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Title: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 08:49:27 PM
... but sometimes, we don't.

Almost without fail, when I mock someone, I mock them because I can't understand why anyone with a set of testicles would ever even consider doing what they are doing. Being senimental about shtein. Putting pieces of fruit in beer. Reality television. Recycling. Dieting. This is all sissy nonsense concocted to rob us of our rightful place as grunting, smashing, unemotional rulers of the Earth.

Sadly, we don't always do as nature intended. Sometimes we act without consulting our nutsack. Everyone does it. So fess up. What un-manly shtein do you do?

I'll go first:

I regularly pay more than $35 for a hair cut. Who does that? I can go to SuperCuts and hand over $12 and have $25 extra dollars to spend on beer.
I rented a cartoon movie (Monster House) this weekend because I wanted to see it, without being talked into it by my ladyfriend.

I'm so ashamed.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: reese125 on January 24, 2007, 08:58:08 PM
as well u should be Vidal Sasoon

do you get your hair frosted with that $35 beans...wow
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 24, 2007, 08:59:31 PM
reese did a very unmanly thing and is welching on a $10 bet with me.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: reese125 on January 24, 2007, 09:00:46 PM
im sorry FF, I just spend it at the Hair Cuttery. I got you dont worry
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 09:03:59 PM
I bought a pair of clippers in high school and haven't paid for more than 10 haircuts since then.  A few times I let it grow, and paid $15 tops.  Most of the time, I shave my head..about every three to six weeks.

Unmanly shtein I do:

I tell my old lady "I love you" every time I get off the phone.  Even at work.  Even in front of the guys.
I drink champagne (I get it free, and love it).  Would never pay that much for it from my own pocket.  So I'm only half woman.  Right??
I call my mother 4 times a week, at least.   Got a massive Mom tattoo on my arm, too.  Maybe that's manly, I don't know.
I hang out here.
I don't know how to wheelie my motorcycle, or spin the car 180° by using the e brake.

That's a start.  I'm not very manly.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 09:04:56 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 08:59:31 PM
reese did a very unmanly thing and is welching on a $10 bet with me.

that is unmanly, and I remember the bet.  reese, you're a bitch until you pay up
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 24, 2007, 09:08:46 PM
For the record, I spend $22 every month (including tip) or so on a haircut at "Sport Clips".  Kickass semi-full service "cheap" haircut includes ESPNEWS on the TV, a steamed towel on your face while the stylist gives a massaging shampoo, and a neck and shoulder massage.  I say semi-full as no happy ending is included.  Still, it's a happy medium between Fantastic Sam's or SuperCuts and Vidal Sassoon for me.

Also, I rented "Monster House" but actually didn't end up actually watching it before I returned it.  I can do better, though - I physically purchased a copy of "The Little Mermaid" at The Disney Store.  Granted, my wife was with me and about to pop out our first kid - a girl... but still - I made the purchase.  We also own "Aladdin" and "Beauty and the Beast" and uncountable chick flicks to boot.

I stopped trying to prove myself as a man as soon as I began to find out I had an extremely large dick.  It affords me a lot of leeway with this sort of thing.  I can even use the word "leeway" and be comforted by my enormous dong.


Reese, Paypal?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: reese125 on January 24, 2007, 09:09:20 PM
haha...how do u use Paypal?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 09:19:04 PM
I drive a freaking Kia.

(http://www.cardata.com/2005/kia_optima.jpg)
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 09:20:28 PM
We have a winner.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 24, 2007, 09:20:49 PM
Quote from: reese125 on January 24, 2007, 09:09:20 PM
haha...how do u use Paypal?

www.paypal.com has all the answers you seek
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 24, 2007, 09:22:27 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 09:19:04 PM
I drive a freaking Kia.

Quote from: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 09:20:28 PM
We have a winner.


Are you saying someone's less of a man for driving a smaller, fuel-efficient car?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 09:25:37 PM
I was attempting a joke about driving a car marketed to women and Romes.  Way to remind us you're panties are still bunching though.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 24, 2007, 09:29:07 PM
Personally, I just don't think we should condemn Geo's manliness based on his car choice.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 09:30:30 PM
I do. That's one gay ass car.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: shorebird on January 24, 2007, 09:31:24 PM
They can't bunch but so much with that big ass wanker he talks about having.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 24, 2007, 09:31:31 PM
At least it hasn't been stolen.

Quote from: shorebird on January 24, 2007, 09:31:24 PM
They can't bunch but so much with that big ass wanker he talks about having.

Go play with your toy cars.  The big boys are talking here.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: shorebird on January 24, 2007, 09:35:31 PM
You forget, I have seen you, and if you dong is as big as you say, it's as big as half of the rest of your body.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: shorebird on January 24, 2007, 09:36:33 PM
Oh yeah, back on topic. I always liked Adam West in his Batman duds.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 09:41:21 PM
Quote from: shorebird on January 24, 2007, 09:36:33 PM
Oh yeah, back on topic. I always liked Adam West in his Batman duds.

Now you're freaking me out a bit.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: shorebird on January 24, 2007, 09:44:02 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 09:41:21 PM
Quote from: shorebird on January 24, 2007, 09:36:33 PM
Oh yeah, back on topic. I always liked Adam West in his Batman duds.

Now you're freaking me out a bit.

:-D :-D

C'mon man, that utility belt is the shtein.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 24, 2007, 09:52:34 PM
Things I used to do and am not too ashamed to admit too:
- Used to tan, on the beach if possible, at a salon if necessary.
- Diets. Used to diet a few times a year, wouldn't feel comfortable if I weighed over 185. I replaced dieting and cardio with lifting weights. Big difference.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 24, 2007, 09:58:49 PM
i didnt realize liking champagne was unmanly but i can do one better....not only do i love champagne but i only drink it with juice added...in fact i like fruity drinks in general

i am currently on a diet

i love game nights (scattagories outburst ect...)

im sure there are other things that i do...probably many...but i cant think of them right now

i will also say i hate a lot of things considered manly

scotch
cigars
casinos
strip clubs
strippers of any kind






Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 10:00:57 PM
I don't drink, smoke, or any of those other things.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on January 24, 2007, 10:01:57 PM
I haven't had a haircut in about four months. I also don't drink, smoke, etc.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 10:03:53 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 10:00:57 PM
I don't drink, smoke, or any of those other things.

The fact that you manage to avoid being a goddamned icehole about it is manly.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 10:04:30 PM
Same for you GF

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on January 24, 2007, 10:07:45 PM
I never complained about it when my girl was smoking. She quit on her own, but it didn't bother me any.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 24, 2007, 10:08:52 PM
I watch E! roughly 1-2 hours a week.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:09:16 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 24, 2007, 09:58:49 PM
i love game nights (scattagories outburst ect...)


shtein, I'm guilty of this one too. I have a blast getting drunk and playing board games. Christ that's gay.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:09:38 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 10:08:52 PM
I watch E! roughly 1-2 hours a week.

Oh god. Kill yourself.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 10:11:29 PM
Board games are hella fun.  Gazillion times better than watching television.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 10:11:30 PM
My wife bought a hair clipper set recently for our son (who's deathly afriad of haircuts right now).  He's only 3, so it doesn't matter if his hair looks crappy.

This summer, when it doesn't matter so much (and since we'll be dirt poor with the arrival of our daughter), I'm hoping to let her give it a go to learn how to clip my hair.  Using the clippers can't be that hard, can it?

Free haircuts!  :yay
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on January 24, 2007, 10:11:46 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:09:38 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 10:08:52 PM
I watch E! roughly 1-2 hours a week.

Oh god. Kill yourself.

He might as well start watching Lifetime. Ugh.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 10:12:57 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 10:11:30 PM
My wife bought a hair clipper set recently for our son (who's deathly afriad of haircuts right now).  He's only 3, so it doesn't matter if his hair looks crappy.

This summer, when it doesn't matter so much (and since we'll be dirt poor with the arrival of our daughter), I'm hoping to let her give it a go to learn how to clip my hair.  Using the clippers can't be that hard, can it?

Free haircuts!  :yay

Worst case scenario, you shave it off.   As long as you don't strap on red suspenders, Oi Oi boots, and a bomber jacket, you should be fine.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:13:35 PM
Do you honestly think Geo has any idea what Oi Oi boots are?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 24, 2007, 10:14:05 PM
The fact he doesn't know makes him more, or less of a man.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:14:38 PM
Both.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 10:15:32 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:13:35 PM
Do you honestly think Geo has any idea what Oi Oi boots are?

maybe not, but I figure the context furnishes the definition well enough..no?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Zanshin on January 24, 2007, 10:16:24 PM
Off the top of my head....

I watch what I eat, but I have the metabolism of a slug...so if I didn't, I'd be fat.  Can't have it.  At 5'10, I feel like shtein over 185.  I feel best around 172 or so.

I used to blow dry my hair, which always felt un-manly, until about five years ago when I shaved most of it off.  I haven't paid for a haircut since then...do it myself every other week.

I like to have a tan, but that's mostly because I can be a pasty bastich in the winter. Never went to a salon, though.  Tried that tanning cream crap about 15-years-ago...but ended up looking jaundiced.

I really liked the movie Say Anything, and that's not very manly.  Good movie, though.

I'd make an awesome mom, and that's not very manly for obvious reasons.

I really wish my wife would go to work and make enough to support me being a stay-at-home dad, which is equally un-manly.  But there you go.  In my defense, I'd write a couple of pages a day and say I was a novelist, if my line of work ever came up in mixed company.

I'm not a fan of hard liquor.  Beer is about as far as I go on the alcohol front.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 10:16:26 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:13:35 PM
Do you honestly think Geo has any idea what Oi Oi boots are?

Ummm... no, I honestly have no idea.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Zanshin on January 24, 2007, 10:21:23 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 10:11:30 PM

This summer, when it doesn't matter so much (and since we'll be dirt poor with the arrival of our daughter), I'm hoping to let her give it a go to learn how to clip my hair.  Using the clippers can't be that hard, can it?

Free haircuts!  :yay

Seriously, do it.  I've been doing it for years, and I'm way happier.  Once you get a feel for it it's easy.  No waits, either.  I did it mostly because I work out during the day, and wanted to be quick getting out of the shower and back to work.  But it looks better than it did when cheapie "pros" did it.  It's the only way to fly.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Feva on January 24, 2007, 10:30:17 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:09:16 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 24, 2007, 09:58:49 PM
i love game nights (scattagories outburst ect...)


shtein, I'm guilty of this one too. I have a blast getting drunk and playing board games. Christ that's gay.

I gotta agree on this too.  Mrs. Feva and I are part of circle of friends who rotate hosting game night every 2 months or so.  Btw... I'd destroy every one of you motherfargers in Scattergories... and I ain't to be farged with in Taboo.


Anyway, unmanly things about me...

- I lotion regularly.  Can't stand having dry and ashy hands or face.  Gotta keep things moisturized.
- I use Dove: Sensitive Skin soap.
- Sometimes, my fingernails get too long.  I don't bite them off like some people and too many times, I just don't feel like cutting them.
- I watch Grey's Anatomy... and love it.  Would probably watch it even if Mrs. Feva didn't.  I also watch Desperate Housewives... don't think I'd watch that one by myself though.
- Bees scare the dog shtein out of me.  I see a bee coming... I'm heading the other direction.


I'm sure there's more... but that's all I got right now.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 10:33:14 PM
Ah..the "scared of" angle.

Standing water creeps me out.  Not very farging manly.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 24, 2007, 10:33:24 PM
did you go from asheee to classeeee?


im terrified of bees as well

and i use dove
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 24, 2007, 10:36:51 PM
I use whatever shampoo, conditioner, and body wash the missus buys.  I like the smell of the Axe stuff but it's so ridiculously overpriced.  I think the current body wash is pink in color and is some lilac scent or some shtein.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 24, 2007, 10:41:48 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 10:33:14 PM


Standing water creeps me out. 

Out of sheer curiosity, why?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 10:54:56 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 24, 2007, 10:41:48 PMOut of sheer curiosity, why?

No idea.  But I def. gotta "man up" to stick my hand in a sink full of cold dishwater to pull the drain plug.  And I hate showers that don't drain quickly...can't get out of that standing water fast enough.

I'm not a germ freak, but it has something to do with the primordial, festering ooze of stagnant liquid.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 24, 2007, 11:02:50 PM
Understood. I was under the impression you were afraid of standing water that you had no contact with. Like my Uncle's ex-wife was scared to death of standing water because of the movie Poltergeist 3.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 11:06:02 PM
I can't stand my hands being dirty.  Got to wash them right away.  More of a compulsion, really.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: QB Eagles on January 24, 2007, 11:11:32 PM
Haircut kits are the shtein. I basically do what you other guys do, buzz it down to the skull every few weeks and let it grow back in.  It's been ages since I had a "real" cut.

Unmanly stuff:

I prefer cats to dogs.

In addition to my usual manly music, I listen to an immense amount and wide variety of decidedly unmanly fare, from girly stuff like Tori Amos and Kate Bush to wimpy new age stuff like Mike Oldfield and Jean Michel Jarre. I even have italo disco and some very gay sounding house music.

Never liked strip clubs. When I don't have a girl, porn's way cheaper and I can bust a nut anytime I want while watching it. When I do have a girl, clubs seem even more useless.

Probably the most unmanly of all: At home I sit down to piss >50% of the time. And I don't even have a wife or girlfriend living here and forcing me to do it.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Tomahawk on January 24, 2007, 11:16:30 PM
Why the farg would you sit down to piss? It's as baffling as unmanly.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 24, 2007, 11:17:29 PM
I can't stand my hands being dirty.  Got to wash them right away.  More of a compulsion, really.

im by no means a germ freak either but i use purell hand cleanser on the reg

my phobia is of money...there is nothing dirtier and more nasty than money
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: QB Eagles on January 24, 2007, 11:21:19 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on January 24, 2007, 11:16:30 PM
Why the farg would you sit down to piss? It's as baffling as unmanly.

One part laziness, one part because I'm the one who's gotta clean the rim and the floor.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 11:26:51 PM
So YOU'RE one of the seat pissers! You know, it's a pretty farging big target, how in the hell do you get your piss all over the place?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: QB Eagles on January 24, 2007, 11:31:06 PM
Don't tell me you've never gotten a split stream.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 11:42:29 PM
Only after I've been up boning all night. I never sit to piss and I always clean that shtein up.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on January 24, 2007, 11:59:14 PM
I put a lemon in my beer, though only if it is a heffeweisen. 

I like Dio also have a mom tatoo, mine is on my left forearm. 

I watched that Reese Witherspoon movie where she is kind of dead with my roomate when it was on TV for no apparent reason.  We both kept saying that it is extremely gay. 

Speaking of my roomate he is a Cowboys fan, pops his collar, and constantly is posing in the mirror. 

I shave my chest, back, and genitals. 

Other than that I can't think of anything else, but I will be sure to keep you all posted.

Oh, I almost forgot the gayest thing I ever did was spoon with one of my buddies on a jail cell floor.  It was freezing cold steel and concrete and they took the majority of our clothes.

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: shorebird on January 25, 2007, 06:35:21 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on January 24, 2007, 10:16:24 PM
I really wish my wife would go to work and make enough to support me being a stay-at-home dad, which is equally un-manly. 

I do both, cook breakfast in the morning, work during the day, and come home, clean and cook at night. My daughter is gonna' be 14 next month, she helps a lot, especially with the laundry. Man, I hate folding clothes........it seems pointless.

Sometimes I feel like the proverbial Man-Bitch. I guess thats un-manly. Although maybe not as un-manly as still buying toy cars at my age.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 25, 2007, 07:19:57 AM
There are many of us putting Geo's Kia to shame.

Lilac-scented body wash?
Sitting down to pee?
Spooning half-naked on a jail cell floor?

We're ladies.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on January 25, 2007, 07:41:18 AM
I can relate to the sitting down issue. But only in the middle of the night when it's dark and you have a stiffie. I'd rather risk my man status than burn out my eyes with the light or piss all over the place.

My confession: I do laundry, cook meals, and generally help clean the house. But I also work on the cars and fix the appliances, so it tends to even out.

I used to be way more afraid of bees, but they do still give me the willies.

QBE...I have similar musical interests. Do you have any Patrick O'hearn music?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on January 25, 2007, 07:45:42 AM
I've done the laundry, dishes, and cooking since I was 13ish, so that's nothing new to me.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 25, 2007, 07:47:19 AM
I do all of the cooking, not my wife.  

I love wine.  We go to wine tastings.

I too go to a salon for haircuts.  Usually its really hot 16-19 year old girls washing your hair, but the last time i went it was some dude, i tried to talk my way out of the washing part but the insisted.  I felt dirty afterwards.  

I use Certain Dry to stop swampy armpits

i use Babypowder on by genitalia, and ass when i take a nasty dump and dont feel like showering.

Sometimes i'll lay on my dog and watch tv.  
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on January 25, 2007, 08:22:09 AM
I spend $15 on shaving cream rather than buying a can of Barbasol for $3 because the Clinique shaving cream makes my face smoother.

I also do the laundry for two reasons.  The first is our washer broke about 3 months ago and I'm too cheap to buy a new one (that's the cover story).  The real reason is, my wife sucks at it.  She never gets the clothes right and she folds them like a farging crackhead.

I also iron my t-shirts.  Not my undershirts, though.  That would be, like, totally farging gay.

:-D
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on January 25, 2007, 08:23:53 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 25, 2007, 07:47:19 AMI love wine.  We go to wine tastings.

I enjoy it also. If I lived anywhere near wine country, I'd be dangerous.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on January 25, 2007, 08:25:18 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 25, 2007, 08:22:09 AMThe real reason is, my wife sucks at it.  She never gets the clothes right and she folds them like a farging crackhead.

LMAO...I tell mine to leave my clothes alone. I'm very picky when it comes to how they're folded.

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 25, 2007, 08:30:21 AM
i use Babypowder on by genitalia, and ass when i take a nasty dump and dont feel like showering.

baby powder and/or gold bond from the taint to just below the belly button should be a daily ritual for every male and is as manly as it gets

say word


im with romey i wouldnt let my girl touch my laundry...shed shrink all my shtein...the only clothes i machine dry are underwear and socks
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 25, 2007, 08:30:36 AM
i barely, if at all, drink at football games

i can't really think of any others, but i'll keep trying
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 25, 2007, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: SunMo on January 25, 2007, 08:30:36 AM
i barely, if at all, drink at football games

i can't really think of any others, but i'll keep trying
Go drink a wine cooler you pansy
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on January 25, 2007, 08:57:13 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 25, 2007, 08:30:21 AM
i use Babypowder on by genitalia, and ass when i take a nasty dump and dont feel like showering.

baby powder and/or gold bond from the taint to just below the belly button should be a daily ritual for every male and is as manly as it gets

say word


im with romey i wouldnt let my girl touch my laundry...shed shrink all my shtein...the only clothes i machine dry are underwear and socks

Goldbond is the shtein, especially after spending a long time out in the field and your balls and ass are just about raw.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Cerevant on January 25, 2007, 08:59:31 AM
"Me too"

Quote from: Zanshin on January 24, 2007, 10:16:24 PM
I really liked the movie Say Anything, and that's not very manly.  Good movie, though.

I'd make an awesome mom, and that's not very manly for obvious reasons. [my wife would be lost without me]

I really wish my wife would go to work and make enough to support me being a stay-at-home dad, which is equally un-manly. [we probably could do it, but my wife is a bit $$$ obsessed]
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 24, 2007, 11:11:32 PM
In addition to my usual manly music, I listen to an immense amount and wide variety of decidedly unmanly fare, girly stuff like Tori Amos and Kate Bush

Never liked strip clubs. [the first five minutes is an exercise in frustration, after that I just go numb - I know I'm not getting any]
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 25, 2007, 08:22:09 AM
I spend $15 on shaving cream rather than buying a can of Barbasol for $3 because the Clinique Body Shop shaving cream makes my face smoother.

I [should] also do the laundry.  My wife sucks at it.  She never gets the clothes right and she folds them like a farging crackhead. [She can't even hang shtein up right]

Here's one that should go in "that other" thread as well: I'm in the market for a minivan.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 25, 2007, 09:52:03 AM
At least be a man and acquire one quickly at a good price.

Your testes shrink every day you're "in the market" for a minivan.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Philly_Crew on January 25, 2007, 10:29:59 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 25, 2007, 08:30:21 AM
[...the only clothes i machine dry are underwear and socks

How does this work?  My wife is famous for throwing the laundry in the washer or dryer and leave it sitting for a day.  Clothes are beyond wrinkled.  Do you go to a stream or just plug the sink and hand wash?  Dry clean everything?

Anyway, here is my shameful list:

1.  My wife drives the minivan but I like to drive it.  That's right.  No excuse such as better gas mileage than a SUV or the seats fold so I can haul more stuff.  I like the drive and the convenience.

2.  Twice so far in my five year marriage, I have vacuumed while carrying a baby in a baby bjorn.  I probably felt most like a women at that point.

3.  I do the ironing in the family.  I learned in the military and the sucks at it and hates it.  I hate wrinkled shirts and I laugh at her when she does the shower-steam-removes-the-wrinkles act.

4. I cannot fix, build or repair any appliance, vehicle or household item.  My wife refinished our kitchen table and I have hired a contractor to install a shower door.

5. THE BIGGIE:  I don't have cable, satellite or the NFL package.  I have four T.V. stations and go to the gym to catch ESPN and the sports bar to watch non-televised Eagles games.  I am like Rain Man when I go to hotel that has cable. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Tomahawk on January 25, 2007, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: Philly_Crew on January 25, 2007, 10:29:59 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 25, 2007, 08:30:21 AM
[...the only clothes i machine dry are underwear and socks

How does this work?  My wife is famous for throwing the laundry in the washer or dryer and leave it sitting for a day.  Clothes are beyond wrinkled.  Do you go to a stream or just plug the sink and hand wash?  Dry clean everything?

Because of my above average height in conjunction with my relative slimness, I buy XL shirts, but XL-Tall don't fit right. The problem with XL is the sleeves are barely long enough. Drying them causes enough shrinkage to make them uncomfortable. So all my long sleeve sweaters/sweatshirts are hung in the closet straight out of the washer. The weight of the water prevents wrinkling.

For dress shirts; however, you want to dry them until they're just a little damp then hang them.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 25, 2007, 11:08:35 AM
How does this work?  My wife is famous for throwing the laundry in the washer or dryer and leave it sitting for a day.  Clothes are beyond wrinkled.  Do you go to a stream or just plug the sink and hand wash?  Dry clean everything?

i hang them up on hangers....the only ones that really get wrinkled are jeans...but the wrinkles come out when you wear them

should also be noted that i dont wear dress clothes...so im basically talking about sweatshirts t-shirts jeans and polos
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Beermonkey on January 25, 2007, 11:11:18 AM
It looks like most of you fruits have already hit on the lady-like tendencies that I have. I think that fact that we are sharing our vulnerabilities on the internet is very femme to begin with, the only thing missing is footie jammies & a few gallons of Hagen Daas.

1) I pay $35 for my haircuts, even though my hair always looks like I combed it with a fork. In my defense, I get a hot catholic high school girl to wash my hair.

2) I am the primary ironer, dish washer & housecleaner.

3) I shave my scrotum for no real reason.

4) I tear up at the end of 80% of Ghost Whisperer episodes.

5) I drive a Honda Odyssey minvan & enjoy it.

6) I will run away from bees & spiders. I once had a dream about spiders covering me & woke up running around the bed screaming.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on January 25, 2007, 11:14:00 AM
Why would anyone shave their balls?

Trimming the nest is one thing, but shaving them??  That's truly gay, beermonkey.  Gay as in gay like a farging fag porn star.  And more than a little dangerous, incidentally.

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Quasimoto on January 25, 2007, 11:23:31 AM
Are we comparing dick size in here?  I'm game.  :paranoid
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Beermonkey on January 25, 2007, 11:25:37 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 25, 2007, 11:14:00 AM
Why would anyone shave their balls?

Trimming the nest is one thing, but shaving them??  That's truly gay, beermonkey.  Gay as in gay like a farging fag porn star.  And more than a little dangerous, incidentally.



I trim the nest too. We'll see how gay it is when I'm bouncing them on your forehead. :-*

I started doing it for a girl that liked it & never stopped.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on January 25, 2007, 11:33:18 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on January 25, 2007, 11:25:37 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 25, 2007, 11:14:00 AM
Why would anyone shave their balls?

Trimming the nest is one thing, but shaving them??  That's truly gay, beermonkey.  Gay as in gay like a farging fag porn star.  And more than a little dangerous, incidentally.



I trim the nest too. We'll see how gay it is when I'm bouncing them on your forehead. :-*

I started doing it for a girl that liked it & never stopped.

Right, because bouncing your balls off a man's forehead is the epitome of hetero behavior.

And bringing my sister into this argument is dirty farging pool, dude. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Phanatic on January 25, 2007, 11:44:57 AM
I drive a Beetle

I listen to Phantom of the Opera and Les Misrables from time to time

I sing

...

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: MURP on January 25, 2007, 11:59:30 AM
This thread should act like a man and kill itself. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on January 25, 2007, 12:13:06 PM
I got everyone to admit that they're gay! It's every CFer's wet dream!
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Cerevant on January 25, 2007, 12:19:12 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 08:49:27 PM
I'll go first:
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 25, 2007, 12:23:24 PM
I liked it better when it was 'GFer's wet dream.'  I couldn't decide if you meant Big Brother or our respective girlfriend's, but either way worked.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Cerevant on January 25, 2007, 12:50:56 PM
So, does choking up while watching Rocky Balboa qualify for this thread? 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on January 25, 2007, 01:11:20 PM
Choking up during the scene in "Saving Private Ryan" where the old Ryan falls to his knees @ Captain Miller's grave and asks if he has lived a good life is permissable.

Choking up while watching a nearly 60 year-old man try and squeeze one more dollar out of a character that should have retired after the first sequel is not.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on January 25, 2007, 01:16:04 PM
How about Field of Dreams? Or Invincible?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Tomahawk on January 25, 2007, 01:23:32 PM
Or Rudy?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on January 25, 2007, 01:25:04 PM
Quote from: MURP on January 25, 2007, 11:59:30 AM
This thread should act like a man and kill itself. 

I usually tell someone to this at least once a day.  I am not joking at all.  Anybody who has ever been in the military knows exactly what I am talking about.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 25, 2007, 01:26:37 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on January 25, 2007, 01:25:04 PM
Quote from: MURP on January 25, 2007, 11:59:30 AM
This thread should act like a man and kill itself. 

I usually tell someone to this at least once a day.  I am not joking at all.  Anybody who has ever been in the military knows exactly what I am talking about.

I concur
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on January 25, 2007, 01:29:08 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on January 25, 2007, 01:23:32 PM
Or Rudy?

:-D

Kill yourself repeatedly.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 25, 2007, 01:53:53 PM
I teared up watching the CGI Vet on invincible.  I need to go find hollowpoints
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Event Horizon on January 25, 2007, 01:54:41 PM
I got a little choked up the day I was born but blinked back the tears. That's how bad I am.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: hbionic on January 25, 2007, 02:08:00 PM
I've drank a Corona. And with a lime.

I've gone to plays.

I've had a tear duct malfunction during E.T. and Armageddon. Not The Notebook.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on January 25, 2007, 02:27:33 PM
I got choked up when Kathie Lee Gifford cried on her show once.  See, all these people were being mean to her about running a sweatshop and making millions of dollars off of the backbreaking labor of unskilled peasant slaves so she started bawling like a mo'farger.

I saw her on screen with those mascara-stained tears streaming down her face and I just lost it.  I put my meatcicle back in my  shorts and used that tissue to wipe away my own tears.

Heartbreaking.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 25, 2007, 02:29:22 PM
this thread jumped the shark on page three
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on January 25, 2007, 02:36:41 PM
Mentioning Kathie Lee is a thread killer for sure.

CLOSED.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: methdeez on January 26, 2007, 11:20:26 AM
Just for the record, Tats with Mom on them are very manly in an oldschool way. As long as its like a design and not something creepy like her actual face.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on January 26, 2007, 11:29:08 AM
I enjoy corona w/lime and diff types of wine
I went to art school and work in the art field
I enjoy the arts
I'm a romantic
Like to clean
Can hang out with chicks and no dudes. Mostly due to having no dudes in my family.
I like to read
like nice smelling candles
Enjoy watching the interior design shows on tv



Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 11:36:14 AM
Non manly things I do:

Get my haircut every 4 - 7 days.  Have since highschool.

Buy scented oil candles and burn them every other day.

Watch shows like Trading Spaces for decorating ideas.

Clip coupons.

Groom, trim and shave around man parts.

Dust.

Drink an occasional fuzzy navel.  In front of people.  

Keep a dust ruffle on my bed.  

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 11:36:14 AM
Clip coupons.

that's the worst....ever
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 11:39:24 AM
What can I say?  I'm cheap. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 11:42:46 AM
men aren't cheap, men go to the store to get one thing and come back with 10 cans of baked beans and road map
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Wingspan on January 26, 2007, 11:47:17 AM
I am dirt cheap with anything that doesnt involve electronics. I use coupons all the time. I've actually stolen the coupon section out of a neighbors newspaper.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 11:52:34 AM
cheap is good but its way to much work and im not willing to do it

like sun said i wanna run out to the closest place possible and get my shtein as quickly as possible regardless of the amount of money


of course this is only for low to medium dollar items...for vacations...cars...expensive a/v equipment ect...

ill do tons of research

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Wingspan on January 26, 2007, 11:54:04 AM
Quote from: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 11:42:46 AM
men aren't cheap, men go to the store to get one thing and come back with 10 cans of baked beans and road map

Real men don't need roadmaps.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 11:57:29 AM
Clipping coupons doesn't take much effort at all.  I usually do it while I'm watching tv.  And I just clip the coupons for stuff I know I'm going to need in the short term future.  I don't stock pile them or anything.  And I also don't skip on buying something just because I don't have a coupon for it.  If I gotta pay full price, then so be it.  

My mom on the other hand, has a 3x5 card case that she keeps hers in and she files them in alphabetical order.  Every coupon she gets her hands on goes in that thing whether it's something she thinks she'll need or not.  

That is too much effort.  
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on January 26, 2007, 12:02:20 PM
I clipped coupons once and it was for community service. how i got to clip coupons for community service you say? well lets just say half way through community service, re-paving roads and such, I broke my leg. So they had me sit in at probation offices and clip coupons for hrs. It was hell, pure hell. I'd rather be out paving roads with a bunch of county slug workers.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 12:03:02 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on January 26, 2007, 11:54:04 AM
Real men don't need roadmaps.

wrong, real men know how to read road maps....Hoydas ask for directions
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 12:04:38 PM
actually real men have a gps
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 12:05:42 PM
my gps is my head
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:06:18 PM
I own Phil Collins greatest hits.  To which I sing as loud as possible with my windows rolled down in the middle of June. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: BlueHeart on January 26, 2007, 12:19:27 PM
I clip coupons all the time.

Of course, they go into an envelope marked "coupons" and stay home while I'm actually shopping only to then be thrown out because they've expired.

But I try. *shrug*
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 26, 2007, 12:20:50 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on January 26, 2007, 12:19:27 PM
I clip coupons all the time.

Of course, they go into an envelope marked "coupons" and stay home while I'm actually shopping only to then be thrown out because they've expired.

But I try. *shrug*

Do you have a penis?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:22:37 PM
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:06:18 PM
I own Phil Collins greatest hits.  To which I sing as loud as possible with my windows rolled down in the middle of June. 

Some posts in this thread are entirely unnecessary, because we know already.  This one is close.  I figured you for an Elton John guy, but Phil Collins makes sense too.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: BlueHeart on January 26, 2007, 12:22:58 PM
Most people on the internets think so....
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:23:39 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:20:50 PMDo you have a penis?

Does a three and a half inch clit count?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 12:25:39 PM
the ol' midget's thumb huh?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: BlueHeart on January 26, 2007, 12:25:57 PM
Umm... ewww...

Fine, ya farging stylishly dressed young mans. I'll stay out of the boys thread...  >:(
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:26:25 PM
Mission accomplished.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:26:39 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:22:37 PM
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:06:18 PM
I own Phil Collins greatest hits.  To which I sing as loud as possible with my windows rolled down in the middle of June. 

Some posts in this thread are entirely unnecessary, because we know already.  This one is close.  I figured you for an Elton John guy, but Phil Collins makes sense too.

You know me so well...   :-*
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 26, 2007, 12:27:21 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:23:39 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:20:50 PMDo you have a penis?

Does a three and a half inch clit count?

Meat curtains
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 12:28:47 PM
whats up with the phil rip

as everyone knows phil is an honorary brother...his slow songs rival some of the 70's best soul music

yes his other stuff like sussudio is an abortion but no one is perfect

phil however is pretty damn close

ILL collins is the mack!
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 26, 2007, 12:29:20 PM
"I Can't Dance" by Genesis might be one of the worst songs in history.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:30:15 PM
I wasn't kidding.  I really do own Phil Collins #1 Hits.


Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?

Yeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:31:15 PM
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:30:15 PM
I wasn't kidding.  I really do own Phil Collins #1 Hits.

You've got vigy on your side, so you're doing great!
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:31:29 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?

Yeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)

How much for a Prince Albert?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:32:19 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PMYeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)

Causing people pain for money is good.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 26, 2007, 12:35:38 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?

Yeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)

Didn't you have an eyebrow ring at some point?  That should be in this thread.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 26, 2007, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:31:29 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?

Yeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)

How much for a Prince Albert?

Depending on jewelry around $50
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 26, 2007, 12:38:00 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:35:38 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?

Yeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)

Didn't you have an eyebrow ring at some point?  That should be in this thread.

I had it for 3 years before it grew out. I don't see how metal piercing flesh is considered unmanly, unless it's a tongue or belly button piercing, which would just be gay.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on January 26, 2007, 12:39:25 PM
Hatchet Wound  :paranoid
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Feva on January 26, 2007, 12:40:42 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:32:19 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PMYeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)

Causing people pain for money is good.

(http://www.filmwise.com/contests/contest_06/image_01a.jpg)
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: hunt on January 26, 2007, 12:41:16 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:31:15 PM
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:30:15 PM
I wasn't kidding.  I really do own Phil Collins #1 Hits.

You've got vigy on your side, so you're doing great!

quasi  = an honorary brother
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 26, 2007, 12:43:53 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:38:00 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:35:38 PM
Didn't you have an eyebrow ring at some point?  That should be in this thread.

I had it for 3 years before it grew out. I don't see how metal piercing flesh is considered unmanly, unless it's a tongue or belly button piercing, which would just be gay.

Eyebrow is a close 3rd.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 26, 2007, 12:46:37 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:43:53 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:38:00 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:35:38 PM
Didn't you have an eyebrow ring at some point?  That should be in this thread.

I had it for 3 years before it grew out. I don't see how metal piercing flesh is considered unmanly, unless it's a tongue or belly button piercing, which would just be gay.

Eyebrow is a close 3rd.

Worse than the ears, nose, or lips? I disagree.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 12:47:14 PM
you had one, of course you do
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 12:48:02 PM
I wasn't kidding

with classics like....

everyday
against all odds
one more night
do you remember
seperate lives
groovy kind of love
two hearts
ive forgotten everything
tearing and breaking...


how could you be kidding?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Feva on January 26, 2007, 12:52:06 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:46:37 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:43:53 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:38:00 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:35:38 PM
Didn't you have an eyebrow ring at some point?  That should be in this thread.

I had it for 3 years before it grew out. I don't see how metal piercing flesh is considered unmanly, unless it's a tongue or belly button piercing, which would just be gay.

Eyebrow is a close 3rd.

Worse than the ears, nose, or lips? I disagree.

An eyebrow ring is pretty gay until it's been ripped out in a fight or something... then it becomes manly.  Stupid... but manly.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:53:37 PM
My girlfriend's brother had an eyebrow and tongue ring at the same time.  He also models.  Definitely gay.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 26, 2007, 12:53:53 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 26, 2007, 12:52:06 PM
An eyebrow ring is pretty gay until it's been ripped out in a fight or something... then it becomes manly.  Stupid... but manly.

I have a cool scar. The eyebrow ring was part of my rebellion against being in the Navy, sort of like my way of sticking it to the man.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:56:07 PM
Pathetic.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 12:58:10 PM
i hate all jewelry

ive never even so much as rocked a watch
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 26, 2007, 12:59:27 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:56:07 PM
Pathetic.

I'm not disagreeing

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Feva on January 26, 2007, 01:00:34 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:53:53 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 26, 2007, 12:52:06 PM
An eyebrow ring is pretty gay until it's been ripped out in a fight or something... then it becomes manly.  Stupid... but manly.

I have a cool scar. The eyebrow ring was part of my rebellion against being in the Navy, sort of like my way of sticking it to the man.

From here on out... just tell people it got ripped out in a fight and then it's manly as hell.  Otherwise, you might as well succumb to the homoerotic urges that made you get the eyebrow ring in the first place.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 01:02:01 PM
When my dad was in the Navy he wanted to get a tattoo of a panda.  He's in his 50s now and he still wants to.  Thats pretty gay.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on January 26, 2007, 01:14:32 PM
I really like allison krauss and union station
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: methdeez on January 26, 2007, 01:39:13 PM
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 01:02:01 PM
When my dad was in the Navy he wanted to get a tattoo of a panda.  He's in his 50s now and he still wants to.  Thats pretty gay.
How does your other dad feel about it?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 02:03:41 PM
Quote from: methdeez on January 26, 2007, 01:39:13 PM
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 01:02:01 PM
When my dad was in the Navy he wanted to get a tattoo of a panda.  He's in his 50s now and he still wants to.  Thats pretty gay.
How does your other dad feel about it?

Im not sure.  We don't talk much.  Sort of a falling out.  :-[
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 26, 2007, 03:37:05 PM
Wow. This thread is equal parts amusing and disgusting.

Carry on.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 03:56:00 PM
No women allowed in this thread.  Start your own and discuss. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 03:56:49 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 03:56:00 PM
  Start your own and discuss. 

until the 2nd post when we wreck it
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:02:53 PM
Actually, you should be in that thread too seeing as you really don't qualify as a man. 
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Post by: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 04:03:27 PM
pg and lady gray talkin bout what flavor of massengill they like best

no thanks
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 26, 2007, 04:03:58 PM
i miss lady grey  :'(
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 04:05:46 PM
who is she....i just noticed her on the whos online list and was shocked to see a female up in this johnson
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 26, 2007, 04:09:45 PM
holy shtein, she's been missing for 2 years
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 04:09:57 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:02:53 PM
Actually, you should be in that thread too seeing as you really don't qualify as a man. 

ha, after reading this thread, i'm more manly than most
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:20:48 PM
Quote from: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 04:09:57 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:02:53 PM
Actually, you should be in that thread too seeing as you really don't qualify as a man. 

ha, after reading this thread, i'm more manly than most

You suck at Tecmo. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 26, 2007, 04:23:39 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 04:05:46 PM
who is she....i just noticed her on the whos online list and was shocked to see a female up in this johnson
Lady Grey i think was TroyHstewarts wife.  It was one of the few times there was more than one women on here. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:20:48 PM
You suck at Tecmo. 

only when you cheat
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:30:19 PM
Quote from: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:20:48 PM
You suck at Tecmo. 

only when you cheat

If by "cheat" you really mean "telling you exactly what plays I'm picking so that you can counter" then yes, I was totally cheating. 

OMGREGGIEWHITEexclamationpointexclamationpointexclamationpointoneoneexclamationpoint
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 04:30:42 PM
whatever, cheater
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:32:59 PM
igy gave me more of a challenge with Steve Grogan and the Pats than you did. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 04:33:39 PM
sure...cheaty mccheater
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:35:38 PM
Welcome to Loserville.  Population:  You
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 04:35:53 PM
so now im a measuring stick of horribleness?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:36:53 PM
No, that's sunmo.  You're the measuring stick for mediocrity. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 04:40:32 PM
i am the measuring stick for greatness, you got lucky and beat me once, no you feel special.

don't.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 04:52:31 PM
if i ever actually play you sober i win
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 04:54:05 PM
Stop it.  This is becoming too manly.  We all know everyone wins. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 04:55:09 PM
actually i really dont
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on January 26, 2007, 04:56:36 PM
This reminds me of another thing about me that puts my gonads to shame.

I'm terrible at non-sports video games. In fact, video games in general do nothing for me.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 04:56:50 PM
*creates the letter W with hands*

Whatever!

Alright.  I'm leaving this thread probably for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 05:03:34 PM
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 04:56:50 PM
*creates the letter W with hands*

Whatever!

This is easily the least manly thing ever said on the internet or in reality.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 05:11:59 PM
have we figured out who Quasimoto is?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 26, 2007, 05:12:19 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 04:05:46 PM
who is she....i just noticed her on the whos online list and was shocked to see a female up in this johnson

wtf?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: The BIGSTUD on January 26, 2007, 05:19:10 PM
Men go to barbers not hair cutterys. If you don't see this (http://www.bigstockphoto.com/thumbs/0/4/3/medium/340983.jpg) in your window when you are getting a haircut then you are lose many man points.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: BigEd76 on January 26, 2007, 05:23:02 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 12:48:02 PM
I wasn't kidding

with classics like....

everyday
against all odds
one more night
do you remember
seperate lives
groovy kind of love
two hearts
ive forgotten everything
tearing and breaking...


how could you be kidding?

I have the "Hits" (Collins) and "Turn It On Again: The Hits" (Genesis) CDs, and have a few MP3s that aren't on those albums.  Most of his stuff is usually good.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on January 26, 2007, 05:55:31 PM
I shave my own dome. Havn't paid for a hair cut in over a yr, and when I did it was at the barbershop.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 06:37:58 PM
My barbershop doesn't have the candy cane pole spinning around outside of it but is patroned by people who wear camoflague and train to kill.  I go to the most manly barbershop in the world. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 06:38:13 PM
I like R&B songs from Boyz II Men, Kci & JoJo and the like.

I like Etta James, big band jazz and oldies

I use lotion every day

I'm a romantic

I find myself enjoying a chick flick every now and then. I watched "Ten Things I Hate About You" the other night and liked it.

I have used scented candles in my house and apartment before and I like the strawberry and cream ones from Glade.

I use bodywash and one of those body wash thingees
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 06:40:55 PM
Liking R&B is extremely manly because the smooth sounds of singers like Barry White can aid in the procurement of an insane amount of ass. 

Using a loofa (sp?) is completely for the gays though.  Man up and get a wash cloth.   
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 07:08:07 PM
Phreak is relieved of the gay points for not knowing that it was called a "loofah"

Sarge is gay because he knew it was a loofah

And I'm gay for knowing the correct spelling of loofah
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 07:09:27 PM
That's a funny word. That's one of those words you say over and over when completely shtein faced drunk. Loooofah. Looooooofah.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 07:35:16 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/jennpatt/movies/tommyboy/car.jpg)

roooooowwww-ads. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 07:36:30 PM
Great movie.

Also,

I am terrified of spiders and snakes. I run like a sissy when I see a spider.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Feva on January 26, 2007, 08:54:21 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 06:38:13 PM
I use bodywash and one of those body wash thingees

I just got a farged up visual of your big ass using one of those things.   :puke
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 09:00:07 PM
Ha!!

Feva is think about me in the shower. :-D :puke
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on January 26, 2007, 09:43:30 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 07:36:30 PM
Great movie.

Also,

I am terrified of spiders and snakes. I run like a sissy when I see a spider.

There was a spider sitting in the shower here the other day. It was sitting on the hot water knob, and had its legs warpped completely around it. I've been told it was a little one.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 09:58:52 PM
There was a scorpion in the shower once when I was in Mexico.  Puerto Angel. 

I did not feel very manly about that.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 10:00:13 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on January 26, 2007, 09:43:30 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 07:36:30 PM
Great movie.

Also,

I am terrified of spiders and snakes. I run like a sissy when I see a spider.

There was a spider sitting in the shower here the other day. It was sitting on the hot water knob, and had its legs warpped completely around it. I've been told it was a little one.

Thats when I say "Mr spider, the shower is all yours, sir. I'll jump in when you're done. Thanks"

Dio, I was stung by a scorpion in Texas when I lived there. A little thing but it felt like my finger was on fire.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on January 26, 2007, 11:21:25 PM
You need some of that wasp/hornet spray, GF. That stuff wastes all bugs in seconds.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on January 27, 2007, 12:16:28 AM
Got some. We've also got rhinoceros beetles throwing themselves at the windows all night. I walk outside and there's a dozen of them all dead on their backs.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on January 27, 2007, 01:09:35 PM
I just did a pretty manly thing.  I just cut three inches of hair off from in front of my eyes..

I haven't gotten a haircut since July of last year and I finally got sick of farging with it, so I cut it.  It looks pretty good too.  It's still pretty long but it looks a little less wolfman and a little more Wolfman Jack now.

Eh - I'm getting it cut for real on Wednesday anyway.

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on January 27, 2007, 04:33:52 PM
i found a loofah in my buddies shower. i gave him hell. thats fargin gay.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 27, 2007, 05:15:56 PM
loofers are gross for one reason....in caddyshack when the kid throws up in his mouth when asked to loofer the old bags back...if it wasnt for that scene id be using a loofer right now
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 27, 2007, 05:46:34 PM
They're also gross because Bill O'Reilly likes to talk dirty about them.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on January 31, 2007, 01:11:48 PM
I bought Soy Milk the other night.   :paranoid
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 31, 2007, 01:14:19 PM
whoever it was that bought the car their wife wanted should post here now... i forget who it was and i'm not looking into it.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on January 31, 2007, 01:17:13 PM
phillyfanindc...man up!
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Feva on January 31, 2007, 08:11:04 PM
Once, I carried L'il Feva around in one of these:

(http://mii.babyuniverse.com/product_images/pic/98/l98-31280.jpg)
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on January 31, 2007, 08:33:50 PM
that must have looked weird...


a black guy with his kid, i mean
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Post by: rjs246 on January 31, 2007, 08:56:15 PM
I laughed.
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Post by: Diomedes on January 31, 2007, 09:04:06 PM
Me too.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on January 31, 2007, 09:11:32 PM
Or:

What black guy hasn't carried his kid around in a white chick?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Feva on January 31, 2007, 09:32:39 PM
Quote from: SunMo on January 31, 2007, 08:33:50 PM
that must have looked weird...


a black guy with his kid, i mean

Ha.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on February 01, 2007, 12:18:12 AM
 :-D
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Post by: shorebird on February 01, 2007, 05:45:58 AM
 :-D My sick mind always wondered if anyone ever slipped and fell face first carrying a baby in one of those things. Like I always wondered if anyone ever crashed a bike with a kid in one of those seats that latch onto the back fender.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on February 01, 2007, 08:56:48 AM
Of course people have fallen and crashed their bikes.  Unfortunately, kids are tougher than they look, so the only time you hear about it is when Britney Spears is the parent.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on February 01, 2007, 09:50:09 AM
Dio would know, he was dropped many times as a kid. He's still OK!
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on February 01, 2007, 10:26:30 AM
Not dropped.  Dropped off and found my way home, yes.  Much to my mother's dismay.
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Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on February 01, 2007, 10:53:32 AM
Quote from: mussa on January 31, 2007, 01:17:13 PM
phillyfanindc...man up!

Yeah. "We" decided to go with a Honda CR-V, over a less-sensible Dodge Nitro. However, to increase my manliness after taking such a terrible blow, I convinced her that if she got her CR-V, I could get a 440 Short Block from Mopar Performance with part of my bonus for my Dodge Dart, instead of rebuilding the puny 318 that's in it.

(http://www.mopartsracing.com/parts/blocks/6packshort.jpg)
That's 440 cubic inches of testosterone there....

The CR-V still couldn't tow a poodle though.... :-[

One another note concerning emasculation, I watched "Take Home Chef" on TLC last night while waiting for my car to be inspected. I enjoyed it. A lot. farg it, I like cooking shows.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on February 01, 2007, 11:23:28 AM
Good deal. Happy wife, big engine to compensate for small penis. Everyone feels better@!!
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on February 01, 2007, 11:43:24 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 01, 2007, 10:26:30 AM
Not dropped.  Dropped off and found my way home, yes.  Much to my mother's dismay.

:-D
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on February 01, 2007, 01:02:58 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on February 01, 2007, 10:53:32 AMI convinced her that if she got her CR-V, I could get a 440 Short Block from Mopar Performance with part of my bonus for my Dodge Dart, instead of rebuilding the puny 318 that's in it.

Niiiice. Don't forget the six pack!
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on February 03, 2007, 09:34:03 AM
I just swapped out our old doorbell ringer with a new one.

Now I can sit on my ass for the rest of the weekend flushed with pride in knowing I'm not a complete failure as a man.

Almost a complete failure but not a total one.

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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 06, 2007, 12:01:22 PM
I'm currently eating a salad that has the following two ingredients amongst the lettuce, cheese, etc:

1.) "Craisins"
2.) Fat-free Raspberry Vinaigrette dressing
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: methdeez on February 06, 2007, 12:04:13 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 06, 2007, 12:01:22 PM
I'm currently eating a salad that has the following two ingredients amongst the lettuce, cheese, etc:

1.) "Craisins"
2.) Fat-free Raspberry Vinaigrette dressing

You mean ...

Wat for it...

wait for it....

GAYSINS!

Yes!  DTC4EVA!
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Post by: Rome on February 06, 2007, 03:06:18 PM
 :-D :-D
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 01:46:24 PM
I farging hate sloppy joes. And meatloaf.

I eat meat as much as humanly possible but both of those dishes are farging nasty.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 01:47:04 PM
STOP with sloppy joe, i'll farging kill you man
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 13, 2007, 01:49:32 PM
I've had enough bad meatloaf to understand your opinion there (although good meatloaf is the shtein).

But if you don't like sloppy joes, you picked the right thread to post it in.  Christ.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 01:49:44 PM
It's awful. If you want a sloppy meaty sandwich eat some delicious barbequed meat. Sloppy joe is farging gross. Tastes like peppers marinated in dogpiss and rotten tomatoes.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 01:50:11 PM
I WILL fargING KILL YOU!
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 01:51:21 PM
Easily the fastest way to ruin perfectly good meat.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 13, 2007, 01:51:23 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 01:49:44 PM
It's awful. If you want a sloppy meaty sandwich eat some delicious barbequed meat. Sloppy joe is farging gross. Tastes like peppers marinated in dogpiss and rotten tomatoes.

Men eat this:

(http://www.conagrafoods.com/images/brands/product_jpgs/manwich.jpg)
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 04:20:38 PM
i dont hate sloppy joes but i also dont ever want another one in my life...i agree with rjs in that they serve no purpose...have a hamburger or a meatloaf sandwich or a bbq sandwich...sloppy joes are just messy wastes of time

btw was my family the only ones who to them a sloppy joe was a sandwich made up of ham swiss cheese cole slaw and russian dressing on rye bread...that was always a sloppy joe to me
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 04:21:45 PM
isn't that a Reuben?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 04:23:11 PM
no a rueben is grilled and has corned beef...or for gay people turkey
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 04:24:07 PM
anyway, what you described is probably the furthest thing from a sloppy joe in the sandwich family
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 04:27:25 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloppy_Joes
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
i don't care
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Post by: Wingspan on February 13, 2007, 04:31:15 PM
What an incredibly stupid topic.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 04:34:29 PM
yeah, i know...weird for an internet message board.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on February 13, 2007, 04:35:52 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on February 13, 2007, 04:31:15 PM
What an incredibly stupid topic.

Thanks for adding to it.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 04:36:44 PM
everything was going just fine until all sun has ever known about sloppy joes was crushed by me
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 04:43:18 PM
if i wasn't on a diet, i'd go home a inhale a bucket of sloppy joes
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on February 13, 2007, 04:44:44 PM
You diet people are posting in the right thread.  Fat womanish yuppies.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 04:46:27 PM
so, if i don't diet, i'm a disgusting slob with no will power, and if i do, i'm a woman?

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on February 13, 2007, 04:48:15 PM
If you're the kind of guy who turns into a fat disgusting slob when he's not on a womanish diet then yeah, I guess so fatso.

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 13, 2007, 04:50:11 PM
Quote from: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 04:46:27 PM
so, if i don't diet, i'm a disgusting slob with no will power, and if i do, i'm a woman?

right.  
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 04:50:49 PM
i would care, if i wasn't positive that you just enjoy trying to get a rise from me
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on February 13, 2007, 04:54:39 PM
please, tell us more about your Dockers double wide ass and the diet you're on to get back down to a 38 waist

it's so manly
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 13, 2007, 04:55:16 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 04:36:44 PM
everything was going just fine until all sun has ever known about sloppy joes was crushed by me

I don't recognize your variation as valid.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 04:58:58 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 13, 2007, 04:54:39 PM
please, tell us more about your Dockers double wide ass and the diet you're on to get back down to a 38 waist

it's so manly

of the posters in this thread, i would rate PG's opinion on all things manly above yours
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: phattymatty on February 13, 2007, 05:05:35 PM
how can anyone not like sloppy joes.  greasy hamburger meat soaked in sauce.  i don't understand what's not to like.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
the sauce isnt very good...and they are way to sloppy...the hamburger bun melts away everytime...its just not user friendly and the taste doesnt come close to making up for the trouble you go thru to eat it...they arent gross or anything and were at i someones house and they had them i would probably eat more than one but they just are not something i ever want or need again

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 05:22:38 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
the sauce isnt very good...and they are way to sloppy...the hamburger bun melts away everytime...


Exactly. The sauce is putrid. The bastich cousin of real delicious barbeque sauce. farg Sloppy Joes.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Zanshin on February 13, 2007, 05:31:59 PM
Yeah, not a fan.  No matter when it's made, it tastes like it's been sitting around for a week.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 13, 2007, 05:32:34 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
they are way to sloppy...the hamburger bun melts away everytime...its just not user friendly

They are, after all, called SLOPPY joes, right?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 05:39:15 PM
yeah and sticky buns are sticky but that doesnt mean everyone is automatically gonna like them

to be honest i dont really like bbq so that may be why im not a big fan of sj's....as rjs said they are a relative of bbq sandwiches
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 13, 2007, 05:52:54 PM
I can understand preferring another sandwich or a standard burger, but simply dismissing the quality of a sloppy joe altogether is incomprehesible.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Eagaholic on February 13, 2007, 06:11:20 PM
I could take them or leave them but they are not one of the things worth staining my tee shirt for.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on February 13, 2007, 06:20:40 PM
ill eat a sloppy joe, but not by choice. not that good and a pain in the ass to eat.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on February 13, 2007, 06:32:41 PM
Were Pork Roll sandwiches mentioned somewhere in this thread? If they haven't they farging well should be.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 06:41:48 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 13, 2007, 05:52:54 PM
I can understand preferring another sandwich or a standard burger, but simply dismissing the quality of a sloppy joe altogether is incomprehesible.

Except for the fact that they taste like the inside of an ass. A hairy male dog's ass.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on February 13, 2007, 06:51:43 PM
You being the expert in the taste and texture of the inside of a hairy male dog's ass....right?







F+
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 06:57:08 PM
You can drop the 'plus'.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on February 13, 2007, 07:06:57 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 13, 2007, 08:17:15 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on February 13, 2007, 06:11:20 PM
I could take them or leave them but they are not one of the things worth staining my tee shirt for.

Spelling the word "t-shirt" with two e's as you have done should immediately disqualify you from manhood.

And possibly life.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Geowhizzer on February 13, 2007, 09:15:49 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 01:46:24 PM
I farging hate sloppy joes. And meatloaf.

I eat meat as much as humanly possible but both of those dishes are farging nasty.

I am in complete agreement.   Can't stand meatloaf or sloppy joes.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on February 14, 2007, 06:18:37 AM
I'll make meatloaf when I don't feel like making spaghetti. However, I'll spice it all to hell, throw in barbecue sauce and have mashed potatoes with it. And corn.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 14, 2007, 08:39:47 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on February 13, 2007, 09:15:49 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 01:46:24 PM
I farging hate sloppy joes. And meatloaf.

I eat meat as much as humanly possible but both of those dishes are farging nasty.

I am in complete agreement.   Can't stand meatloaf or sloppy joes.

That's only because it's treyf, right?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on February 14, 2007, 08:40:24 AM
meatloaf is gawds food
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: phattymatty on February 14, 2007, 11:28:15 AM
good meatloaf is one of the best things ever.  but i've a few zesty ones in my day too.

i'm making some shepherd's pie sometime in the next week. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 14, 2007, 12:59:20 PM
My lunch today is the delicious sloppy joe leftovers from Monday night.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: hbionic on February 14, 2007, 01:04:42 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 14, 2007, 12:59:20 PM
My lunch today is the delicious sloppy joe leftovers from Monday night.

Bragging does man a make.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2007, 02:01:29 PM
I ate a salad for lunch today. 
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Post by: Feva on February 20, 2007, 07:06:40 PM
What a bitch.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on February 20, 2007, 07:23:02 PM
Salads are easy to fix. Just add bacon. Or steak.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Feva on February 20, 2007, 07:52:54 PM
You'd have to add a set of balls on Sassy first.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on February 20, 2007, 07:55:08 PM
Excellent point.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2007, 07:56:28 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 20, 2007, 07:52:54 PM
You'd have to add a set of balls on Sassy first.

You can talk to me when you start feeling the urge to shag thick white chicks.    
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Feva on February 20, 2007, 07:59:44 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2007, 07:56:28 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 20, 2007, 07:52:54 PM
You'd have to add a set of balls on Sassy first.

You can talk to me when you start feeling the urge to shag thick white chicks.    

You might just fit the bill you ball-less wonder, you.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2007, 08:04:24 PM
Are you hitting on me?  Well, I guess this is the thread to do it in. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Feva on February 20, 2007, 08:38:24 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2007, 08:04:24 PM
Are you hitting on me?

Only if your interested...
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2007, 08:47:37 PM
Sorry mate.  You'll have to look elsewhere to cure your jungle feva. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on February 24, 2007, 07:49:23 AM
I have three LEGO robots sitting on my desk. They're in the semi-famous ZZ Top pose.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on March 13, 2007, 01:59:23 PM
I went to 300 with a couple of friends last night and they ended up turning it into a conversation about politics.

What the farg? How farging hard is it to have a modicum of intelligence and also a pair of testicles? Just watch the movie and enjoy the violence. Don't start talking about hippy liberalism and all of the terrible pro-war messages hidden in a movie based on a farging comic book. farg.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 13, 2007, 02:00:39 PM
going to a movie based on a comic book was your first mistake
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on March 13, 2007, 02:13:31 PM
Next time I'll go to a period piece like Gosford Park. Then I'll slice my gonads off and order a white wine spritzer. Then I'll post it all in this thread.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 13, 2007, 03:12:43 PM
It doesn't get any less manly than this. (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=19552.0)
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: MDS on March 13, 2007, 07:49:05 PM
If you're just coming around to the whole "igy is an elitist skins fans" bandwagon, i suggest you have your late passes.

End me.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 24, 2007, 10:40:18 AM
going to see annie tonight at a theater in baltimore
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on March 24, 2007, 11:00:21 AM
and if you're lucky, I'll invite you back to my place afterwards
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on March 25, 2007, 12:10:32 AM
Better shave your legs!
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 25, 2007, 11:50:16 AM
annie was excellent
even with all the annoying kids there

unfortunately wasnt able to hook up with dio but its in my near future plans
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Cerevant on March 27, 2007, 03:38:10 PM
Quote from: Cerevant on January 25, 2007, 08:59:31 AM
Here's one that should go in "that other" thread as well: I'm in the market for a minivan.

Hah!  Dodged that bullet - I'm getting a big-assed, gas guzzling SUV (http://www.trentvalleyhonda.com/tv_cardetail.asp?sn=B6818A&dc=tv&lc=ptbo&ps=Larger).
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 27, 2007, 03:43:11 PM
Quote from: Cerevant on March 27, 2007, 03:38:10 PM
Quote from: Cerevant on January 25, 2007, 08:59:31 AM
Here's one that should go in "that other" thread as well: I'm in the market for a minivan.

Hah!  Dodged that bullet - I'm getting a big-assed, gas guzzling SUV (http://www.trentvalleyhonda.com/tv_cardetail.asp?sn=B6818A&dc=tv&lc=ptbo&ps=Larger).

I'm almost bought a pilot. Not sure I would really classify it as a gs guzzler though. The thing gets 25mpg on the highway, probably more if you keep your foot out of it. That better than some American (read: Mexican/Canadian) built family sedans. Nice farging car though, the Pilot.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 26, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
only in LA (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-oldmike26apr26,0,2709943.story?coll=la-home-headlines)
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: phattymatty on April 26, 2007, 03:03:20 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 26, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
only in LA (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-oldmike26apr26,0,2709943.story?coll=la-home-headlines)

i read that this morning too.  i still don't know why changing into a chick means he/she has to change her last name also.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 26, 2007, 03:11:37 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 26, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
only in LA (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-oldmike26apr26,0,2709943.story?coll=la-home-headlines)

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on April 26, 2007, 03:12:05 PM
....riiiiight.

Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 26, 2007, 03:11:37 PM
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona bay!
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 26, 2007, 03:54:02 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on April 26, 2007, 03:03:20 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 26, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
only in LA (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-oldmike26apr26,0,2709943.story?coll=la-home-headlines)

i read that this morning too.  i still don't know why changing into a chick means he/she has to change her last name also.

Who knows.  Maybe he/she wants a whole new identity or maybe his/her parents freaked out and want nothing to do with him. 

Regardless, I will say that it takes some huge balls to admit something like that to people you're close with, let alone putting it in writing for the world to see.  Ironically enough, he's getting his balls chopped off now. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 26, 2007, 04:02:55 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 26, 2007, 03:54:02 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on April 26, 2007, 03:03:20 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 26, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
only in LA (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-oldmike26apr26,0,2709943.story?coll=la-home-headlines)

i read that this morning too.  i still don't know why changing into a chick means he/she has to change her last name also.

Who knows.  Maybe he/she wants a whole new identity or maybe his/her parents freaked out and want nothing to do with him. 

Regardless, I will say that it takes some huge balls to admit something like that to people you're close with, let alone putting it in writing for the world to see.  Ironically enough, he's getting his balls chopped off now. 

Sarge commenting on a story from LA about a transsexual... and no mention of hbionic.  Disappointing.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 26, 2007, 04:14:59 PM
That's because Chuggie's not a gender bender.  He likes have sword fights with his lovers' fleshpop too much to actually have it cut off. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on April 26, 2007, 04:45:48 PM
Quote from: PPinDC on April 26, 2007, 03:12:05 PM
....riiiiight.

Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 26, 2007, 03:11:37 PM
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona bay!


I was in Arizona Bay. The views spectacular.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/IMG_6135.jpg)

BTW Maynard lives near where I took this photo
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on April 26, 2007, 06:11:47 PM
LA farging sucks.  It's second only to Houston for worst big city in America.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on June 21, 2007, 08:51:03 AM
Now this is a real man. (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/poker/columns/story?columnist=wise_gary&id=2910103)

This hairy ass son of a bitch has been having strokes at the poker table and refuses to be given medical treatment. Meanwhile baseball players everywhere are missing time and hitting the DL for blisters on their poor wittle fingers. Real man.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: hbionic on June 21, 2007, 09:07:19 AM
I thought this thread was about guys crying in movies, sharing their feelings with their girl friends and paying more than $10 bucks for a haircut.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Feva on June 21, 2007, 09:09:29 AM
I know you're disappointed, but we pretty much leave all the gay shtein to you.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on August 28, 2007, 02:03:14 PM
Bump for queers on diets talking about eating lite bread and taking fish oil extract.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 28, 2007, 02:20:46 PM
Here ya go, Nancy:

http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=19123.msg542549#new
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 28, 2007, 02:34:24 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 28, 2007, 02:03:14 PM
Bump for queers on diets talking about eating lite bread and taking fish oil extract.
U calling my dad a queer  >:(     :-D
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2007, 03:03:18 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 28, 2007, 02:03:14 PM
Bump for queers on diets talking about eating lite bread and taking fish oil extract.

:-D

Cottage cheese with lite peanut butter and splenda is good too.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on August 28, 2007, 03:13:03 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on August 28, 2007, 02:20:46 PM
Here ya go, Nancy:

http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=19123.msg542549#new

Being on a diet clearly makes some of us cranky.

:-D


@ Jay - seriously, stay away from Splenda.  I've heard some nasty shtein about that stuff. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2007, 03:23:00 PM
Yeah, me too. I only use one packet every couple of days in the mixture I described.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 28, 2007, 03:24:25 PM
I'm done with Splenda also.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on August 28, 2007, 04:29:15 PM
whats wrong with splenda?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on August 28, 2007, 04:30:32 PM
Here's an article regarding Splenda that will make your ass shiver. (http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/sucralose.html)

A friend of mine developed intestinal problems because he ate so much of that shtein.  He used to put five packets of them into a pint of iced tea.  Dude was crazy for it.  Then he started developing shteinter problems and couldn't ascertain the source.  By a stroke of luck he stopped using it for a few days and almost immediately his symptoms disappeared.

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on August 28, 2007, 04:41:19 PM
been puttin it in my coffee for about 1-2 yrs. thats the end of that.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Wingspan on August 28, 2007, 04:52:27 PM
Why would anyone use splenda to begin with?

Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on August 28, 2007, 04:58:20 PM
Diabetes maybe?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: mussa on August 28, 2007, 05:12:30 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on August 28, 2007, 04:52:27 PM
Why would anyone use splenda to begin with?



because sugar is sugar and has calories...splenda doesn't
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2007, 05:18:47 PM
yeah, but sugar doesn't have cancer...splenda have several
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Wingspan on August 28, 2007, 05:21:29 PM
Sugar is a natural earth grown substance.

Splenda is a man made chemical that someone accidentally came up with.

I know which one I want to eat.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on August 28, 2007, 05:23:32 PM
If you deep fry either one I'll happily snarf it down.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Wingspan on August 28, 2007, 08:14:59 PM
Head on over to the allentown fair that starts today, they'll deep fry your sister there.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on August 28, 2007, 08:16:24 PM
Sexy.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on August 28, 2007, 08:27:05 PM
Powdered sugar + funnel cake = multiple ejaculations.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 28, 2007, 11:09:18 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 28, 2007, 04:30:32 PM
Here's an article regarding Splenda that will make your ass shiver. (http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/sucralose.html)

A friend of mine developed intestinal problems because he ate so much of that shtein.  He used to put five packets of them into a pint of iced tea.  Dude was crazy for it.  Then he started developing shteinter problems and couldn't ascertain the source.  By a stroke of luck he stopped using it for a few days and almost immediately his symptoms disappeared.



Bullsthein. I've seen sites like this against Splenda, Nutra-Sweet, and lots of other stuff. It's ridiculous paranoid crap.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on August 28, 2007, 11:14:58 PM
Who cares if it's true or not. Look at the facts...

Fact 1: If you use Splenda to lose weight you have forsaken your penis.
Fact 2: If Splenda causes cancer, and you get cancer from using Slepnda you deserve it for for forsaking your penis.
Fact 3: Sugar is in farging everything and always has been. Chemically, it's even in bread. And yet somehow, Americans are the only people who seem to get fat from eating it. Better eat some unnatural substance all the time to counteract the evil sugar! Sugar is definitely the cause of our fatness. Definitely.
Fact 4: Just stop.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2007, 11:21:49 PM
fact 5: a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, while a spoonful of splenda gives you leukemia
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: MURP on August 28, 2007, 11:22:26 PM
LOL at you tards being anti Splenda for health reasons yet you eat bacon by the loads, rarely exercise and drink loads of alcohol.

real men put splenda on bacon and in their beer.




Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on August 28, 2007, 11:24:21 PM
If your splenda comes anywhere near my bacon I will spend the rest of my heart-diseased life coming after you.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: MURP on August 28, 2007, 11:27:07 PM
I'm going to eat splenda fried bacon and chug beer while doing horrid live singing at the next tailgate.  Obviously you will come after me for autographs only. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on August 28, 2007, 11:32:03 PM
And possibly anal.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on August 28, 2007, 11:39:15 PM
fissures
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on August 29, 2007, 08:31:43 AM
Quote from: MURP on August 28, 2007, 11:22:26 PM
bacon

bacon

Mmmm... double bacon.

:drool
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Wingspan on August 29, 2007, 09:10:29 AM
I agree with RJS...If you're a overweight...it's because you eat too much, and you lay on the couch too much. There is no magic pill, or book that will make you lose weight.

Putting a sugar packet in a glass of iced tea is not making you fat. It's the extra large cinnabon next to it that you are eating for lunch.

Just exercise. If you burn more calories than you take in, you will procede to lose weight. It's not all that difficult to figure out.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 29, 2007, 09:49:32 AM
Granted, just dropping sugar isn't going to change anything. But it can be part of an overall approach. In a normal diet, sugar is okay in moderation (and moderation is arguably a problem with the obese). If you can eliminate a large amount of the daily sugar intake, though...it can't hurt.

Murp...don't forget that might be able to wrap the Splenda-covered bacon up and smoke it.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 29, 2007, 10:33:39 AM
I freebase Splenda on a daily basis
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: phattymatty on August 29, 2007, 10:53:21 AM
i have maybe two or three coffees a week at work, not that much, but when i do get one i always put splenda in it.  not because of any health reasons but because it's about 10x sweeter than a sugar packet.  i'm getting cancer from everything else i do so i'm not worried about the 2-3 cancer causing splendas i use each week.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SunMo on August 29, 2007, 10:54:00 AM
i'll hold your hair when you throw up...no worries
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 29, 2007, 11:45:48 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 29, 2007, 10:33:39 AM
I freebase Splenda on a daily basis

Like we didn't notice.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on August 29, 2007, 02:01:18 PM
I don't see sugar as being a problem anymore because most of the products that are horrible for you contain HFCS anyway.

I use one packet of the "Sugar In The Raw" for my coffee in the morning and that's about it in terms of sweeteners for me.

Tea & water is pretty much all I drink during the day and I'm allergic to aspartame so diet drinks are out.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 29, 2007, 05:21:18 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 29, 2007, 02:01:18 PM
Tea & water is pretty much all I drink during the day

At least you're in the right thread to admit your problem.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Cerevant on September 04, 2007, 11:46:49 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 28, 2007, 11:14:58 PM
Fact 3: Sugar is in farging everything and always has been. Chemically, it's even in bread. And yet somehow, Americans are the only people who seem to get fat from eating it.

Funny that - heart disease rates in France jumped shortly following the introduction of McDonalds restaurants.  This is in spite of the fact that the French diet has always been heavy in fat.

Did you know that 60% of the "vegetables" consumed by Americans are fried potatoes?

I'm not surprised that eating pounds of Splenda would give someone the shteins - that's because most if not all of it passes undigested.  Same problem with Olestra.

BTW, assuming something "natural" or "organic" is good/better for you is just ignorant.  Arsenic is natural (found in peach pits) and acetone (nail polish remover) is organic.  I'll stick to Splenda, thanks.

I agree on the eat less than you burn philosophy, but keep in mind that when you are burning fat your system is less efficient (burns more) than when your body is burning carbs.  You can change the amount of calories you burn in a day simply by changing your diet.  You also won't burn fat (the stuff around your waist) while your body is burning carbs (the stuff you just ate).  Of course, getting some exercise is even better, and has other benefits as well (cardio, more muscle mass raises your metabolism, etc.).  Finally, blood sugar instability can make you feel hungry when you are not.

It is mind numbing how fast the internet is growing to become the number one source of fear mongering.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on December 04, 2008, 09:22:56 PM
I bought some Dial For Men shower gel and have been using the ladyfriend's loofah to wash myself.

I'm so ashamed but I smell farging great.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on December 04, 2008, 10:10:07 PM
hasnt dial always been a unisex soap
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: The BIGSTUD on December 04, 2008, 10:14:43 PM
I have OCD about keeping every single thing I own in pristine condition.

May or may not be unmanly, because when I sell some of the stuff down the road I get more for it than if I kept in in trash condition.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on December 04, 2008, 10:26:17 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 04, 2008, 10:10:07 PM
hasnt dial always been a unisex soap

The soap, yes. The 'shower gel', no.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: MDS on December 04, 2008, 11:03:48 PM
I just bought Cherry scented soap that had a picture of a flower on it. I win.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: reese125 on December 05, 2008, 12:34:24 AM
Im getting crows feet like a mother farger now and Im not too happy about it

if I was smart and gay I would of stole my moms moisturizer back in the day
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 05, 2008, 06:09:58 AM
I had an 80-minute full body Shiatsu massage yesterday.  The chick was super hot, but also a phenomenal masseuse, so I completely respected her and didn't even joke around about a happy ending.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: phattymatty on December 05, 2008, 07:41:17 AM
fail. 

i hope you at least gave her a hug so she could feel your boner.  making her uncomfortable is my favorite part. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on December 05, 2008, 09:02:57 AM
sounds like the tough economy is really hurting you FF

I feel your pain
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on December 05, 2008, 09:07:27 AM
ha
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: rjs246 on January 25, 2009, 09:42:39 PM
A friend of mine and I were having an argument about who was more manly, Frank Sinatra or Hunter Thompson.

Obviously I'm biased, but my argument was that it was a draw. His argument was that Thompson didn't belong in the conversation. My problem with his stupid opinion is that his reasons for ruling Thompson out (being skinny and smart) and his reason for giving an advantage to Sinatra (connected to the mob), are genetically and socially arbitrary. Skinny and smart are not choices. Connected to the mob was not Sinatra's choice. It was the mob's choice.

My criteria for manliness:
1. Excess:
     a. Alcohol: Both
     b. Drugs: Both
     c. Sex: Both
2. Talent: Both
3. Social Dissent: Thompson
4. Universal (soccer mom) Appeal: Sinatra
5. Unfounded Inappropriate Violence: Both

I think it's a draw. Someone being a part of the 60s drug culture rather than a part of the 50s mafia culture is just a matter of timing.

Thoughts jerks?
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on January 25, 2009, 10:06:13 PM
I agree, it's a draw.

Next question.
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Post by: stalker on January 25, 2009, 11:17:46 PM
I drink Jack Daniels

I dip Copenhagen

I never use a spit cup

I build stuff out of metal

My truck gets 12 MPG

I have 3 sons

I shave my own head with a straight razor
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Post by: mussa on January 26, 2009, 12:06:48 AM
your also a poacher. you can try to hide with those other supposedly manly things, but in reality your no man with actions like that.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 26, 2009, 07:20:44 PM
i was looking at videos on entensity.net and decided to click on the link for the fleshlight.  Nothing like a video of a dude boning a fleshlight
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Post by: mussa on January 26, 2009, 07:28:31 PM
why is that flash light leaking a white gooey substance?
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Post by: rjs246 on January 26, 2009, 08:02:08 PM
Rome was high fiving it?
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 26, 2009, 08:54:16 PM
with his mouth, he loves protein
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Post by: shorebird on January 26, 2009, 08:56:56 PM
This conversation isn't very manly.
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Post by: stalker on January 27, 2009, 11:05:19 AM
Quote from: mussa on January 26, 2009, 12:06:48 AM
your also a poacher. you can try to hide with those other supposedly manly things, but in reality your no man with actions like that.

http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?image=keviniv7.jpg
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Post by: mussa on January 27, 2009, 11:52:06 AM
let me guess, that's your spawn. ahh nothing like passing on ignorance to your kids
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Post by: stalker on January 27, 2009, 11:53:19 AM
Yeah, but that was 8 years ago.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 27, 2009, 11:55:22 AM
Quote from: stalker on January 27, 2009, 11:05:19 AM
Quote from: mussa on January 26, 2009, 12:06:48 AM
your also a poacher. you can try to hide with those other supposedly manly things, but in reality your no man with actions like that.

http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?image=keviniv7.jpg
Posting Fail...
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 27, 2009, 05:37:44 PM
I will reiterate..  Russian Surplus guns are great  (http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/Russian_Model_91_30_7_62x54R_Mosin_Nagant.html)  i suggest you buy one, because they will certainly take down zombies in one headshot.  Ammo is dirt cheap as well (//http://)  If you like shooting stuff or want a piece of history, I'd recommend getting one.  I like the way it shoots, heavy kick, good shot, and cheap.
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Post by: henchmanUK on January 27, 2009, 10:17:12 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 09:19:04 PM
I drive a freaking Kia.

(http://www.cardata.com/2005/kia_optima.jpg)

I drive the smallest, cheapest Kia on the market. And I listen to JODECI in it! And I seriously HATE Brian Dawkins at the moment. Beat that FUNHOLES!
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Post by: phillymic2000 on January 27, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: henchmanUK on January 27, 2009, 10:17:12 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 09:19:04 PM
I drive a freaking Kia.

(http://www.cardata.com/2005/kia_optima.jpg)

I drive the smallest, cheapest Kia on the market. And I listen to JODECI in it! And I seriously HATE Brian Dawkins at the moment. Beat that FUNHOLES!

i'd like to dedicate this next song to henchman and his Hyundai. TLF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0qvoMN-eKY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0qvoMN-eKY&feature=related)
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Post by: henchmanUK on January 27, 2009, 10:32:07 PM
 :-D I guessed wrong! I thought the link might have been "Forever my lady, ITS LIKE A DREEEEEEEEEEEAM" In another admission to my manliness I am DRUNK having drunk several beers having seen my soccer team win tonight. I support the same team as ELTON JOHN, btw.
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Post by: phillymic2000 on January 27, 2009, 10:34:02 PM
Quote from: henchmanUK on January 27, 2009, 10:32:07 PM
:-D I guessed wrong! I thought the link might have been "Forever my lady, ITS LIKE A DREEEEEEEEEEEAM" In another admission to my manliness I am DRUNK having drunk several beers having seen my soccer team win tonight. I support the same team as ELTON JOHN, btw.

Your drunk listening to Elton john, Ive have a six of mickeys and I'm listening to tuff crew :-D
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Post by: stalker on January 28, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
Quote from: henchmanUK on January 27, 2009, 10:32:07 PM
:-D I guessed wrong! I thought the link might have been "Forever my lady, ITS LIKE A DREEEEEEEEEEEAM" In another admission to my manliness I am DRUNK having drunk several beers having seen my soccer team win tonight. I support the same team as ELTON JOHN, btw.

Not just supporting but actually watching soccer is a giant hit to your manliness. Couple that with listening to Elton John and we will need to revoke your man card. Turn is your testicles when leaving.
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Post by: phattymatty on January 28, 2009, 01:21:47 PM
watching soccer here in the US is homo.  watching it overseas is awesome. 
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Post by: phillymic2000 on January 28, 2009, 03:52:59 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on January 28, 2009, 01:21:47 PM
watching soccer here in the US is homo.  watching it overseas is awesome. 

My brother in law said the samething after spending a year in england, he loved it, but the Elton John thing is bad :paranoid
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Post by: ice grillin you on January 29, 2009, 09:46:38 AM
there are very few things in life that are more gay than soccer

and there is no other jodeci song  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q85WXai3Kl0
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Post by: Rome on January 29, 2009, 09:48:58 AM
Reading, for instance?
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Post by: ice grillin you on January 29, 2009, 10:38:42 AM
reading is awesome....reading fiction novels is not
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Post by: rjs246 on January 29, 2009, 10:42:02 AM
Judgment of what is awsome is not really your strong suit.
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Post by: mussa on January 29, 2009, 11:15:44 PM
whats the worst thing about playing soccer? telling your parents you are gay
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Post by: rjs246 on January 29, 2009, 11:30:27 PM
The truth is that I told that same joke about baseball players. When I was 15.
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Post by: shorebird on January 30, 2009, 06:17:08 AM
When my son was playing high school football, it was maddening to see the players that the football team lost to the soccer team.
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Post by: ice grillin you on January 30, 2009, 06:23:17 AM
Quote from: mussa on January 29, 2009, 11:15:44 PM
whats the worst thing about playing soccer? telling your parents you are gay

to be fair kids dont know better when they are young...which is why soccer for like five year olds is huge...every kid plays because even the mosy uncoordinated future band memers can run aimlessly around a field learn how to take dives and whiff at a soccer ball...then they wise up as they get older realize what the hell they are doing and play one of the real sports...thats if they are good enough otherwise they become a lacrosse fan
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Post by: mussa on January 30, 2009, 09:23:46 AM
it was a joke and a really old one as rjs pointed out
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Post by: BigEd76 on March 06, 2009, 04:46:46 PM
uh (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/29533876/)
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Post by: reese125 on March 06, 2009, 04:57:27 PM
you posting that only tells me you are on the verge of a purchase but awaiting a CF response first

go with your gut eddy--pun intended
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Post by: rjs246 on July 09, 2010, 02:33:45 PM
The ladyfriend and I own a Prius. It's our only car.
I have watched Glee. And enjoyed it.
I think baseball is stupid. I prefer soccer.
Despite the fact that I spent my entire life playing sports and being a sports fan I think that athletes are stupid jocks who add little or nothing to society.

This was cathartic.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 09, 2010, 02:52:30 PM
And dont forget your ladyfriend has a strap on
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Post by: Tomahawk on July 09, 2010, 02:53:41 PM
Sounds like he needs one as well in order to pleasure his ladyfriend unless they only scissorfarg
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Post by: rjs246 on July 09, 2010, 02:55:41 PM
We prefer fisting.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 09, 2010, 02:58:57 PM
whenever i think of fisting, i think of Jenna Haze and Belladonna. 
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Post by: Tomahawk on July 09, 2010, 02:59:21 PM
Depending on the lady I'm with, it's sometimes called elbowing or shouldering
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 09, 2010, 03:05:42 PM
Any word yet on whether they have a viable, eco-friendly way to dispose of the Prius batteries?  I heard that they are actually worse for the environment than are normal, smaller cars (Honda Fit, et al).  So, it would be hilarious if all you hybrid-buying douches actually did some research, huh?  But, hey, you can get 50 MPG and look like a tree-hugging ugly woman doing it.  So, congrats.

Link FWIW (http://wikicars.org/en/Reasons_Not_to_Buy_a_Hybrid_Car_%28yet%29#Car_battery_disposal)


Oh, and I'm worse than gay, because I drive a MINIVAN.
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Post by: rjs246 on July 09, 2010, 03:06:43 PM
You're not gay. You've just given up.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 09, 2010, 03:11:08 PM
What's worse... being asexual or homosexual?
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Post by: rjs246 on July 09, 2010, 03:13:24 PM
Let's scissor and find out.
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Post by: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 09, 2010, 02:59:21 PM
Depending on the lady I'm with, it's sometimes called elbowing or shouldering

How is your mom anyways?
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Post by: General_Failure on July 09, 2010, 03:26:22 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 09, 2010, 03:05:42 PM
Oh, and I'm worse than gay, because I drive a MINIVAN.

At least with a minivan you can load it up with more than two people and your purse. You can fit seven kids, two coolers, a trunk of toys, and three dead hookers in most minivans.
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Post by: rjs246 on July 09, 2010, 03:31:01 PM
That's what they call an 'orgy of evidence'. Bad news.
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Post by: General_Failure on July 09, 2010, 03:35:03 PM
It keeps the kids entertained.
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Post by: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:15 PM
All this talk about dead hookers, T-Hawks' mom, and Glee has put me in the mood.

Anyone want to start an 'message board circle jerk thread'?
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Post by: Tomahawk on July 09, 2010, 03:35:37 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 09, 2010, 02:59:21 PM
Depending on the lady I'm with, it's sometimes called elbowing or shouldering

How is your mom anyways?

You tell me. I'm surprised you can get wireless in there
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Post by: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:15 PM
All this talk about dead hookers, T-Hawks' mom, and Glee has put me in the mood.

Anyone want to start an 'message board circle jerk thread'?

Non-Hippo of course.
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Post by: Butchers Bill on July 09, 2010, 03:48:49 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 09, 2010, 03:26:22 PM
At least with a minivan you can load it up with more than two people and your purse. You can fit seven kids, two coolers, a trunk of toys, and three dead hookers in most minivans.

Four if they're Asian.   :paranoid
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Post by: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:51:08 PM
2 if they're fat. 8)
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Post by: Tomahawk on July 09, 2010, 04:01:14 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 09, 2010, 03:05:42 PM
Any word yet on whether they have a viable, eco-friendly way to dispose of the Prius batteries?  I heard that they are actually worse for the environment than are normal, smaller cars (Honda Fit, et al).  So, it would be hilarious if all you hybrid-buying douches actually did some research, huh?  But, hey, you can get 50 MPG and look like a tree-hugging ugly woman doing it.  So, congrats.

Link FWIW (http://wikicars.org/en/Reasons_Not_to_Buy_a_Hybrid_Car_%28yet%29#Car_battery_disposal)


Oh, and I'm worse than gay, because I drive a MINIVAN.

According to the article, hybrid batteries are better for the environment than the standard 12V car battery:

QuoteIt is not likely that the propulsion batteries will end up in a landfill, because Toyota for example is offering a $200 bonus for every battery returned. In addition, unlike the 12V battery which contains the heavy (toxic) metal lead, the propulsion battery is constructed using NickelMetalHydride which has very little toxic metals and would not be a problem in a landfill, otherwise all the camera and other rechargeable batteries would have been an issue already. However, the Nickel is a valuable metal, so that is the reason it is being recycled

What rjs should be concerned about is the crappy tires his car came with:

QuoteThe factory tires used on hybrids, specifically the Prius' Goodyear Integrity contribute to higher fuel economy and EPA test numbers but low real world stopping performance. The tires give better mileage due to a harder compound and tread pattern but poor traction, poor straight line stability, and were the lowest rated wet performance tire on tirerack.com.The Prius's panic braking was called "jerky and slightly odd" and straight line performance as "blown around in the wind" *Here are links to reviews of the prius's poor traction and straight line performance
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Post by: DH on July 09, 2010, 04:01:52 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:15 PM
All this talk about dead hookers, T-Hawks' mom, and Glee has put me in the mood.

Anyone want to start an 'message board circle jerk thread'?

Non-Hippo of course.

So, what I said yesterday about your posts crepping me out....X 100000
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Post by: General_Failure on July 09, 2010, 04:12:42 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:51:08 PM
2 if they're fat. 8)

If you can fit 2 in, they're not fat enough.
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Post by: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 04:35:11 PM
Quote from: Die-Hard on July 09, 2010, 04:01:52 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:15 PM
All this talk about dead hookers, T-Hawks' mom, and Glee has put me in the mood.

Anyone want to start an 'message board circle jerk thread'?

Non-Hippo of course.

So, what I said yesterday about your posts crepping me out....X 100000

It's so when I run for public office...you can, "He's one of us".
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Post by: rjs246 on July 09, 2010, 07:24:16 PM
i ate my first penis today. i feel like such a man.

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Post by: Diomedes on July 09, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
Did your tongue come alive with an eruption of flavor?
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Post by: shorebird on July 09, 2010, 10:09:48 PM
Bull penis??
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 10, 2010, 03:31:35 PM
So long as none of you buy one of those Smart Cars, then we're cool. Buy one of those and I'll send Chuggy over to tea bag you.
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Post by: rjs246 on July 12, 2010, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 09, 2010, 07:24:16 PM
i ate my first penis today. i feel like such a man.


Ha. Thanks Matt.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 31, 2010, 07:07:23 PM
Weird problem with my propane grill, or likely the tank.  It seemingly completely emptied since the last time I used it.  There is no audible leak and nothing has exploded in my backyard yet.  What should I replace to make sure it doesn't happen again?
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Post by: General_Failure on July 31, 2010, 07:14:34 PM
The propane tank. Get a full one.

Or check the valve.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 31, 2010, 07:18:24 PM
How would I go about "checking" the valve, aside from getting a new tank and seeing if that, also, empties on its own within a few days?
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Post by: General_Failure on July 31, 2010, 07:28:35 PM
Cover it and the line with soapy water. If you see bubbles, you've found your leak.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 31, 2010, 08:16:01 PM
Interesting.  I may actually try that.
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Post by: shorebird on July 31, 2010, 08:20:55 PM
Thats how you find gas leaks, and air leaks also if you have a slow one in a car or bike tire.
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Post by: MMH on August 01, 2010, 08:37:22 AM
You can buy a bottle of Snoop for like an 8x markup, but it's just dilute soap.
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Post by: mussa on August 01, 2010, 10:03:42 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 31, 2010, 07:18:24 PM
How would I go about "checking" the valve, aside from getting a new tank and seeing if that, also, empties on its own within a few days?

Light a match near the valve. If it explodes and you die, we all win.
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Post by: LBIggle on August 01, 2010, 12:57:04 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 31, 2010, 07:18:24 PM
How would I go about "checking" the valve, aside from getting a new tank and seeing if that, also, empties on its own within a few days?
Quote from: General_Failure on July 31, 2010, 07:28:35 PM
Cover it and the line with soapy water. If you see bubbles, you've found your leak.
Quote from: General_Failure on July 09, 2010, 04:12:42 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:51:08 PM
2 if they're fat. 8)

If you can fit 2 in, they're not fat enough.

indeed
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Post by: Sgt PSN on October 11, 2012, 10:16:25 PM
I just drank a cup of hot tea for no reason at all other than I felt like drinking a cup of hot tea.
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Post by: hbionic on October 11, 2012, 10:55:41 PM
You're turning into an old asian man. Start walking with your hands held behind your back and lean forward with your head down until you get hunched-back.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 12, 2012, 12:02:39 AM
I shot a 5 point buck tonight.  Yay Crossbows
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Post by: Diomedes on October 12, 2012, 05:55:17 AM
From the kitchen window?
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 12, 2012, 07:46:03 AM
Tree stand.  The window is too easy
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Post by: SunMo on October 12, 2012, 08:54:27 AM
few weeks ago i'm driving home from work and there is a buck that got hit on the side of the road.  next day, drove past it again, someone cut the head off and took it.

what jerkoff takes credit for a buck that he grabs off the side of the road?
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Post by: rjs246 on October 12, 2012, 10:24:50 AM
Hahaha, that story is so awesome. People are the farging worst.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 12, 2012, 11:30:18 AM
I've seen that.  Funny thing is in the county where i'm at, if you hit a deer it's gone within two hours max.  The rednecks tune into the police scanners, and vulture roadkill. 
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Post by: rjs246 on October 12, 2012, 11:47:43 AM
Mmmmmm, pretenderized.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 15, 2012, 09:39:47 AM
So my inlaws decided that Maine isn't welcoming to outsiders and decided to move back to the mid atlantic until they retire to their place.  The fun thing is that this means they have no place to live, and need a place to stay.  Wife and I said fine, we'll help you out, they said they'd be staying at minimum of 5 months.  I get to have a nice talk to them today saying they have a month to find a new place to live.  Merry Christmas!
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Post by: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2012, 09:52:17 AM
That's not manly, that's just plain stupid. 
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 15, 2012, 10:16:28 AM
I should say it's not that they're in a bad financial situation.  They're just not sure what they want to do.  It all hinges on my brother in law deciding if he wants to sell his place in April or not.  If he doesn't then, they'll go start looking.  They told us they're moving in, didn't ask.  Not that we would have said no, but when they tell us they're moving in, with no plans, it bothers my wife and I. 

It'd also be one thing if they weren't a pita to deal with.  Her family is Italian, and they literally fight non stop.  Last time her parents were here, after 4 days her mom left to move back to Maine because they are incapable of having normal conversations. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on December 15, 2012, 10:21:21 AM
Can I have the house in Maine?

Say yes.

I like places where the people aren't welcoming.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2012, 10:23:51 AM
That's were the major communication breakdown is between me and Squaw.  Coming from a predominantly Italian family, fighting and arguing is considered a perfectly normal conversation.  Squaw comes from an MA family where they rationally discuss things or just don't talk to each other for a day or 2.  So when I get mad and start yelling she thinks it's the end of the world. 

Anyway, if wifey doesn't really want them there either, then I guess you're in the clear.     
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 15, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
LOL.  Have at it Dio.  They moved up there, mother in law found good work immediately.  Father in law couldn't because they don't hire outsiders.  So after a year, he said he couldn't take another winter there with his wife in seclusion in Maine. 

The move back is merely based on him not being happy with her in a house out in the woods with 100Plus inches of snow.  Just seemed selfish to me.  There's a lot of things i'm leaving out, but the gist of it is my wife and I always get screwed by them, and its always for her parents to bend over backwards for her brother.  So we'll accomodate them until they can find arrangements. 
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 15, 2012, 10:27:52 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2012, 10:23:51 AM
That's were the major communication breakdown is between me and Squaw.  Coming from a predominantly Italian family, fighting and arguing is considered a perfectly normal conversation.  Squaw comes from an MA family where they rationally discuss things or just don't talk to each other for a day or 2.  So when I get mad and start yelling she thinks it's the end of the world. 

Anyway, if wifey doesn't really want them there either, then I guess you're in the clear.     
Yeah, my family is irish welsh, we just talk shtein out rationally and drink it off.  Wifey doesn't like that that we're constantly asked to bend over and take it.  I mean she gets enough of that at home with me. 
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Post by: DH on December 15, 2012, 10:28:16 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 15, 2012, 10:16:28 AM
They told us they're moving in, didn't ask.  Not that we would have said no, but when they tell us they're moving in, with no plans, it bothers my wife and I. 

Should have acted like a man back then; looks like you're SOL now.
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Post by: Diomedes on December 15, 2012, 10:30:37 AM
ha..suck it
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2012, 10:31:55 AM
Just out of curiosity, if Maine was so unwelcoming to outsiders, how did your mother-in-law find work so quickly and pops couldn't?  Is she originally from there or does she have great tits? 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on December 15, 2012, 10:35:29 AM
And if she does have a nice rack, why the farg hasn't a photo of said rack been posted here?

Christ - talk about acting un-manly.

Selfish prick.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 15, 2012, 10:36:15 AM
She has old italian lady tits so it's definitely not those.  Maine is weird.  They allow women to find work, because there is a ceiling i guess.  My father in law is a Facilities Manager for hospitals etc.  They would interview him for jobs up there, then say they filled the job with another applicant.  Each time they took someone who was far less qualified, didn't the certification needed, but they were local.  Its an odd dynamic up there.  Didn't help they built this giant house on the lake. 
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on December 15, 2012, 10:38:44 AM
We've seen pictures of it.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: DH on December 15, 2012, 10:39:52 AM
I worked for a guy who was from Maine a while back, who told me just that. It's a weird state which doesn't look kindly upon out of staters moving in and taking jobs. He told me the locals knew if you were a "Mainer" the second you opened your mouth.

Regardless, man up and kick them the farg out, SB. That's complete bullshtein and I wouldn't put up with it.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD on December 15, 2012, 10:46:54 AM
In 2002 my old room mate asked me if his brother - who just got out of prison - could stay with us for a few weeks while he got his shtein together. I said sure because I'm all for giving someone a second chance. First few weeks he got a job as a mechanic, bought a tool set etc. Seemed like he was getting his life back in order. Then he stopped showing up for work, and the tool guy started calling my house looking for his tool payments. I'd come home and he'd be laid out on the couch doing nothing. He'd contribute absolutely zero...wouldn't buy toilet paper unless we were out and he needed it. So 3 months or so go by and I asked my room mate to have a talk with his brother, he says "why don't you say something to him" like a farging coward. One night I was buzzed and getting ready to go out for the night so I told him to get the farg out. He left, I don't care where the farg he went because farg him and farg my old room mate for putting me in that position.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on December 15, 2012, 10:48:25 AM
god romey loves the phyllis diller types
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Post by: Rome on December 15, 2012, 11:01:48 AM
Vuke's widow.

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Post by: ice grillin you on December 15, 2012, 11:06:09 AM
and one day vukes widow's corpse
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: hbionic on December 15, 2012, 03:36:09 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2012, 10:23:51 AM
That's were the major communication breakdown is between me and Squaw.  Coming from a predominantly Italian family, fighting and arguing is considered a perfectly normal conversation.  Squaw comes from an MA family where they rationally discuss things or just don't talk to each other for a day or 2.  So when I get mad and start yelling she thinks it's the end of the world. 

Have you heard yourself talk? You're already annoying to listen to in a normal voice, I can't imagine when you're mad, and yelling, and biting your pillow.
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Post by: Rome on December 15, 2012, 03:52:19 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 15, 2012, 11:06:09 AM
and one day vukes widow's corpse

IN
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on December 15, 2012, 03:53:42 PM
Quote from: Rome on December 15, 2012, 03:52:19 PM
INside
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Munson on January 22, 2013, 11:33:04 PM
Anyone wear navy pants? I've usually stuck to black, grey, and khaki, but I got a pair of navy pants over the holidays and I'm trying to figure out what color dress shoes to wear them with.

I grew up with the "don't pair black and navy blue together" rule, but almost everyone I see wearing navy blue pants has the black shoes/socks/belt combo.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 22, 2013, 11:50:14 PM
Chestnut or oxblood colors work with navy. Just make sure to match the belt.

I don't wear navy slacks very often I stick with black, grey and khaki but I have a deep navy pair that I wear with a dark chestnut colored pair of shoes
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Post by: General_Failure on January 22, 2013, 11:53:24 PM
Match your socks to the pants, not the shoes.
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Post by: Munson on January 23, 2013, 12:08:10 AM
^^^That's what I thought as well, but I've seen a lot of people wearing black shoes with khakis, and the brown socks/black shoes combo doesn't really work.


Phreak, that's what I was told by a friend, that a darker brown is usually the way to go. I've got a decent pair of brown shoes but I don't think they're dark enough brown to go with the navy. I have to invest in some navy socks as well.
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Post by: General_Failure on January 23, 2013, 12:09:40 AM
Don't wear black with khaki. You know a lot of people who don't know how to dress themselves.
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Post by: Munson on January 23, 2013, 12:18:41 AM
Well I'm mostly in a business casual setting in public schools, so 99% of the time I don't think they're going for a super professional look. Especially at the elementary schools, the dress code for male teachers seems a bit more relaxed with the younger kids for whatever reason.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 23, 2013, 07:28:27 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 22, 2013, 11:50:14 PM
Chestnut or oxblood colors work with navy. Just make sure to match the belt.

I don't wear navy slacks very often I stick with black, grey and khaki but I have a deep navy pair that I wear with a dark chestnut colored pair of shoes

dont ever say slacks again.....they are called pants
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 23, 2013, 07:31:54 AM
QuoteI'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on January 23, 2013, 07:41:04 AM
there isnt to many words in the english language that make me more angry than slacks (pants) and bureau (dresser)
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Post by: SunMo on January 23, 2013, 08:39:32 AM
i'm trying to class myself up at work a little bit so i am buying more button down shirts to wear for work and some khaki slacks.  so i take my slacks out of my bureau today and put them on with a dark blue/light blue/white checked shirt.  it looked really weird to me to so bailed and put on jeans.  i'm not sure if it actually was a bad match or if i wasn't used to seeing it so it looked weird.  i always thought pretty much everything went with khaki though.

slacks
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Post by: ice grillin you on January 23, 2013, 08:53:07 AM
stain resistant dockers
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 23, 2013, 12:44:03 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 23, 2013, 07:41:04 AM
there isnt to many words in the english language that make me more angry than slacks (pants) and bureau (dresser)

bwahaha I say both.

And sometimes sweeper for the vacuum.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 23, 2013, 12:49:27 PM
bed clothes
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD on January 23, 2013, 12:50:49 PM
Pop for soda

Other words I hate are client and quaint
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 23, 2013, 12:51:01 PM
If you call the remote control a "clicker," the bible says you're going to hell.



Not really, but it should.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 23, 2013, 01:44:51 PM
Worst word in the (American) English language = yonder
2nd worst = fandom
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on January 23, 2013, 03:35:15 PM
Whimsical is first, fandom second, and if we're using stupid made up or improperly used words let's add feels as a replacement for feelings and blogosphere.

English is full of horrible words.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: hbionic on January 23, 2013, 03:42:15 PM
I'm glad I don't know anyone that uses 'feels' as a replacement for feelings. Chances are, that I will meet someone in the next 72 hours that will say that. I will cut their tongue out if that happens.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on January 23, 2013, 03:45:17 PM
You're safe, it seems to be a teen to mid 20s women thing.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 23, 2013, 04:13:31 PM
How about "toats" and "YOLO?"
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Post by: Munson on January 23, 2013, 04:32:26 PM
Totes mcGoats
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 23, 2013, 04:35:25 PM
Dave,

No.

-Adam
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Post by: Diomedes on January 23, 2013, 10:14:17 PM
I am infuriated by 'so,' as in "Thank you so much."   I could stab someone someday over it.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 23, 2013, 10:34:14 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 23, 2013, 10:14:17 PM
I am infuriated by 'so,' as in "Thank you so much."   I could stab someone someday over it.

Don't stab. Stabbing is so your fault. Shoot. Shooting is so the gun's fault.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: General_Failure on January 23, 2013, 10:46:28 PM
At least he's been building up the right skill set for disposing of bodies.
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Post by: Diomedes on September 27, 2013, 06:36:08 PM
http://imgur.com/a/p0tKn
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Rome on September 28, 2013, 04:50:18 AM
Dio... that might be the greatest thing I've ever read.

Albini is a farging GOD.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD on September 28, 2013, 07:07:46 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 27, 2013, 06:36:08 PM
http://imgur.com/a/p0tKn

"I'll work circles around you. I'll rap your head in with a ratchet"

Funniest Jerky Boys call ever
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on March 06, 2014, 08:41:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BX3zHXE.gif)

http://www.twincities.com/crime/ci_25283267/police-chief-honors-civilians-courage?IADID=Search-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 07, 2014, 06:37:31 AM
he definitely does not get paid enough
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Diomedes on March 07, 2014, 06:39:59 AM
the chick who sees the gunman first is thinking something like that...she's GONE...it's her reaction that cues the bouncer.  I love the way he sees her, and peeks around the corner...like wtf is she gettin' away from? 

gunman was not expecting that nuclear fargin elbow
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: Tomahawk on March 22, 2017, 09:03:32 PM
When a button pops off my pants, I blame poor workmanship, but when I sew it back on, like a man, I move it over to give my manly gut some more room.
Title: Re: Men Should Act Like Men...
Post by: SD on December 19, 2021, 07:54:11 PM
Male greatness
https://youtu.be/z4eIiDQKoEI