of course it picks new years day when I'm especially hungover.
Anyways, Merry New Year! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFr8FpM_ulg)
Happy New Year from across the Pacific. 2:20 AM and about to hit the sack. First bowl game in 5 hours. Damm the Margaritas were good tonight! Maybe I'll watch a little more of the Twilight Zone marathon on Sci Fi Channel. Good shtein!
Dick Clark last night (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_mxivHN_vRo)
Ryan has no clue what Dick says anymore....he just says "you're right!". I think he called him "Ron" a couple of times....
I somehow managed to drink the Earth dry last night without even finishing the beer in my own fridge. Somebody please put a bullet in my head.
crack juice stole some of my soul last night
No seriously. I want to die.
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 01, 2008, 09:21:13 AM
Dick Clark last night (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_mxivHN_vRo)
Ryan has no clue what Dick says anymore....he just says "you're right!". I think he called him "Ron" a couple of times....
Quote from: Diomedes on December 31, 2007, 06:19:24 PM
so long as he waits until past midnight to stroke out, I don't care
I thought of this quote yesterday when I saw it. I had no idea it was that bad.
as bad as it was last night...it was 10x better than last year
i remember the count down, the champagne, then drinking out of the champagne bottle, then it gets very hazy...random memories...apparently i was up til 3-4am, but i don't remember anything in those 3-4 hours. apparently i came flying into my friends aprtment and leaped onto the ground, rolled around for awhile. apparently i humped the xmas tree for a solid 5 minutes. apparently i was doing alot of strange things. good god im hungover. can't wait to go eat some pork now!
happy new year fargas!
I watched a friend of mine vomit all over the floor in mid sentence last night and pretend like nothing even happened. It was awesome.
i didnt even drink and was asleep before midnight....im old
Quote from: Dillen on January 01, 2008, 12:34:15 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 01, 2008, 09:21:13 AM
Dick Clark last night (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_mxivHN_vRo)
Ryan has no clue what Dick says anymore....he just says "you're right!". I think he called him "Ron" a couple of times....
Quote from: Diomedes on December 31, 2007, 06:19:24 PM
so long as he waits until past midnight to stroke out, I don't care
I thought of this quote yesterday when I saw it. I had no idea it was that bad.
Watching him last night, I almost made a last minute change to my Ghoulpool list to add him. I didn't, so I hope he hangs on for another year.
Dude seriously looked like animatronics.
I drank heavily as soon as I got home from work (4pm or so), fell asleep once at 10, woke up at 10:30, fell back asleep at 11:40 or so for good. Whatever.
I did see Seacrest ask Mike Bloomberg if he's running for President (he's not) and the first words from Dick Clark. Dude seriously needs to get off the TV and get brain surgery or something.
I drank till 5 am, then passed out. I woke up around 10am and my shoulder was not all the way in socket.
Yesterday i started drinking when i woke up. Took an Ambien so i would get back to sleep at a normal time. Ambien makes you feel like your tripping. I was seeing all types of crazy shtein.
at least you weren't seeing glowing butterflies
People kept yelling at me for laughing every time Dick said something. I just couldn't help it...
HAPPY DO YEAR!
Quote from: Phanatic on January 02, 2008, 11:33:51 AM
People kept yelling at me for laughing every time Dick said something. I just couldn't help it...
Yeah I got a lot of glares for that too. Oddly enough, informing the crowd that he is on my death list didn't make things any better. farging prudes.
i didn't laugh, i just talked like him, but much louder, and much more strokey, i got some laughs, and one yelling wife
Ain't no party like a British party (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=505497&in_page_id=1770)
Quote from: FastFreddie on January 02, 2008, 02:21:37 PM
Ain't no party like a British party (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=505497&in_page_id=1770)
I love the gratuitous pictures of farged up Brits throughout the article.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 02, 2008, 02:24:12 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on January 02, 2008, 02:21:37 PM
Ain't no party like a British party (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=505497&in_page_id=1770)
I love the gratuitous pictures of farged up Brits throughout the article.
HIT
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_01/bingersSWNS0101_468x474.jpg)
HIT
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_01/cardiffHE0101_468x385.jpg)
SKIP
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_01/bingersDM0101_468x619.jpg)