Me, Sarge, MMH, hbionic... anyone else paying too much for a ticket, plane fare/gas, and $8 per beer to watch this mess?
I'm not paying money to watch this game. I'm paying money to cause as much choas, death and destruction as I possibly can.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 22, 2007, 11:48:19 AM
I'm not paying money to watch this game. I'm paying money to cause as much choas, death and destruction as I possibly can.
apparently bridges are easy targets
It's on bitches!
It's officially on!!
Minnesota, here we come, dontcha know?
>:D >:D >:D
IN!
With any luck, I'll be too drunk to remember the game.
Just got back in to KC this morning so I'm all but ready. Demon, I'll pick you up at the airport on sat. :yay
Demon, don't forget the chap stick and lube.
I won't. Last time, he screamed and cried like a little bitch.
Quote from: Father Demon on October 25, 2007, 02:11:52 PM
I won't. Last time, he screamed and cried like a little bitch.
The trick is to tell him its time to play 'log jammer'. Trust me, he'll forget and try to push that log out. Easy, but a little messy.
This is no coincidence with you fruits all meeting up in Minneapolis (http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30400-1289936,00.html)
Been there, done that, forgot to wear the T-shirt
Have we heard from any of these iceholes today? I demand incriminating stories about the debauchery.
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 29, 2007, 02:07:42 PM
Have we heard from any of these iceholes today? I demand incriminating stories about the debauchery.
Here's a sample:
(http://www.t-mobilepictures.com/photo/photo13/eb/cd/7f20a33ac1d2.jpg?tw=305&th=228&_rh=7ygzt8g43vhm0k2wp1visavps)
ha!
Photos will be up shortly and there are a few good stories to go around. Mostly involving me being.....well, me.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 29, 2007, 06:05:05 PM
ha!
Photos will be up shortly and there are a few good stories to go around. Mostly involving me being.....well, me.
Did someone insult your hair cut?
No, it's got another week's worth of growth under it so it looks even better than it did last week. :paranoid
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 29, 2007, 06:07:02 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 29, 2007, 06:05:05 PM
ha!
Photos will be up shortly and there are a few good stories to go around. Mostly involving me being.....well, me.
Did someone insult your hair cut?
I did. I said it looked like a piece of shtein. My girl said it looked like a toupee.
...
Quote from: hbionic on October 30, 2007, 02:16:03 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 29, 2007, 06:07:02 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 29, 2007, 06:05:05 PM
ha!
Photos will be up shortly and there are a few good stories to go around. Mostly involving me being.....well, me.
Did someone insult your hair cut?
I did. I said it looked like a piece of shtein. My girl said it looked like a toupee.
Oh, so "she" had the surgery? Or is it in that awkward phase where "she" has to live like a woman for a while before a doctor will chop off the wohnz?
The First Avenue scene (where all the bars are) was a giant Halloween party Saturday night. Everywhere we walked, there were costumed people walking around going from bar to bar. Actually, most bars had a cover and a waiting line, so we kept walking looking for a cheaper/easier entry one. We finally found one, where we stayed and drank pretty much all night.
One story for each person (in order of occurrence, IIRC):
hbionic - he kissed a girl while we were there, but I'm fairly certain it was by accident.
MMH - Left us at about midnight. He later told us that he couldn't find his way back to the hotel (about .7 miles), and luckily a homeless dude appraoched him and started a story of woe-is-me "Hey, my car is on empty, and I need a couple bucks for gas." "farg that," says MMH. "If you can walk me back to my hotel, I'll give you $20." So, MMH had a gentleman companion for his brisk early night walk.
Demon - Still at the bar, but after closing, some chick in a slutty ass costume walked by, with her man in tow. I stared at her, because she was hot. The dude stopped, and said "Don't be looking at my girl, bro." Without breaking my gaze from the chick, I replied "If she's gonna dress like a slut and walk in front of me, I'm gonna look." The dude SLAPPED ME. Yep, slapped my face, and started running out the door. I lunged with a throw, but because of my beer-fueled mad ninja skilz, I only glanced his shoulder and neck. He was out the door, gone into the night.
Sarge - Deciding to take the long way back to the hotel (either deliberately or un-deliberately, I'm not really sure), Sarge and Demon were walking around checking out the slutty costumes. At one point, a group of about 5 or so walked by (couple of chicks, couple of dudes), with one girl dressed as a maid. As they were walking by, she dropped her feather duster, and accidentally kicked it. Right as she picked it up, Sarge went nuts and ran directly at her screaming "AARRRGGGHHH!! - Give me that FEATHER DUSTER!!" He grabbed it, pretended to fight with it for a minute, threw it on the ground, and stomped the living shtein out of it, breaking it into 100 pieces. Then, he threw his arms up in the air, and ran away from the whole scene with the same "AARRRGGGHHH!!" scream. Everyone was standing frozen in shock during the entire display, like a scene out of Heroes. Except me. I almost pissed myself from laughing so goddamned hard.
Oh, and we got a video of a girl puking. It's really dark, and you can see hardly nothing. It's not even worth clicking on, so I didn't post it. If anyone knows how to make it lighter, let me know.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02392.jpg?t=1193736297)
I met these two Romes at a bar. I'm pretty sure the guy on the left does all the pitching.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02419.jpg?t=1193734337)
Metrodome from the tailgate area
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02411.jpg?t=1193738145)
Some mobile percussion band roaming the streets during game day.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02409.jpg?t=1193733263)
36, 5, 36, and 37.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02422.jpg?t=1193736194)
View of the entrance at 'Viking Country'. That country sucks!
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02463.jpg?t=1193734756)
View of our seats in Section-Roof, Row-Last
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02450.jpg?t=1193734581)
View of the walk up to our seats.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02443.jpg?t=1193735273)
View to the left.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02432.jpg?t=1193735452)
View to the right. Notice all of the stress cracks on the post holding the roof up.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02444.jpg?t=1193735377)
View of the field. As high up as our seats were, we had a great view. :yay
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02441.jpg?t=1193736641)
Me and those two Romes from the bar.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02466.jpg?t=1193737211)
It's the girl from San Francisco.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC00824.jpg?t=1193737273)
It's a pic of the girl from San Francisco in San Francisco.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02455.jpg?t=1193737349)
Demon gropes the girl from San Francisco while Sarge smells her hair.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02456.jpg?t=1193761179)
Group Pic.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02467.jpg?t=1193738352)
The girl from San Francisco, an icehole and a guy with a cool T.O. jersey.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02453.jpg?t=1193738455)
DOUCHE BAG!
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02477.jpg?t=1193735978)
View of the field on the lower level. Visitors side to the left and it would be where home plate is located.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02472.jpg?t=1193735590)
Picture of 'Pat'. I bet you thought it was a guy. WRONG! She broke up a fight over in the next section.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02481.jpg?t=1193761276)
Group Pic.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02488.jpg?t=1193736567)
This pictures says it all. Actually, it doesn't say shtein. It's just a pic of sarge and demon walking to the car.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02519.jpg?t=1193732912)
30 minutes before boarding. Do I have time to take a duce and solicit gay butt secks?
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02515.jpg?t=1193732870)
Picture of me pinching a loaf on the same shteinter Larry Craig did, while 'sticking my foot in the next stall'
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/photobionic/DSC02516.jpg?t=1193732983)
Picture without the flash (and without a clear shot of my man-panties).
Great commentary. Ugly people.
That Sarge story is funny as hell. I'm definitely down with Baltimore next year, if thats the deal.
Quote from: Father Demon on October 30, 2007, 12:16:56 PM
Sarge - Deciding to take the long way back to the hotel (either deliberately or un-deliberately, I'm not really sure), Sarge and Demon were walking around checking out the slutty costumes. At one point, a group of about 5 or so walked by (couple of chicks, couple of dudes), with one girl dressed as a maid. As they were walking by, she dropped her feather duster, and accidentally kicked it. Right as she picked it up, Sarge went nuts and ran directly at her screaming "AARRRGGGHHH!! - Give me that FEATHER DUSTER!!" He grabbed it, pretended to fight with it for a minute, threw it on the ground, and stomped the living shtein out of it, breaking it into 100 pieces. Then, he threw his arms up in the air, and ran away from the whole scene with the same "AARRRGGGHHH!!" scream. Everyone was standing frozen in shock during the entire display, like a scene out of Heroes. Except me. I almost pissed myself from laughing so goddamned hard.
This didn't really happen.
knowing Sarge it's entirely possible
you guys ain't right. especially hbionic
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 30, 2007, 01:27:47 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on October 30, 2007, 12:16:56 PM
Sarge - Deciding to take the long way back to the hotel (either deliberately or un-deliberately, I'm not really sure), Sarge and Demon were walking around checking out the slutty costumes. At one point, a group of about 5 or so walked by (couple of chicks, couple of dudes), with one girl dressed as a maid. As they were walking by, she dropped her feather duster, and accidentally kicked it. Right as she picked it up, Sarge went nuts and ran directly at her screaming "AARRRGGGHHH!! - Give me that FEATHER DUSTER!!" He grabbed it, pretended to fight with it for a minute, threw it on the ground, and stomped the living shtein out of it, breaking it into 100 pieces. Then, he threw his arms up in the air, and ran away from the whole scene with the same "AARRRGGGHHH!!" scream. Everyone was standing frozen in shock during the entire display, like a scene out of Heroes. Except me. I almost pissed myself from laughing so goddamned hard.
This didn't really happen.
Horseshtein. It definitely happened. Or, if it didn't, it should have. Random hilarious behavior like this is the only good reason to drink heavily.
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 30, 2007, 01:27:47 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on October 30, 2007, 12:16:56 PM
Sarge - Deciding to take the long way back to the hotel (either deliberately or un-deliberately, I'm not really sure), Sarge and Demon were walking around checking out the slutty costumes. At one point, a group of about 5 or so walked by (couple of chicks, couple of dudes), with one girl dressed as a maid. As they were walking by, she dropped her feather duster, and accidentally kicked it. Right as she picked it up, Sarge went nuts and ran directly at her screaming "AARRRGGGHHH!! - Give me that FEATHER DUSTER!!" He grabbed it, pretended to fight with it for a minute, threw it on the ground, and stomped the living shtein out of it, breaking it into 100 pieces. Then, he threw his arms up in the air, and ran away from the whole scene with the same "AARRRGGGHHH!!" scream. Everyone was standing frozen in shock during the entire display, like a scene out of Heroes. Except me. I almost pissed myself from laughing so goddamned hard.
This didn't really happen.
This, without a doubt, is 100% fiction-free.
haha at the pics and stories attached. Minneapolis looks like a real dump.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 30, 2007, 01:51:55 PM
Random hilarious behavior like this is the only good reason to drink heavily.
What the...?
Dude - there's like 10,000 good reasons to drink heavily.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 30, 2007, 02:30:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 30, 2007, 01:51:55 PM
Random hilarious behavior like this is the only good reason to drink heavily.
What the...?
Dude - there's like 10,000 good reasons to drink heavily.
Fine, I stand corrected. But if it isn't the BEST reason to drink heavily, it's one of the top three.
Was Sarge wearing a Pooh costume when these events transpired, by any chance?
Cunningham throwback.
Pooh bear is strictly reserved for Russell.
That's right. And don't you nerds forget it.
Well, Russell and all his college roommates.
And anyone who happened to pass out at any of our parties. Or anyone who happened to pass out at parties that we happened to be at. Yes, that's right, we brought that farging thing out to other people's parties. What do YOU do at parties? Stand awkwardly in a corner and NOT draw all of the attention to yourself? Sucker.
I was always partial to the find-the-girl-on-the-dance-floor-hot-enough-to-bone-and-drunk-enough-to-be-able-to-be-fooled-into-thinking-I-can-actually-dance routine.
Well, that sounds like a barrel of monkeys.
Did somebody say a barrel of monkeys? I would love for one day to have a barrel, then fill it with monkeys...and then shooting them all inside.
You changed tenses a little there, smart stuff.
calm down louie armstrong
I forget this isn't a grammar-free zone.
Quote from: SunMo on October 30, 2007, 05:17:44 PM
calm down louie armstrong
People laughed at him when he said he was going to the moon. Now he's up there.....laughing at them.
My co-workers, who found my escapades hilarious, also pointed out I was lucky I wasn't led down a blind alley and mugged. Eh, it's the midwest. Those people are Hoydas.
I also wound up chasing a guy out of the next stall in the lobby bathroom the next morning. My aim at the toilet wasn't so good. Luckily, it was only a couple bites of omelet.
A few more pics. Mostly from the night before and the morning of the game.
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7ce08b3127ccebefb078f772a00000026100QZs2zlm2cMT)
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7ce08b3127ccebefb0456376a00000026100QZs2zlm2cMT)
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(http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7ce08b3127ccebefb48a437be00000026100QZs2zlm2cMT)
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7ce08b3127ccebefb4eaeb68700000026100QZs2zlm2cMT)
^^Thomas Tapeh's sisters. I asked them for food when we walked by their tailgate.^^
^Hit^
I've never seen someone get so many pictures of himself with his own camera, Sarge.
P.S. The Fletch Lakers costume is awesome.
I luv me sum me.
P.S. Yes!
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 31, 2007, 08:41:14 AM
I've never seen someone get so many pictures of himself with his own camera, Sarge.
Truth.
Every three minutes "Take my picture." "Don't you want to take a picture of me?" "Ooohh.. I would look good with [insert object]."
farging princess......
I need pictures for my myspace.
only after you do your algebra homework
It's funny to me how Sarge looks like Demon's sidekick, and hbionic looks like Sarge's sidekick.
In other news, is there any doubt we'll see our resident quasi-soldier on "To Catch a Predator" at some point? I'd contend not.
Finally posted the recap on EaglesRoadTrips.com (http://www.eaglesroadtrips.com).
Woo-hoo.
SPAM-A-RIFFIC
It's a delicacy in Hawaii, you know.
You must not have been too drunk because you're recalling way too many specific details. Shame on you.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 02, 2007, 06:32:28 PM
You must not have been too drunk because you're recalling way too many specific details. Shame on you.
7:00 PM
Eat it. It was at least quarter after.
I don't care if it's been 2 weeks since the game. I finally got around to digging up the Vikings Fight Song (http://www.vikingupdate.com/multimedia/vikesong.wav) on teh nets. We had to listen to this crap pretty much every time the Vikings did anything remotely good.....like get a first down. So you can suffer through it for 2 damn minutes.
And here's the lyrics so you can sing along. Cause I know you want to.
Skol Vikings! Let's win this game
Skol Vikings! Honor your name
Go get that first down
Then get a touchdown
Rock 'em, sock 'em, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! FIGHT!
Go Vikings, run up the score, you'll hear us yell for more!
V-I-K-I-N-G-S
Skol Vikings, let's go!
Welcome to a couple of weeks ago. Demon posted that in response to one of phone boy's posts. Slacker.