... but sometimes, we don't.
Almost without fail, when I mock someone, I mock them because I can't understand why anyone with a set of testicles would ever even consider doing what they are doing. Being senimental about shtein. Putting pieces of fruit in beer. Reality television. Recycling. Dieting. This is all sissy nonsense concocted to rob us of our rightful place as grunting, smashing, unemotional rulers of the Earth.
Sadly, we don't always do as nature intended. Sometimes we act without consulting our nutsack. Everyone does it. So fess up. What un-manly shtein do you do?
I'll go first:
I regularly pay more than $35 for a hair cut. Who does that? I can go to SuperCuts and hand over $12 and have $25 extra dollars to spend on beer.
I rented a cartoon movie (Monster House) this weekend because I wanted to see it, without being talked into it by my ladyfriend.
I'm so ashamed.
as well u should be Vidal Sasoon
do you get your hair frosted with that $35 beans...wow
reese did a very unmanly thing and is welching on a $10 bet with me.
im sorry FF, I just spend it at the Hair Cuttery. I got you dont worry
I bought a pair of clippers in high school and haven't paid for more than 10 haircuts since then. A few times I let it grow, and paid $15 tops. Most of the time, I shave my head..about every three to six weeks.
Unmanly shtein I do:
I tell my old lady "I love you" every time I get off the phone. Even at work. Even in front of the guys.
I drink champagne (I get it free, and love it). Would never pay that much for it from my own pocket. So I'm only half woman. Right??
I call my mother 4 times a week, at least. Got a massive Mom tattoo on my arm, too. Maybe that's manly, I don't know.
I hang out here.
I don't know how to wheelie my motorcycle, or spin the car 180° by using the e brake.
That's a start. I'm not very manly.
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 08:59:31 PM
reese did a very unmanly thing and is welching on a $10 bet with me.
that is unmanly, and I remember the bet.
reese, you're a bitch until you pay up
For the record, I spend $22 every month (including tip) or so on a haircut at "Sport Clips". Kickass semi-full service "cheap" haircut includes ESPNEWS on the TV, a steamed towel on your face while the stylist gives a massaging shampoo, and a neck and shoulder massage. I say semi-full as no happy ending is included. Still, it's a happy medium between Fantastic Sam's or SuperCuts and Vidal Sassoon for me.
Also, I rented "Monster House" but actually didn't end up actually watching it before I returned it. I can do better, though - I physically purchased a copy of "The Little Mermaid" at The Disney Store. Granted, my wife was with me and about to pop out our first kid - a girl... but still - I made the purchase. We also own "Aladdin" and "Beauty and the Beast" and uncountable chick flicks to boot.
I stopped trying to prove myself as a man as soon as I began to find out I had an extremely large dick. It affords me a lot of leeway with this sort of thing. I can even use the word "leeway" and be comforted by my enormous dong.
Reese, Paypal?
haha...how do u use Paypal?
I drive a freaking Kia.
(http://www.cardata.com/2005/kia_optima.jpg)
We have a winner.
Quote from: reese125 on January 24, 2007, 09:09:20 PM
haha...how do u use Paypal?
www.paypal.com has all the answers you seek
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 09:19:04 PM
I drive a freaking Kia.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 09:20:28 PM
We have a winner.
Are you saying someone's less of a man for driving a smaller, fuel-efficient car?
I was attempting a joke about driving a car marketed to women and Romes. Way to remind us you're panties are still bunching though.
Personally, I just don't think we should condemn Geo's manliness based on his car choice.
I do. That's one gay ass car.
They can't bunch but so much with that big ass wanker he talks about having.
At least it hasn't been stolen.
Quote from: shorebird on January 24, 2007, 09:31:24 PM
They can't bunch but so much with that big ass wanker he talks about having.
Go play with your toy cars. The big boys are talking here.
You forget, I have seen you, and if you dong is as big as you say, it's as big as half of the rest of your body.
Oh yeah, back on topic. I always liked Adam West in his Batman duds.
Quote from: shorebird on January 24, 2007, 09:36:33 PM
Oh yeah, back on topic. I always liked Adam West in his Batman duds.
Now you're freaking me out a bit.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 09:41:21 PM
Quote from: shorebird on January 24, 2007, 09:36:33 PM
Oh yeah, back on topic. I always liked Adam West in his Batman duds.
Now you're freaking me out a bit.
:-D :-D
C'mon man, that utility belt is the shtein.
Things I used to do and am not too ashamed to admit too:
- Used to tan, on the beach if possible, at a salon if necessary.
- Diets. Used to diet a few times a year, wouldn't feel comfortable if I weighed over 185. I replaced dieting and cardio with lifting weights. Big difference.
i didnt realize liking champagne was unmanly but i can do one better....not only do i love champagne but i only drink it with juice added...in fact i like fruity drinks in general
i am currently on a diet
i love game nights (scattagories outburst ect...)
im sure there are other things that i do...probably many...but i cant think of them right now
i will also say i hate a lot of things considered manly
scotch
cigars
casinos
strip clubs
strippers of any kind
I don't drink, smoke, or any of those other things.
I haven't had a haircut in about four months. I also don't drink, smoke, etc.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 10:00:57 PM
I don't drink, smoke, or any of those other things.
The fact that you manage to avoid being a goddamned icehole about it is manly.
Same for you GF.
I never complained about it when my girl was smoking. She quit on her own, but it didn't bother me any.
I watch E! roughly 1-2 hours a week.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 24, 2007, 09:58:49 PM
i love game nights (scattagories outburst ect...)
shtein, I'm guilty of this one too. I have a blast getting drunk and playing board games. Christ that's gay.
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 10:08:52 PM
I watch E! roughly 1-2 hours a week.
Oh god. Kill yourself.
Board games are hella fun. Gazillion times better than watching television.
My wife bought a hair clipper set recently for our son (who's deathly afriad of haircuts right now). He's only 3, so it doesn't matter if his hair looks crappy.
This summer, when it doesn't matter so much (and since we'll be dirt poor with the arrival of our daughter), I'm hoping to let her give it a go to learn how to clip my hair. Using the clippers can't be that hard, can it?
Free haircuts! :yay
Quote from: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:09:38 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 24, 2007, 10:08:52 PM
I watch E! roughly 1-2 hours a week.
Oh god. Kill yourself.
He might as well start watching Lifetime. Ugh.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 10:11:30 PM
My wife bought a hair clipper set recently for our son (who's deathly afriad of haircuts right now). He's only 3, so it doesn't matter if his hair looks crappy.
This summer, when it doesn't matter so much (and since we'll be dirt poor with the arrival of our daughter), I'm hoping to let her give it a go to learn how to clip my hair. Using the clippers can't be that hard, can it?
Free haircuts! :yay
Worst case scenario, you shave it off. As long as you don't strap on red suspenders, Oi Oi boots, and a bomber jacket, you should be fine.
Do you honestly think Geo has any idea what Oi Oi boots are?
The fact he doesn't know makes him more, or less of a man.
Both.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:13:35 PM
Do you honestly think Geo has any idea what Oi Oi boots are?
maybe not, but I figure the context furnishes the definition well enough..no?
Off the top of my head....
I watch what I eat, but I have the metabolism of a slug...so if I didn't, I'd be fat. Can't have it. At 5'10, I feel like shtein over 185. I feel best around 172 or so.
I used to blow dry my hair, which always felt un-manly, until about five years ago when I shaved most of it off. I haven't paid for a haircut since then...do it myself every other week.
I like to have a tan, but that's mostly because I can be a pasty bastich in the winter. Never went to a salon, though. Tried that tanning cream crap about 15-years-ago...but ended up looking jaundiced.
I really liked the movie Say Anything, and that's not very manly. Good movie, though.
I'd make an awesome mom, and that's not very manly for obvious reasons.
I really wish my wife would go to work and make enough to support me being a stay-at-home dad, which is equally un-manly. But there you go. In my defense, I'd write a couple of pages a day and say I was a novelist, if my line of work ever came up in mixed company.
I'm not a fan of hard liquor. Beer is about as far as I go on the alcohol front.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:13:35 PM
Do you honestly think Geo has any idea what Oi Oi boots are?
Ummm... no, I honestly have no idea.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 10:11:30 PM
This summer, when it doesn't matter so much (and since we'll be dirt poor with the arrival of our daughter), I'm hoping to let her give it a go to learn how to clip my hair. Using the clippers can't be that hard, can it?
Free haircuts! :yay
Seriously, do it. I've been doing it for years, and I'm way happier. Once you get a feel for it it's easy. No waits, either. I did it mostly because I work out during the day, and wanted to be quick getting out of the shower and back to work. But it looks better than it did when cheapie "pros" did it. It's the only way to fly.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 24, 2007, 10:09:16 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 24, 2007, 09:58:49 PM
i love game nights (scattagories outburst ect...)
shtein, I'm guilty of this one too. I have a blast getting drunk and playing board games. Christ that's gay.
I gotta agree on this too. Mrs. Feva and I are part of circle of friends who rotate hosting game night every 2 months or so. Btw... I'd destroy every one of you motherfargers in Scattergories... and I ain't to be farged with in Taboo.
Anyway, unmanly things about me...
- I lotion regularly. Can't stand having dry and ashy hands or face. Gotta keep things moisturized.
- I use Dove: Sensitive Skin soap.
- Sometimes, my fingernails get too long. I don't bite them off like some people and too many times, I just don't feel like cutting them.
- I watch Grey's Anatomy... and love it. Would probably watch it even if Mrs. Feva didn't. I also watch Desperate Housewives... don't think I'd watch that one by myself though.
- Bees scare the dog shtein out of me. I see a bee coming... I'm heading the other direction.
I'm sure there's more... but that's all I got right now.
Ah..the "scared of" angle.
Standing water creeps me out. Not very farging manly.
did you go from asheee to classeeee?
im terrified of bees as well
and i use dove
I use whatever shampoo, conditioner, and body wash the missus buys. I like the smell of the Axe stuff but it's so ridiculously overpriced. I think the current body wash is pink in color and is some lilac scent or some shtein.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 10:33:14 PM
Standing water creeps me out.
Out of sheer curiosity, why?
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 24, 2007, 10:41:48 PMOut of sheer curiosity, why?
No idea. But I def. gotta "man up" to stick my hand in a sink full of cold dishwater to pull the drain plug. And I hate showers that don't drain quickly...can't get out of that standing water fast enough.
I'm not a germ freak, but it has something to do with the primordial, festering ooze of stagnant liquid.
Understood. I was under the impression you were afraid of standing water that you had no contact with. Like my Uncle's ex-wife was scared to death of standing water because of the movie Poltergeist 3.
I can't stand my hands being dirty. Got to wash them right away. More of a compulsion, really.
Haircut kits are the shtein. I basically do what you other guys do, buzz it down to the skull every few weeks and let it grow back in. It's been ages since I had a "real" cut.
Unmanly stuff:
I prefer cats to dogs.
In addition to my usual manly music, I listen to an immense amount and wide variety of decidedly unmanly fare, from girly stuff like Tori Amos and Kate Bush to wimpy new age stuff like Mike Oldfield and Jean Michel Jarre. I even have italo disco and some very gay sounding house music.
Never liked strip clubs. When I don't have a girl, porn's way cheaper and I can bust a nut anytime I want while watching it. When I do have a girl, clubs seem even more useless.
Probably the most unmanly of all: At home I sit down to piss >50% of the time. And I don't even have a wife or girlfriend living here and forcing me to do it.
Why the farg would you sit down to piss? It's as baffling as unmanly.
I can't stand my hands being dirty. Got to wash them right away. More of a compulsion, really.
im by no means a germ freak either but i use purell hand cleanser on the reg
my phobia is of money...there is nothing dirtier and more nasty than money
Quote from: Tomahawk on January 24, 2007, 11:16:30 PM
Why the farg would you sit down to piss? It's as baffling as unmanly.
One part laziness, one part because I'm the one who's gotta clean the rim and the floor.
So YOU'RE one of the seat pissers! You know, it's a pretty farging big target, how in the hell do you get your piss all over the place?
Don't tell me you've never gotten a split stream.
Only after I've been up boning all night. I never sit to piss and I always clean that shtein up.
I put a lemon in my beer, though only if it is a heffeweisen.
I like Dio also have a mom tatoo, mine is on my left forearm.
I watched that Reese Witherspoon movie where she is kind of dead with my roomate when it was on TV for no apparent reason. We both kept saying that it is extremely gay.
Speaking of my roomate he is a Cowboys fan, pops his collar, and constantly is posing in the mirror.
I shave my chest, back, and genitals.
Other than that I can't think of anything else, but I will be sure to keep you all posted.
Oh, I almost forgot the gayest thing I ever did was spoon with one of my buddies on a jail cell floor. It was freezing cold steel and concrete and they took the majority of our clothes.
Quote from: Zanshin on January 24, 2007, 10:16:24 PM
I really wish my wife would go to work and make enough to support me being a stay-at-home dad, which is equally un-manly.
I do both, cook breakfast in the morning, work during the day, and come home, clean and cook at night. My daughter is gonna' be 14 next month, she helps a lot, especially with the laundry. Man, I hate folding clothes........it seems pointless.
Sometimes I feel like the proverbial Man-Bitch. I guess thats un-manly. Although maybe not as un-manly as still buying toy cars at my age.
There are many of us putting Geo's Kia to shame.
Lilac-scented body wash?
Sitting down to pee?
Spooning half-naked on a jail cell floor?
We're ladies.
I can relate to the sitting down issue. But only in the middle of the night when it's dark and you have a stiffie. I'd rather risk my man status than burn out my eyes with the light or piss all over the place.
My confession: I do laundry, cook meals, and generally help clean the house. But I also work on the cars and fix the appliances, so it tends to even out.
I used to be way more afraid of bees, but they do still give me the willies.
QBE...I have similar musical interests. Do you have any Patrick O'hearn music?
I've done the laundry, dishes, and cooking since I was 13ish, so that's nothing new to me.
I do all of the cooking, not my wife.
I love wine. We go to wine tastings.
I too go to a salon for haircuts. Usually its really hot 16-19 year old girls washing your hair, but the last time i went it was some dude, i tried to talk my way out of the washing part but the insisted. I felt dirty afterwards.
I use Certain Dry to stop swampy armpits
i use Babypowder on by genitalia, and ass when i take a nasty dump and dont feel like showering.
Sometimes i'll lay on my dog and watch tv.
I spend $15 on shaving cream rather than buying a can of Barbasol for $3 because the Clinique shaving cream makes my face smoother.
I also do the laundry for two reasons. The first is our washer broke about 3 months ago and I'm too cheap to buy a new one (that's the cover story). The real reason is, my wife sucks at it. She never gets the clothes right and she folds them like a farging crackhead.
I also iron my t-shirts. Not my undershirts, though. That would be, like, totally farging gay.
:-D
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 25, 2007, 07:47:19 AMI love wine. We go to wine tastings.
I enjoy it also. If I lived anywhere near wine country, I'd be dangerous.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 25, 2007, 08:22:09 AMThe real reason is, my wife sucks at it. She never gets the clothes right and she folds them like a farging crackhead.
LMAO...I tell mine to leave my clothes alone. I'm very picky when it comes to how they're folded.
i use Babypowder on by genitalia, and ass when i take a nasty dump and dont feel like showering.
baby powder and/or gold bond from the taint to just below the belly button should be a daily ritual for every male and is as manly as it gets
say word
im with romey i wouldnt let my girl touch my laundry...shed shrink all my shtein...the only clothes i machine dry are underwear and socks
i barely, if at all, drink at football games
i can't really think of any others, but i'll keep trying
Quote from: SunMo on January 25, 2007, 08:30:36 AM
i barely, if at all, drink at football games
i can't really think of any others, but i'll keep trying
Go drink a wine cooler you pansy
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 25, 2007, 08:30:21 AM
i use Babypowder on by genitalia, and ass when i take a nasty dump and dont feel like showering.
baby powder and/or gold bond from the taint to just below the belly button should be a daily ritual for every male and is as manly as it gets
say word
im with romey i wouldnt let my girl touch my laundry...shed shrink all my shtein...the only clothes i machine dry are underwear and socks
Goldbond is the shtein, especially after spending a long time out in the field and your balls and ass are just about raw.
"Me too"
Quote from: Zanshin on January 24, 2007, 10:16:24 PM
I really liked the movie Say Anything, and that's not very manly. Good movie, though.
I'd make an awesome mom, and that's not very manly for obvious reasons. [my wife would be lost without me]
I really wish my wife would go to work and make enough to support me being a stay-at-home dad, which is equally un-manly. [we probably could do it, but my wife is a bit $$$ obsessed]
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 24, 2007, 11:11:32 PM
In addition to my usual manly music, I listen to an immense amount and wide variety of decidedly unmanly fare, girly stuff like Tori Amos and Kate Bush
Never liked strip clubs. [the first five minutes is an exercise in frustration, after that I just go numb - I know I'm not getting any]
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 25, 2007, 08:22:09 AM
I spend $15 on shaving cream rather than buying a can of Barbasol for $3 because the Clinique Body Shop shaving cream makes my face smoother.
I [should] also do the laundry. My wife sucks at it. She never gets the clothes right and she folds them like a farging crackhead. [She can't even hang shtein up right]
Here's one that should go in "that other" thread as well: I'm in the market for a minivan.
At least be a man and acquire one quickly at a good price.
Your testes shrink every day you're "in the market" for a minivan.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 25, 2007, 08:30:21 AM
[...the only clothes i machine dry are underwear and socks
How does this work? My wife is famous for throwing the laundry in the washer or dryer and leave it sitting for a day. Clothes are beyond wrinkled. Do you go to a stream or just plug the sink and hand wash? Dry clean everything?
Anyway, here is my shameful list:
1. My wife drives the minivan but I like to drive it. That's right. No excuse such as better gas mileage than a SUV or the seats fold so I can haul more stuff. I like the drive and the convenience.
2. Twice so far in my five year marriage, I have vacuumed while carrying a baby in a baby bjorn. I probably felt most like a women at that point.
3. I do the ironing in the family. I learned in the military and the sucks at it and hates it. I hate wrinkled shirts and I laugh at her when she does the shower-steam-removes-the-wrinkles act.
4. I cannot fix, build or repair any appliance, vehicle or household item. My wife refinished our kitchen table and I have hired a contractor to install a shower door.
5. THE BIGGIE: I don't have cable, satellite or the NFL package. I have four T.V. stations and go to the gym to catch ESPN and the sports bar to watch non-televised Eagles games. I am like Rain Man when I go to hotel that has cable.
Quote from: Philly_Crew on January 25, 2007, 10:29:59 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 25, 2007, 08:30:21 AM
[...the only clothes i machine dry are underwear and socks
How does this work? My wife is famous for throwing the laundry in the washer or dryer and leave it sitting for a day. Clothes are beyond wrinkled. Do you go to a stream or just plug the sink and hand wash? Dry clean everything?
Because of my above average height in conjunction with my relative slimness, I buy XL shirts, but XL-Tall don't fit right. The problem with XL is the sleeves are barely long enough. Drying them causes enough shrinkage to make them uncomfortable. So all my long sleeve sweaters/sweatshirts are hung in the closet straight out of the washer. The weight of the water prevents wrinkling.
For dress shirts; however, you want to dry them until they're just a little damp then hang them.
How does this work? My wife is famous for throwing the laundry in the washer or dryer and leave it sitting for a day. Clothes are beyond wrinkled. Do you go to a stream or just plug the sink and hand wash? Dry clean everything?
i hang them up on hangers....the only ones that really get wrinkled are jeans...but the wrinkles come out when you wear them
should also be noted that i dont wear dress clothes...so im basically talking about sweatshirts t-shirts jeans and polos
It looks like most of you fruits have already hit on the lady-like tendencies that I have. I think that fact that we are sharing our vulnerabilities on the internet is very femme to begin with, the only thing missing is footie jammies & a few gallons of Hagen Daas.
1) I pay $35 for my haircuts, even though my hair always looks like I combed it with a fork. In my defense, I get a hot catholic high school girl to wash my hair.
2) I am the primary ironer, dish washer & housecleaner.
3) I shave my scrotum for no real reason.
4) I tear up at the end of 80% of Ghost Whisperer episodes.
5) I drive a Honda Odyssey minvan & enjoy it.
6) I will run away from bees & spiders. I once had a dream about spiders covering me & woke up running around the bed screaming.
Why would anyone shave their balls?
Trimming the nest is one thing, but shaving them?? That's truly gay, beermonkey. Gay as in gay like a farging fag porn star. And more than a little dangerous, incidentally.
Are we comparing dick size in here? I'm game. :paranoid
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 25, 2007, 11:14:00 AM
Why would anyone shave their balls?
Trimming the nest is one thing, but shaving them?? That's truly gay, beermonkey. Gay as in gay like a farging fag porn star. And more than a little dangerous, incidentally.
I trim the nest too. We'll see how gay it is when I'm bouncing them on your forehead. :-*
I started doing it for a girl that liked it & never stopped.
Quote from: Beermonkey on January 25, 2007, 11:25:37 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 25, 2007, 11:14:00 AM
Why would anyone shave their balls?
Trimming the nest is one thing, but shaving them?? That's truly gay, beermonkey. Gay as in gay like a farging fag porn star. And more than a little dangerous, incidentally.
I trim the nest too. We'll see how gay it is when I'm bouncing them on your forehead. :-*
I started doing it for a girl that liked it & never stopped.
Right, because bouncing your balls off a man's forehead is the epitome of hetero behavior.
And bringing my sister into this argument is dirty farging pool, dude.
I drive a Beetle
I listen to Phantom of the Opera and Les Misrables from time to time
I sing
...
This thread should act like a man and kill itself.
I got everyone to admit that they're gay! It's every CFer's wet dream!
I liked it better when it was 'GFer's wet dream.' I couldn't decide if you meant Big Brother or our respective girlfriend's, but either way worked.
So, does choking up while watching Rocky Balboa qualify for this thread?
Choking up during the scene in "Saving Private Ryan" where the old Ryan falls to his knees @ Captain Miller's grave and asks if he has lived a good life is permissable.
Choking up while watching a nearly 60 year-old man try and squeeze one more dollar out of a character that should have retired after the first sequel is not.
How about Field of Dreams? Or Invincible?
Or Rudy?
Quote from: MURP on January 25, 2007, 11:59:30 AM
This thread should act like a man and kill itself.
I usually tell someone to this at least once a day. I am not joking at all. Anybody who has ever been in the military knows exactly what I am talking about.
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on January 25, 2007, 01:25:04 PM
Quote from: MURP on January 25, 2007, 11:59:30 AM
This thread should act like a man and kill itself.
I usually tell someone to this at least once a day. I am not joking at all. Anybody who has ever been in the military knows exactly what I am talking about.
I concur
I teared up watching the CGI Vet on invincible. I need to go find hollowpoints
I got a little choked up the day I was born but blinked back the tears. That's how bad I am.
I've drank a Corona. And with a lime.
I've gone to plays.
I've had a tear duct malfunction during E.T. and Armageddon. Not The Notebook.
I got choked up when Kathie Lee Gifford cried on her show once. See, all these people were being mean to her about running a sweatshop and making millions of dollars off of the backbreaking labor of unskilled peasant slaves so she started bawling like a mo'farger.
I saw her on screen with those mascara-stained tears streaming down her face and I just lost it. I put my meatcicle back in my shorts and used that tissue to wipe away my own tears.
Heartbreaking.
this thread jumped the shark on page three
Mentioning Kathie Lee is a thread killer for sure.
CLOSED.
Just for the record, Tats with Mom on them are very manly in an oldschool way. As long as its like a design and not something creepy like her actual face.
I enjoy corona w/lime and diff types of wine
I went to art school and work in the art field
I enjoy the arts
I'm a romantic
Like to clean
Can hang out with chicks and no dudes. Mostly due to having no dudes in my family.
I like to read
like nice smelling candles
Enjoy watching the interior design shows on tv
Non manly things I do:
Get my haircut every 4 - 7 days. Have since highschool.
Buy scented oil candles and burn them every other day.
Watch shows like Trading Spaces for decorating ideas.
Clip coupons.
Groom, trim and shave around man parts.
Dust.
Drink an occasional fuzzy navel. In front of people.
Keep a dust ruffle on my bed.
What can I say? I'm cheap.
men aren't cheap, men go to the store to get one thing and come back with 10 cans of baked beans and road map
I am dirt cheap with anything that doesnt involve electronics. I use coupons all the time. I've actually stolen the coupon section out of a neighbors newspaper.
cheap is good but its way to much work and im not willing to do it
like sun said i wanna run out to the closest place possible and get my shtein as quickly as possible regardless of the amount of money
of course this is only for low to medium dollar items...for vacations...cars...expensive a/v equipment ect...
ill do tons of research
Quote from: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 11:42:46 AM
men aren't cheap, men go to the store to get one thing and come back with 10 cans of baked beans and road map
Real men don't need roadmaps.
Clipping coupons doesn't take much effort at all. I usually do it while I'm watching tv. And I just clip the coupons for stuff I know I'm going to need in the short term future. I don't stock pile them or anything. And I also don't skip on buying something just because I don't have a coupon for it. If I gotta pay full price, then so be it.
My mom on the other hand, has a 3x5 card case that she keeps hers in and she files them in alphabetical order. Every coupon she gets her hands on goes in that thing whether it's something she thinks she'll need or not.
That is too much effort.
I clipped coupons once and it was for community service. how i got to clip coupons for community service you say? well lets just say half way through community service, re-paving roads and such, I broke my leg. So they had me sit in at probation offices and clip coupons for hrs. It was hell, pure hell. I'd rather be out paving roads with a bunch of county slug workers.
Quote from: Wingspan on January 26, 2007, 11:54:04 AM
Real men don't need roadmaps.
wrong, real men know how to read road maps....Hoydas ask for directions
actually real men have a gps
my gps is my head
I own Phil Collins greatest hits. To which I sing as loud as possible with my windows rolled down in the middle of June.
I clip coupons all the time.
Of course, they go into an envelope marked "coupons" and stay home while I'm actually shopping only to then be thrown out because they've expired.
But I try. *shrug*
Quote from: BlueHeart on January 26, 2007, 12:19:27 PM
I clip coupons all the time.
Of course, they go into an envelope marked "coupons" and stay home while I'm actually shopping only to then be thrown out because they've expired.
But I try. *shrug*
Do you have a penis?
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:06:18 PM
I own Phil Collins greatest hits. To which I sing as loud as possible with my windows rolled down in the middle of June.
Some posts in this thread are entirely unnecessary, because we know already. This one is close. I figured you for an Elton John guy, but Phil Collins makes sense too.
Most people on the internets think so....
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:20:50 PMDo you have a penis?
Does a three and a half inch clit count?
the ol' midget's thumb huh?
Umm... ewww...
Fine, ya farging stylishly dressed young mans. I'll stay out of the boys thread... >:(
Mission accomplished.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:22:37 PM
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:06:18 PM
I own Phil Collins greatest hits. To which I sing as loud as possible with my windows rolled down in the middle of June.
Some posts in this thread are entirely unnecessary, because we know already. This one is close. I figured you for an Elton John guy, but Phil Collins makes sense too.
You know me so well... :-*
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?
whats up with the phil rip
as everyone knows phil is an honorary brother...his slow songs rival some of the 70's best soul music
yes his other stuff like sussudio is an abortion but no one is perfect
phil however is pretty damn close
ILL collins is the mack!
"I Can't Dance" by Genesis might be one of the worst songs in history.
I wasn't kidding. I really do own Phil Collins #1 Hits.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?
Yeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:30:15 PM
I wasn't kidding. I really do own Phil Collins #1 Hits.
You've got
vigy on your side, so you're doing great!
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?
Yeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)
How much for a Prince Albert?
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PMYeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)
Causing people pain for money is good.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?
Yeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)
Didn't you have an eyebrow ring at some point? That should be in this thread.
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:31:29 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?
Yeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)
How much for a Prince Albert?
Depending on jewelry around $50
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:35:38 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Do you know the difference between the clit and labia?
Yeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)
Didn't you have an eyebrow ring at some point? That should be in this thread.
I had it for 3 years before it grew out. I don't see how metal piercing flesh is considered unmanly, unless it's a tongue or belly button piercing, which would just be gay.
Hatchet Wound :paranoid
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:32:19 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:30:42 PMYeah, I'm a licensed body piercer (believe it or not)
Causing people pain for money is good.
(http://www.filmwise.com/contests/contest_06/image_01a.jpg)
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2007, 12:31:15 PM
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 12:30:15 PM
I wasn't kidding. I really do own Phil Collins #1 Hits.
You've got vigy on your side, so you're doing great!
quasi = an honorary brother
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:38:00 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:35:38 PM
Didn't you have an eyebrow ring at some point? That should be in this thread.
I had it for 3 years before it grew out. I don't see how metal piercing flesh is considered unmanly, unless it's a tongue or belly button piercing, which would just be gay.
Eyebrow is a close 3rd.
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:43:53 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:38:00 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:35:38 PM
Didn't you have an eyebrow ring at some point? That should be in this thread.
I had it for 3 years before it grew out. I don't see how metal piercing flesh is considered unmanly, unless it's a tongue or belly button piercing, which would just be gay.
Eyebrow is a close 3rd.
Worse than the ears, nose, or lips? I disagree.
you had one, of course you do
I wasn't kidding
with classics like....
everyday
against all odds
one more night
do you remember
seperate lives
groovy kind of love
two hearts
ive forgotten everything
tearing and breaking...
how could you be kidding?
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:46:37 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:43:53 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:38:00 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2007, 12:35:38 PM
Didn't you have an eyebrow ring at some point? That should be in this thread.
I had it for 3 years before it grew out. I don't see how metal piercing flesh is considered unmanly, unless it's a tongue or belly button piercing, which would just be gay.
Eyebrow is a close 3rd.
Worse than the ears, nose, or lips? I disagree.
An eyebrow ring is pretty gay until it's been ripped out in a fight or something... then it becomes manly. Stupid... but manly.
My girlfriend's brother had an eyebrow and tongue ring at the same time. He also models. Definitely gay.
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 26, 2007, 12:52:06 PM
An eyebrow ring is pretty gay until it's been ripped out in a fight or something... then it becomes manly. Stupid... but manly.
I have a cool scar. The eyebrow ring was part of my rebellion against being in the Navy, sort of like my way of sticking it to the man.
Pathetic.
i hate all jewelry
ive never even so much as rocked a watch
Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 26, 2007, 12:53:53 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 26, 2007, 12:52:06 PM
An eyebrow ring is pretty gay until it's been ripped out in a fight or something... then it becomes manly. Stupid... but manly.
I have a cool scar. The eyebrow ring was part of my rebellion against being in the Navy, sort of like my way of sticking it to the man.
From here on out... just tell people it got ripped out in a fight and then it's manly as hell. Otherwise, you might as well succumb to the homoerotic urges that made you get the eyebrow ring in the first place.
When my dad was in the Navy he wanted to get a tattoo of a panda. He's in his 50s now and he still wants to. Thats pretty gay.
I really like allison krauss and union station
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 01:02:01 PM
When my dad was in the Navy he wanted to get a tattoo of a panda. He's in his 50s now and he still wants to. Thats pretty gay.
How does your other dad feel about it?
Quote from: methdeez on January 26, 2007, 01:39:13 PM
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 01:02:01 PM
When my dad was in the Navy he wanted to get a tattoo of a panda. He's in his 50s now and he still wants to. Thats pretty gay.
How does your other dad feel about it?
Im not sure. We don't talk much. Sort of a falling out. :-[
Wow. This thread is equal parts amusing and disgusting.
Carry on.
No women allowed in this thread. Start your own and discuss.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 03:56:00 PM
Start your own and discuss.
until the 2nd post when we wreck it
Actually, you should be in that thread too seeing as you really don't qualify as a man.
pg and lady gray talkin bout what flavor of massengill they like best
no thanks
i miss lady grey :'(
who is she....i just noticed her on the whos online list and was shocked to see a female up in this johnson
holy shtein, she's been missing for 2 years
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:02:53 PM
Actually, you should be in that thread too seeing as you really don't qualify as a man.
ha, after reading this thread, i'm more manly than most
Quote from: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 04:09:57 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:02:53 PM
Actually, you should be in that thread too seeing as you really don't qualify as a man.
ha, after reading this thread, i'm more manly than most
You suck at Tecmo.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 04:05:46 PM
who is she....i just noticed her on the whos online list and was shocked to see a female up in this johnson
Lady Grey i think was TroyHstewarts wife. It was one of the few times there was more than one women on here.
Quote from: SunMo on January 26, 2007, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 26, 2007, 04:20:48 PM
You suck at Tecmo.
only when you cheat
If by "cheat" you really mean "telling you exactly what plays I'm picking so that you can counter" then yes, I was totally cheating.
OMGREGGIEWHITEexclamationpointexclamationpointexclamationpointoneoneexclamationpoint
whatever, cheater
igy gave me more of a challenge with Steve Grogan and the Pats than you did.
sure...cheaty mccheater
Welcome to Loserville. Population: You
so now im a measuring stick of horribleness?
No, that's sunmo. You're the measuring stick for mediocrity.
i am the measuring stick for greatness, you got lucky and beat me once, no you feel special.
don't.
if i ever actually play you sober i win
Stop it. This is becoming too manly. We all know everyone wins.
actually i really dont
This reminds me of another thing about me that puts my gonads to shame.
I'm terrible at non-sports video games. In fact, video games in general do nothing for me.
*creates the letter W with hands*
Whatever!
Alright. I'm leaving this thread probably for the rest of my life.
Quote from: Quasimoto on January 26, 2007, 04:56:50 PM
*creates the letter W with hands*
Whatever!
This is easily the least manly thing ever said on the internet or in reality.
have we figured out who Quasimoto is?
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 04:05:46 PM
who is she....i just noticed her on the whos online list and was shocked to see a female up in this johnson
wtf?
Men go to barbers not hair cutterys. If you don't see this (http://www.bigstockphoto.com/thumbs/0/4/3/medium/340983.jpg) in your window when you are getting a haircut then you are lose many man points.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 26, 2007, 12:48:02 PM
I wasn't kidding
with classics like....
everyday
against all odds
one more night
do you remember
seperate lives
groovy kind of love
two hearts
ive forgotten everything
tearing and breaking...
how could you be kidding?
I have the "Hits" (Collins) and "Turn It On Again: The Hits" (Genesis) CDs, and have a few MP3s that aren't on those albums. Most of his stuff is usually good.
I shave my own dome. Havn't paid for a hair cut in over a yr, and when I did it was at the barbershop.
My barbershop doesn't have the candy cane pole spinning around outside of it but is patroned by people who wear camoflague and train to kill. I go to the most manly barbershop in the world.
I like R&B songs from Boyz II Men, Kci & JoJo and the like.
I like Etta James, big band jazz and oldies
I use lotion every day
I'm a romantic
I find myself enjoying a chick flick every now and then. I watched "Ten Things I Hate About You" the other night and liked it.
I have used scented candles in my house and apartment before and I like the strawberry and cream ones from Glade.
I use bodywash and one of those body wash thingees
Liking R&B is extremely manly because the smooth sounds of singers like Barry White can aid in the procurement of an insane amount of ass.
Using a loofa (sp?) is completely for the gays though. Man up and get a wash cloth.
Phreak is relieved of the gay points for not knowing that it was called a "loofah"
Sarge is gay because he knew it was a loofah
And I'm gay for knowing the correct spelling of loofah
That's a funny word. That's one of those words you say over and over when completely shtein faced drunk. Loooofah. Looooooofah.
(http://www.geocities.com/jennpatt/movies/tommyboy/car.jpg)
roooooowwww-ads.
Great movie.
Also,
I am terrified of spiders and snakes. I run like a sissy when I see a spider.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 06:38:13 PM
I use bodywash and one of those body wash thingees
I just got a
farged up visual of your big ass using one of those things. :puke
Ha!!
Feva is think about me in the shower. :-D :puke
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 07:36:30 PM
Great movie.
Also,
I am terrified of spiders and snakes. I run like a sissy when I see a spider.
There was a spider sitting in the shower here the other day. It was sitting on the hot water knob, and had its legs warpped completely around it. I've been told it was a little one.
There was a scorpion in the shower once when I was in Mexico. Puerto Angel.
I did not feel very manly about that.
Quote from: General_Failure on January 26, 2007, 09:43:30 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 26, 2007, 07:36:30 PM
Great movie.
Also,
I am terrified of spiders and snakes. I run like a sissy when I see a spider.
There was a spider sitting in the shower here the other day. It was sitting on the hot water knob, and had its legs warpped completely around it. I've been told it was a little one.
Thats when I say "Mr spider, the shower is all yours, sir. I'll jump in when you're done. Thanks"
Dio, I was stung by a scorpion in Texas when I lived there. A little thing but it felt like my finger was on fire.
You need some of that wasp/hornet spray, GF. That stuff wastes all bugs in seconds.
Got some. We've also got rhinoceros beetles throwing themselves at the windows all night. I walk outside and there's a dozen of them all dead on their backs.
I just did a pretty manly thing. I just cut three inches of hair off from in front of my eyes..
I haven't gotten a haircut since July of last year and I finally got sick of farging with it, so I cut it. It looks pretty good too. It's still pretty long but it looks a little less wolfman and a little more Wolfman Jack now.
Eh - I'm getting it cut for real on Wednesday anyway.
i found a loofah in my buddies shower. i gave him hell. thats fargin gay.
loofers are gross for one reason....in caddyshack when the kid throws up in his mouth when asked to loofer the old bags back...if it wasnt for that scene id be using a loofer right now
They're also gross because Bill O'Reilly likes to talk dirty about them.
I bought Soy Milk the other night. :paranoid
whoever it was that bought the car their wife wanted should post here now... i forget who it was and i'm not looking into it.
phillyfanindc...man up!
Once, I carried L'il Feva around in one of these:
(http://mii.babyuniverse.com/product_images/pic/98/l98-31280.jpg)
that must have looked weird...
a black guy with his kid, i mean
I laughed.
Me too.
Or:
What black guy hasn't carried his kid around in a white chick?
Quote from: SunMo on January 31, 2007, 08:33:50 PM
that must have looked weird...
a black guy with his kid, i mean
Ha.
:-D
:-D My sick mind always wondered if anyone ever slipped and fell face first carrying a baby in one of those things. Like I always wondered if anyone ever crashed a bike with a kid in one of those seats that latch onto the back fender.
Of course people have fallen and crashed their bikes. Unfortunately, kids are tougher than they look, so the only time you hear about it is when Britney Spears is the parent.
Dio would know, he was dropped many times as a kid. He's still OK!
Not dropped. Dropped off and found my way home, yes. Much to my mother's dismay.
Quote from: mussa on January 31, 2007, 01:17:13 PM
phillyfanindc...man up!
Yeah. "We" decided to go with a Honda CR-V, over a less-sensible Dodge Nitro. However, to increase my manliness after taking such a terrible blow, I convinced her that if she got her CR-V, I could get a 440 Short Block from Mopar Performance with part of my bonus for my Dodge Dart, instead of rebuilding the puny 318 that's in it.
(http://www.mopartsracing.com/parts/blocks/6packshort.jpg)
That's 440 cubic inches of testosterone there....
The CR-V still couldn't tow a poodle though.... :-[
One another note concerning emasculation, I watched "Take Home Chef" on TLC last night while waiting for my car to be inspected. I enjoyed it. A lot. farg it, I like cooking shows.
Good deal. Happy wife, big engine to compensate for small penis. Everyone feels better@!!
Quote from: Diomedes on February 01, 2007, 10:26:30 AM
Not dropped. Dropped off and found my way home, yes. Much to my mother's dismay.
:-D
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on February 01, 2007, 10:53:32 AMI convinced her that if she got her CR-V, I could get a 440 Short Block from Mopar Performance with part of my bonus for my Dodge Dart, instead of rebuilding the puny 318 that's in it.
Niiiice. Don't forget the six pack!
I just swapped out our old doorbell ringer with a new one.
Now I can sit on my ass for the rest of the weekend flushed with pride in knowing I'm not a complete failure as a man.
Almost a complete failure but not a total one.
I'm currently eating a salad that has the following two ingredients amongst the lettuce, cheese, etc:
1.) "Craisins"
2.) Fat-free Raspberry Vinaigrette dressing
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 06, 2007, 12:01:22 PM
I'm currently eating a salad that has the following two ingredients amongst the lettuce, cheese, etc:
1.) "Craisins"
2.) Fat-free Raspberry Vinaigrette dressing
You mean ...
Wat for it...
wait for it....
GAYSINS!
Yes! DTC4EVA!
:-D :-D
I farging hate sloppy joes. And meatloaf.
I eat meat as much as humanly possible but both of those dishes are farging nasty.
STOP with sloppy joe, i'll farging kill you man
I've had enough bad meatloaf to understand your opinion there (although good meatloaf is the shtein).
But if you don't like sloppy joes, you picked the right thread to post it in. Christ.
It's awful. If you want a sloppy meaty sandwich eat some delicious barbequed meat. Sloppy joe is farging gross. Tastes like peppers marinated in dogpiss and rotten tomatoes.
I WILL fargING KILL YOU!
Easily the fastest way to ruin perfectly good meat.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 01:49:44 PM
It's awful. If you want a sloppy meaty sandwich eat some delicious barbequed meat. Sloppy joe is farging gross. Tastes like peppers marinated in dogpiss and rotten tomatoes.
Men eat this:
(http://www.conagrafoods.com/images/brands/product_jpgs/manwich.jpg)
i dont hate sloppy joes but i also dont ever want another one in my life...i agree with rjs in that they serve no purpose...have a hamburger or a meatloaf sandwich or a bbq sandwich...sloppy joes are just messy wastes of time
btw was my family the only ones who to them a sloppy joe was a sandwich made up of ham swiss cheese cole slaw and russian dressing on rye bread...that was always a sloppy joe to me
isn't that a Reuben?
no a rueben is grilled and has corned beef...or for gay people turkey
anyway, what you described is probably the furthest thing from a sloppy joe in the sandwich family
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloppy_Joes
i don't care
What an incredibly stupid topic.
yeah, i know...weird for an internet message board.
Quote from: Wingspan on February 13, 2007, 04:31:15 PM
What an incredibly stupid topic.
Thanks for adding to it.
everything was going just fine until all sun has ever known about sloppy joes was crushed by me
if i wasn't on a diet, i'd go home a inhale a bucket of sloppy joes
You diet people are posting in the right thread. Fat womanish yuppies.
so, if i don't diet, i'm a disgusting slob with no will power, and if i do, i'm a woman?
If you're the kind of guy who turns into a fat disgusting slob when he's not on a womanish diet then yeah, I guess so fatso.
Quote from: SunMo on February 13, 2007, 04:46:27 PM
so, if i don't diet, i'm a disgusting slob with no will power, and if i do, i'm a woman?
right.
i would care, if i wasn't positive that you just enjoy trying to get a rise from me
please, tell us more about your Dockers double wide ass and the diet you're on to get back down to a 38 waist
it's so manly
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 04:36:44 PM
everything was going just fine until all sun has ever known about sloppy joes was crushed by me
I don't recognize your variation as valid.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 13, 2007, 04:54:39 PM
please, tell us more about your Dockers double wide ass and the diet you're on to get back down to a 38 waist
it's so manly
of the posters in this thread, i would rate PG's opinion on all things manly above yours
how can anyone not like sloppy joes. greasy hamburger meat soaked in sauce. i don't understand what's not to like.
the sauce isnt very good...and they are way to sloppy...the hamburger bun melts away everytime...its just not user friendly and the taste doesnt come close to making up for the trouble you go thru to eat it...they arent gross or anything and were at i someones house and they had them i would probably eat more than one but they just are not something i ever want or need again
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
the sauce isnt very good...and they are way to sloppy...the hamburger bun melts away everytime...
Exactly. The sauce is putrid. The bastich cousin of real delicious barbeque sauce. farg Sloppy Joes.
Yeah, not a fan. No matter when it's made, it tastes like it's been sitting around for a week.
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 13, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
they are way to sloppy...the hamburger bun melts away everytime...its just not user friendly
They are, after all, called
SLOPPY joes, right?
yeah and sticky buns are sticky but that doesnt mean everyone is automatically gonna like them
to be honest i dont really like bbq so that may be why im not a big fan of sj's....as rjs said they are a relative of bbq sandwiches
I can understand preferring another sandwich or a standard burger, but simply dismissing the quality of a sloppy joe altogether is incomprehesible.
I could take them or leave them but they are not one of the things worth staining my tee shirt for.
ill eat a sloppy joe, but not by choice. not that good and a pain in the ass to eat.
Were Pork Roll sandwiches mentioned somewhere in this thread? If they haven't they farging well should be.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 13, 2007, 05:52:54 PM
I can understand preferring another sandwich or a standard burger, but simply dismissing the quality of a sloppy joe altogether is incomprehesible.
Except for the fact that they taste like the inside of an ass. A hairy male dog's ass.
You being the expert in the taste and texture of the inside of a hairy male dog's ass....right?
F+
You can drop the 'plus'.
:'(
Quote from: Eagaholic on February 13, 2007, 06:11:20 PM
I could take them or leave them but they are not one of the things worth staining my tee shirt for.
Spelling the word "t-shirt" with two e's as you have done should immediately disqualify you from manhood.
And possibly life.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 01:46:24 PM
I farging hate sloppy joes. And meatloaf.
I eat meat as much as humanly possible but both of those dishes are farging nasty.
I am in complete agreement. Can't stand meatloaf or sloppy joes.
I'll make meatloaf when I don't feel like making spaghetti. However, I'll spice it all to hell, throw in barbecue sauce and have mashed potatoes with it. And corn.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on February 13, 2007, 09:15:49 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 13, 2007, 01:46:24 PM
I farging hate sloppy joes. And meatloaf.
I eat meat as much as humanly possible but both of those dishes are farging nasty.
I am in complete agreement. Can't stand meatloaf or sloppy joes.
That's only because it's treyf, right?
meatloaf is gawds food
good meatloaf is one of the best things ever. but i've a few zesty ones in my day too.
i'm making some shepherd's pie sometime in the next week.
My lunch today is the delicious sloppy joe leftovers from Monday night.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 14, 2007, 12:59:20 PM
My lunch today is the delicious sloppy joe leftovers from Monday night.
Bragging does man a make.
I ate a salad for lunch today.
What a bitch.
Salads are easy to fix. Just add bacon. Or steak.
You'd have to add a set of balls on Sassy first.
Excellent point.
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 20, 2007, 07:52:54 PM
You'd have to add a set of balls on Sassy first.
You can talk to me when you start feeling the urge to shag thick white chicks.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2007, 07:56:28 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 20, 2007, 07:52:54 PM
You'd have to add a set of balls on Sassy first.
You can talk to me when you start feeling the urge to shag thick white chicks.
You might just fit the bill you ball-less wonder, you.
Are you hitting on me? Well, I guess this is the thread to do it in.
Sorry mate. You'll have to look elsewhere to cure your jungle feva.
I have three LEGO robots sitting on my desk. They're in the semi-famous ZZ Top pose.
I went to 300 with a couple of friends last night and they ended up turning it into a conversation about politics.
What the farg? How farging hard is it to have a modicum of intelligence and also a pair of testicles? Just watch the movie and enjoy the violence. Don't start talking about hippy liberalism and all of the terrible pro-war messages hidden in a movie based on a farging comic book. farg.
going to a movie based on a comic book was your first mistake
Next time I'll go to a period piece like Gosford Park. Then I'll slice my gonads off and order a white wine spritzer. Then I'll post it all in this thread.
It doesn't get any less manly than this. (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=19552.0)
If you're just coming around to the whole "igy is an elitist skins fans" bandwagon, i suggest you have your late passes.
End me.
going to see annie tonight at a theater in baltimore
and if you're lucky, I'll invite you back to my place afterwards
Better shave your legs!
annie was excellent
even with all the annoying kids there
unfortunately wasnt able to hook up with dio but its in my near future plans
Quote from: Cerevant on January 25, 2007, 08:59:31 AM
Here's one that should go in "that other" thread as well: I'm in the market for a minivan.
Hah! Dodged that bullet - I'm getting a big-assed, gas guzzling SUV (http://www.trentvalleyhonda.com/tv_cardetail.asp?sn=B6818A&dc=tv&lc=ptbo&ps=Larger).
Quote from: Cerevant on March 27, 2007, 03:38:10 PM
Quote from: Cerevant on January 25, 2007, 08:59:31 AM
Here's one that should go in "that other" thread as well: I'm in the market for a minivan.
Hah! Dodged that bullet - I'm getting a big-assed, gas guzzling SUV (http://www.trentvalleyhonda.com/tv_cardetail.asp?sn=B6818A&dc=tv&lc=ptbo&ps=Larger).
I'm almost bought a pilot. Not sure I would really classify it as a gs guzzler though. The thing gets 25mpg on the highway, probably more if you keep your foot out of it. That better than some American (read: Mexican/Canadian) built family sedans. Nice farging car though, the Pilot.
only in LA (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-oldmike26apr26,0,2709943.story?coll=la-home-headlines)
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 26, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
only in LA (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-oldmike26apr26,0,2709943.story?coll=la-home-headlines)
i read that this morning too. i still don't know why changing into a chick means he/she has to change her last name also.
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 26, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
only in LA (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-oldmike26apr26,0,2709943.story?coll=la-home-headlines)
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
....riiiiight.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 26, 2007, 03:11:37 PM
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona bay!
Quote from: phattymatty on April 26, 2007, 03:03:20 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 26, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
only in LA (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-oldmike26apr26,0,2709943.story?coll=la-home-headlines)
i read that this morning too. i still don't know why changing into a chick means he/she has to change her last name also.
Who knows. Maybe he/she wants a whole new identity or maybe his/her parents freaked out and want nothing to do with him.
Regardless, I will say that it takes some huge balls to admit something like that to people you're close with, let alone putting it in writing for the world to see. Ironically enough, he's getting his balls chopped off now.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 26, 2007, 03:54:02 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on April 26, 2007, 03:03:20 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 26, 2007, 02:54:37 PM
only in LA (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-oldmike26apr26,0,2709943.story?coll=la-home-headlines)
i read that this morning too. i still don't know why changing into a chick means he/she has to change her last name also.
Who knows. Maybe he/she wants a whole new identity or maybe his/her parents freaked out and want nothing to do with him.
Regardless, I will say that it takes some huge balls to admit something like that to people you're close with, let alone putting it in writing for the world to see. Ironically enough, he's getting his balls chopped off now.
Sarge commenting on a story from LA about a transsexual... and no mention of hbionic. Disappointing.
That's because Chuggie's not a gender bender. He likes have sword fights with his lovers' fleshpop too much to actually have it cut off.
Quote from: PPinDC on April 26, 2007, 03:12:05 PM
....riiiiight.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 26, 2007, 03:11:37 PM
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona bay!
I was in Arizona Bay. The views spectacular.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/IMG_6135.jpg)
BTW Maynard lives near where I took this photo
LA farging sucks. It's second only to Houston for worst big city in America.
Now this is a real man. (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/poker/columns/story?columnist=wise_gary&id=2910103)
This hairy ass son of a bitch has been having strokes at the poker table and refuses to be given medical treatment. Meanwhile baseball players everywhere are missing time and hitting the DL for blisters on their poor wittle fingers. Real man.
I thought this thread was about guys crying in movies, sharing their feelings with their girl friends and paying more than $10 bucks for a haircut.
I know you're disappointed, but we pretty much leave all the gay shtein to you.
Bump for queers on diets talking about eating lite bread and taking fish oil extract.
Here ya go, Nancy:
http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=19123.msg542549#new
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 28, 2007, 02:03:14 PM
Bump for queers on diets talking about eating lite bread and taking fish oil extract.
U calling my dad a queer >:( :-D
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 28, 2007, 02:03:14 PM
Bump for queers on diets talking about eating lite bread and taking fish oil extract.
:-D
Cottage cheese with lite peanut butter and splenda is good too.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on August 28, 2007, 02:20:46 PM
Here ya go, Nancy:
http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=19123.msg542549#new
Being on a diet clearly makes some of us cranky.
:-D
@ Jay - seriously, stay away from Splenda. I've heard some nasty shtein about that stuff.
Yeah, me too. I only use one packet every couple of days in the mixture I described.
I'm done with Splenda also.
whats wrong with splenda?
Here's an article regarding Splenda that will make your ass shiver. (http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/sucralose.html)
A friend of mine developed intestinal problems because he ate so much of that shtein. He used to put five packets of them into a pint of iced tea. Dude was crazy for it. Then he started developing shteinter problems and couldn't ascertain the source. By a stroke of luck he stopped using it for a few days and almost immediately his symptoms disappeared.
been puttin it in my coffee for about 1-2 yrs. thats the end of that.
Why would anyone use splenda to begin with?
Diabetes maybe?
Quote from: Wingspan on August 28, 2007, 04:52:27 PM
Why would anyone use splenda to begin with?
because sugar is sugar and has calories...splenda doesn't
yeah, but sugar doesn't have cancer...splenda have several
Sugar is a natural earth grown substance.
Splenda is a man made chemical that someone accidentally came up with.
I know which one I want to eat.
If you deep fry either one I'll happily snarf it down.
Head on over to the allentown fair that starts today, they'll deep fry your sister there.
Sexy.
Powdered sugar + funnel cake = multiple ejaculations.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 28, 2007, 04:30:32 PM
Here's an article regarding Splenda that will make your ass shiver. (http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/sucralose.html)
A friend of mine developed intestinal problems because he ate so much of that shtein. He used to put five packets of them into a pint of iced tea. Dude was crazy for it. Then he started developing shteinter problems and couldn't ascertain the source. By a stroke of luck he stopped using it for a few days and almost immediately his symptoms disappeared.
Bullsthein. I've seen sites like this against Splenda, Nutra-Sweet, and lots of other stuff. It's ridiculous paranoid crap.
Who cares if it's true or not. Look at the facts...
Fact 1: If you use Splenda to lose weight you have forsaken your penis.
Fact 2: If Splenda causes cancer, and you get cancer from using Slepnda you deserve it for for forsaking your penis.
Fact 3: Sugar is in farging everything and always has been. Chemically, it's even in bread. And yet somehow, Americans are the only people who seem to get fat from eating it. Better eat some unnatural substance all the time to counteract the evil sugar! Sugar is definitely the cause of our fatness. Definitely.
Fact 4: Just stop.
fact 5: a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, while a spoonful of splenda gives you leukemia
LOL at you tards being anti Splenda for health reasons yet you eat bacon by the loads, rarely exercise and drink loads of alcohol.
real men put splenda on bacon and in their beer.
If your splenda comes anywhere near my bacon I will spend the rest of my heart-diseased life coming after you.
I'm going to eat splenda fried bacon and chug beer while doing horrid live singing at the next tailgate. Obviously you will come after me for autographs only.
And possibly anal.
fissures
I agree with RJS...If you're a overweight...it's because you eat too much, and you lay on the couch too much. There is no magic pill, or book that will make you lose weight.
Putting a sugar packet in a glass of iced tea is not making you fat. It's the extra large cinnabon next to it that you are eating for lunch.
Just exercise. If you burn more calories than you take in, you will procede to lose weight. It's not all that difficult to figure out.
Granted, just dropping sugar isn't going to change anything. But it can be part of an overall approach. In a normal diet, sugar is okay in moderation (and moderation is arguably a problem with the obese). If you can eliminate a large amount of the daily sugar intake, though...it can't hurt.
Murp...don't forget that might be able to wrap the Splenda-covered bacon up and smoke it.
I freebase Splenda on a daily basis
i have maybe two or three coffees a week at work, not that much, but when i do get one i always put splenda in it. not because of any health reasons but because it's about 10x sweeter than a sugar packet. i'm getting cancer from everything else i do so i'm not worried about the 2-3 cancer causing splendas i use each week.
i'll hold your hair when you throw up...no worries
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 29, 2007, 10:33:39 AM
I freebase Splenda on a daily basis
Like we didn't notice.
I don't see sugar as being a problem anymore because most of the products that are horrible for you contain HFCS anyway.
I use one packet of the "Sugar In The Raw" for my coffee in the morning and that's about it in terms of sweeteners for me.
Tea & water is pretty much all I drink during the day and I'm allergic to aspartame so diet drinks are out.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 29, 2007, 02:01:18 PM
Tea & water is pretty much all I drink during the day
At least you're in the right thread to admit your problem.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 28, 2007, 11:14:58 PM
Fact 3: Sugar is in farging everything and always has been. Chemically, it's even in bread. And yet somehow, Americans are the only people who seem to get fat from eating it.
Funny that - heart disease rates in France jumped shortly following the introduction of McDonalds restaurants. This is in spite of the fact that the French diet has always been heavy in fat.
Did you know that 60% of the "vegetables" consumed by Americans are fried potatoes?
I'm not surprised that eating pounds of Splenda would give someone the shteins - that's because most if not all of it passes undigested. Same problem with Olestra.
BTW, assuming something "natural" or "organic" is good/better for you is just ignorant. Arsenic is natural (found in peach pits) and acetone (nail polish remover) is organic. I'll stick to Splenda, thanks.
I agree on the eat less than you burn philosophy, but keep in mind that when you are burning fat your system is less efficient (burns more) than when your body is burning carbs. You can change the amount of calories you burn in a day simply by changing your diet. You also won't burn fat (the stuff around your waist) while your body is burning carbs (the stuff you just ate). Of course, getting some exercise is even better, and has other benefits as well (cardio, more muscle mass raises your metabolism, etc.). Finally, blood sugar instability can make you feel hungry when you are not.
It is mind numbing how fast the internet is growing to become the number one source of fear mongering.
I bought some Dial For Men shower gel and have been using the ladyfriend's loofah to wash myself.
I'm so ashamed but I smell farging great.
hasnt dial always been a unisex soap
I have OCD about keeping every single thing I own in pristine condition.
May or may not be unmanly, because when I sell some of the stuff down the road I get more for it than if I kept in in trash condition.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 04, 2008, 10:10:07 PM
hasnt dial always been a unisex soap
The soap, yes. The 'shower gel', no.
I just bought Cherry scented soap that had a picture of a flower on it. I win.
Im getting crows feet like a mother farger now and Im not too happy about it
if I was smart and gay I would of stole my moms moisturizer back in the day
I had an 80-minute full body Shiatsu massage yesterday. The chick was super hot, but also a phenomenal masseuse, so I completely respected her and didn't even joke around about a happy ending.
fail.
i hope you at least gave her a hug so she could feel your boner. making her uncomfortable is my favorite part.
sounds like the tough economy is really hurting you FF
I feel your pain
ha
A friend of mine and I were having an argument about who was more manly, Frank Sinatra or Hunter Thompson.
Obviously I'm biased, but my argument was that it was a draw. His argument was that Thompson didn't belong in the conversation. My problem with his stupid opinion is that his reasons for ruling Thompson out (being skinny and smart) and his reason for giving an advantage to Sinatra (connected to the mob), are genetically and socially arbitrary. Skinny and smart are not choices. Connected to the mob was not Sinatra's choice. It was the mob's choice.
My criteria for manliness:
1. Excess:
a. Alcohol: Both
b. Drugs: Both
c. Sex: Both
2. Talent: Both
3. Social Dissent: Thompson
4. Universal (soccer mom) Appeal: Sinatra
5. Unfounded Inappropriate Violence: Both
I think it's a draw. Someone being a part of the 60s drug culture rather than a part of the 50s mafia culture is just a matter of timing.
Thoughts jerks?
I agree, it's a draw.
Next question.
I drink Jack Daniels
I dip Copenhagen
I never use a spit cup
I build stuff out of metal
My truck gets 12 MPG
I have 3 sons
I shave my own head with a straight razor
your also a poacher. you can try to hide with those other supposedly manly things, but in reality your no man with actions like that.
i was looking at videos on entensity.net and decided to click on the link for the fleshlight. Nothing like a video of a dude boning a fleshlight
why is that flash light leaking a white gooey substance?
Rome was high fiving it?
with his mouth, he loves protein
This conversation isn't very manly.
Quote from: mussa on January 26, 2009, 12:06:48 AM
your also a poacher. you can try to hide with those other supposedly manly things, but in reality your no man with actions like that.
http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?image=keviniv7.jpg
let me guess, that's your spawn. ahh nothing like passing on ignorance to your kids
Yeah, but that was 8 years ago.
Quote from: stalker on January 27, 2009, 11:05:19 AM
Quote from: mussa on January 26, 2009, 12:06:48 AM
your also a poacher. you can try to hide with those other supposedly manly things, but in reality your no man with actions like that.
http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?image=keviniv7.jpg
Posting Fail...
I will reiterate.. Russian Surplus guns are great (http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/Russian_Model_91_30_7_62x54R_Mosin_Nagant.html) i suggest you buy one, because they will certainly take down zombies in one headshot. Ammo is dirt cheap as well (//http://) If you like shooting stuff or want a piece of history, I'd recommend getting one. I like the way it shoots, heavy kick, good shot, and cheap.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 09:19:04 PM
I drive a freaking Kia.
(http://www.cardata.com/2005/kia_optima.jpg)
I drive the smallest, cheapest Kia on the market. And I listen to JODECI in it! And I seriously HATE Brian Dawkins at the moment. Beat that FUNHOLES!
Quote from: henchmanUK on January 27, 2009, 10:17:12 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 24, 2007, 09:19:04 PM
I drive a freaking Kia.
(http://www.cardata.com/2005/kia_optima.jpg)
I drive the smallest, cheapest Kia on the market. And I listen to JODECI in it! And I seriously HATE Brian Dawkins at the moment. Beat that FUNHOLES!
i'd like to dedicate this next song to henchman and his Hyundai. TLF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0qvoMN-eKY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0qvoMN-eKY&feature=related)
:-D I guessed wrong! I thought the link might have been "Forever my lady, ITS LIKE A DREEEEEEEEEEEAM" In another admission to my manliness I am DRUNK having drunk several beers having seen my soccer team win tonight. I support the same team as ELTON JOHN, btw.
Quote from: henchmanUK on January 27, 2009, 10:32:07 PM
:-D I guessed wrong! I thought the link might have been "Forever my lady, ITS LIKE A DREEEEEEEEEEEAM" In another admission to my manliness I am DRUNK having drunk several beers having seen my soccer team win tonight. I support the same team as ELTON JOHN, btw.
Your drunk listening to Elton john, Ive have a six of mickeys and I'm listening to tuff crew :-D
Quote from: henchmanUK on January 27, 2009, 10:32:07 PM
:-D I guessed wrong! I thought the link might have been "Forever my lady, ITS LIKE A DREEEEEEEEEEEAM" In another admission to my manliness I am DRUNK having drunk several beers having seen my soccer team win tonight. I support the same team as ELTON JOHN, btw.
Not just supporting but actually watching soccer is a giant hit to your manliness. Couple that with listening to Elton John and we will need to revoke your man card. Turn is your testicles when leaving.
watching soccer here in the US is homo. watching it overseas is awesome.
Quote from: phattymatty on January 28, 2009, 01:21:47 PM
watching soccer here in the US is homo. watching it overseas is awesome.
My brother in law said the samething after spending a year in england, he loved it, but the Elton John thing is bad :paranoid
there are very few things in life that are more gay than soccer
and there is no other jodeci song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q85WXai3Kl0
Reading, for instance?
reading is awesome....reading fiction novels is not
Judgment of what is awsome is not really your strong suit.
whats the worst thing about playing soccer? telling your parents you are gay
The truth is that I told that same joke about baseball players. When I was 15.
When my son was playing high school football, it was maddening to see the players that the football team lost to the soccer team.
Quote from: mussa on January 29, 2009, 11:15:44 PM
whats the worst thing about playing soccer? telling your parents you are gay
to be fair kids dont know better when they are young...which is why soccer for like five year olds is huge...every kid plays because even the mosy uncoordinated future band memers can run aimlessly around a field learn how to take dives and whiff at a soccer ball...then they wise up as they get older realize what the hell they are doing and play one of the real sports...thats if they are good enough otherwise they become a lacrosse fan
it was a joke and a really old one as rjs pointed out
uh (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/29533876/)
you posting that only tells me you are on the verge of a purchase but awaiting a CF response first
go with your gut eddy--pun intended
The ladyfriend and I own a Prius. It's our only car.
I have watched Glee. And enjoyed it.
I think baseball is stupid. I prefer soccer.
Despite the fact that I spent my entire life playing sports and being a sports fan I think that athletes are stupid jocks who add little or nothing to society.
This was cathartic.
And dont forget your ladyfriend has a strap on
Sounds like he needs one as well in order to pleasure his ladyfriend unless they only scissorfarg
We prefer fisting.
whenever i think of fisting, i think of Jenna Haze and Belladonna.
Depending on the lady I'm with, it's sometimes called elbowing or shouldering
Any word yet on whether they have a viable, eco-friendly way to dispose of the Prius batteries? I heard that they are actually worse for the environment than are normal, smaller cars (Honda Fit, et al). So, it would be hilarious if all you hybrid-buying douches actually did some research, huh? But, hey, you can get 50 MPG and look like a tree-hugging ugly woman doing it. So, congrats.
Link FWIW (http://wikicars.org/en/Reasons_Not_to_Buy_a_Hybrid_Car_%28yet%29#Car_battery_disposal)
Oh, and I'm worse than gay, because I drive a MINIVAN.
You're not gay. You've just given up.
What's worse... being asexual or homosexual?
Let's scissor and find out.
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 09, 2010, 02:59:21 PM
Depending on the lady I'm with, it's sometimes called elbowing or shouldering
How is your mom anyways?
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 09, 2010, 03:05:42 PM
Oh, and I'm worse than gay, because I drive a MINIVAN.
At least with a minivan you can load it up with more than two people and your purse. You can fit seven kids, two coolers, a trunk of toys, and three dead hookers in most minivans.
That's what they call an 'orgy of evidence'. Bad news.
It keeps the kids entertained.
All this talk about dead hookers, T-Hawks' mom, and Glee has put me in the mood.
Anyone want to start an 'message board circle jerk thread'?
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 09, 2010, 02:59:21 PM
Depending on the lady I'm with, it's sometimes called elbowing or shouldering
How is your mom anyways?
You tell me. I'm surprised you can get wireless in there
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:15 PM
All this talk about dead hookers, T-Hawks' mom, and Glee has put me in the mood.
Anyone want to start an 'message board circle jerk thread'?
Non-Hippo of course.
Quote from: General_Failure on July 09, 2010, 03:26:22 PM
At least with a minivan you can load it up with more than two people and your purse. You can fit seven kids, two coolers, a trunk of toys, and three dead hookers in most minivans.
Four if they're Asian. :paranoid
2 if they're fat. 8)
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 09, 2010, 03:05:42 PM
Any word yet on whether they have a viable, eco-friendly way to dispose of the Prius batteries? I heard that they are actually worse for the environment than are normal, smaller cars (Honda Fit, et al). So, it would be hilarious if all you hybrid-buying douches actually did some research, huh? But, hey, you can get 50 MPG and look like a tree-hugging ugly woman doing it. So, congrats.
Link FWIW (http://wikicars.org/en/Reasons_Not_to_Buy_a_Hybrid_Car_%28yet%29#Car_battery_disposal)
Oh, and I'm worse than gay, because I drive a MINIVAN.
According to the article, hybrid batteries are better for the environment than the standard 12V car battery:
QuoteIt is not likely that the propulsion batteries will end up in a landfill, because Toyota for example is offering a $200 bonus for every battery returned. In addition, unlike the 12V battery which contains the heavy (toxic) metal lead, the propulsion battery is constructed using NickelMetalHydride which has very little toxic metals and would not be a problem in a landfill, otherwise all the camera and other rechargeable batteries would have been an issue already. However, the Nickel is a valuable metal, so that is the reason it is being recycled
What rjs should be concerned about is the crappy tires his car came with:
QuoteThe factory tires used on hybrids, specifically the Prius' Goodyear Integrity contribute to higher fuel economy and EPA test numbers but low real world stopping performance. The tires give better mileage due to a harder compound and tread pattern but poor traction, poor straight line stability, and were the lowest rated wet performance tire on tirerack.com.The Prius's panic braking was called "jerky and slightly odd" and straight line performance as "blown around in the wind" *Here are links to reviews of the prius's poor traction and straight line performance
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:15 PM
All this talk about dead hookers, T-Hawks' mom, and Glee has put me in the mood.
Anyone want to start an 'message board circle jerk thread'?
Non-Hippo of course.
So, what I said yesterday about your posts crepping me out....X 100000
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:51:08 PM
2 if they're fat. 8)
If you can fit 2 in, they're not fat enough.
Quote from: Die-Hard on July 09, 2010, 04:01:52 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:35:15 PM
All this talk about dead hookers, T-Hawks' mom, and Glee has put me in the mood.
Anyone want to start an 'message board circle jerk thread'?
Non-Hippo of course.
So, what I said yesterday about your posts crepping me out....X 100000
It's so when I run for public office...you can, "He's one of us".
i ate my first penis today. i feel like such a man.
Did your tongue come alive with an eruption of flavor?
Bull penis??
So long as none of you buy one of those Smart Cars, then we're cool. Buy one of those and I'll send Chuggy over to tea bag you.
Quote from: rjs246 on July 09, 2010, 07:24:16 PM
i ate my first penis today. i feel like such a man.
Ha. Thanks Matt.
Weird problem with my propane grill, or likely the tank. It seemingly completely emptied since the last time I used it. There is no audible leak and nothing has exploded in my backyard yet. What should I replace to make sure it doesn't happen again?
The propane tank. Get a full one.
Or check the valve.
How would I go about "checking" the valve, aside from getting a new tank and seeing if that, also, empties on its own within a few days?
Cover it and the line with soapy water. If you see bubbles, you've found your leak.
Interesting. I may actually try that.
Thats how you find gas leaks, and air leaks also if you have a slow one in a car or bike tire.
You can buy a bottle of Snoop for like an 8x markup, but it's just dilute soap.
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 31, 2010, 07:18:24 PM
How would I go about "checking" the valve, aside from getting a new tank and seeing if that, also, empties on its own within a few days?
Light a match near the valve. If it explodes and you die, we all win.
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 31, 2010, 07:18:24 PM
How would I go about "checking" the valve, aside from getting a new tank and seeing if that, also, empties on its own within a few days?
Quote from: General_Failure on July 31, 2010, 07:28:35 PM
Cover it and the line with soapy water. If you see bubbles, you've found your leak.
Quote from: General_Failure on July 09, 2010, 04:12:42 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 09, 2010, 03:51:08 PM
2 if they're fat. 8)
If you can fit 2 in, they're not fat enough.
indeed
I just drank a cup of hot tea for no reason at all other than I felt like drinking a cup of hot tea.
You're turning into an old asian man. Start walking with your hands held behind your back and lean forward with your head down until you get hunched-back.
I shot a 5 point buck tonight. Yay Crossbows
From the kitchen window?
Tree stand. The window is too easy
few weeks ago i'm driving home from work and there is a buck that got hit on the side of the road. next day, drove past it again, someone cut the head off and took it.
what jerkoff takes credit for a buck that he grabs off the side of the road?
Hahaha, that story is so awesome. People are the farging worst.
I've seen that. Funny thing is in the county where i'm at, if you hit a deer it's gone within two hours max. The rednecks tune into the police scanners, and vulture roadkill.
Mmmmmm, pretenderized.
So my inlaws decided that Maine isn't welcoming to outsiders and decided to move back to the mid atlantic until they retire to their place. The fun thing is that this means they have no place to live, and need a place to stay. Wife and I said fine, we'll help you out, they said they'd be staying at minimum of 5 months. I get to have a nice talk to them today saying they have a month to find a new place to live. Merry Christmas!
That's not manly, that's just plain stupid.
I should say it's not that they're in a bad financial situation. They're just not sure what they want to do. It all hinges on my brother in law deciding if he wants to sell his place in April or not. If he doesn't then, they'll go start looking. They told us they're moving in, didn't ask. Not that we would have said no, but when they tell us they're moving in, with no plans, it bothers my wife and I.
It'd also be one thing if they weren't a pita to deal with. Her family is Italian, and they literally fight non stop. Last time her parents were here, after 4 days her mom left to move back to Maine because they are incapable of having normal conversations.
Can I have the house in Maine?
Say yes.
I like places where the people aren't welcoming.
That's were the major communication breakdown is between me and Squaw. Coming from a predominantly Italian family, fighting and arguing is considered a perfectly normal conversation. Squaw comes from an MA family where they rationally discuss things or just don't talk to each other for a day or 2. So when I get mad and start yelling she thinks it's the end of the world.
Anyway, if wifey doesn't really want them there either, then I guess you're in the clear.
LOL. Have at it Dio. They moved up there, mother in law found good work immediately. Father in law couldn't because they don't hire outsiders. So after a year, he said he couldn't take another winter there with his wife in seclusion in Maine.
The move back is merely based on him not being happy with her in a house out in the woods with 100Plus inches of snow. Just seemed selfish to me. There's a lot of things i'm leaving out, but the gist of it is my wife and I always get screwed by them, and its always for her parents to bend over backwards for her brother. So we'll accomodate them until they can find arrangements.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2012, 10:23:51 AM
That's were the major communication breakdown is between me and Squaw. Coming from a predominantly Italian family, fighting and arguing is considered a perfectly normal conversation. Squaw comes from an MA family where they rationally discuss things or just don't talk to each other for a day or 2. So when I get mad and start yelling she thinks it's the end of the world.
Anyway, if wifey doesn't really want them there either, then I guess you're in the clear.
Yeah, my family is irish welsh, we just talk shtein out rationally and drink it off. Wifey doesn't like that that we're constantly asked to bend over and take it. I mean she gets enough of that at home with me.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 15, 2012, 10:16:28 AM
They told us they're moving in, didn't ask. Not that we would have said no, but when they tell us they're moving in, with no plans, it bothers my wife and I.
Should have acted like a man back then; looks like you're SOL now.
ha..suck it
Just out of curiosity, if Maine was so unwelcoming to outsiders, how did your mother-in-law find work so quickly and pops couldn't? Is she originally from there or does she have great tits?
And if she does have a nice rack, why the farg hasn't a photo of said rack been posted here?
Christ - talk about acting un-manly.
Selfish prick.
She has old italian lady tits so it's definitely not those. Maine is weird. They allow women to find work, because there is a ceiling i guess. My father in law is a Facilities Manager for hospitals etc. They would interview him for jobs up there, then say they filled the job with another applicant. Each time they took someone who was far less qualified, didn't the certification needed, but they were local. Its an odd dynamic up there. Didn't help they built this giant house on the lake.
We've seen pictures of it.
I worked for a guy who was from Maine a while back, who told me just that. It's a weird state which doesn't look kindly upon out of staters moving in and taking jobs. He told me the locals knew if you were a "Mainer" the second you opened your mouth.
Regardless, man up and kick them the farg out, SB. That's complete bullshtein and I wouldn't put up with it.
In 2002 my old room mate asked me if his brother - who just got out of prison - could stay with us for a few weeks while he got his shtein together. I said sure because I'm all for giving someone a second chance. First few weeks he got a job as a mechanic, bought a tool set etc. Seemed like he was getting his life back in order. Then he stopped showing up for work, and the tool guy started calling my house looking for his tool payments. I'd come home and he'd be laid out on the couch doing nothing. He'd contribute absolutely zero...wouldn't buy toilet paper unless we were out and he needed it. So 3 months or so go by and I asked my room mate to have a talk with his brother, he says "why don't you say something to him" like a farging coward. One night I was buzzed and getting ready to go out for the night so I told him to get the farg out. He left, I don't care where the farg he went because farg him and farg my old room mate for putting me in that position.
god romey loves the phyllis diller types
Vuke's widow.
and one day vukes widow's corpse
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2012, 10:23:51 AM
That's were the major communication breakdown is between me and Squaw. Coming from a predominantly Italian family, fighting and arguing is considered a perfectly normal conversation. Squaw comes from an MA family where they rationally discuss things or just don't talk to each other for a day or 2. So when I get mad and start yelling she thinks it's the end of the world.
Have you heard yourself talk? You're already annoying to listen to in a normal voice, I can't imagine when you're mad, and yelling, and biting your pillow.
Anyone wear navy pants? I've usually stuck to black, grey, and khaki, but I got a pair of navy pants over the holidays and I'm trying to figure out what color dress shoes to wear them with.
I grew up with the "don't pair black and navy blue together" rule, but almost everyone I see wearing navy blue pants has the black shoes/socks/belt combo.
Chestnut or oxblood colors work with navy. Just make sure to match the belt.
I don't wear navy slacks very often I stick with black, grey and khaki but I have a deep navy pair that I wear with a dark chestnut colored pair of shoes
Match your socks to the pants, not the shoes.
^^^That's what I thought as well, but I've seen a lot of people wearing black shoes with khakis, and the brown socks/black shoes combo doesn't really work.
Phreak, that's what I was told by a friend, that a darker brown is usually the way to go. I've got a decent pair of brown shoes but I don't think they're dark enough brown to go with the navy. I have to invest in some navy socks as well.
Don't wear black with khaki. You know a lot of people who don't know how to dress themselves.
Well I'm mostly in a business casual setting in public schools, so 99% of the time I don't think they're going for a super professional look. Especially at the elementary schools, the dress code for male teachers seems a bit more relaxed with the younger kids for whatever reason.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 22, 2013, 11:50:14 PM
Chestnut or oxblood colors work with navy. Just make sure to match the belt.
I don't wear navy slacks very often I stick with black, grey and khaki but I have a deep navy pair that I wear with a dark chestnut colored pair of shoes
dont ever say slacks again.....they are called pants
QuoteI'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
there isnt to many words in the english language that make me more angry than slacks (pants) and bureau (dresser)
i'm trying to class myself up at work a little bit so i am buying more button down shirts to wear for work and some khaki slacks. so i take my slacks out of my bureau today and put them on with a dark blue/light blue/white checked shirt. it looked really weird to me to so bailed and put on jeans. i'm not sure if it actually was a bad match or if i wasn't used to seeing it so it looked weird. i always thought pretty much everything went with khaki though.
slacks
stain resistant dockers
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 23, 2013, 07:41:04 AM
there isnt to many words in the english language that make me more angry than slacks (pants) and bureau (dresser)
bwahaha I say both.
And sometimes sweeper for the vacuum.
bed clothes
Pop for soda
Other words I hate are client and quaint
If you call the remote control a "clicker," the bible says you're going to hell.
Not really, but it should.
Worst word in the (American) English language = yonder
2nd worst = fandom
Whimsical is first, fandom second, and if we're using stupid made up or improperly used words let's add feels as a replacement for feelings and blogosphere.
English is full of horrible words.
I'm glad I don't know anyone that uses 'feels' as a replacement for feelings. Chances are, that I will meet someone in the next 72 hours that will say that. I will cut their tongue out if that happens.
You're safe, it seems to be a teen to mid 20s women thing.
How about "toats" and "YOLO?"
Totes mcGoats
Dave,
No.
-Adam
I am infuriated by 'so,' as in "Thank you so much." I could stab someone someday over it.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 23, 2013, 10:14:17 PM
I am infuriated by 'so,' as in "Thank you so much." I could stab someone someday over it.
Don't stab. Stabbing is so your fault. Shoot. Shooting is so the gun's fault.
At least he's been building up the right skill set for disposing of bodies.
http://imgur.com/a/p0tKn
Dio... that might be the greatest thing I've ever read.
Albini is a farging GOD.
Quote from: Diomedes on September 27, 2013, 06:36:08 PM
http://imgur.com/a/p0tKn
"I'll work circles around you. I'll rap your head in with a ratchet"
Funniest Jerky Boys call ever
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http://www.twincities.com/crime/ci_25283267/police-chief-honors-civilians-courage?IADID=Search-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com
he definitely does not get paid enough
the chick who sees the gunman first is thinking something like that...she's GONE...it's her reaction that cues the bouncer. I love the way he sees her, and peeks around the corner...like wtf is she gettin' away from?
gunman was not expecting that nuclear fargin elbow
When a button pops off my pants, I blame poor workmanship, but when I sew it back on, like a man, I move it over to give my manly gut some more room.
Male greatness
https://youtu.be/z4eIiDQKoEI