Shockey's hurry-up:
Catch ball, turn in, get one yard.
He has the herpes.
This idea was real dumb
Stupid like Manning's right thumb
I hope Shockey gets AIDS.
Favre Favre Fahrv-ruh Favre
Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre
Farve Manning Bowl Favre
iggs home opener
gap toof sucks on runyans balls
eagles win by ten
Jeremy Shockey
Gay flag Homo Queer corksucker
And Michael Strahan
shocker pink and stink
bend over and spell runyan
all up in ya hood
My name is igy
I'm from white suburbia
I'm a giant dork
i dont know whats more ironic....the fact that your nerd factor breaks the meter...or that i live in the largest 'black suburbia' in the entire country
holla atcha boy
Quote from: MDS on September 12, 2006, 04:49:07 PM
Gay flag Homo Queer corksucker
8 syllables there
Your haikus suck very hard
Temple should get FAVRE
I wish I had an
Excuse for my lack of talent
Must be the Jew genes
Lavar Arrington
Refused to be angel-touched
Almost like him now
Quote from: MDS on September 12, 2006, 06:58:37 PM
Excuse for my lack of talent
That, obviously
Was on purpose and therefore
You are banned from life
Tiki Barber plus
Jeremy Shockey is bad
News for white LBs
mcnabb
defense
superbowl
vote
for
utley
Em pee mcgraw sure
Likes him some Burrell penis
Is bad at Haiku
Coughlin, for some reason
Tried passing more than running
While playing the Colts
This doesn't make sense
Because Tiki is the best.
Hyperbole owns.
VFU for prez bitches
what rjs dont know is
burrell's penis tastes strangely like his
ha!
Are you saying that
You have had my penis in
Your mouth? Off the nuts.
Back on subject now:
The Eagles will kill the Gnats
'Cuz Jay Short is death
haiku for Hoyda
write me a goddamned sonnet
I'll stand up and clap.
Football gods angry
Lack of haikus won week 1
Now the Birds will lose
I will be happy
If Eagles win, I'd rather
see all of you die
Strahan won't get a
gift wrapped sack instead he'll get
5's nuts on his chin
Em dee ess licks balls,
But as we all know, licks no
Hairy moose knuckle.
Quote from: Second Coming on September 12, 2006, 09:45:41 PM
Strahan won't get a
gift wrapped sack instead he'll get
5's nuts on his chin
I'd say that if you
Remove the apostrophe
This is funnier
Five nuts on one chin
Is funnier than only
Dmac's hairy brain.
My miserable
attitude is refreshing.
Bow your head, F'ers.
For the game itself,
McNabb to Stallworth a lot
Eagles win by 10
Jeremy Shockey
Enjoys raping little boys
While Eli watches
Pressuring Manning
Is the key to victory
'cause of their weapons
Giants are in trouble
McNabb goes deep to Stallworth
Eagles win again
Big game this Sunday
Eagles can make a statement
Taking back the East
Jason Short is nuts
his powerful nipples will
explode on contact
Trouble for Eli
Cole, Kearse, Howard and the boys
Will Destroy Manning
Some topical Giant haikus:
For the men in blue,
This game will be uglier
Than Gappy's divorce (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/428519p-361365c.html)
Two Giant falsehoods:
Roy Simmons says he's straight now. (http://www.cbn.com/700club/features/sports_roy_simmons.aspx)
Eli's off the sauce. (http://www.gatorcountry.org/wearetheboys/images/eli_drunk.jpg)
Bad news for Giants:
Next season, Tiki will be
Playing for Fox News (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/story/375271p-318902c.html)
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 13, 2006, 07:09:52 PM
Some topical Giant haikus:
For the men in blue,
This game will be uglier
Than Gappy's divorce (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/428519p-361365c.html)
Two Giant falsehoods:
Roy Simmons says he's straight now. (http://www.cbn.com/700club/features/sports_roy_simmons.aspx)
Eli's off the sauce. (http://www.gatorcountry.org/wearetheboys/images/eli_drunk.jpg)
Bad news for Giants:
Next season, Tiki will be
Playing for Fox News (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/story/375271p-318902c.html)
That's kind of funny
But I think you should know that
2 links don't work right
How good is Eli?
Not quite as good as Peyton,
Birds prove it again.
No picks of Dave Carr
Dawkins needs the ball to live
Then he'll kill people
strahan and sehorn
tiki barber and eli
giants love the gays
How to stop Tiki?
Just let McCoy lay the hit,
Fumbleman returns.
:paranoid
White linebackers rule!
Birds start one, Giants start none
Eagles win by twelve
:=)
Gaps alternative
lifestyle in question
Garthia boner
:evil
eags played pretty well
dominated entire game
game lasts four quarters?
I think the return
Of the haiku tradition
Caused the Birds to lose
(my bad)