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Title: What do you do...
Post by: rjs246 on February 28, 2006, 08:49:27 PM
... to keep yourself from murdering your dog's face when you get home to find that she has eaten your cable remote, your digital camera and several CDs, all of which were tucked away well above her general reach?

Apparently, I drink a bottle of wine by myself and eat a bunch of peanut butter sammiches for dinner.

I would assume there are healthier ways to deal with wanting to stab a pet. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 28, 2006, 08:50:48 PM
We put our dogs in a cage when we go out, because we're not idiots.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: Diomedes on February 28, 2006, 08:53:31 PM
link (http://photos.signonsandiego.com/gallery1.5/oddcouple)
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: rjs246 on February 28, 2006, 08:55:00 PM
My dog was crated for well over a year. Now her crate is the kitchen. This week she seems to have discovered that her 80 pound half great dane ass can knock over the gate. Now I'm afraid I'm going to have to put her down. You know, for fun.

But otherwise, extremely helpful. Thanks A.. er, FF!
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 28, 2006, 08:56:43 PM
Well, my wife has a bad habit of leaving her purse open on the kitchen table or some half-eaten candy or something on the end table, so our basset has been known to treat himself to whole packs of gum, pop rocks, and cough drops.

Not CD's or electronics, though.  That would be a first.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: rjs246 on February 28, 2006, 08:57:37 PM
A basset? Chirst how do you deal with the awful noise they make? Let me guess, bottles of wine and sammiches.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 28, 2006, 09:12:38 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 28, 2006, 08:57:37 PM
A basset? Chirst how do you deal with the awful noise they make? Let me guess, bottles of wine and sammiches.

Ours is very quiet, except the lips-smacking sound when he's licking his crotch.  He rarely barks and we've heard him howl maybe twice in his whole life.  He's not quite right, as would be expected from a dog under my care.

Usually, we do drink when the dogs get into something they shouldn't.  Like the one night I was hosting a poker game, and the dogs got the whole cheese tray off the counter and treated themselves to vienna sausages and 6-7 different kinds of cheese the wife had put together.  Oh, and all the cheese was cut into cubes with toothpicks.  It looked like they ate around most of them, but still.  I didn't hear the tray crash down, because I was too busy winning the tournament.

A few shots of Jager later, and I didn't even remember I had dogs.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: rjs246 on February 28, 2006, 09:18:31 PM
So let me get this straight. You were hosting poker night but you played a tournament meaning that people were going to bust out and leave early rather than playing another type of cards where people could get zesty and play until the sun came up. And then, to further disgrace yourself, you served cheese hors d'oeuvres? I think you need to take a long hard look in the mirror, mister.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: Diomedes on February 28, 2006, 09:24:47 PM
(http://photos.signonsandiego.com/gallery1.5/albums/oddcouple/DTwap251922x17.jpg)
odd couple rjs swats playfully at FF.  how cute.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: rjs246 on February 28, 2006, 09:34:37 PM
I was going to leave your link alone. Pretend as though it never happened, but dude, what the farg are you doing posting that shtein? A puppy and a lion cub? Did you lose your nutsack on the way home from work?
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: Diomedes on February 28, 2006, 10:01:07 PM
No dickhead, you and FF lost yours.  Obviously, my point wasn't clear.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: mussa on February 28, 2006, 10:21:03 PM
i don't know if it works but my sister's boyfriend has a lab. whenever he eats something or chews something, he will tie whatever it is he ate/chewed on onto his head, preferably away from his mouth.  anyway its supposed to humiliate them.  my girl did it to her half pit/half lab and he was embarassed.  he wouldn't even look at the neighbors dog, who he's in love with.  it was hilarious.

but really rjs, the dog is doing that because he's not getting enough walks outside probably.  its a common problem most people have with dogs.  have u ever watched that show, The Dog Whisperer?  You will learn alot.  Its a great show. it sounds crazy about the walks, but its usually the root to all dogs problems. 
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: MDS on February 28, 2006, 11:55:30 PM
Drive to the PETA offices and start beating your dog to a bloody pulp. Not only will you get your anger out, but you will piss of a bunch of terrorists in the process.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: Rome on March 01, 2006, 12:07:56 AM
Avoid getting dogs as pets.

Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: LBIggle on March 01, 2006, 01:27:27 AM
get a supersoaker 3000.

or shoot it with a paintball gun.   just don't forget to make sure there's no paintballs in it, sicko. 

Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 07:53:33 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 28, 2006, 09:18:31 PM
So let me get this straight. You were hosting poker night but you played a tournament meaning that people were going to bust out and leave early rather than playing another type of cards where people could get zesty and play until the sun came up. And then, to further disgrace yourself, you served cheese hors d'oeuvres? I think you need to take a long hard look in the mirror, mister.

We often break up the dealer's choice monotony with a little $10 tourney.  Once a few guys are out, they start a side game in another room.  The cheese tray was the wife's idea, and was tasty as hell while it lasted.  She's wised up and now serves more standard poker food like microwaved burritos or chicken tenders, nachos, pretzels, chili, etc etc.  Mostly because most of the guys I play with can't tell the difference.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: Wingspan on March 01, 2006, 09:07:19 AM
 :-D @ serving food during a poker game
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: SunMo on March 01, 2006, 09:09:19 AM
i'm going to a poker game/NCAA party on the 17th.  food will be served there, but that's not a straight poker game
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 01, 2006, 09:13:37 AM
Quote from: MDS on February 28, 2006, 11:55:30 PM
Drive to the PETA offices and start beating your dog to a bloody pulp. Not only will you get your anger out, but you will piss of a bunch of terrorists in the process.

:-D I like this one.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: MadMarchHare on March 01, 2006, 09:19:48 AM
Quote from: MDS on February 28, 2006, 11:55:30 PM
Drive to the PETA offices and start beating your dog to a bloody pulp. Not only will you get your anger out, but you will piss of a bunch of terrorists in the process.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that believes this...
Of course, working in Pharma, I'm a target of these iceholes....
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: MURP on March 01, 2006, 09:38:41 AM
Quote from: mussa on February 28, 2006, 10:21:03 PM
i don't know if it works but my sister's boyfriend has a lab. whenever he eats something or chews something, he will tie whatever it is he ate/chewed on onto his head, preferably away from his mouth.  anyway its supposed to humiliate them.  my girl did it to her half pit/half lab and he was embarassed.  he wouldn't even look at the neighbors dog, who he's in love with.  it was hilarious.

:-D
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 09:51:33 AM
that's some funny shtein, mussa. Also, it probably does have something to do with the dog needing to be walked, but as long as its in the single digits and teens up here that littleshteinhead ain't going anywhere.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 10:36:50 AM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 01, 2006, 09:09:19 AM
i'm going to a poker game/NCAA party on the 17th.  food will be served there, but that's not a straight poker game

With you there, it couldn't possibly be straight.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: SunMo on March 01, 2006, 10:39:07 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 01, 2006, 10:36:50 AM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 01, 2006, 09:09:19 AM
i'm going to a poker game/NCAA party on the 17th.  food will be served there, but that's not a straight poker game

With you there, it couldn't possibly be straight.

just so you know, it took you an hour and 27 minutes to come up with that obvious and easy response.  kill yourself.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 10:42:24 AM
I was running an errand.  I can't be everything to everyone, starshine.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: SunMo on March 01, 2006, 10:44:30 AM
you posted 4 times between my post and your burning comeback.  kill yourself more.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 10:48:38 AM
I value other threads more than one started by rjs about allowing his big, stupid dog to eat all of his electronics.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: Phanatic on March 01, 2006, 11:01:45 AM
My dogs get into the trash can sometimes while we are out. I am so going to strap that trash can to their head the next time the get into it. Usually I just show them the trash can and they act all guilty. I don't even have to say anything.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 12:25:04 PM
final four/poker/new tv party sat april 1 @ igy's
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: rjs246 on March 01, 2006, 12:27:55 PM
I may crash that, sucker.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 12:28:37 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 12:25:04 PM
final four/poker/new tv party sat april 1 @ igy's

I don't want to take all your money, but thanks for the invite.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: hunt on March 01, 2006, 12:29:55 PM
i'll bring the collard greens.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: Feva on March 01, 2006, 01:18:37 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 12:25:04 PM
final four/poker/new tv party sat april 1 @ igy's

How much fried chicken and watermelon will there be?
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 01:20:22 PM
six foot hoagie...among other non soul food items

dont fret tho....there will be enough malt liquor to kill a sperm whale
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 01, 2006, 01:22:12 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 01:20:22 PM
six foot hoagie...among other non soul food items

dont fret tho....there will be enough malt liquor to kill a sperm whale

What does it have to be a sperm whale?
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: Feva on March 01, 2006, 01:22:44 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 01:20:22 PM
six foot hoagie...among other non soul food items

dont fret tho....there will be enough malt liquor to kill a sperm whale

Colt 45?
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 01:29:06 PM
hmmm not sure...probably a keg of red bull...but if not then a variety of 40's...including colt 45...i have one of the great ghetto liquor stores of all time right around the corner from me...their selection of 40's is no joke
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: Feva on March 01, 2006, 01:31:18 PM
They keep a good liquor store in the hood yo.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 01:31:47 PM
If it's not O.E., it's crap.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: Feva on March 01, 2006, 01:34:34 PM
Yeah, son... O.E. is da shtein yo.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: mussa on March 01, 2006, 01:34:37 PM
after college i was so broke...so id fish out 2.50 and get a hurricane.  oh man that swill was the worst on earth. 
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 01:34:44 PM
oe is nice....mickeys is excellent the best malt liquor by far...private stock and blue bull also good....and of course big bear

Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: mussa on March 01, 2006, 01:43:17 PM
ive heard of two of them, OE and Mickey's.  The other three sound ghetto. 
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 01:46:16 PM
blue bull is schlitz malt liquor bull...youve heard of that

private stock was/is very popular.....haffenreffer

the bear is sold in white ghettos...like west virginia and upstate ny...but i really like it...them whites really can brew up a mean malt liquor
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: SunMo on March 01, 2006, 01:48:50 PM
RJS won't come unless you serve New England Clam Chowder
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: Feva on March 01, 2006, 01:51:55 PM
... and Boston Baked Beans.
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Post by: SunMo on March 01, 2006, 01:53:42 PM
exactly
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: phattymatty on March 01, 2006, 01:55:37 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 01:34:44 PM
oe is nice....mickeys is excellent the best malt liquor by far...private stock and blue bull also good....and of course big bear

i lived off of those in college, except for big bear, don;t know that one.  i still drink mickey's, i have a 6-pack of grenades in my fridge right now, and do most of the time.
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2006, 01:57:32 PM
i miss the mickeys pull tops so bad...remember they banned them cause they kept cutting people up

recognize...

(http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics400/bigbearbottles.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you do...
Post by: MURP on March 01, 2006, 02:07:46 PM
Steel Reserve.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 02:16:05 PM
I always kind of lumped Mickey's in with the "cheap, strong beer" category.  OE defines malt liquor, IMO.