(http://myspace-611.vo.llnwd.net/00337/11/69/337399611_l.jpg)
lets say they are numbered from 1-12 going from the far left to the far right:
1. would get shot and buried.
2. chunky little legs... i kind of dig it for some reason
3. she would get her back blown out
4. hammertime
5. horrendous...second only to the bloated stinker (#1) on the extreme left
6. negative...theres a reason she stuck in the back
7. not really digging the grill piece...but the dress and the legs/feet are a winner...perhaps drunk
8. yep
9. rock n roll
10. word son
11. sure
12. id stay in it like i was incubating
what the farg. did u go to a bath house this past weekend and are trying to convince yourself u didn't shag numba won!
id hit numba 3
3, 4, 6, 10 & 12 would get the hammer.
The rest would be kicked to the curb.
Seven of the twelve would get the mushroom stamp (3, 4, 6, 8, 10, 11 & 12), the other five would only get it if Dirty Sanchez/Donkey Punch/Boston Steamer treatment was allowed.
1,2,4,5,6, and 8 can take a walk.
3, 7, 9, 10, 11, and 12 can step into the bedroom and get warmed up. I'll be right in...
1, 5, 6, and 12=No 1+5+6+12=Maybe
The rest, any way you count them, would be nice.
only #'s 1 and 5 are not doable
lololol @ 5...someone step up
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 04, 2006, 01:43:09 PM
only #'s 1 and 5 are not doable
lololol @ 5...someone step up
[Austin Powers] She's a MAN baby. [Austin Powers]
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 04, 2006, 01:43:09 PM
only #'s 1 and 5 are not doable
lololol @ 5...someone step up
She looks like she got hit with a bag full o' nickels.
No sucky/fargy for her.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 04, 2006, 01:30:10 PM
2. chunky little legs... i kind of dig it for some reason
ha
shes definitely rockin a wig piece too
Do we already have an early thread of the year contender?
3 can go join 8 through 12 in my pants party.
3, 4, 9, 10, 11 can party with me
i'd be willing to watch 2, 7, 8, 12, and 13 go at each other
1 and 5 have to clean up the mess after we've all fallen asleep
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 04, 2006, 01:53:18 PM
Do we already have an early thread of the year contender?
Nope. That would be kinda like voting for the Pro Bowl in week 6.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 04, 2006, 02:15:10 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 04, 2006, 01:53:18 PM
Do we already have an early thread of the year contender?
Nope. That would be kinda like voting for the Pro Bowl in week 6.
that's the wrong analogy, this is like an Oscar-calibur movie coming out early in the season
Agreed, yours is a better analogy. Point is, how can you tell it's worth consideration without anything against which to compare it?
Quote from: Diomedes on January 04, 2006, 02:21:29 PM
Agreed, yours is a better analogy. Point is, how can you tell it's worth consideration without anything against which to compare it?
well, i guess that's why you nominate it, then you see how it stacks up against the field at the end of the year. i think it definitely has the potential, but right now it's not there.
I think we all just took away its chances in the last few posts. Oh well. Maybe the initial post still has PoY potential.
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 04, 2006, 02:27:48 PM
I think we all just took away its chances in the last few posts. Oh well. Maybe the initial post still has PoY potential.
Well at least something good happended today. I mean it's clever and all, but not much better than a babe of the week thread. And those pretty much suck.
how is it clever...find a picture of girls on the net and post it...i did it in my sleep
clever, as in:
"Oh, I get it. It's very clever."--Tyler
"Thank you."--Narrator
"How's that working out for you?"--Tyler
"What?"--Narrator
"Being clever."--Tyler
"Great."--Narrator
"Keep it up then."--Tyler
put it on underhill...ahh muchas gracias...tierra del fuego
so, let's eliminate everyone but #1 and #5.
imagine someone is going to stick you with a syringe that has a cocktail of AIDS, cancer, and every STD in the book unless you choose either #1 or #5.
keep in mind, what ever one you choose you have to do every sexual thing there is with her.
which one are you choosing.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on January 04, 2006, 02:40:04 PM
so, let's eliminate everyone but #1 and #5.
imagine someone is going to stick you with a syringe that has a cocktail of AIDS, cancer, and every STD in the book unless you choose either #1 or #5.
keep in mind, what ever one you choose you have to do every sexual thing there is with her.
which one are you choosing.
[long pause to look at the photo again]
5. Definitely 5.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on January 04, 2006, 02:40:04 PM
so, let's eliminate everyone but #1 and #5.
imagine someone is going to stick you with a syringe that has a cocktail of AIDS, cancer, and every STD in the book unless you choose either #1 or #5.
keep in mind, what ever one you choose you have to do every sexual thing there is with her.
which one are you choosing.
#5, but I'd bring a paper bag with some air holes in it for her face. After a rough night with #1, I think I'd be in a body cast.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 04, 2006, 02:37:30 PM
put it on underhill...ahh muchas gracias...tierra del fuego
Ah yes, thank you... I'll have a bloody mary, and a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich.
imagine someone is going to stick you with a syringe that has a cocktail of AIDS, cancer, and every STD in the book unless you choose either #1 or #5
if that was the deal id do both...because as we all know the meaning of life is getting as much kitty cat as humanly possible without dying from something you may catch along the way
but all things being equal i orginally would have said #5...but that was before further inspection...#5 may every well be a man...but even if she isnt her parents definitely fed her with a sling shot...tied pork chops around her neck so the dogs would play with her and used her face to stamp out gorilla cookies
#1 with a bullet
the correct answer is, you wack your bag and take your death syringe like a man
#5 might look like a piano fell on her face but at least she isn't morbidly obese like #1.
#1 gets the death cocktail.
Judging others makes me happy.
#5 might look like a piano fell on her face but at least she isn't morbidly obese like #1
but #1 doesnt
a. have a penis
b. wear a wig
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 04, 2006, 04:17:25 PM
#5 might look like a piano fell on her face but at least she isn't morbidly obese like #1
but #1 doesnt
a. have a penis
b. wear a wig
Link?
Enough of that shot. Next.
(http://www.johnglennbobcats.com/images/Prom2004/jr%20girls%20group%20prom.jpg)
I'm saying 1 and 5 could get it, no questions asked. I'd have a question or two for number 3, but would accept any answer that was being muffled my my wang.
2 and 4 need to play in traffic.
Whoa, too big... whatever.
too easy....id blast every last one of them...on some raw dog ish
Dude - what the farg is the little Asian dude doing in the background?
eating his 23rd hot dog in 6 minutes?(http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/hotdog_contest.jpg)
Since the photo above will undoubtedly be deleted, here's a re-sized version:
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/jr20girls20group20prom.jpg)
BTW: 1 & 5 definitely get it.
2-4 would require injesting massive doses of narcotics and Viagra.
1,2,4,5,6 are out.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 04, 2006, 09:18:35 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/jr20girls20group20prom.jpg)
Haha! They are all illegal.....so.....................they'd all get it. :paranoid
I'd pass on #2
since it looks like #5 already has her eye on the prize and just got done with a syringe of tequila right to her heart, that little underage penis fiend is mine. if i get bored i'll just houdini her ass with whoever wants the tag-in. watching their faces when you walk past the window and they have no idea who's on their rear hind is probably just as funny as watching a drunk midget wrestle a rabid pit-bull.
Quote from: stillupfront on January 04, 2006, 09:44:14 PM
1,2,4,5,6 are out.
There are only five of them, Count Crackula.
Five is the only one that would get the sober Schwarz. One would get it from a half-drunken me. Two and four would have to slip me some roofies, but three would just have to get me retardedly drunk.
I think he's counting the shocked oriental in the background too.
the 1st picture has inspired me to create a motivational poster
Quote from: Sun_Mo on January 05, 2006, 11:29:18 AM
the 1st picture has inspired me to create a motivational poster
It was pretty funny too even though taking the grenade is for suckers.
Quote from: Tomahawk on January 05, 2006, 11:24:51 AM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 04, 2006, 09:44:14 PM
1,2,4,5,6 are out.
There are only five of them, Count Crackula.
Five is the only one that would get the sober Schwarz. One would get it from a half-drunken me. Two and four would have to slip me some roofies, but three would just have to get me retardedly drunk.
First group references sheep farger.
oriental = noodle or rug
asian = person
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 05, 2006, 11:41:28 AM
oriental = noodle or rug
asian = person
I know. That's what's funny about it, douche.
number 5....all the rest are doggs
Quote from: rjs246 on January 05, 2006, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 05, 2006, 11:41:28 AM
oriental = noodle or rug
asian = person
I know. That's what's funny about it, douche.
When did that become a rule? Why is everyone so farging sensitive? Howcome every group wants to have their own "styllupfront term"?
oh oriennnnntal...i get it...silly me
Nah, I'd hit #1 or #5. The other three are kinda scary.
I'd enjoy being in the middle of a 1 & 5 sammich*. Although, #4 looks delightfully desperate.
*on the 2nd group only. I'd murder myself before being in a 1 & 5 sammich from group one.
i cant believe this whole board wouldnt slam every last one of those bleeders
all of them.
and their little sisters too.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 05, 2006, 12:20:27 PM
i cant believe this whole board wouldnt slam every last one of those bleeders
Some of us were blessed with both 20/20 vision
and taste, IGY.
Quote from: stillupfront on January 05, 2006, 11:49:33 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 05, 2006, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 05, 2006, 11:41:28 AM
oriental = noodle or rug
asian = person
I know. That's what's funny about it, douche.
When did that become a rule? Why is everyone so farging sensitive? Howcome every group wants to have their own "styllupfront term"?
Oriental means from the orient (i.e. Eastern). Many people in the Eastern hemisphere are not Asian at all. Similarly, occidental means from the occident (i.e. Western). Many westerners aren't North American at all.
If you want to see it as an issue of sensitivity however--perhaps because you would rather be deliberately incorrect for the purpose of insulting people--then charge ahead and have a great time.
its not what i say or what you say...asians do not want to be objectified but rather personified...its not even a race issue but a human one
you can refer to them however you wish...im just here to point out they dont appreciate it
(http://www.clubitup.com/Joeys/joeys11206/images/CIMG2253.jpg)
look at the fargin grilles at these duds, yuck
damn you
I think I went to college with two of those horse-faced oompa loompas.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on January 13, 2006, 01:28:54 PM
look at the fargin grilles at these duds, yuck
No wonder those three hang out in a poorly-lit club amongst a bunch of drunk guys. Only way I'd hit any of that is if I had about 5-6 7&7's in me, a couple shots of Jager, and a few beers. And I'd really hate myself in the morning after I rolled towards her, assuming I passed out afterwards.
i have no doubt that those three are mutants who can unhinge their jaws and swallow their food whole
Quote from: Sun_Mo on January 13, 2006, 01:34:21 PM
i have no doubt that those three are mutants who can unhinge their jaws and swallow their food whole
ha. well struck.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 01:31:09 PM
I think I went to college with two of those horse-faced oompa loompas.
ha, i thought of the same sloot. those are psu long island trash if i've ever seen it.
Definitely double-wolf material.
I rail the hell out of the one in the middle. Fake tan lines can be kinda hot if you have a couple in you.
we deserve a nice one for looking looking at the holy trinity of John Elway mouth...
(http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/944/cimg39541cx.jpg)
this clubitup site is a treasure trove of photographs of losers
i've done worse when drunk, so yes, i'd hit them with the mushroom stamp. then hide a turd under her bed while i sneak out in the middle of the night.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on January 13, 2006, 01:39:26 PM
we deserve a nice one for looking looking at the holy trinity of John Elway mouth...
Yes, yes, and yes. The one on the right is kind of beat in the face, but the knockers take care of that. For some reason, I kind of like the dimpled/pudgy-face look of the girl in the middle, but why is she wearing a cross? Hmmm.
Forget it. I'll just take the one on the left and she'll like it.
The one in the middle is what Ally McBeal would look like if she ate.
And I'd hit all of them.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on January 13, 2006, 01:39:26 PM
we deserve a nice one for looking looking at the holy trinity of John Elway mouth...
Of course to all three. At once, if possible.
That's a lot of thick woman. I like it. All three please.
Absolutely all three.
that one was to easy...lets get into some decision making...
(http://www.geocities.com/firecrock/girls_nite_out_before2_re.jpg)
2-5 would get the hammer.
I'd probably drill #1 with enough Glenlivet racing through my bloodstream too.
I'm such a slut.
:P
haha...oh man...this one is tough.
#1, with the lights very low.
#4, she looks like she has a tight little body. lights also very low.
i would have to be drunk also btw.
Assuming they are all at least 18--or that I wouldn't get caught--then I'd hit 1 and 5 sober. With a few rounds, I'd have a good time with 4. Regarding 2 and 3, no thanks.
#5 shows a very slight resemblance to Denise Richards.
She'd definitely get it.
5 does have a little denise richards in her...and would get a whole lot of igy in her
i dont what it is about #1 but shes sexy as hell...a slight scarlett johannson feel perhaps...anyway shed get smashed...as they all would except for #2...whod get a drink thrown in her face
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 15, 2006, 12:50:58 PM
5 does have a little denise richards in her...and would get a whole lot of igy in her
i dont what it is about #1 but shes sexy as hell...a slight scarlett johannson feel perhaps...anyway shed get smashed...as they all would except for #2...whod get a drink thrown in her face
man you would farg anything that slightly resembles a woman. ur my hero :yay
4 & 5 are a definite go. 3 would be fine after a few beers.
IGY found my weakness with #4. You know, if she wasn't twelve.
I'm saying maybe #1 and maybe #5. The rest would need to be chest deep in lesbian orgy before I would even consider it.
#4 and #5 can get it all day long.
#1 can get it in the middle of a looong drought.
#2 and #3 are the responsibility of my wingman.
1 would get it because I dig the skirt. And also the "Oriental".
Quote from: General_Failure on January 15, 2006, 02:39:30 PM
IGY found my weakness with #4. You know, if she wasn't twelve.
too old eh?
1 & 5 with tequila.
Nice waste-of-time follow up to teh doods in the club (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-103018846000620770&q=john+hottie)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0913061craigslist1.html
#6 what!
That's a man. It's gotta be a man.
Jeebus...what lovely ladies they are!
#7 seems really happy about all the free publicity.
None of them have shtein on #9.
#3 has a pretty narrow family tree
#7,8 and 9 are smiling like they expect a money shot, not a mug shot.
cocaine's a hell of a drug
I'd hit every last one of them..........with a brick.
#2 looks a little like ESPN NBA analyst Greg Anthony with a blonde wig.
#3 has been blowing Ron Mexico - someone get that chick a Valtrex.
#4 is straight out of the trailer.
#6 is a dude.
#9 scared the shtein out of me
I need to go wash my eyes.
jesus. how did they go back to the 80s to take these pictures?
Worse. They went to Bensalem.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0609/gallery.rydercup.wives/content.1.html?cnn=yes
mrs woosnam needs to be put down
Mrs. DiMarco can join her.
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 22, 2006, 03:48:42 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0609/gallery.rydercup.wives/content.1.html?cnn=yes
mrs woosnam needs to be put down
Isn't the one on the left a dude?
(http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0609/gallery.rydercup.wives/images/lehman-woosnam.jpg)
That's disgusting.
Ban Joel?
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 22, 2006, 03:48:42 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0609/gallery.rydercup.wives/content.1.html?cnn=yes
mrs woosnam needs to be put down
Mrs. Dimarco needs to be fed oats and carrots.
No. You're quoting. Phreak's sayin'!
Here's another candidate for euthanization.
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/CHBFHDMEBHGN/hp1--tbc-060925.jpg)
Wow. It looks like Tammy's been having some work done.
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 26, 2006, 07:53:18 AM
Wow. It looks like Tammy's been having some work done.
Thats Andy Reid's wife? I didn't even recognize her. Cool face lift dude.
heres the before pic...
(http://news.minnesota.publicradio.org/features/200110/15_rehab_nicole-m/images/denisebrown.jpg)
Quote from: NGM on September 26, 2006, 07:59:04 AMThats Andy Reid's wife? I didn't even recognize her.
One of 'em, anyway. You might be thinking of a different one.
Let's get this thread back on track:
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4346/1160/1600/2063921250087810310eOHEVO_ph.jpg)
yeah, lets. nice red x douchebag
ha
Quote from: Diomedes on September 29, 2006, 11:55:36 AM
yeah, lets. nice red x douchebag
Try this (http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4346/1160/1600/2063921250087810310eOHEVO_ph.jpg) if you're intarweb-challenged.
Double Ha.
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thats sexy.
Awesomeness.
WWW: 2
FF: 0
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 29, 2006, 11:54:26 AM
Let's get this thread back on track:
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4346/1160/1600/2063921250087810310eOHEVO_ph.jpg)
The first one on the left.
From the left, 1, 4, & 5 would all get it.
They'd all get it. Especially the underage looking chic in the middle. Just because I'd feel kind of dirty taggin it.
I get #1... you can have the rest of 'em.
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 29, 2006, 12:00:51 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 29, 2006, 11:55:36 AM
yeah, lets. nice red x douchebag
Try this (http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4346/1160/1600/2063921250087810310eOHEVO_ph.jpg) if you're intarweb-challenged.
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douche
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 29, 2006, 12:00:51 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 29, 2006, 11:55:36 AM
yeah, lets. nice red x douchebag
Try this (http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4346/1160/1600/2063921250087810310eOHEVO_ph.jpg) if you're intarweb-challenged.
You suck at teh intarweb.
Quote from: EagleFeva on September 29, 2006, 05:49:19 PM
I get #1... you can have the rest of 'em.
I got first on that one.
You can have Andre The Giant next to her.
What's the deal-i-o with a Corona coffee mug?
Whatever. She can wear it on her head for all I care.
They'd all get it except Andrea the Giant
Camera one:
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c18/joel1972/untitled.jpg)
Camera two:
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c18/joel1972/untitled1.jpg)
Camera one photo, lousy photochop skills. All the same, nice boobies.
Camera two photo not worth commenting on.
as if being 500 lbs isn't unattractive enough, she's got a tongue stud. :puke
She could play OL for the Steelers.
I bet you that chick could life her arms above her head and still wouldn't have armpits.
http://money.cnn.com/popups/2006/fortune/mostpowerfulwomen/11.html
Quote from: mussa on October 10, 2006, 07:57:31 PM
http://money.cnn.com/popups/2006/fortune/mostpowerfulwomen/11.html
:-D Her name is Poon.
And with that kind of bankroll, I would definately hit it.
It's bad when Martha Stewart and Oprah are about the 2 hottest of the 50 most powerful women. Actually, #50 Stacey Snider would totally get it and is easily the hottest on that list. I'd even do her if she was poor. Not ghetto poor but living in the smallest house in Beverly Hills poor.
Honorable Mention:
Lisa Weber #33
Cathleen Black #38 - She makes the list because she's 62 and looks 42. Plus she's wearing a pearl necklace. And that's hot.
Man....I just discovered this thread today and it's freakin' great. That said, camera 1: I'd do both. Camera 2: maybe the blonde and brunette in the back if they weren't blocked by the pluto. I mean wow...her rolls are bigger than her ta-tas...
all of them
but still
i found this thread on another board
and its nice
http://mb20.scout.com/fsouthcarolina19141frm18.showMessageRange?topicID=48217.topic&start=1&stop=20
Well done, igy.
Real Nice :yay
i don't know about all of them. there are some gnarles lookin chics. or 8 beer consuming chics...
This may be IGY's single most important contribution to CF.
This may be IGY's only single most important contribution to CF.
that volleyball player is bangin...especially for a volleyball player
I don't know. I rather like his contribution when he's away from the board altogether.
how else would you get your eagle 411 since you dont watch the games
To get back to the original question of this thread, I just finished counting.
I would hit 839 of them.
thats it?
Goddamn :drool
on the first page, the one of the girls in bikinis on the beach standing up. yea, they dont look a day older than 16. which is fine, i mean. if theres fluff on the muff, shes old enough.
Quote from: MDS on October 27, 2006, 11:14:03 AM
on the first page, the one of the girls in bikinis on the beach standing up. yea, they dont look a day older than 16. which is fine, i mean. i dig older chicks.
#1 all day!!!
(http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid215/pbefc1f7a904e9e5316c913468a42d075/ecc8e6a8.jpg)
Meh. #5 (far right), I suppose. Looks like she has a nice rack.
I'd tag them all, but only if it was at the same time.
#3 is the ugliest, so she's probably the freakiest. Probably takes it up rectum without questions or hesitation.
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/PeeDeeCock/440473159UeiTPf_ph.jpg)
This doesn't even look legal!
Colleges of America.... shaping our youth one ho at a time!
From L to R:
G - Meh. No thanks.
O - No way in hell.
C - Yes, please. And a second helping.
O - She can suck it if she wants to. I'd hit it after 6 crack juices.
C - Mooooooo. But she can also suck it. With the lights out.
K - Hell yes. Over and over and over again. And over again.
S - She looks like a goer, so sure. She wouldn't get my "A" game for obvious reasons.
Gimme the O (in the middle) and the K... OK!
7 bellies, and 5 belly button adornments.
Who told women that is a good look?
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 30, 2006, 04:58:34 PM
Gimme the O (in the middle) and the K... OK!
I'm with you on that one. Oklahoma needs re-conquering.
The truth is that none of these girls would turn anyone's head but I appreciate the effort so the least I can do is judge them. From L to R:
G - There's something farged up with her face. And body, but with enough alcohol, sure.
O - The butt. If she begged for it. Which she would.
C - She has a stupid face. Hit.
O - Easily the best of the bunch. Tall. relatively good shape. Yes.
C - This girl looks like she'd be the best of the bunch in the sack. She has forsaken the gym to stay home and suckle penises. Tops and tails. Nothing else.
K - Again, I'm unimpressed with the face, but yeah better then most.
S - Also appears to enjoy the cock. I'm guessing everywhere. Yes, that includes her ears.
Wrong. "K" is the best of the bunch overall.
These bitches are prime candidates for elimidate. No wonder people out there rape their own mothers.
If sober everyone of them accept for GO, if drunk every last one of them. The first one is a little strange looking, but I have farged far worse in an altered state of mind.
g - possible man
o - possible multiple teeth missing
c - facial
o - hit
c - pull your skirt up you sloppy bitch
k - her stomach looks like mine
s - anal
G - Yes
O - Not even with Beermonkey's dick.
C - Yes
O - Until I Dehydrated Myself
C - Yes
K - After an eight ball and a gallon of SoCo
S - Hell yeah. She looks like the drunken whore of the bunch. Which is always nice.
G - looks like a little retarded boy dressed as a girl. what the farg is wrong with you people? you guys need to get laid more often.
I would hit all of them if they spelled out GOCONG. But since they don't, I would do them for a fee. Except the one in the middle. She'd get it for free.
(http://www.bustonian.com/uploads/images/Place%20Girls.jpg)
top right = 9?
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 05, 2006, 08:53:13 PM
(http://www.bustonian.com/uploads/images/Place%20Girls.jpg)
top right = 9?
Glasses - no
Peach shirt with giant breastesses - oh yeah
Black shirt - sure, why not
Brown track jacket - yeah, she looks a little like Ashley Blue
Chick with beer - only if she lets me drink her beer and about 7 or 8 more
Blonde with blue shirt - yes
Glasses - No.
Peach Titties - Until death do us part.
Beer in hand - No.
Blonde next to her - sure.
Pole girls - yes, and by the looks of them, together in a pool of peanut oil.
Yes to all except the chick w/the glasses and the one with the beer.
The brunette in the top right would get it first though. She's basically asking for an ass violation. Then it's on to Ms. Funbags.
The ho with the big tits if she wears a paper bag
I know this game is for fun and all...but, seriously, any dude on here that says they wouldn't do all of them except glasses and beer hand is either a liar or short on testosterone. And, let's face it, under certain conditions most of you are even going to throw one to the other two and hope no one finds out.
Quote from: Zanshin on November 06, 2006, 07:50:16 AM
I know this game is for fun and all...but, seriously, any dude on here that says they wouldn't do all of them except glasses and beer hand is either a liar or short on testosterone. And, let's face it, under certain conditions most of you are even going to throw one to the other two and hope no one finds out.
Wrong. I think the "chick" with the beer might be a tranny.
So you're saying you'd go for "her" first?
id destroy every last one of them except for erc stoltz
and id marry the 9
Quote from: Zanshin on November 06, 2006, 10:03:39 AM
So you're saying you'd go for "her" first?
If by "go for" you mean beat "her" to death with that beer bottle, then yes.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 06, 2006, 10:06:11 AM
id destroy every last one of them except for erc stoltz
Be more specific.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 05, 2006, 08:53:13 PM
(http://www.bustonian.com/uploads/images/Place%20Girls.jpg)
Bump for the new page.
And I have to agree about the broad with the beer bottle. She's maybe 22 yet she looks like she's been partying for 10 years straight in that shot.
Yikes.
Yeaup all except glasses and maybe beer biatch.
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/41/180px-Stoltz.jpg)
she looks more like
(http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-content/themes/wfme/images/entries/ericmask.jpg)
the top right is just filthy you can tell. the other pole girl is boring as hell, but why not.
and i would do glasses before beer chick any day.
peaches, yes.
i don't really dig the blonde in the bottom right either, but i'm sure it would would take me six seconds to change my mind.
Quote from: phattymatty on November 06, 2006, 12:02:58 PM
i'm sure it would would take me six seconds to change my mind.
and another 3 to finish the job?
i'd give her a sexy explosion all over her stomach
Puking on a chick's stomach after too many tequila's is sexy?
Aight.
(http://www.czabe.com/images/snicky/snicky649-2.jpg)
Holy shtein...
ummm....both?
Filthy. Just filthy. I like it.
Oh my....oh my....Ukraine....I like!
www.myspace.com/39429705
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 05, 2006, 08:53:13 PM
(http://www.bustonian.com/uploads/images/Place%20Girls.jpg)
i'll be the CF wingman and throw glasses a splash since no one else will, and we all know that she's be the cock blocker and wouldn't let any of you near the others. you can thank me later
Did you see all that loot she had? I'm pretty sure that makes her Kaiser Sose's wife, and you don't want to farg with that.
Boners.
Quote from: mussa on November 07, 2006, 05:47:06 PM
Oh my....oh my....Ukraine....I like!
www.myspace.com/39429705
Ukraine chicks are teh hot. I'm going back someday. Of course, it will be with my daughter, so that will probably not be as cool as I imagine it now.
Isn't your daughter a Ukraine chick?
Yes, but she's too young to be hot yet.
And I fear the day that gets there. I'll have to start killing teenage boys.
Take her down to East St. Louis and let her pick from the litter.
Quote from: MDS on November 08, 2006, 01:13:22 AM
Take her down to East St. Louis and let her pick from the litter.
:-D
have kevin stevens show her around
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2006, 03:06:37 PM
(http://www.czabe.com/images/snicky/snicky649-2.jpg)
Holy shtein...
You're lookin' fine, Oklahoma...
(http://www.murdoch.edu.au/ciee/pages/Fall%202003%20-%20MR%20and%20Random%20Shots/CIEE%20Girls.JPG)
From L to R
Maybe, thats a dude, nope, probably not, yuck, need to see more but not looking good, no, haha yes please
I can't stop laughing at #2. Mostly because she does look like a dude, but she's also got that sweatshirt on which obviously says Germany and Gym on it.......which makes me think of Hanz and Franz.......which makes me laugh even more..........which turns me on.
BJ
looks like she's 14, and not worth the jail time at all
in the rectum
no
hell no
looks crazy in a good way - HIT
meh, after a few drinks
TF after I'm smashed off my gourd
except for the retard id run thru the whole crew
Your a shameless bastich IGY. I like that in a black man.
igy is not black. he is african-american.
2 is obviously copping a feel on 3.
1. no brainer
2. I think thats Hybonic
3. yes, but I'll bet shes "furry"
4. yes, tall girls are good in bed
5. no, looks like the Joker in batman
6. Yes, see #4
7. Yeah but I'll bet you would hear "I can't" "I don't do that" and "We shouldn't" for about two hours first.
8. no brainer, looks like that hottie Jenna Bush
(http://www.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/11/rodmanbigkiss.jpg)
sober it would be none of them. after loosening up, probably the one on the right.
oh, and that's dennis rodman in the middle. how the mighty have fallen, from carmen electra to these horse faces.
I'd hit that face growing out of the one on the right's shoulder. And the one on the right.
Since they're hanging with Worm, I wouldn't touch any of them. I'm fairly certain that Rodman is going to have an STD or some sort of death virus named after him one day and those bitches got it in the developmental stage. Lucky them.
far right
At first I thought the one on the far left had some sort of cutout in her outfit and that was a nasty stretch mark blotch or whatever - then I realized it was the other ugly bitch's hand. Yuck.
the nose on that one is amazing...i cant get past her to even rate the others
MDS's Photo:
1. Maybe - gotta see the trunk first.
2. :-D
3. No
4. Yes
5. No
6. Yes
7. No
8. If she lost 30.
matty's Photo:
All no.
Some party girls.
(http://www.vitaminvband.com/admin/images/Fan%20Pics/MagicBag8.jpg)
yellow please
all...hard
all....soft and gentle
Quote from: Father Demon on November 14, 2006, 02:41:42 PM
Some party girls.
(http://www.vitaminvband.com/admin/images/Fan%20Pics/MagicBag8.jpg)
Yes. Maybe even with the lights on.
Yes. Filthily.
Yes. But only with #2 in the mix too. She's into it.
Double yes.
1. only if she takes off those freaky red contact lenses!!!! !
2. jeezus, she looks like a bigtime goer. she's get it rough.
3. nice tongue - I'll give her something to do with it
4. looks like a tease, so she'd get it in the butt
Dem hoz is durty.... and that is just sooo right.
Four Times Dirty Whores = Massive Hittage.
Ummm... :sly
(http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1323/tracey20tara20shockerrc1.jpg)
Automatic hit. No hesitations. No questions asked.
Not only would I hit it, but I would satisfy their request for a shocker as well. 2 in the goo and 1 in the poo. Actually, the one on the left would get 2 in the poo and 1 in the goo. I think she'd prefer it that way.
Pass.
^ Get the farg out of this thread. ^
And don't come back until you've turned heterosexual again.
I like 'em fat.
We need to find MDS a fat, jewish princess. That's like picking out a blind guy on a nude beach. It ain't hard.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 14, 2006, 08:39:54 PM
We need to find MDS a fat, jewish princess. That's like picking out a blind guy on a nude beach. It ain't hard.
Must be a Jew. I wouldnt soil my thunder in some goy.
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/richbo/jap.jpg)
You're welcome.
(http://www.frameline.org/festival/30th/images/FatGirls-greenroom.jpg)
the dude- hey now. i dont swing that way. send him over to bionics place.
blonde- abso farging lutely not
tub- jackpot. in the pooper.
just so i could have a good laugh with my friends the next day, i probably would too.
Quote from: Father Demon on November 14, 2006, 09:45:49 PM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/richbo/jap.jpg)
You're welcome.
:-D
A couple years back I got an email one day from some Jewish dating service. I don't know why though. I'm not Jewish. But the thing that kind of threw me for a loop was that I recieved it at my work email address. I have no idea how they got it because I don't sign up for anything with my work addy. I thought nothing of it and deleted it. But every day for about a week they kept coming. I even clicked on the link that's supposed to tell them to quit emailing me but that didn't work either.
So after a week and a half of this shtein, I forwarded the email to my personal account and when I got home I created an account under the identity of Adolf Hitler. My account was quickly terminated and I never recieved anymore emails from them.
Quote from: MDS on November 14, 2006, 09:53:30 PM
(http://www.frameline.org/festival/30th/images/FatGirls-greenroom.jpg)
The fat chick on the right looks like that fat chick in the Steelers t-shirt in that one pic. I can't find it, though.
all obese white chicks look and smell the same
Quote from: Father Demon on November 15, 2006, 09:31:47 AM
Like chicken?
that's been sitting in a dumpster for a week in the middle of July.
Like chicken?
its more bologna and wet dog...tho there tends to be a slight whiff of egg and tuna in there with fat white bitches and really fat white people in general
tell us more about white people in general, oh wise one. also black people in general. that will be enlightening I'm sure
Quote from: MDS on November 14, 2006, 09:53:30 PM
(http://www.frameline.org/festival/30th/images/FatGirls-greenroom.jpg)
the dude- hey now. i dont swing that way. send him over to bionics place.
blonde- abso farging lutely not
tub- jackpot. in the pooper.
All three. At the same time. With whipped cream.
(http://pubpages.unh.edu/~bsp2/images/boston-31.jpg)
2 3 and 4 to get to 1 and 5.
Left - Nice look, nice tan, AND she's holding a Keystone beer. Over and over again.
Back middle and back right - If they got very drunk and made out with each other, I might throw an assist, but I'd probably just let them have their lesbo party and focus on the other girls.
Front middle - TF. TF. TF. She'd get it all over her face and like it.
Front right - Extremely cute. I'd gladly break her in real respectable-like. Then not so respectable-like. Then downright filthy.
Middle back and middle right no. The rest with vigorousnessssssssss
The bookends definitely get it.
Honwhorable mention goes to the blonde slut in the back who clearly has her fingers up #5's ass in that shot.
Key light girl, striped big tits and her shoulder hugger would get it
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061116/i/r1590512013.jpg)
:o
Most of them look like anorexic model types.
The chocolate beauty in the front would get it over and over. And over.
(http://www.biozentrum.unibas.ch/cornelis/pictures/Cornelis/2004_group_Cornelis.jpg)
ladies:
glasses on the left- a wee bit old, but why not.
red sweatshirt- some beer in me and yes
freak next to her- uhhh no
colored gal- yessss
denim- shoot me
asian- horsehead pass
the man above the asian- no
t-neck sweater- thats disgusting
next to the guy with the dumbass smile- hmmm sexy pose, but probably musty
the dude with the soul patch is a homo
the dude on the left with the glasses is annoying
the dude in the back with blonde hair is the only seemingly relativley normal person there
old man laughing- boom
that asian girl make me raff
Is there some reason MDS continues to post photos with guys in them?
Hey dipshtein... chicks only, alright?
Jesus.
He's sensitive to PG's needs.
the chick in the middle with black turtle neck and plaid skirt would get it. oh yes, she would
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 17, 2006, 03:11:24 PM
Is there some reason MDS continues to post photos with guys in them?
Hey dipshtein... chicks only, alright?
Jesus.
i come across good pics and some have guys. not hard to ignore them, or in the case of bionic, reveal your homoerotic fantasties.
Quote from: MDS on November 17, 2006, 03:37:46 PM
i come across good pics and some have guys
Wrong. The chicks in that pic aren't even hot.
well, that's the point isn't it? a pic with a bunch of smoking hot bitches is no fun. we'd all hit all of 'em. the good pics are the ones with a bunch of mediocre broads, so you gotta find a reason to say you'd lay one of 'em
There should be at least one smoking hot girl in the picture. In the one he just posted, only the brunette in the black shirt is worth it, and she's far from smoking hot. Plus, the chicks in the picture should be really farging hot if there are also a bunch of dudes in it.
well, that's the point isn't it? a pic with a bunch of smoking hot bitches is no fun. we'd all hit all of 'em. the good pics are the ones with a bunch of mediocre broads, so you gotta find a reason to say you'd lay one of 'em
this is correct
you also shouldnt go googling to find these pics...it should come naturally...otherwise you get douches like mds posting 20 pics a day and turning the thread into a borefest
and NO DOODS!!
alright you lazy pack of bitches. I've been holding out the "how many would you hit" goldmine that is facebook. Most of those kiddies are of age. But even the crazies out there, diomedes im lookin at you you sick son of a bitch, dont care either way.
(http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v45/203/95/154100842/n154100842_30060568_5934.jpg)
Those girls are like 12. I ain't saying shtein. :-X
I'd prolly hit al of them. Except that fat biatch front, left wearing black pants, black jacket and white shirt. And I'd leave that skank alone in the back, right corner. The one that everyone is making a point to stay away from, probably because her vadge smells like it just ate a bag of doritos and an onion.
The rest would probably get it, if for nothing else, statistical purposes.
too many to play the game. gimme a pic with 8 or fewer, dumbass.
I'm as homophobic as the next guy. I'm willing to admit that.
That has nothing to do with me not wanting photos with guys in them in this thread.
Again - chicks only. Hot, mediocre, ugly... hell, even girls who are Steelers fans are fine, just no men.
Capiche?
Here - I'll make it so simple that even a Temple Student can figure it out.
Here's some Temple sororitutes - how many would you hit:
(http://www.temple.edu/ambler/news/images/Gamma%20Sig-for%20web.jpg)
l to r
1 is she pregnant? no thanks
2 nice figure, but probably the most uptight of the bunch once the door closes. still...yes.
3 man
4 man's little brother.
5 too big to parade around town, but probably the most fun of the bunch. after several drinks, happily.
#2 is like "one of these things is not like the other"...
1 - Meh. After some drinks.
2 - Yes. Boioioing.
3 - I'll bet her face looks just fine after some partying, but... I don't know. Probably.
4 - AGH! No.
5 - I'll bet she has to give great BJ's. I'd let her.
I forgot to play... :-D
1. Sure, if I must.
2. Ummm... yes please.
3. I'm thinking she looks better made up. Then again, maybe not. So, NO.
4. She's the kind of girl who helps you break up with your girlfriend and then blows you. Which is nice.
5. Intriguing. She's obviously a scale-tipper but she looks like if she ever dropped the Freshman 20 (or in her case 40) she'd be a definite hit. Eh - who am I kidding - yeah, I'd hit it. And then you guys could laugh at me or something.
1. A little pudgy but... sure, why not?
2. I'd blow her back out.
3. Yeah, sure.
4. Hell no.
5. No chubbs.
#2 with fury,
the rest are dogs :fire
(http://www.collegeofthedesert.edu/uploadedImages/women's%20soccer%20team%2004.JPG)
Holla at some sweaty bitches
Quote from: MDS on December 01, 2006, 04:17:32 PM
(http://www.collegeofthedesert.edu/uploadedImages/women's%20soccer%20team%2004.JPG)
Holla at some sweaty bitches
[holla]Come back when you're legal!![/holla]
top left to right:
1. ummm maybe.
2. no, she looks like a 14 year old guatemalen boy
3. uggggggly no'
4. thats a man
5. she looks like this 16 year old kid i know, except flatter.
6. sexy pose, but butch.
7. im quite positive that she once had a penis
bottom:
1. the fact that she is sticking her tits out turns me on. and theres nothing there is that is saying no go, so ill say yessss
2. even igy would pass
3. alvin the chipmunk look alike. no.
4. yikes
so, thats a 1.5 for 11? good work.
get some legals for christ sake
Dio these birds are from a college soccer team. I dont lie. Check the url, nerd.
They may be technially legal, but they look like children. So, no thanks.
College of the Desert? Sounds prestigious.
Edit: Ugh, nevermind. Site won't let me use the URL to post the pic.
I'll find a way though.
Quote from: Beef Rapp on December 01, 2006, 04:37:08 PM
College of the Desert? Sounds prestigious.
C.O.D.-fish?
Quote from: Beef Rapp on December 01, 2006, 04:37:08 PM
College of the Desert? Sounds prestigious.
The have a womens volleyball team too.
(http://www.collegeofthedesert.edu/uploadedImages/Volleyball.jpg)
Lets get this back on track. MDS has done enough damage.
(http://www.drunkuniversity.com/drunk_photos/_files/photogallery/webpicsara5.jpg)
Yes to all except the fat brunette 2nd from the right.
Let's make it challenging. Pick your Top 3.
Quote from: Father Demon on December 01, 2006, 05:21:42 PM
Let's make it challenging. Pick your Top 3.
OK, how about the 3 I can actually see?
far left, center blonde w/ black tank, far right
far left has man boobs. gross.
Quote from: Father Demon on December 01, 2006, 05:21:42 PM
Let's make it challenging. Pick your Top 3.
Middle, back and far right.
There's something about the chick on the left.....cute face but she looks like she's either fat or pregnant and has really tiny titties. It's hard to tell because her arm's in the way but I'm pretty sure that's all belly behind it.
That means she absolutely must give excellent head.
The girl in the back is perfect for Jay.
Quick "Desperate Housewives" edition:
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20061201/capt.sge.rkg82.011206212825.photo00.photo.default-512x342.jpg)
From Left to Right:
Yes, Yes, No, With The Quickness & Hell Yeah.
(http://64.111.216.18/ul/1633-th8.jpg)
passs
Quote from: Butchers Bill on December 01, 2006, 05:09:07 PM
Quote from: Beef Rapp on December 01, 2006, 04:37:08 PM
College of the Desert? Sounds prestigious.
The have a womens volleyball team too.
(http://www.collegeofthedesert.edu/uploadedImages/Volleyball.jpg)
The girl standing on the left and her asian friend right next to her would both get it.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 01, 2006, 06:02:23 PM
Quick "Desperate Housewives" edition:
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20061201/capt.sge.rkg82.011206212825.photo00.photo.default-512x342.jpg)
From Left to Right:
Yes, Yes, No, With The Quickness & Hell Yeah.
yes, yes, yes....but then I'd punch her in the vadge, farg yeah & I would do tongue stands on her fart box for an hour.
Oh, and MDS.......dude, you really suck at this thread.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 01, 2006, 06:02:23 PM
Quick "Desperate Housewives" edition:
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20061201/capt.sge.rkg82.011206212825.photo00.photo.default-512x342.jpg)
1. Yessir
2. Yessir
3. Nah
4. Yessir
5. Like Tony only wishes he could.
I would hit top left and bottom left on MDs's lil soccer bitches.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 01, 2006, 07:09:20 PM
Oh, and MDS.......dude, you really suck at this thread.
you suck at.....eating...paper. bahaha.
)Desperate Housewives) All of you passing on the third but hitting the first don't have penises. For real.
^ Exhibit A...
(http://www.desperateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/felicityandbillmacy.jpg)
:paranoid
Anyone ever see that pic of Eva without makeup? Good lord she looks like a starvin kid from Peru diggin through trash. shes fugly.
And you would hit it again and again, or you're gay.
i would beat her with my meatcicle until her face was black and blue..then i would gag her with some trash...and then hit it... :paranoid
(http://photos-817.ak.facebook.com/ip001/v10/214/6/8201874/n8201874_4165817_3006.jpg)
All of them.
Stop it.
Yeah, that too.
pirates booty for sure
Shame on you MDS. Ive seen some hot collge chicks at Cecil B. Moore station and these are not any of them. Take a camera with you today when your waking through campus and take some real pictures damnit.
Yea ok let's do something to make me look even more like an ass
Tell them you're takin pics for school newsletter...they'll never know. You have hr and half til its dark. Get snappin
buy me a camera
Quote from: MDS on December 02, 2006, 04:43:14 PM
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All of them.
I'm going to bathe in the blood of your first born.
go Manny
(http://static.flickr.com/32/51947382_ef6c5c7d12.jpg)
the pink skirt gets a maybe but it's not a great group either....
Is that a Texans jersey?
I wonder if he has his hand on that dudes butt?
The one in the back left w/ the orange skirt is the best.
tall blonde opens wide and has a slutty tounge stud. a recipe for some good mouth party.
Out of all of those you pic the one with the pink skirt?
Do you like them german and mannish?
Pink skirt looks like she's trying to keep her package from falling out.
The girl on the far right looks like she's related to John Elway.
The one in the front, right with the pink top looks like her head was pressed together on the way out of the womb and never regained it's shape.
The rest would get it. Including Manny.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 05, 2006, 02:17:39 AM
Pink skirt looks like she's trying to keep her package from falling out.
The rest would get it. Including Manny.
:-D
(http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile2/969/21/n8214267_21316.jpg)
looks like someone has a crush on the striking lad in the gray sweatshirt
duane?
thanks for gaying this thread up even more than i did, spunk junkie.
Romes.
Let me help you guys out again.
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/richbo/279511e.jpg)
Fortunately, the cowboy hats make them easiest to separate. Every bitch with a hat is out. Top left is hedious...looks like a she's caught a strong case of the Downs. Bottom right after a lot of booze. Everyone else gets it, but the one in the middle front would get the special ass to mouth treatment.
The chick in the blue cowboy hat would get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face for a) wearing a blue cowboy hat and b) leaving the strap hang out. Then, as she lay on the ground unconscious I'd drag her into an alley and let homeless guys rub one out in her hair.
I'd do the one next to her.....the one with the beak for a nose......but only if she let me wear my Eagles beak while I'm shagging her. That way, she'd finally understand why all the men she's ever been with have insisted on only doing her from behind or with the lights out.
Front row, right. She looks like if she has one more bad experience with a man, she'll be cutting her hair, hitting the gym and becoming a butch lesbo.
I think I'd sling some throat yogurt at the rest of them. Even the one that DC thinks has the Downs. In fact, I hope she does because I've always wondered what the mentally handicapped sound like when you break open their cinnamon ring without asking.
Probably all of them. Even the Mexican in the back. Nice lime shirt, amigo.
Not forty IQ points between 'em, but I'm sure they can tell you what happened on Lost last night.
Hell, the blue hat cant even remember to zip up :-D But im married so i'd give it to them all. :paranoid
Turquoise shirt, black shirt row 2 and the broad in the back with the black choker would get the hammer.
The rest would not.
BTW: WTF is with the girl in the tan cowboy hat? Jesus honey - RHINOPLASTY much? :sly
Lower right yellow shirt is a lesbian.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 09, 2006, 08:45:29 AM
Lower right yellow shirt is a lesbian.
Right. And not in a good way either. She's a switchblade dyke if ever I saw one.
Did that bitch put blue eye shadow on her teeth too? They look blue.
The one next to the dude in the tan straw hat would get it.
So it looks like they were in mexico, how many micky coolatas did they have that night ^-^
The one in blue has so much eye makeup she's got raccoon eyes.
Yellow plaid shirt w/black undershirt would get that ass lit up.
Other than that... kinda slim pickins... maybe the one in the choker in the back... although she looks 12. Of course, that could only help her case.
I posted this in the "taterskins Talk" thread in the football forum but I might as well go ahead and post it here just in case it gets disappeared:
(http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6725/taterskinscheerleadersky9.jpg)
They'd all get it except for Peanut Butter & Jelly Head middle-front on her knees. Girlfriend next to her is "til death do us part" material except for the taterskins rags.
i just met the black girl up top a few nights ago at one of my neighborhood bars.
she's hot as shtein.
which one? if you mean the one NOT looking toward the ground, i wanna know: was she as uppity in person as she looks in that photo?
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 09, 2006, 03:19:42 PM
(http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6725/taterskinscheerleadersky9.jpg)
I made out with one of those girls a couple of times in high school. Like 15-year-olds-in-the-back-of-a-movie-theater made out. It was hot. Second base rules.
(http://www.wolfendales.com/cpg149/albums/2006/111106/normal_CIMG3805.JPG)
How much do I have to pay to have all four at once? $600?
That one was probably too easy, this one might require some concerted decision making...
(http://www.wolfendales.com/cpg149/albums/2006/under%2021/normal_CIMG4556.jpg)
Jesus Christ, now THIS is the kind of photo we should be looking at.
chubbie left..after drinks, yes. obscured left..is that a guy? Demi Moore freak...you bet. Braces girl, no way, but the blond standing behind her would get it. Brunette in white top with trashy smile gets it, man/dyke obscured behind her and far right couldn't pay me for it.
The one in the middle looks 12 years old; either her mouth is full of metal or she just chomped on a chocolate dragon before the photo was taken.
top blonde and the slut next to her on the right. the others can fondle one of my balls.
Third from the left, the blonde in the white shirt third from the right, and the slut in the back with her fingers up the 12 year old's ass -- they would all get a taste of the Little Demon.
The rest can watch, and cheer me on.
(http://www.catchduhbuzz.com/images/gallery/pow/week9/pic6m.jpg)Here's some bar pics (http://www.catchduhbuzz.com/)
yes, yes, yes, no, and a big no for the dude.
Quote from: Eaglez on December 11, 2006, 10:17:52 PM
That one was probably too easy, this one might require some concerted decision making...
(http://www.wolfendales.com/cpg149/albums/2006/under%2021/normal_CIMG4556.jpg)
None of them... because unlike Chuggie, I have no fantasies of getting my ass busted open by some guy in prison.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 12, 2006, 09:18:35 AM
(http://www.catchduhbuzz.com/images/gallery/pow/week9/pic6m.jpg)Here's some bar pics (http://www.catchduhbuzz.com/)
Is that Phreak in the back left?
:paranoid :paranoid
Yeah, I tore up the one front left.
That explains the red panic button she's wearing. :yay
:-D :flipoff
Are you sure it's not one of these:
(http://www.oculuspress.com/picture$512)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/1550696007_l.jpg)
Far right. All day.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. But really...what these uptight teasing chicks need is an 8 foot tall shipskin wearing barbarian to ream their brown buds all night long.
Which rules me out.
Yeti, gonna have to pass this job over to you...
Every one of them at the same time. I'd even tear it up while they open up their gifts.
1- Yes
2- if im drunkz
3- i can't tell whats up with her face but the body would get it
4 - yes please
yes to all 4
I'd hit all 4 but the one in the white looks like she has the same plastic surgeon as Jerrah Jones.
I'd take the bookends and leave the innards to my wingman, ttllabtoff.
the first one looks like the abominable snowman from rudolph
(http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5389/z6jo.jpg)
I like 'em educated so I can bust off on they glasses.
the one in the black outfit has some serious f-me eyes.
The second girl in the first picture posted on this page looks like Blossom
(http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/5052/the20halloween20girlsws8.jpg)
Top L - has to be a man in drag
next - possibly man in drag's boyfriend
next - Yes, please. I bet that naughty schoolgirl isn't wearing any panties.
next - jury's out - looks possible
Top R - No. No. Hell no.
Bottom L - No thanks on the lazy eye.
Bottom R - Hell yes. EightyTwelve times.
Quote from: hbionic on December 15, 2006, 02:33:42 PM
(http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5389/z6jo.jpg)
I'd hit them all because they remind me of Chuggie's mom after I put a bag on her head.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/1356215693_l.jpg)
All of them. At the same time. Now.
All of them while the dude doing the bunny ears films it.
Every one of them would get the Alabama Blacksnake...
No throw outs in the front row.
Asian bitches are the only ones that can have a weird looking body and still be hot. :drool
(http://www.morningbellonline.com/golden%20girls.jpg)
I'd do Blanche
Quote from: mussa on December 20, 2006, 12:36:19 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/1356215693_l.jpg)
This isn't a matter of how many would you hit. Quite obviously, all of them. The real question here is in what order do you hit them?
From left to right:
1. She'd get it last. She appears to have the least developed body out of all of them.
2. First. No doubt. In fact, she would get it between rounds with the others. .
3. Fourth. It's hard to tell what her body looks like but she's making a weird face and I don't like it. She can wait her turn.
4. Fifth. Her body looks to be a bit under developed as well but she's got a cuter face that the first girl so she get's the edge there.
5. Second. Cute face and a little meat on her bones. Looks like she may have a nice figure. I would allow her to join in with me and girl #2.
6. Third. I just get the feeling that she likes being on top which would make her an ideal "half time" candidate to allow me to catch a breather before taking on the 2nd half of the line up.
This pic by the way was pulled from page 26 of the newest "Where's Satoshi" book series. I still don't see him.
Also, there's always has to be a motherfarger with a gang of girls who ain't farging any of them.
Quote from: hbionic on December 20, 2006, 01:04:55 PM
Asian bitches are the only ones that can have a weird looking body and still be hot. :drool
Especially when they are Malaysian shemales, right?
Especially.
Why is it that hot asians chicks are always with like 5 or more other hot asians chicks? Is this some cruel trick God is playing on us?
Because they use boats not kayaks.
me love them long time.
because they are all a bunch of goddamned cock teases. they dress like sluts, but haven't ever kissed a boy, much less rubbed his spooge into their little titties. they get security in numbers.
You sound a little upset there Dio. Seems like you've been rejected by one of these whore-packs before.
If' you're horny, always go for the ugly one...always. Guranteed poont.
(http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/gallery/missnevada/nevada03.jpg)
merry christmas
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on December 21, 2006, 05:13:51 PM
(http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/gallery/missnevada/nevada03.jpg)
I'd hit all six of 'em.
good GAWD.... I love me some canadians
I'd hit all of 'em, eh.
10 Dallas strippers charged with prostitution....check out the mugshots here:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0112071houston1.html
1.) yep
2.) after the fifth drink, yeah. but she'd better wash her farging hair first
3.) yeah, she'd get it
4.) no thanks..too soft and pasty looking
5.) oh my god no
6.) horsewoman can go chew oats, no thanks
7.) gladly...pretty girl
8.) No thanks. this one looks like the B-team..probably some kind of russian import
9.) frizzy skinny daddy's girl gone bad, no thanks
10.) ack!! send directly to prison for looks alone..
1) no
2) jeezus Christ no
3) bow chicka bow wow (yes)
4) agh! (no)
5) that's a man (no)
6) gimme a 6-pack and an extra-thick rubber
7) Maybe - I need more information on the forehead - is that skin grafts or something?
8.) no no no
9) she looks innocent, which is a lie, but if she can play innocent also... Yes, please.
10) see #5
I hate seeing pictures of strippers out of their element. I would prefer to think they all like they do when I see them when I'm drunk at 2 am and in poor lighting. Real life ruins the mood.
Out of the 10 Dallas strippers I pick: None of the above
Quote from: mussa on December 20, 2006, 12:36:19 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/1356215693_l.jpg)
Every single one except for the one all the way to the left. She's got a face like a foot.
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 12, 2007, 02:09:32 PM
1) no
2) jeezus Christ no
3) bow chicka bow wow (yes)
4) agh! (no)
5) that's a man (no)
6) gimme a 6-pack and an extra-thick rubber
7) Maybe - I need more information on the forehead - is that skin grafts or something?
8.) no no no
9) she looks innocent, which is a lie, but if she can play innocent also... Yes, please.
10) see #5
9 is the hottest one. And the one who looks liek she doesn't give a damn, which I like.
Everytime I get an erection for wanting to cage those asian bitches, I see that picture.
I would have to say that I would do everyone of those strippers. The reason is because every time I go to a strip club, I am or on the verge of black out status.
Problems. You have them.
OK, freaks... let's hear it.
(http://www.ifbb.com/contestresults/04worldwomen/photo4.jpg)
They look like they've been run through the laminating machine.
Body Building women, only look good when they are not pumped up...and if they have nice grills...which isn't usually the case.
We'd probably all do them. Only because they can force us. :paranoid
I don't care how much they punch me, I'm not getting wood.
I'd hit the one on the left.
Quote from: methdeez on January 14, 2007, 11:40:44 PM
I'd hit the one on the left.
So would I. With a 2X4. But the 2X4 would probably break in half. And then she'd do the same to me.
I can only imagine that sucking on their tah-tahs would be like like sucking on the corner of a brick.
The one on the left looks like she's at least got a decent mug and least manly body out of the 3. So she'd be the one to get it. I suspect that she would kill and devour me immediately after the deed is done though. Like a black widow or praying mantis. And that makes me sad.
Disgusting.
(http://media.collegehumor.com/ch6/f/5/collegehumor.47fab71f48251b3c367025b5e7157d65.jpg)
no no maybe maybe no no
I would happily tear them limb from limb for all of that delicious malt liquor, however.
no
no
in the face
in the butt
hell no
a dirty yes
Yes
No
No
Repeatedly
Agh!
No
after drinks
same
she gets a facial
hell yes
after drinks
yes
No
No
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
No
Yes6
Askmen.com's top 99 most desirable women of 2007 (http://www.askmen.com/specials/2007_top_99/index.html)
Beyonce as number 1? Err... ok.
Beyonce's definitely hittable but the most desirable woman on earth?
Come on.
:-D
Beyonce at #1, Aisha Tyler at #79, Gabrielle Union in the 90's...
Ha. Something does not compute.
I'll tell you this much. Beyonce may not be #1... but she's damn sure right up there.
As forAisha Tyler... she's pretty and all, but I never really got the obsession with her.
I'm with you on Gabrielle Union though. #94?!?!?! That's complete bullshtein because there are barely 3 women on the planet more slammin' than she is... let alone 93.
Eva Mendez should definitely be higher than she is too... somewhere in the 40's?
... and I don't even need to tell you what I think of Halle Berry's ranking.
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 02, 2007, 12:52:10 AM
... and I don't even need to tell you what I think of Halle Berry's ranking.
Too high? Yeah, she's starting to look old.
Lohan at #50? She shouldn't even be on there.
Eva Mendes is goddamn smokin'
We're getting off topic, though.
Is there anyone on the list of 99 that you wouldn't bone?
Top 5 who I would hit:
1. Salma Hayek!!!(being at #32 is a crime)
2. Eva Mendes
3. Roselyn Sanchez
4. Paz Vega
5. Jennifer Lopez
Top 5 I would not hit:
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Mia Kirshner
3. Sienna Guillory
4. Molly Sims
5. Eva Green
I wonder if Phreak has a thing for Latinos? Haha.
Mia Kershner is hot. I'd bend that shtein sideways. As for the others, I'm not a massive fan of anyone, but the only one that I'd probably actually turn down is Lohan, as I don't want to get teh AIDS.
No love for Latinos...those are dudes.
Latinas are chicks. And its is shocking that they'd be all in my top 5. Vida Guerra would be #6 on there. Hell if I did a top 10 they'd all be latina chicks. Jessica Biel and Jessia Simpson would maybe make the top 10.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 02, 2007, 10:48:19 AM
No love for Latinos...those are dudes.
Latinas are chicks.
Whatever, nitpicky Spanish grammar douche.
:-D
I fell for that once and ever since I make sure there's an a on the end there.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 02, 2007, 11:07:43 AM
I fell for that once and ever since I make sure there's an a on the end there.
One of your Texas redneck buddies get you good, did he?
Phreak: I want to bone Salma Hayek so much.
redneck: Man, you really like you some Latinos, don't you?
Phreak: Yeah, man.
redneck: Yukety yuk! Bwahaha! Latin
os are guys, man! You're gay!
Phreak: Oh no! I just admitted I'm gay! Now I better make sure I study the gender of Spanish language so I don't do that again!
redneck: Don't you fret, Jay. Let's go chew some tobacky, shoot something, and spoon each other all night.
It was a mexican friend of mine who got me.
And remind me then next time I see you to choke you. :evil
I'm not afraid of your stangling.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2007, 09:09:19 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 02, 2007, 12:52:10 AM
... and I don't even need to tell you what I think of Halle Berry's ranking.
Too high? Yeah, she's starting to look old.
I
am going to kill you.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2007, 10:21:33 AM
We're getting off topic, though.
Is there anyone on the list of 99 that you wouldn't bone?
From what I remember, Lohan and the one chick... I think it was Eva Green. There may have been a couple others.
Ha. My work here is done.
I'm not kidding. Get your affairs in order.
Halle's the hottest 40 year old piece of tail on earth.
I just like to rile up Feva.
Actually, Halle's ahead of Alba right now on my list, thanks to Alba going all anorexic and shtein.
Feva is to Halle as Jay is to Salma.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 02, 2007, 12:14:48 PM
Feva is to Halle as Jay is to Salma.
as rjs is to Alba
as SunMo is to IGY
...
as FFatPatt is to Warfish
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2007, 12:10:23 PM
Actually, Halle's ahead of Alba right now on my list, thanks to Alba going all anorexic and shtein.
Trying to save your ass, I see. You're still a dead man.
:-D
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 02, 2007, 12:21:54 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2007, 12:10:23 PM
Actually, Halle's ahead of Alba right now on my list, thanks to Alba going all anorexic and shtein.
Trying to save your ass, I see. You're still a dead man.
You don't scare me. You know a black man couldn't get a fair trial for killing a white man in either of our home states.
Count your blessings that Johnnie Cochran is gone now.
His death is yet another of the white man's conspiracies to keep a brother down.
lets go people, find another picture...
I would eat a mile of Eva Mendez's shtein just to taste her ass. >:D
(http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/eva_mendes/eva-mendes-gm_l1.jpg)
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2007, 12:17:38 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 02, 2007, 12:14:48 PM
Feva is to Halle as Jay is to Salma.
as rjs is to Alba
as SunMo is to IGY
...
Not true. rjs, phreak and feva have no shot at banging their fantasy bitches. SunMo's probably dribbled his man bags on IGY's chin like Curly Neal evading a triple team.
Ha! :-D
Oh, and Eva is nude in Training Day. Not close up shots but you can see a flash of bush and her luscious ass.
Good movie, even better when I realized that was Eva.
Alba would happily bone me.
Your Welcome (http://www.flickr.com/photos/46899306@N00/)
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on February 03, 2007, 09:18:15 PM
[urlhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/46899306@N00/=]Your Welcome[/url]
No...
You're Welcome (http://www.flickr.com/photos/46899306@N00/)
Do whores know how whory they are? God bless'em. Anyways, I don't think I have enough lotion for all those pics.
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l134/birdfan_2006/db12029et2.jpg)
Center obviously.
To the right, I'd toss her the bone.
How about Bart Simpson on the left? :-D
yes please...
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/335991231_d1e8ce1b2c.jpg?v=0)
Um, yes.
corktease bitch needs a slap more than anything else
she's about as dirty as the inside lid of a clorox bottle
That's pretty dirty.
Whatever, girls are as dirty as you want them to be as long as you can get them off. Make their toes curl and they'll basically do anything. Just like us.
That particular girl above has never had an orgasm in her lilly white life.
that's because i haven't had my way...
i'll go down on her so long she won't have to shave for a month
She'd give you forty seconds if you're lucky.
Like he'd need more than that.
she'd be in her happy place and before she knew it, it would be dinner time
For a frigid tease like that, he'd need to give her some of Britt's heroin just to loosen her up enough so it MIGHT be possible.
all show no go on chicks like that one.
and with that, I'll stop ruining the party.
Cram her face in the toilet, flush it, then come on her face.
I hear that's the new ATM.
:-D
A finger or two in the ass would get things moving with her, I'm sure.
Yes.
To the two hotties up above, I'd do them the favor. To the not so hot friend, I'd do you the favor too. After 2 beers.
(http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/02/welcometoespnhenry.jpg)
probably, yes, hell yes, dude, after beers yes, yes, yes
#2 gets the hell yes.
quite frankly, i'd nail them all
That's a retread joke. AIDS.
#3 runs that group. All. Day. Long.
fo sho.
#2 is hotter.
you've officially lost your mind.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 14, 2007, 11:35:08 AM
#2 is hotter.
You're obviously just obsessed with height. I'm surprised Stephen's not your favorite.
not even a question, 2 is hotter
A) #2 is taller.
B) #3's ribcage is visible.
C) #3 has no titties.
D) #2 wins.
PS- The obsession with asian women escapes me.
#3 is hotter. #2 looks like a horse.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 14, 2007, 11:50:00 AM
PS- The obsession with asian women escapes me.
She's just hot. I don't think Asian women work on any higher a curve than any other race.
Oh, and #2's titties are horrendous implants.
Wow, now I'm completely confused. She doesn't have horseface at all. I think you're all idiots. IDIOTS, I say!
she is a tad horsey.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 14, 2007, 11:59:26 AM
Wow, now I'm completely confused. She doesn't have horseface at all. I think you're all idiots. IDIOTS, I say!
Listen to this man. I would love to tongue polish her mud nickle for hours and hours.
You're all scared of the goddessness that is tall women. Suckers.
If #3 were as tall as #2, she'd be ridiculously hotter and it wouldn't even be close.
As it is, the disparity is very large.
Agreed. the disparity is huge. #2 is hot. #3 is just ok.
Yukkity yukkity har har har.
You guys are talking like #2 is some sort of giant or something. The Asian chick is probably somewhere around 5ft tall so I'd be willing to bet that the other girl is no more than 5'6"/5'7". And I'm willing to bet they all are wearing high heels.
#2 wins.
i could give two shteins about a girl's height or ethnicity. 3 is bangin, 2 is penn state sorority girlish.
Quote from: phattymatty on February 14, 2007, 12:22:47 PM
i could give two shteins about a girl's height or ethnicity. 3 is bangin, 2 is penn state sorority girlish.
Are you saying you never banged a Penn State sorostitute?
of course, who hasn't? i said when i posted this i'd nail any one of them. however, if for some reason i had 2 and 3 both on their knees begging for it at the same time, i'd let 3 have it twice before letting 2 get a drag.
Excellently put. Agreed.
I think the two of you would actually like to hit each other. In the manbutt.
Queef
Quote from: rjs246 on February 14, 2007, 12:46:40 PM
I think the two of you would actually like to hit each other. In the manbutt.
You know from experience!4
#3 teh hottest.
Shut up.
I'm finished trying to convince you people of what is hot and what is not. So take your petite, underfed, flat assed asian girls and have fun with them. And take that drunk slut Tara Reid while your at it. It just leaves more women with actual figures to them for me.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 14, 2007, 11:43:50 AM
A) #2 is taller. - True
B) #3's ribcage is visible. - #2's would be as well if her long ass chin wasn't in the way.
C) #3 has no titties. - Neither does #2 without a receipt.
D) #2 wins. - Yes, she does win. "The Runner-Up of the Group" award.
suddenly I have an overwhelming urge to buy an iPod. (http://forums.appleinsider.com/showthread.php?t=71817)
I would iHit that so ifarging hard.
(http://rave.ca/?g=full&i=125083)
A
i need more information...
first, does the mermaid enjoy giving head? if not, what's her advantage. second, does reverse-mermaid have a fish brain? if so, i would think it would be rather easy to farg it all the time. however, with reverse-mermaid, anything you do to it, you will get the fish eye, literally, so that's a detriment
this decision is tougher than it first appears.
Quote from: SunMo on February 19, 2007, 10:40:21 AM
first, does the mermaid enjoy giving head?
True. If the answer is yes, I think you have to go A. Otherwise, it's B city all the way.
i would go with A. because not only do you get the titties and face, there still has to be some kind of hole for her to dookie out of. if not she would die. so even though it may not be a human veej, there's still a hole to get in.
wait a minute, you're on a uninhabited island and you're with a mermaid, just let her swim away and find a ship to get help.
A would probably be the better swimmer.
no doubt...
any boat she'd find would probably be a fishing boat, and if a fishing boat saw a fish head that big, they'd probably capture it and eat it.
the SI swimsuit issue has some slim pickins. These chicks were the hottest in my book.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/07_beyonce_02.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/07_brefaeli_22.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/07_brefaeli_27.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/07_mmiller_20.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/07_tpraver_04.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/07_tpraver_08.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/07_ytoscanini_06.jpg)
All those pictures are hot. I'm sure the ladies are as well, but the pictures aren't an accurate representation.
these what 4-5 chicks were the hottest, the others looked like malnourished herion addicts from puerto rico
Quote from: mussa on February 19, 2007, 02:00:32 PM
the others looked like malnourished herion addicts from puerto rico
They probably were malnourished heroin addicts from Puerto Rico, then.
Pics of models showing a slight bit of crack usually make good pics.
Models with some ass to them?! Oh happy day!
It's been a while since we've played this game, so here goes...
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3503/travello9.jpg)
Back row(l to r): No, No, No, No, Yes
Middle row: Dear God Yes!!, Yes, Yes, After a six-pack and a Loritab
Front row: Hells yes, Agh!
I'll take the blonde on the right. You can have the rest.
Not that some of them aren't somewhat hittable, but Boston College has some weak talent there.
Mamula would hit them all
or at least pull his bird out
Bark.
For all you breast men out there:
(http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Wow_She_Is_Full_Of_It.jpg)
Yes. No. Yes.
Well, maybe two after a lot of drinks, and when she is one of the last ones in the bar. Or if I declare "I'm going hogging" before I get to the bar.
The one on the right definately. I'm a sucker for big boobs.
Who paid for them:
Dad or ex-boyfriend?
Quote from: MDS on March 01, 2007, 10:36:15 PM
Who paid for them:
Dad or ex-boyfriend?
she looks southern....Probably both. And i would hit them all, ATM for everyone :evil
Quote from: MDS on March 01, 2007, 10:36:15 PM
Who paid for them:
Dad or ex-boyfriend?
You're assuming they're two different people. :paranoid
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 01, 2007, 02:56:15 PM
I'll take the blonde on the right. You can have the rest.
i'm not sure my hands are big enough to even palm those things.
(http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/03/urlboob.jpg)
butterface
Girls who allow themselves to be photographed with guys pawing their tits rule.
that is incredibly accurate.
URRLAKKER?
(http://www.uwlax.edu/gss/images/individualPics/sorority%20induction%20night%20(4).JPG)
Choices...
Top
Y Yes N N Y N Y
Bottom
Y N N N Y
Then again after a few beer shot beers probably all of em...
University of Illinois Calendar (http://www.nbc10.com/slideshow/entertainment/11136570/detail.html)
Quote from: Father Demon on March 02, 2007, 03:28:52 PM
University of Illinois Calendar (http://www.nbc10.com/slideshow/entertainment/11136570/detail.html)
I didn't see a girl on that calendar that isn't at least somewhat hittable. Impressive.
Beat me to it, FF.
Horrendous.
Quote from: Father Demon on March 02, 2007, 03:28:52 PM
University of Illinois Calendar (http://www.nbc10.com/slideshow/entertainment/11136570/detail.html)
Picture #2 would be hotter if she was sitting on a toilet.
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 02, 2007, 03:33:19 PM
I didn't see a girl on that calendar that isn't at least somewhat hittable. Impressive.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 02, 2007, 03:33:42 PM
Beat me to it, FF.
Horrendous.
I don't think you're in agreement with me.
I don't think they have any ridiculously hot chicks there, but for "real girls"... they're not half bad.
Choo Choo
No.
Just made it through the calendar for a second time.
(http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/46682517/9489865)
Quote from: Father Demon on March 02, 2007, 03:55:29 PM
Just made it through the calendar for a second time.
(http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/46682517/9489865)
:-D :-D :-D
Quote from: Father Demon on March 02, 2007, 03:28:52 PM
University of Illinois Calendar (http://www.nbc10.com/slideshow/entertainment/11136570/detail.html)
I'd hit each and every single one of them. Maybe even the hairstylist and photographer too. But definately NO on that douchebag that's holding a the calender. He's got a shtein eating grin and I'd like to crap on it simply for validation purposes.
Three potential Eagles cheerleaders taken from PE.Com...
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/FOIGOCLHDEMK/07_open_call_14.jpg)
:paranoid
Some more candidates...
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/FOIGOCLHDEMK/07_open_call_20.jpg)
:paranoid :paranoid
poor Philly
WTF Part III...
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/FOIGOCLHDEMK/07_open_call_32.jpg)
Okay - last one... :sly
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/FOIGOCLHDEMK/07_open_call_22.jpg)
(BTW: There were some hotties - but it's no fun to post those photos.)
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 25, 2007, 07:31:01 PM
Three potential Eagles cheerleaders taken from PE.Com...
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/FOIGOCLHDEMK/07_open_call_14.jpg)
:paranoid
dude, yes, yes
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 25, 2007, 07:31:01 PM
Three potential Eagles cheerleaders taken from PE.Com...
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/FOIGOCLHDEMK/07_open_call_14.jpg)
:paranoid
The one on the right probably has more back and forearm hair than most men do.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on March 25, 2007, 07:31:01 PM
Three potential Eagles cheerleaders taken from PE.Com...
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/FOIGOCLHDEMK/07_open_call_14.jpg)
:paranoid
Give him some shoulder pads and a uniform, yes, hellmotherfarginyes
The one to the left looks like a retarted Tyler Hansbrough.
dumb sluts
(http://wbztv.cityvoter.com/GetImage.ashx?img=00/00/00/00/42/97/4297-19076.jpg)
No, no, no, no, yes, no, very much so.
Quote from: PPinDC on March 27, 2007, 03:29:43 PM
(http://wbztv.cityvoter.com/GetImage.ashx?img=00/00/00/00/42/97/4297-19076.jpg)
No, no, no, no, yes, no, very much so.
Maybe, maybe, yes x infinity, stupid giraffe...NO!, yes, farg no ET, yes.
The third one in from the left gets it "X infinity"?
Christ dude, get out of the barracks more....
I suck at this game, they'd all get hit.
Candace Parker. Would you hit that?
(http://www.gballmag.com/img/candace_parker1.jpg)
(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1302/parker200x250060906cm0.jpg)
She could get it....
I guess I'm getting old, but she looks like a child to me.
the blacker the berry....
The less likely it's cherry?
the cheaper the bushel?
Hit...
yes please.
How tall is she?
Not that it matters. Hit.
I won't farg anything taller than me. I'm almost 6'2". Almost.
I think she's taller than you.
Okay then...pass.
Tall = hot.
She can dunk it on your ass too, Dio...
(http://www.candaceparker.com/11_12_06slam.jpg)
tall=beast woman. not farging anything I can't kill with my bare hands.
there are as many ugly tall chicks as ugly short chicks. i don't see why anyone would care. if they're hot they're hot.
Quote from: phattymatty on April 04, 2007, 09:43:50 AM
there are as many ugly tall chicks as ugly short chicks. i don't see why anyone would care. if they're hot they're hot.
Agreed. But super short chicks freak me out. Like boning a midget. Or a baby.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 04, 2007, 10:04:46 AM
Like boning a midget. Or a baby.
You've had bad experience with both, I'm sure.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 04, 2007, 10:04:46 AM
Agreed. But super short chicks freak me out. Like boning a midget. Or a baby.
yeah nothing freaky about boning a giant women.
To me, a tall woman doesn't look like a giant. But a short woman, especially one without much of a body, looks A LOT like a child. And as much as I like abducting children and molesting them, it isn't because I'm attracted to them. It's a power thing.
i don't even care about height as much as hand size. when some chick has huge paws it makes my weenie look tiny.
tall blonde women are my weakness, and yet i married a 5'1" brunette
Quote from: phattymatty on April 04, 2007, 10:52:36 AM
when some chick has huge paws it makes my weenie look tiny.
Bummer, dude.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 04, 2007, 10:53:42 AM
i married a 5'1" brunette
You're one of no less than 3 guys on this board that did.
mine is also 5'1, possibly 5'0".
Mine is 5'4, brunette, italian. I'd hit it.
Quote from: phattymatty on April 04, 2007, 10:59:00 AM
mine is also 5'1, possibly 5'0".
Good, you wouldn't want her making your 5'2" penis feel small.
tru dat.
no way i'd hit that, looks like a man.
i was always into shorter chicks, but my woman now is pretty tall for a chick and doesn't really bother me. the fact is, they're all the same size when laying down on a bed.
thats a sexy man.
I always had a rule that I'd never really farg with a chick that was taller than me. I'm 6'1" so I figured I wasn't cutting out too many ladies. I'd make an exception in Candace's case (she's 6'4"). I'd light that ass up.
I've always had that same general guideline. I'm 6'5", and so far it hasn't ever really come up.
I'm 5'11"ish and I don't really like messing with women who are much taller than 5'7" mabye 5'8". And the reason for that is because when I'm shagging a tall chick and I put her legs up on my shoulders, the back of their knees tends to rest right on my shoulders and I get the all of the sweat from the behind their knees on my shoulders and that just grosses me out.
Candice Parker would still get it though. I actually watched a good chunk of the game last night just so I could look at her.
I'm around 5'11" and I banged the snot out of a girl in college who was at least four inches taller than me. I've also been with women who were lucky to have been five feet tall as well. In all honesty, I dug the short chicks more.
Spinners rule.
(http://www.seahawks.com/uploadedImages/Home/Multimedia/Photos/Sea_Gal-leries/SeaGals2006_16_0214.jpg)
Seattle's Sea Gals are just as hot and slutty as our cheerleaders. Plus they wear go-go boots.
Who wouldn't want to run that gauntlet?
Chuggie?
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/yikelax18/St.jpg)
ugh, pictures of that old hag were going around my office one day. theres several that are a lot more revealing.
That might be the very same old hag that I used to see on the beaches of Hawaii when I lived there. She was at the beach every day, as if you couldn't figure that out yourself.
I think that's Flo from Alice.
I just threw up
Quote from: phattymatty on April 26, 2007, 04:28:49 PM
ugh, pictures of that old hag were going around my office one day. theres several that are a lot more revealing.
I got those pics too. That one is hardly the worst of the group.
I just came in my pants.
No, I just came in your pants.
She's Munsons landlord from Kingpin.
Local Dance Team...
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/ibescotty/gems.gif)
Yes, I already have, yes, yes, and yes.
lmao..well struck
im sure you all have seen the TV commercial, RGX body spray. well yea that chicks smokin
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/Rachel2.jpg)
Quote from: mussa on April 28, 2007, 12:33:46 AM
im sure you all have seen the TV commercial, RGX body spray. well yea that chicks smokin
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/Rachel2.jpg)
Rachel Specter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1576090/)
Who WOULDN'T hit that?
I was just watching that commercial earlier today thinking, "that's a fine muthafarga right there."
I'd like to see a video of her scissoring Halle Berry.
Jesus. Stop it.
The only reason you'd want to stop that is if you're a gaymo with AIDS.
that Steubner pic makes me wish i went to Virginia Tech
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 28, 2007, 01:21:40 AM
The only reason you'd want to stop that is if you're a gaymo with AIDS.
Or... I'm not quite sure how to deal with the fact that another dude would have set the thought in my head that would end up making me goo myself.
Quote from: SunMo on April 28, 2007, 01:24:16 AM
that Steubner pic makes me wish i went to Virginia Tech
Everyone wants to be a genius draft expert like Steuber? You could get training at Virginia Tech for that?
He'll be on with Rhea Hughes this morning.
I think I'll put on WIP and then drive my truck right into a goddamn tree.
And that Specter chick is fargin hot.
She should do porn.
She's already done pr0n... in my mind.
Quote from: Phanatic on April 27, 2007, 01:58:32 PM
Local Dance Team...
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/ibescotty/gems.gif)
total white trash skanky bitches. i like it
Not one of them is actually pretty. But their trash-factor more than makes up for it. Hit and runs the lot of them.
i bet they go ass to mouth. and like it
scissor me timbers
(http://cmsimg.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?NewTbl=1&Avis=BL&Dato=20070430&Kategori=SPARK&Lopenr=704300806&Ref=PH&Item=13&Maxh=280&MaxW=550)Yes Please
I'd have to throw a No at the gentleman in the white shirt with the long hair. The rest - Yes.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 26, 2007, 04:25:13 PM
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/yikelax18/St.jpg)
THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING! :o
(http://tischler.viennaweb.at/fz06/dd4/06111802/14.jpg)
Which one's MDS & which one's Munson?
I probably wouldn't do that to myself to get with either one of those chicks, but I'd come close.
Quote from: MURP on May 04, 2007, 12:13:43 PM
(http://tischler.viennaweb.at/fz06/dd4/06111802/14.jpg)
Mr. Wonka, where do you get the Oompa-Loompas?"
no, no, yes, no
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/ibescotty/chics.jpg)
L to R
no, no, lord yes
Any woman that can drink like a man while wearing St. Pauli Girl outfits will at least get a sympathy bone.
In other words. Y, Y, Y.
clockwise from top: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
IRT Beer girls:
Maybe (can't see past the stein), maybe (that frown ain't doing it though), LIKE THE ANGRY FIST OF GOD HIMSELF!! ;D
Quote from: Phanatic on May 06, 2007, 11:39:50 AM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/ibescotty/chics.jpg)
Damn... that chick looks just like Rachael Ray
(http://images.askmen.com/women/models_300/pictures_300/rachael_ray/rachael_ray_150b.jpg)
even more reason for a YES. I think of her cooking naked all the time.
Rachel Ray should be shot. She is the polar opposite of sexy.
Quote from: rjs246 on May 07, 2007, 08:54:32 AM
Rachel Ray should be shot. She is the polar opposite of sexy.
forgive me, I have low standards.
haha
That girl looks nothing like Rachael Ray.
She looks a little like Cameron Diaz a bit but nothing like Rachael Ray. For one thing she has tits. For another she's not fat or stone-farging ugly.
Like anyone is gonna trust your damn near 50 year old eyes to judge who someone looks like.
When I saw her I immediately thought of Elisha Cuthbert. I'm not seeing the Rachael Ray connection, mostly because I think the girl holding the beer is hot and that Ray is an obnoxious turd.
I'm almost 30 years old and the word 'turd' still makes me laugh every goddamned time.
Quote from: EagleFeva on May 07, 2007, 09:23:02 AM
Like anyone is gonna trust your damn near 50 year old eyes to judge who someone looks like.
Still 20/20, bish. Little else might still work but my eyes are still as sharp as ya mama's chili.
i thought the third one looked like Oprah
(http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070102/070102_oprah_hmed_7a.hmedium.jpg)
Yes, no, no, no, hells yes!, no, no, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes.
Quote from: Phanatic on May 06, 2007, 11:39:50 AM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/ibescotty/chics.jpg)
Yes, Sure, BANG!
Quote from: NGM on May 07, 2007, 09:25:57 AM
When I saw her I immediately thought of Elisha Cuthbert.
me too.
Quote from: EagleFeva on May 07, 2007, 07:48:47 AM
Quote from: Phanatic on May 06, 2007, 11:39:50 AM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/ibescotty/chics.jpg)
Damn... that chick looks just like Rachael Ray
(http://images.askmen.com/women/models_300/pictures_300/rachael_ray/rachael_ray_150b.jpg)
I have to admit a weakness for the next-door-neighbor types...not to mention beer chugging hotties. Next it'll be cleaning women and librarians.
Quote from: rjs246 on May 07, 2007, 08:54:32 AM
Rachel Ray should be shot. She is the polar opposite of sexy.
I agree, this bitch would be just plain regular if she wasn't on tv.
Bitches that eat as much as her are never turn ons. Ever.
Rachel Ray is hot simply for knowing her way around the kitchen. As all women should.
she is in that category where you could justify banging her, but she knows that she has to be a goer to make sure you come back
The truth is you can justify boning any chick. I'm talking about actually wanting to. And I wouldn't touch Rachel Ray with SunMo's dick.
I would bang almost any famous or damn near famous chick, just for bragging rights. Of course, I was quite the horndog in my younger days, and didn't use much discretion.
(http://www.anu.edu.au/BoZo/shackleton/images/photos/girls%20night%20out.JPG)
ban
I could have put it in the FMK thread... then you'd be sorry.
Prom Pic's (http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?Category=prom)
(http://cmsimg.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?NewTbl=1&Avis=BL&Dato=20070507&Kategori=PHOTOS1202&Lopenr=705070804&Ref=PH&Item=5&Maxh=280&MaxW=550)
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/333/58440847dy3.jpg)
Yes, yes, yes, yes, & yes if I had enough Bourbon running through my bloodstream.
:yay
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 11, 2007, 08:26:10 AM
Prom Pic's (http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?Category=prom)
(http://cmsimg.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?NewTbl=1&Avis=BL&Dato=20070507&Kategori=PHOTOS1202&Lopenr=705070804&Ref=PH&Item=5&Maxh=280&MaxW=550)
Yes, It's a MAN baby, yes!
IRT Jerome, yes, yes, yes, probably(can't see face, but turn her over and it won't matter anyway), what the heck!
Edit, link busted! :paranoid ;D
(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/dloucks/1567-beer.jpg)
All.
Meh. Far right is definitely a no go. The other brunette doesn't look like much, but sure. The blonds are maybe only slightly above average, but why not?
Yes, ok, yes, no.
im suddenly thirsty
1) Finishes clean
2) Coors sucks......I hope she swallows
3) Naturally
4) Head for the mountains of her butt
They all would get it
I would PAY for a couple hours with those four little sluts
See? Beer makes everything better.
I'd like to punch 1, 3 and 4 for allowing that nappy headed ho in the Coors Light box to pose in the picture.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 11, 2007, 08:26:10 AM
Prom Pic's (http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?Category=prom)
(http://cmsimg.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?NewTbl=1&Avis=BL&Dato=20070507&Kategori=PHOTOS1202&Lopenr=705070804&Ref=PH&Item=5&Maxh=280&MaxW=550)
That dude in the back is exactly what I picture MDS looks like.
Least surprising fact of the day:
Chuggie paying attention to the dood in the pic.
(http://www.latindreamtours.com/bikinicontest/groupshots011.jpg)
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f195/ryorek/AudreyHeartburn-UglyThingHepBcopy.jpg)
WOW
I figured that after a picture of 5 bikini clad hard(ish) bodies, it was only fair to tip the scales the other way.
dickhead
that picture makes me giggle
and slowly rub my crotch
Sus' pic: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes (stating the obvious)
rjs' pic: I've never gone to bed with a woman that looked like that, but I woke up with two of them.
Quote from: Father Demon on May 18, 2007, 10:03:46 AM
rjs' pic: I've never gone to bed with a woman that looked like that, but I woke up with two of them.
:-D
I was flipping through channels and i got sucked onto CMT by teh hotness of Sara Evans
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/sara_evans_franklin_tennessee.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/ny11112150443.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/SaraEvansphoto.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/061013_saraevans_vmed12p.jpg)
bark, bark, fargin barking
Hot... but a complete and utter psycho.
She'd be an "F" in almost any combo of FMK.
(http://mellophones.bands.uiuc.edu/images/Ladies.jpg)
1) After we got drunk
2) I'd poke the smile right off her face
3) Yep. Winner by comparison.
4) Nope.
5) Not even with Sarge's dick.
Every one except Mom.
LTR:
1. She looks a lot like my first cousin, so yes. But only oral & anal... don't want any more brats with three eyes running around.
2. Claire Danes? Sure.
3. Chelsea Clinton with a bad dye job? No thanks.
4. Looks like the pig from cumonmyface.com. Pass.
5. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
All of them except #5 she is hideous, #4 would get it just because she has those sick sloppy udders.
1. Meh. No reason to say no, I guess. Probably indabutt.
2. Hair is a bit nappy. Borderline ok, but again... sure.
3. Probably the best-kept of the bunch. Not saying much, but hit.
4. TF or nothing.
5. Been said. Hell no.
(http://www.justmagicdolls.com/meet/carpatina/CarpatinaGirlsClose.jpg)
zall of zem
I bet the redhead's a real freak in the sack.
1. Yes. A green eyed redhead? Done.
2. No. Nice farging bangs hippy. Go farg a polar bear.
3. Maybe. Dark meat would be alright but I farging hate chokers. Wearing a choker doesn't make you interesting, whore. And get a farging comb for that mess of hair.
4. Pocahontas? Fine. But those natives are all hairy and shtein. Plus, she might try to steal my booze. Still, probably.
5. If she can put her ankles behind her ears I'm pretty sure I know her. And if it's who I'm thinking of, yes.
Quote from: rjs246 on May 23, 2007, 11:29:59 PM
1. Yes. A green eyed redhead? Done.
2. No. Nice farging bangs hippy. Go farg a polar bear.
3. Maybe. Dark meat would be alright but I farging hate chokers. Wearing a choker doesn't make you interesting, whore. And get a farging comb for that mess of hair.
4. Pocahontas? Fine. But those natives are all hairy and shtein. Plus, she might try to steal my booze. Still, probably.
5. If she can put her ankles behind her ears I'm pretty sure I know her. And if it's who I'm thinking of, yes.
Ha! Post of the year.
Quote from: rjs246 on May 23, 2007, 11:29:59 PM
1. Yes. A green eyed redhead? Done.
2. No. Nice farging bangs hippy. Go farg a polar bear.
3. Maybe. Dark meat would be alright but I farging hate chokers. Wearing a choker doesn't make you interesting, whore. And get a farging comb for that mess of hair.
4. Pocahontas? Fine. But those natives are all hairy and shtein. Plus, she might try to steal my booze. Still, probably.
5. If she can put her ankles behind her ears I'm pretty sure I know her. And if it's who I'm thinking of, yes.
:-D
most redheads have green eyes stupid.
I got tolded.
(http://i8.tinypic.com/6frzp08.jpg)
To continue with Susquehanna's theme!! ;D
nm
All of 'em. In the tuckus.
None of them appear to have mouths, therefore are incapable of atm.
Pass.
the TB guys wifey
(http://www.northfulton.com/editorial/2007-04-19/155981.1.med.jpg)
(http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/abc_gma_speakers_070601_ms.jpg)
Not bad, but only if I get to wear a mask!! :o
Saw an interview with that guy this morning, total asshat! :boom
everyone panic!!
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/topstories/news-article.aspx?storyid=82705
(http://www.firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/07523233855_escort1.jpg)
(http://www.firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/07523234037_escort2PierceSheryl.jpg)
(http://www.firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/0752323416_escort3JEWELLSARAANN.jpg)
I'd put money on 1 and 2 being meth heads, # 3 crack head
Also i guess its ok to have an escort during daytime hours?
Padun and Jewell also face charges for participating in escort work between 9 p.m. and 9 a.m., which is against the law.
i just ate a chipwich and it came back up a little when i saw that. thankfully it was just as good.
It's a shame #3 is such a loser. She looks like she could be made presentable. The other two...no way.
BTW, that article sucked, in a journalistic sense. One name (Jewell...or is it Wells) didn't match the photo caption. And the photos don't appear in the order they are described in the article.
#3 looks like a zombie sus, and a giant forehead. #2 probably was decent looking 10 years ago
You mean when she was 16?
if any of you actualy consider either of them, you prob havn't been laid in many years
Come to think of it, #3 is almost sporting that Montae Reagor look.
Quote from: mussa on June 05, 2007, 06:09:30 PM
if any of you actualy consider either of them, you prob havn't been laid in many years
Winner.
QuotePadun and Jewell also face charges for participating in escort work between 9 p.m. and 9 a.m., which is against the law.
wtf?
THANK YOU...
...for making me gouge out my eyes! >:(
Dude.
No. More. Smilies.
Jesus.
(http://www.firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/0752323416_escort3JEWELLSARAANN.jpg)
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/17/250px-ReddenDeliverence.jpg)
I always wanted to do the retarded banjo gimp from Deliverance, so I'd definitely do #3.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y22/stlbluz/Fake.jpg)
You got to admit, the shoes are killa.
Nice boobs.
seriously, her boobs look hot.
those are stomach tumors
actually i think its her lungs
is that pic of a real living person? it could easily be a photochop
Totaling in at about 150 lbs... maybe:
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/renee210607REX_468x905.jpg)
Nasty.
She looks good next to ol' horse face.
"... and Sarah-Jessica Parker... she looks like a foot!" - Peter Griffin
I still laugh at that line.
I'd do SJP just so I could turn her into the angry pirate.
(http://www.cornstar.com/cornography/BeachGirls2.jpg)
Yes to both, at the same time.
(http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2007/US/06/28/teens.crash.ap/newt1.fairport.thurs.02.ap.jpg)
Hell in a hand basket.
The top left girl looks a bit like Leah Remini, so she'd get it.
rest of the top: no, maybe
bottom row: yes, yes
Quote from: SD_Eagle on June 28, 2007, 10:49:08 AM
bottom row: yes, yes
Is that a huge Adam's Apple on the chick on the right?
she either has 3 adams apples or neck cancer.
Quote from: phattymatty on June 28, 2007, 11:10:01 AM
she either has 3 adams apples or neck cancer.
...or she's dead.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y133/Bobberton/crash.jpg)
In that case. Hit.
So, fiery car wrecks have finally been proven to cause cancer? I never thought I'd see the day.
So, the top middle one is even uglier now?
Fiery car crashes are now banned in bars and restaurants.
Those girls were from my area. Incredibly interesting, I know.
Quote from: Dillen on June 28, 2007, 11:42:47 AM
Incredibly interesting
Only if you hit it.....at least for this thread's purpose anyway.....
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/entertainment_enl_1183038986/img/1.jpg)
OMGSPICEGIRLZ!
I want to stab posh spice in the head until that stupid look on her face is gone.
n/n/n/y/n
I very much want to dickstab Mrs. Beckham in the tits until they pop.
I always liked the redhead too. I've seen recent photos of her and her body is kickin'. Why she chose to wear that grandma dress I'll never know.
ew, posh is by far the worst.
but they're the spice girls, so i would hit any and all of them.
Hitty hit hit hit hit
Like my name was Eddie Murphy
Quote from: Phanatic on June 28, 2007, 12:30:23 PM
Hitty hit hit hit hit
Seriously. Bragging rights holla.
Quote from: FastFreddie on June 28, 2007, 12:42:57 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on June 28, 2007, 12:30:23 PM
Hitty hit hit hit hit
Seriously. Bragging rights holla.
They're not bad on the eyes and their Filthy rich! Why the F not?
Quote from: rjs246 on June 28, 2007, 12:09:53 PM
I want to stab posh spice in the head until that stupid look on her face is gone.
You actually know their names just by face recognition? I bet you know all of the members of Menudo too, don't you?
posh, sporty, ____, baby, scary
Ginger, douche. I seem to remember you having a rather large throbber for her at one point...
ah ginger, all i could think of was cinnamon. and no, i liked baby the smooth blonde.
We're gay.
Wow.
Haha, I totally remember the names and faces of the Spice Girls. Somebody kill me.
kill me twice! I took my daughters to their concert several years back. show was actually good.
sad to say, the Spice Hos did wear underwear >:(
Big Brother 8:
(http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrother8/images/guests/amber.jpg)(http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrother8/images/guests/carol.jpg)(http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrother8/images/guests/daniele.jpg)
(http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrother8/images/guests/jameka.jpg)(http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrother8/images/guests/jen.jpg)
(http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrother8/images/guests/jessica.jpg)(http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrother8/images/guests/kail.jpg)
yes yes yes
yes yes
yes yes
No yes yes
yes yes
yes yes
All of 'em. At one time.
(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1786/ballgirls006lgqn7.jpg)
Yes.
:paranoid
that looks like a group of philly girls.
all...i love the philly girls
L to R & top to bottom:
Y, N, Y, Y, Y, N, N
N, Y, N, N, N, Y, Y
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
that is not an attractive group of girls.
the 2nd and 3rd on the bottom row are the hottest by far.
I'd rub my wang all over their shiny plastic legs.
Posh looks like a robot. I would not hit that.
How about the PE.com fantoo girlz?
(http://assets.philadelphiaeagles.com/assets/news/lead_stories/3405.jpg)
Bull dykes. They wouldn't have you.
Phils ball girls
(http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/phi/images/fan_forum/y2007/ballgirls_581x397.jpg)
just as beat as yesterday.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a89/ohally2/va%20beeach/crop.jpg)Came across this on someones myspace, I call it spot the camel toe
hi, i'm chris hanson, why don't you have a seat...
Exactly what I was about to say...
Is there Lemonade and cookies
ahahaha I'm friends with half those girls. Only 2 of them are over 18...
Quote from: Munson on August 27, 2007, 03:43:16 PM
ahahaha I'm friends with half those girls. Only 2 of them are over 18...
Whats your point?
:-D Well played.
Hey I"m still 19...the younger ones are still good for me. They're 17 now I think, seniors...the two I'm better friends with are my age, both go to UD.
Quote from: Munson on August 27, 2007, 06:55:11 PM
Hey I"m still 19...the younger ones are still good for me.
Genarlow Wilson says hi.
http://mitchieville.blogspot.com/2007/08/wonder-woman-unveiled.html (http://mitchieville.blogspot.com/2007/08/wonder-woman-unveiled.html)
can't get the picture link to work.
Quote from: phattymatty on August 30, 2007, 02:44:55 PM
http://mitchieville.blogspot.com/2007/08/wonder-woman-unveiled.html (http://mitchieville.blogspot.com/2007/08/wonder-woman-unveiled.html)
can't get the picture link to work.
saw that on another site yesterday, without the boobs, that upper body looks like a dude
not a freakin chance.
Hit. Hard. And be prepared to get hit back.
That's no woman! It's a MAN, baby!
:o
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/74858312.jpg)
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said No No No
The 10 Homeliest NFL Cheerleaders (http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/1045.html)
I want to ruin Amanda from New York.
omg claire
Tiffany and Amanda would get it.
nothing wrong with Leslie
Claire, Stella, and Kelley - SKIP
All the rest - HIT
of course the winner someone named donna from indianapolis
What the heck is wrong with the guys that made this list?
#10 Jenna - quite attractive to me
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 11, 2007, 06:29:25 PM
What the heck is wrong with the guys that made this list?
#10 Jenna - quite attractive to me
Yeah, I didn't think but maybe one or two of them were homely looking. A couple of them had butterfaces but that's different than homely imo. And a few of them were pretty damn good looking too. I'd probably shag 'em all.
Only if you can convince them to get in the 'stang, that is.
Quote from: phattymatty on October 11, 2007, 01:41:57 PM
The 10 Homeliest NFL Cheerleaders (http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/1045.html)
I want to ruin Amanda from New York.
incomplete list
(http://www.titansonline.com/team/cheerleaders/headshots/tonia.jpg)
She reminds me of American Gladiators.
She reminds me of a sack of cue balls.
if youre bored check the titans website theres three or four others on there that would have easily cracked that top ten....youd think a team in the south would have bangin cheerleaders....but they are heinous
that's a tranny!
I though Amanda from NY was a real cutie.
that chick up there looks like someone put a screen up to her face and threw poop at it
Claire is the only one on that list that is hideous, but I am not going to lie I would still hit it. I literally have no standards. Not sure why they have Sheila as the cover girl. I know I would eat a mile of her turds just to see where it came from.
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z310/Island_X/GiadaGif_smallb.gif)
nm
hit hit hit
She drives me farging nuts. But I'd happily give her the honeybag hammer move. Or play Dog in the Tub with her mouth.
and the honeybag hammer moves is.....
Quote from: rjs246 on October 18, 2007, 11:17:23 AM
She drives me farging nuts. But I'd happily give her the honeybag hammer move. Or play Dog in the Tub with her mouth.
i think she's pretty hot but yes, she annoys me to no end. she says the word creamy every 3 minutes and if you've never noticed it before, now you will and it will drive you nuts.
Quote from: reese125 on October 18, 2007, 11:18:53 AM
and the honeybag hammer moves is.....
Almost the same as the Dog in the Bathtub, except instead of ONLY shoving your balls in her ass, you also are boning her sensitive-like in the babyhole.
Giada's hot enough to bone. Nothing special.
My ladyfriend said she's always wanted to take up in both holes at once, so I busted out the ol' Honey Bag and Hammer move.
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/11/20/science/diabetes_395.1.jpg)
Can you believe that these are twins?
and that the one on the right is a girl?
zesty roll of the genetic dice there.
hi, im chris hanson
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/02/14/us/14shooting05_337.jpg)
yes,no
id hit it from decatur to dekalb
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080217/capt.65c98a484c0f41e4ae9668d9f811fd41.bush_africa_tanzania__tzad132.jpg)
I never thought it was possible to laugh, cry, vomit and beat off at once. Now I know.
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20080618/2008_06_18t082046_450x318_us_usa_poll_politics.jpg?x=400&y=282&sig=zcrVi0QkpZK_ie7SJHtW5A--)
yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes (not including Obama)
everyone of them would get it except the scraggly haired albino...i bet the terrorist would be hot as farg in sexy garb
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 18, 2008, 01:56:20 PM
i bet the terrorist would be hot as farg in sexy garb
I was thinking the same thing, although tits mcgee (white shirt, front and center) would make for an excellent 3rd for that menage a trois.
Quoteeveryone of them would get it except the scraggly haired albino...i bet the terrorist would be hot as farg in sexy garb
LOL. You guys are crazy. Awful.
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 18, 2008, 01:56:20 PM
everyone of them would get it except the scraggly haired albino...i bet the terrorist would be hot as farg in sexy garb
RAXIST
I would do all of them especially the Arab. I should qualify this though.....at this point I would farg rusty's dog.
Those Gloucester High girls are fast (http://wbztv.com/local/gloucester.high.school.2.751873.html)
Retard.
This is what happens when I focus on work all day. So, would you hit the arab chick in the Obama pic?
Quote from: FastFreddie on June 19, 2008, 02:37:24 PM
So, would you hit the arab chick in the Obama pic?
With an ied
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 18, 2008, 01:56:20 PM
everyone of them would get it except the scraggly haired albino...i bet the terrorist would be hot as farg in sexy garb
2nd
Of course... I've been married for about 4 years now so maybe even Barry can get it at this point.
you really havent banged anyone except your wife in four years?
I didn't say all that.
Quote from: EagleFeva on June 20, 2008, 09:48:26 AM
I didn't say all that.
getting married was a stupid idea
no way the tax breaks are money
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 20, 2008, 09:56:54 AM
no way the tax breaks are money
but the same vagina for the past 7 years, and reductions in Blow Jays not good
Wow. You guys are farging great at picking women.
it's easier just to deal with it and then bang the occasional drunk friend who just got out of a long relationship that is up from the city to visit your other friend while you guys are all hanging out
i heard
Quote from: SunMo on June 20, 2008, 10:23:18 AM
it's easier just to deal with it and then bang the occasional drunk friend who just got out of a long relationship that is up from the city to visit your other friend while you guys are all hanging out
i heard
Family Style?
Quote from: rjs246 on June 20, 2008, 10:20:30 AM
Wow. You guys are farging great at picking women.
RJS...I'm sure you've seen the selection out in those parts. I guess most east coasters operate on the 'marry the first thing that somewhat resembles a woman' mentality. I can't blame them.
*Note- If you live in Denver and you are looking for a good looking woman, you're better off stealing a beer girl poster from the local dive, putting it over your mattress and proceed to hump the shtein out of it, it's the best ANYONE is going to get out there.
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 20, 2008, 09:56:54 AM
no way the tax breaks are money
Never heard of the "marriage penalty," eh?
just recently...that and the pms thing everyone has been talking about
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 20, 2008, 11:59:13 AM
just recently...that and the pms thing everyone has been talking about
pms is part of the marriage penalty.
Quote from: SunMo on June 20, 2008, 10:23:18 AM
it's easier just to deal with it and then bang the occasional drunk friend who just got out of a long relationship that is up from the city to visit your other friend while you guys are all hanging out
i heard
from a friend of a friend?
Quote from: FastFreddie on June 20, 2008, 12:12:09 PM
Quote from: SunMo on June 20, 2008, 10:23:18 AM
it's easier just to deal with it and then bang the occasional drunk friend who just got out of a long relationship that is up from the city to visit your other friend while you guys are all hanging out
i heard
from a friend of a friend?
From the guy drillin' his wife.
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x45/DrDeath_pics/SNN0105AN-280_544329j.jpg)
no (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/article1499935.ece), yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
aww. its only "partly" her fault.
pick up a salad.
or puke a lot.
The farg are chocolate digestive biscuits?
shtein biscuits?!
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h36/jaspap/zoo11_small.jpg)
Trick question. They're all the same girl.
But I'd hit it 8 times (the extra one for good luck).
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oWZA1VDwvKI/SL36NQ8K4NI/AAAAAAAAA4g/VyXkkSkd-3c/s320/DSC04469.JPG)
Yes, yes, no. Even in the mud.
all 3 right now
There's something gross and attractive about all three. Add beer and they all could catch some fishies.
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7172/11915217aw9.jpg)
Ryan Howard's chick is on the far right....
Yes, if the alternative was dippin my meatcicle in that drink, yes, yes, yes.
yes,yes(and put it in drunken stinker), yes, yes, YES
yes, no(not into one eyed bitches), yes, yes, yes
Meh, No, Yes, Yes, Yes.
Yeeeeeessssss
Whom I kidding...
(http://assets.philadelphiaeagles.com/assets/news/240_wivesyardsale_080930.jpg)
From left to right: Runyan's wife, Reggie Browns girl, Kolb's girl, Tammy Reid, GoCong's girl
She Gocong's girl is a definite motorboat candidate.
No yes yes no yes.
The tall one looks like a russian mail order bride. So yeah, I'd keep her chained up in the basement.
igy would say yes to all 5 if they were wearing Runyan's shirt
that shirt is beyond awesome and i want it now
Kolb's slut is hot as farg.
Quote from: Rome on September 30, 2008, 06:21:37 PM
Kolb's slut is hot as farg.
You need to get out more.
Quote from: MDS on September 30, 2008, 05:56:39 PM
that shirt is beyond awesome and i want it now
My g/f and I saw it on the OC NJ boardwalk this summer but it was like $40-50... farg that for a t-shirt.
Gocong's chick needs to take her shirt off.
SD...why do you capitalize the C on Gocong?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 30, 2008, 06:55:42 PM
Gocong's chick needs to take her shirt off.
SD...why do you capitalize the C on Gocong?
because I'm a retard
Quote from: MDS on September 30, 2008, 05:56:39 PM
that shirt is beyond awesome and i want it now
http://store.shirtmandude.com/pheavilotsh.html
http://teenormous.com/go?id=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distantreplays.com%2Fdistant%2Fproduct.asp%3Fs_id%3D0%26dept_id%3D3020%26pf_id%3DPAAAAAGCPKMGMJCO%26ad_id%3DShareasale%26key_id%3DBLKEAGLE%26
here it is, farging Saks Fifth Ave. http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524446170602&site_refer=GGLBASE001&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=1689949376515006
The bottom link is that shirt and like I said $40-50 farg that
I must have hit a soft spot. Don't get mad at me because concept of "hot" is brutal.
Quote from: MDS on September 30, 2008, 05:56:39 PM
that shirt is beyond awesome and i want it now
its retardedly expensive. i saw it at saks fifth avenue last year and almost bought it until i saw it was almost $50.
plus, it was cool then, but i saw it on about 1000 people at the steelers game, 99% of them on chicks.
Quote from: hbionic on September 30, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
I must have hit a soft spot. Don't get mad at me because concept of "hot" is brutal.
Is English your second language?
Yes. And I'm assuming bad taste is your style.
ok the shirt is still awesome but after much deliberation ive decided to appease my many legions of fans and not purchase it even though it would be awesome to wear it unfaggily.
Quote from: hbionic on September 30, 2008, 07:45:18 PM
Yes. And I'm assuming bad taste is your style.
Jessica Alba = bad taste. Clearly.
No, but thinking Kolb's woman's hot is. I'd almost rather bang Tammy.
I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. You must have misread whose scag hole is whose.
What are the odds Tammy has not had work done on the boobs? 1000:1?
gocongs girl is the hottest, the rest are meh.
(http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/OJ_Simpson.sff_NVJH101_20081005222907.jpg)
Simpson jury!
maybe the 3rd from the left...need a closer pic
tammy reid looks like lynn doyle
Quote from: SD_Eagle on September 30, 2008, 12:07:05 PM
(http://assets.philadelphiaeagles.com/assets/news/240_wivesyardsale_080930.jpg)
From left to right: Runyan's wife, Reggie Browns girl, Kolb's girl, Tammy Reid, GoCong's girl
wait reggie browns girl is the tall one that looks like shes 40 some yrs old?
man, look at Gocongs girl...is there a better sight than seeing a nice pair of tits outlining a tight shirt?
god bless her mother
Quote from: reese125 on October 06, 2008, 05:46:10 PM
man, look at Gocongs girl...is there a better sight than seeing a nice pair of tits outlining a tight shirt?
god bless her mother
And her surgeon.
And you for helping to pay for it.
(http://media.philly.com/images/on-bball17-a.jpg)
Yes4
So two blondes, a brunette, and a red head walk onto a field...
With the possible exception of FF, could there be anyone more unfunny than you?
Quote from: MDS on October 17, 2008, 05:18:45 PM
With the possible exception of FF, could there be anyone more unfunny than you?
That was kind of the point, Todd.
I'd split the one on the left in half.
Nice thick lower body.
(http://www.yankeerebeltavern.com/Assets/staff07.jpg)
Uh...
Every goddamn last christ friggen' one of 'em!
Quote from: Rome on November 08, 2008, 11:16:45 AM
Uh...
From L-R
Sure, why not?
Hmm, chunky AZN... I'd let her suck it after a 6-er.
No.
No.
Hell no.
No.
Meh... Need more info. Probably not.
No thanks, grandma.
the one on the left gets a most likely, the rest get in the cornhole.
id have to be really drunk for anyone of them...i mean really drunk
Which one is from Temple?
Faculty chicks don't do anything because they have tenure.
(http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/michelle-obama-6-18-08-4.jpg)
nm
she looks bad in this pic, find a better one.
Michelle Obama. Good question. I asked this same question to my wife - Is she a MILF? She's attractive yet kinda scary at the same time. Sadly, I'm just not sure she's a MILF.
a MILF? stop it
that bitch is like 6'7, no tits and looks like Mcgruff the crime dog
Quote from: ATV on January 21, 2009, 03:13:10 AM
Michelle Obama. Good question. I asked this same question to my wife - Is she a MILF? She's attractive yet kinda scary at the same time. Sadly, I'm just not sure she's a MILF.
yeah she is very difficult to judge...certain times when you see her shes 100% milf but then other times usually upon further inspection shes pretty unattractive...especially when she talks...her mouth is super weird and she has a incredibly annoying lisp...in the end tho i farg the poop out of her
Nice breeding hips and big black nips!
(http://www.obamablog08.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/michelle-obama.jpg) Michelle Obama
(http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/campaign_spouses_survey/jill_biden.jpg) Jill Biden
(http://www.olemiss.edu/orgs/kat/Laura_Bush.jpg) Laura Bush
(http://www.simonsays.com/assets/authorkey/4198/C_4198.jpg) Lynn Cheney
(http://www.bejata.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/hillary-clinton.jpg) Hillary Clinton
(http://www.greenfield-sanders.com/files/images/goret.jpg) Tipper Gore
(http://z.about.com/d/womenshistory/1/0/n/A/barbara_bush_400.jpg) Barbra Bush
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Marilyn_Quayle.jpg) Marilyn Quayle
(http://www.geocities.com/alcus2/nreagana.jpeg) Nancy Reagan
(http://musicstreaker.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/1206641319vgdj4r9.jpg) Carla Bruni Sarkozy (first lady of France)
jill biden is unreal for a 65 year old or whatever she is
SO France actually can win at something...
Quote from: Phanatic on January 21, 2009, 03:23:12 PM
SO France actually can win at something...
Not just a win. A farging blowout!
How about....
(http://www.usmagazine.com/files/ellen-page-mtv-storyPhoto.jpg)
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/0/3620/04_2008/ellen%20page.jpg
Ellen Page. She's 21.
Sure. Why not.
I'm not into girls that short typically. And she has no snoobings. But she's famous and sort of cute so sure.
She looks like a fourteen year old boy with long hair. I don't even know who she is. And she's paler than vigy.
could she look any more like Punky Brewster...Im in
Juno.
Cindy McCain, ftw
I think I'd still hit it without hands and feet (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2160372.ece)
yay or nay?
Sheyla Hershey sets record with 38KKK jugs (up from 34FFF) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/04/worlds-biggest-breasts-sh_n_163992.html)
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-04-boobs3.jpg) (http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-04-boobs1.jpg)
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-04-boobs4.jpg) (http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-04-boobs5.jpg)
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-04-boobs6.jpg)
I hate implants but she has a decent face and the size of her tits would make it seem like I was farging a circus freak. Hit.
gross
She's got KKK tits?
WTF
the best thing about those pics is non of them are airbrushed
I see what you did there
Quote from: Rome on February 08, 2009, 08:27:30 PM
She's got KKK tits?
WTF
I guess I would have to then.
Perhaps a better question would be how many times with the Hershey freak would be equivalent to one time with the first lady of France?
If you hit those with a stick, does candy fall out?
Um, Milk Duds?
No... Mounds, silly.
Does anyone in their right mind find that even remotely attractive?
Fake ones, particularly ridiculous fake ones, are a turn off. Might still hit it if I was bored enough, but I definitely wouldn't work for it.
Quote from: stalker on February 09, 2009, 07:42:16 AM
Does anyone in their right mind find that even remotely attractive?
I for one would find it incredibly attractive if I smacked a girl with a stick and Mounds fell out.
I keep trying, but I never get anything more than blood and maybe a few teeth to fall out. I must be doing something wrong. Talk about disappointment.....
Not only will this broad be a superstar in the porn industry, she'll be back pain free for a long time. Win win.
Imagine how bad the loose skin would loook if those rib-balloons ever deflated?
(http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/84438765.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19346E4C5E9CA07326110D2B60505F9C2975A5397277B4DC33E)
Mrs. Sullenberger (the pilot who landed US Airways plane in the Hudson)
yea between her, jill biden and vuks wife i see no reason not to get your nut off in a 65 year old snatch
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/jeepwrang1994/dog.jpg)
Who dat?
looks like that dog saw too much
If that's the kind of language you're going to pick up from playing games online, I think you should quit.
Someone's been spanking that dog.
(http://mrcanacorn.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/squirting.jpg)
If only either of them were even tolerable to look at.
guess her muff has ruined this game
Quote from: MDS on April 23, 2009, 10:18:37 PM
guess her muff has ruined this game
best site ever
(http://www.reelfilm.com/images/tvgold.jpg)
I don't know why but Betty White gets it if she wants it!
Quote from: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 09:49:19 PM
If only either of them were even tolerable to look at.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 23, 2009, 08:34:20 PM
(http://mrcanacorn.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/squirting.jpg)
Huh! They're already half way there. One is bent over with her mouth open and the other one is thrusting her hips out.
I have an overwhelming urge to slap the sunburned stomach of the one on the right. Open hand, fingers spread.
(http://www.ibiza-voice.com/photopost/data/515/1910hot_Ibiza_party_girls.jpg)
(http://www.shavehead.to/teurmiv3qoedi9uanislp78hatgurfcp/23367_partygirls53.JPG)
(http://www.donovansf.com/PartyPics/ArchBishopsMansion/PajamaMansionParty-Girls1.jpg)
All except for weird bitch in front of the bottom pic.
And I think we're looking at a lot of "double bagging" scenarios.
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 24, 2009, 12:40:30 PM
All except for weird bitch in front of the bottom pic.
shes got a little rose mcgowen thing going on. hit.
Even the lovechild of Mariah Carey and Freddy Krueger?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/randyandjillian/
nsfw...would you hit it?
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2552/3911334023_0b0c247b5d_m.jpg)
Nerd glasses, plus tattoos, plus slut = definite hit
that would be a YES
Tha'ts what I call hot. For her age and size...she is fargalicious.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 02, 2009, 12:31:43 PM
Nerd glasses, plus tattoos, plus slut = definite hit
Alright now, don't know what it is 'bout those glasses, but it does sumpin'. That and the perfect ass=definate hitamoungo'.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 02, 2009, 12:27:31 PM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/randyandjillian/
nsfw...would you hit it?
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2552/3911334023_0b0c247b5d_m.jpg)
posting pics of your kid followed up by half nekkid pics of yourself is about tasteful as wearing shirts with profinity on them out in public.
she seems to have no sense of decency or common sense. definitely hit.
its not her page its her husbands. fwiw
I would farg that bitch just because she is a cops wife.
(http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/panama-cricket-girls-880x1024.jpg)
(http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/panama-cricket-games-have-the-best-booty-1024x768.jpg)
(http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/panama-cricket-has-the-best-booty.jpg)
um, yes please.
Concentrate, Sarge. You need to be cussing out the Yankees and Pedro Feliz.
i do work between innings.
Are those joyous things real?
nah, they're actually photochopped. i saw the real pics after i posted those and didn't want to ruin it for anyone.
article (http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/05/panama-cricket-games-have-the-best-booty/)
hoax (http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/05/panama-cricket-booty-mystery-revealed-fake/)
these are definitely real though (nsfw) (http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/04/lovely-young-cricket-fan-exposes-herself-on-live-tv/)
I didn't think so. The one that really looks fake is the girl on the right when they are walking
I don't get cricket, but i do get boobies
(http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100305/capt.e1ced0f6b5874f43b719cddf354355c1.phillies_blue_jays_spring_baseball_fleg106.jpg)
Cole's jealous of those boobs.
googled hot chicks and this was on the first page. had to post it.
(http://files.sharenator.com/baby_bites_woman_underwear_Cute_Naughty_Kids_with_Hot_Chicks-s400x305-10757-580.jpg)
i can post this right ?
His third leg has a shoe on it.
(http://www.hockeydrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/crosby_is_a_Hoyda.jpg)
(http://courant.image2.trb.com/hartnews/media/photo/2008-04/37569607.jpg)
yes.
so whats grabbing you here matty...the traps, biceps, ashy knuckles?
that sweet adam's apple
the peanut butter pussssie
actually it is the ashy knuckles.
she gots them rock tits.
I believe they're called athlete's tits, you ignorant retch.
no these are athletes tits
(http://www.sports-wired.com/women/img/natalie_gulbis/wos74.jpg)
no those are just cans
uconn chick got them hard ass stones you wanna punch and poke
my girl aly says step off
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/giles/marketing_020809/allison_stokke.jpg)
im not sure having sex with a female basketball player is on my list of things to do ever
Yeah. Tall in-shape girls are the worst.
you said girls. ha
Feminine looking girls are more attractive than athletic ones. Feminine looking girls also have a higher chance to be fat as they grow older.
so i get this newsletter every morning about industry-related events going on in or around dc. fundraisers, parties, big deals, etc. i'd say 70% of the people in dc in my line of work get it. this picture got sent out today...is that what i think it is?
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/5208/shockey.jpg)
Three chicks?
Nip Slip... but Phreak, if you want to stare at Jeremy Shockey... that's cool too.
Not quite nip...but close.
And not that I'm staring, but Shockey doesn't even clean up well.
shockey is doing something on either his twitter or facebook account, telling women to send in a video of themselves and to tell him why he should take her on a date. winner gets to go on an all expenses paid "date" with shockey.....which is probably a trip to popeye's and bus fare.
If I can get free popeye's spicy fried chicken out of the deal I might submit a tape myself.
sheeeeeeet......i already did.
Maybe I should hold out for a side of red beans and rice, too. Don't want to seem too eager.
might not be full nip, but it's definitely nip. they had her name and what company she works for right underneath it. and it was the very first picture.
it was a faint hint at her areola. though, it would be nice if someone introduced her to spankwire
Quote from: rjs246 on April 16, 2010, 05:09:51 PM
If I can get free popeye's spicy fried chicken out of the deal I might submit a tape myself.
You're in Richmond and haven't found the joy that is Bojangles yet?
http://www.myphl17.com/wphl-philly-passion-lingerie-football-presser-2010,0,7348399.photogallery
(http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2010-09/203803600-15141631.jpg)
Quote from: MMH on April 17, 2010, 07:40:30 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 16, 2010, 05:09:51 PM
If I can get free popeye's spicy fried chicken out of the deal I might submit a tape myself.
You're in Richmond and haven't found the joy that is Bojangles yet?
Cajun filet biscuit and sweet tea = breakfast of champions
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on September 16, 2010, 02:01:02 PM
http://www.myphl17.com/wphl-philly-passion-lingerie-football-presser-2010,0,7348399.photogallery
(http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2010-09/203803600-15141631.jpg)
All of them......including the brutha.
how many would you hit FAIL
the point is to put forward a group of possibles maybes and i don't knows, not a gaggle of porn stars
So you'd hit all of them too?
only the whites and not the front row third from left weirdo
Wrong CF
Quote from: Diomedes on September 16, 2010, 03:28:20 PM
how many would you hit FAIL
the point is to put forward a group of possibles maybes and i don't knows, not a gaggle of porn stars
(http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2010-09/203306880-15141608.jpg)
Dio Fail
that dudes not even in the original picture
he was running errands when the photo was taken.
Is that Shockey?
Quote from: MMH on September 16, 2010, 11:45:38 PM
Is that Shockey?
Greg Shockey, Jeremy's younger brother.
Pretty sure that should be their new fullback.
My kid has taken to watching Sprout TV. I am a fan of the host of the "Good Night" show (http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/sprout/36292/images/36292-hi-Nina_Star.jpg).
Yes, Yes
And the one on the left, too.
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 06, 2010, 07:03:20 PM
My kid has taken to watching Sprout TV. I am a fan of the host of the "Good Night" show (http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/sprout/36292/images/36292-hi-Nina_Star.jpg).
Ditto
I also like Genevieve from Choo Choo Soul:
(http://www.starplazatheatre.com/files/choochoobio.jpg)
(http://www.reclinergm.com/images/Oswalt-Halladay-Hamels-Phillies-ReclinerGM.jpg)
Hittastic.
The one on the left is a little feminine for me.
yes, yes, YES
Diana Taurasi? Hit. (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/flash/zoomGallery?section=gen&photoGalleryId=5650718)
i put her in this thread years ago if i recall.
meat. and yes please.
(http://www.nickiminajpics.com/images/nicki-minaj-lollipop-bikini-pic.jpg)
Why does she have a ballsack?
(http://www.horkulated.com/wp-content/main/2008_12/michelle-malkin-gone-wild.jpg)
real life question...middle girl ....i have 15 minutes to do this girl who is texting or not. pros are that i love latinas, cons are that she's fat.
nm
i'm going to do it anyway but just wondering.
Do you have anything or one better to do?
Where did the pic go?
Quote from: phattymatty on November 13, 2010, 10:19:02 PM
real life question...middle girl ....i have 15 minutes to do this girl who is texting or not. pros are that i love latinas, cons are that she's fat.
nm
i'm going to do it anyway but just wondering.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 13, 2010, 11:15:33 PM
Where did the pic go?
Phreak loves a latina in a 54 jersey at Macchu Picchu, son.
she ate it
yeah i made a responsible choice for once and said no to fat.
Where's the pic damnit
He deleted it after the fact because he wasn't drunk enough not to.
I DEMAND THE FAT CHICK PHOTO!
(http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/08/10/tUnPR2Il.jpg)
Quote from: phattymatty on November 14, 2010, 11:53:48 AM
yeah i made a responsible choice for once and said no to fat.
Fag
hit
TMQ's cheerleader of the week... Not so much a "would you?" but more of a "how would you?"
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/1114/pg2_e_sheridan01_400.jpg)
I'd paint my cork green and hate farg her til she creamed green. Then shtein in her mouth just because.
That's one way to go about it.
yeah....gets me off everytime.
(http://scoty32.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/sox-yankees-girls.jpg)
Both, I'd say.
Yeah. That's really a no brainer. Although the chick in the Sawx gear would get a mouth full of knuckles afterwards because she has a stupid looking face.
I'm pretty sure they're at the same exact bar that Daniel Craig took his picture at.
You've probably still got the pic in your inbox. Why don't you just do a side by side comparison?
beiber ma dooks hittable?
(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/670/32670/57312.jpg)
Oh yeah. If for nothing else, just to say you boned Bieber's mom in a dirty way.
Ha, and I just read she turned down $50k from Playboy to pose topless for them.
Bieber's mom don't need no 50k. Give me a break. Hef isn't even trying any more.
You don't know. Maybe she's running low on hundred dollar bills to wipe her ass with.
does that kid still have his baby teeth?
justin beiber is horrendous. I know its a kiddy thing, but he cant sing great or dance a lick. when he was trying to kick it with Usher it mad me uncomfortable.
not sure he could of even made it in the new kids on the block....but whatever....boy is raking in dough
Quote from: reese125 on February 15, 2011, 01:14:37 PM
but whatever....boy is raking in dough
net worth of $65.5 million (http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/singers/justin-bieber-net-worth/)
He needs a good face punching.
Singing lessons would help. At least Taylor Swift has some talent. Too bad her songs were written by three year olds in crayon.
(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jennifer_tilly_poker.jpg)
52 year old jennifer tilly
good white dont crack?
Let me get my motorboating trunks on.
Yeah Tilly would still get it. She's gross now, but fond memories are powerful things.
lol, couldn't of said it better myself.
Couldn't of.
http://www.greenwichtime.com/news/article/Stamford-police-bust-alleged-prostitution-ring-at-1307480.php
four alleged hookers in Stamford, CT
3 would def get it. Maybe 4 but that's it.
Number three is an easy call. Four, I don't know...maybe it's just the photo..but really, who am I kidding, I'd do it. I'm not above #2 if drunk. No to number 1.
3 and 4 I'd hit, the other two I'd let slob my knob.
Russian mongoloids = pass.
no 1 is a troll
the fatty would get it
Who are we kidding? Number 1 is a dude.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on March 27, 2011, 08:22:38 PM
Who are we kidding? Number 1 is a dude.
Shhh....T-Hawk hasn't made his selection yet.
My internet must be broke. I only see one picture of a dude named Natalia Cataraso and he's not hot
No, your internet is working fine. They have changed the article by removing a flash (?) item that allowed you to cycle through mug shots of four alleged whores. I suppose as the story ages and the traffic to it declines, they pull that feature.
I guess T-Hawk is stuck with the dude. He would have picked him anyways.
(http://prod.static.eagles.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/imported/PHI/photos/clubimages/2011/08-August/IMG_8720--nfl_medium_540_360.JPG)
From the Taylor Swift show at The Linc... (thanks to Beermonkey who took this shot)
A little unsure about this, but let's just say all of them who are over 18.
None of them are even close to being worth going to jail for. Far right could work, 2nd from right has potential if she's hiding some perkies under that sign. But the AZN is meh, the exotic honey has some really scary eyes, and the two on the left get a solid meh too.
So which ones are beermonkey's offspring?
the disturbing part of that is that taylor swift can book a stadium
Quote from: FastFreddie on August 07, 2011, 12:37:47 PM
None of them are even close to being worth going to jail for. Far right could work, 2nd from right has potential if she's hiding some perkies under that sign. But the AZN is meh, the exotic honey has some really scary eyes, and the two on the left get a solid meh too.
So which ones are beermonkey's offspring?
The court says two. He says none.
The two on the left.
None. My stomach doesn't handle prison food very well.
To clarify: the two on the left belong to Beermonkey
I wouldn't touch any of them either.
Bring them by my place in a few years and I'll teach them why they have clits...
(http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/1003/miners.jpg)
If I were not in New York yesterday I would have been working at that concert. Lame.
It doesn't look like you missed out.
(http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/08/eagles.jpg)
yes, YES, yes, dude, dude, breast cancer (yes)
Great. Redhead. I really don't have time to stalk another cheerleader.
I wonder if #2 suffers from back problems.
(And yes to all.)
Quote from: phattymatty on August 25, 2011, 09:39:02 PM
yes, YES, yes, dude, dude, breast cancer (yes)
I think you missed your calling.
YES
(http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2009/0906/amanda_knox_3_0612.jpg)
tree hugging northwesterner - yes
italian tranny - no
It's the exact opposite for me.
Yes to both. At the same time, amirite!?!
Lohan nude (http://imgur.com/a/y2PNH#0)
It's a shame they had to airbrush her body so that it looked exactly like it did 5 years or so ago when she was incredibly sexy.
Still hit.
Don't get me wrong, I'd destroy her dirty party girl ass but I don't get the Marilyn Monroe style photos. That trend is old.
Yep, it's a bit hackneyed. I find it interesting that they left a little imperfection in her skin. Usually they airbrush the shtein out of the photos. I suspect that they wanted a more "natural" look, but there's never anything natural with a playboy shoot.
her nipples are small and i want to eat them
(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jessica_biel_white_dress_letterman_december_7_2011_11.jpg)
I would hit this one. For the rest of my life. Gladly.
Hot chick naked, nice pics, blah blah....I want to see their top cars article, and the George Pelecanos one too.
I don't give a shtein what they think the best cocktails are though.
She looks like she just pooped angel sprinkles