I can tolerate a lot from a woman...a little cellulite, stretch marks, lazy eye. But I just cannot stand butt hair.
I never thought lightning would strike twice in the same place (this is the same strip joint I have mentioned here before), but I was entertaining some clients the other night and this awesome looking stripper offered her services. While I was getting this lap dance I noticed---butt hair. Not A hair, but a thicket of it.
Anyone else have a pet-peeve about the female of the species?
It would have to be attitude for me. If they are conceited it drives me up a farging wall. Physically there isn't much that bothers outside the usuals (leprcy, being dead, etc.)
Whaddaya got against dead chicks?
A woman with a mustache. There is nothing like going in for a good DFK and seeing farging dark and semi-long mustache hairs. Yuck!!
Nipple hair hands down!
Everything else goes down too -- trust me...
BB, tell your chick to get a Brazilian.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 12, 2005, 09:27:32 PM
BB, tell your chick to get a Brazilian.
"His" chick, the stripper, might not be interested in his advice.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 12, 2005, 09:27:32 PM
BB, tell your chick to get a Brazilian.
I don't see how her getting someone from another country is going to help the situation. :D
And while body hair on a woman is quite unattractive, I'll take that over a crappy personality anyday. Body hair can be shaved or waxed away. But if the woman's a bitch then she's going to remain that way.
BB, what you should have done was left her a dollar tip and wrote "Use this dollar to buy some ass razors" on it.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 12, 2005, 10:53:22 PM
BB, what you should have done was left her a dollar tip and wrote "Use this dollar to buy some ass razors" on it.
You sound as if you speak from experience.
Yup. When I danced at Chippendale's a lady once left me a dollar tip with the same message. Except she said I should use it for my jizz bag. My gynormous hairy jizz bag.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 12, 2005, 08:30:24 PM
Whaddaya got against dead chicks?
They're cold and unattentive. Its very frustrating.
Quote from: NGM on November 13, 2005, 12:16:24 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 12, 2005, 08:30:24 PM
Whaddaya got against dead chicks?
They're cold and unattentive. Its very frustrating.
So was my ex-wife despite the fact that she had a pulse.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 12, 2005, 10:53:22 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 12, 2005, 09:27:32 PM
BB, tell your chick to get a Brazilian.
I don't see how her getting someone from another country is going to help the situation. :D
Simple...but funny. Nice one Sarge
#1 for me...dumb tattoos.
A penis would also be really unattractive on a woman...unless its mine.
Quote from: hbionic on November 13, 2005, 11:02:27 PM
A penis would also be really unattractive on a woman...unless its mine.
dude. no. dont lie.
Quote from: MDS on November 13, 2005, 11:08:42 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 13, 2005, 11:02:27 PM
A penis would also be really unattractive on a woman...unless its mine.
dude. no. dont lie.
Unless its yours?
Quote from: MDS on November 13, 2005, 11:08:42 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 13, 2005, 11:02:27 PM
A penis would also be really unattractive on a woman...unless its mine.
dude. no. dont lie.
Unless its yours?
twice.
What the farg, how did that happen? I got some error message that I had made a post less than 5 seconds ago (apparently that is some kind of recurring problem for the site to tell me that)...anyways...that made me think for a second but I just hit back and posted it. Ahhh...that feels better. Nothing like letting it out before you go to sleep.
Pierced nipples.
Lower back tatoos, Though it may look great when they are young, a few years and kids later it looks more like some
sort of cave drawing.
I'm interested in getting a woman's perspective on this. PG, what do you think would be most un-attractive on a female?
Most unattractive thing on a female? Hair anywhere other than the head and possibly the landing strip.
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 12, 2005, 08:37:56 PM
A woman with a mustache. There is nothing like going in for a good DFK and seeing farging dark and semi-long mustache hairs. Yuck!!
So what do you have against Italian women? (prob going to haities for this one) :paranoid
Most un-attractive thing on a woman? Any man but me.
Most unattractive thing on a woman = Cowturd jersey.
a fargin bitch attitude :boo
A hairy wart on the woman's clit which you can barely see through her natural, european, winter bush that is hidden by the ingrown hair pimples on the inside of her thighs that lie in her stretch marks which are covered by her flappy stomach skin that is hanging off the bitch's keg belly that is complimented by her hairy A-cup tits, that lead up to her lip-stache and her acne and black heads on her nose, she's cross-eyed and has a uni-brow, one ear is smaller than the other and is balding with dandruff. Did I mention she's got cankles? She's got athletes foot, toe nail fungus(which can be treated with Lamisil :paranoid) and a bullet hole in her upper back with a farged up tattoo of Captain Kirk. That would really be unatractive on a woman...sober.
Poor dental hygiene/bad teeth, breath for me is by far the most unattractive thing. Even if a girl's face, body and personality were all 10's, a gap in her front teeth and bad breath would ruin it all.
Saggy A-cups are also pretty unattractive. I mean, how can small titties sag? It don't make no sense.
Oh yeah, and runny-egg nipples.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/ruunyeggnipples.jpg)
definitely clitty litter
poor gag reflex
Most un-attractive thing in a woman? An opinion.
Spitefulness and/or jealousy.
...but tatoos of any kind are also right up there.
I don't mind a little ink on the ladies.
you should all try touching a woman first, then you are allowed to pick them apart.
Quote from: phattymatty on November 16, 2005, 11:39:03 AM
you should all try touching a woman first, then you are allowed to pick them apart.
How douchebaggingly noble of you. Defend the womens!