Happy Holidays

Started by Yeti, December 24, 2007, 10:37:19 AM

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Yeti

December 24, 2007, 10:37:19 AM
The Yeti family wishes you Happy Holidays from our home to yours.

Now go drink some jager and wrap your car around a tree.l
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

ice grillin you

#1
December 24, 2007, 10:47:29 AM
farg the holidays happy birthday yesterday to sunny sun sun
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

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Diomedes

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December 24, 2007, 10:52:14 AM
Merry Christmas!
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Father Demon

#3
December 24, 2007, 11:26:42 AM
I hate the Happy Holidays message.  You mean Merry Christmas, so say Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas!
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Diomedes

#4
December 24, 2007, 11:47:51 AM
'Happy Holidays' is just another insidious volley in the War on Christmas, which is itself a small skirmish in the larger War Against All that Is Good White and Christian, and is being waged by the liberals and their demon spawn.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#5
December 24, 2007, 11:51:57 AM
Merry Christmas fargtards
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#6
December 24, 2007, 12:00:37 PM
ill see everyone at the chinese restaurant tonight? you sill gentiles.
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#7
December 24, 2007, 12:05:53 PM
merry kwanza...praise allah...gfys
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#8
December 24, 2007, 12:28:59 PM
It's a Festivus miracle!

Drunkmasterflex

#9
December 24, 2007, 12:47:53 PM
This is the first time in my life I will not be home for Christmas.  For me it just feels like another day.  I will miss getting stheinfaced this year.  Last year I drank from about 7pm until 530am X-mas morning.  I vomited in my sleep and my Dad came in the room and took my shoes off for me. 

I was still wasted opening gifts whatever time that was in the afternoon.  It was definately one of my finer performances.
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Diomedes

#10
December 24, 2007, 01:09:41 PM
My first Christmas not at home, too.  And also on account of a war...a war called marriage.
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NGM

#11
December 24, 2007, 01:10:21 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on December 24, 2007, 12:47:53 PM
This is the first time in my life I will not be home for Christmas.  For me it just feels like another day.  I will miss getting stheinfaced this year.  Last year I drank from about 7pm until 530am X-mas morning.  I vomited in my sleep and my Dad came in the room and took my shoes off for me. 

I was still wasted opening gifts whatever time that was in the afternoon.  It was definately one of my finer performances.

I think it was 2 in the afternoon broseph.  And you forgot to mention the blood everywhere in the garage. 
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Diomedes

#12
December 24, 2007, 01:12:23 PM
Broseph...ha! 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Geowhizzer

#13
December 24, 2007, 01:16:58 PM
Merry Christmas!

Father Demon

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December 24, 2007, 01:17:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 24, 2007, 11:47:51 AM
'Happy Holidays' is just another insidious volley in the War on Christmas, which is itself a small skirmish in the larger War Against All that Is Good White and Christian, and is being waged by the liberals and their demon spawn.

Close to my perception, too, but instead of it just being a war on Christmas, it's a PC tool as to not offend someone in the minority.

farg the minority, and Merry Christmas.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.
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