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Title: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: BigEd76 on November 06, 2005, 02:42:02 PM
Charlotte.com (http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/sports/football/nfl/carolina_panthers/13098456.htm)

QuotePanthers cheerleaders arrested in Tampa
Police report: Sex in bathroom stall
PAT YASINSKAS
Staff Writer


TAMPA -- Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested early Sunday morning at a Tampa nightclub.

According to a police report Kristen Lanier Owen, 22, and Angela Ellen Keathley, 26, were arrested after an incident at Banana Joe's in the city's Channelside district at 2:10 a.m. One cheerleader was charged with battery, the other with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

The police report claims the two cheerleaders were having sex with each other in a stall at the bar when other patrons got angry they were taking so long in the bathroom.

Owen and another person started arguing and Owen hit that person in the face, according to the report. Keathley was escorted from Banana Joe's and the police report said she was so drunk she could barely stand and described her as rude and belligerent with police.

Other Panthers cheerleaders bailed Owen and Keathley out of the Orient Road Jail late Sunday morning.

The cheerleaders made the trip to Tampa on their own. Cheerleaders are on the sidelines only at home games. Team officials at Sunday afternoon's game said they were aware of the report, but declined further comment.

(http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_body05.jpg) (http://panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/renee_head05.jpg)

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Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Father Demon on November 06, 2005, 02:43:36 PM
Whoops...   my bad.   Let me clean that up.   :paranoid
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 06, 2005, 02:44:55 PM
The one on the left should never leave the house without make-up on.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Diomedes on November 06, 2005, 02:45:16 PM
Larry Flynt, where are you when we need you?  Get these two signed up!
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 02:45:18 PM
two chicks eating eachother out and people are getting mad? what the farg has the world come to!!
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 06, 2005, 02:46:52 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 06, 2005, 02:45:18 PM
two chicks eating eachother out and people are getting mad? what the farg has the world come to!!

Dude...the complainers were Bucs fans. duh.

They only like chick on chick munchin if it is toothless broads at a NASCAR race.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Father Demon on November 06, 2005, 02:47:14 PM
It's Tampa.  Everyone is either really old, or really gay.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: hunt on November 06, 2005, 02:47:23 PM
the brunette is beat that that's still pretty hott. :yay
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 02:48:49 PM
i never knew tamponians were that gay. its 2am at a bar, you figure the only people hanging around are drunk horny dudes. the bar should realease the security tapes of this. thats like the setup to a porn movie, two cheerleaders get smashed and end up rug muchin each other.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 06, 2005, 02:49:26 PM
Blonde chick kinda sorta looks like Andy Reid's wife.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: BigEd76 on November 06, 2005, 02:50:07 PM
but with less wrinkles and a tighter vag...
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 02:51:01 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 06, 2005, 02:50:07 PM
but with less wrinkles and a tighter vag...

not if shes lezboing up at a bar bathroom.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 06, 2005, 02:51:24 PM
:-D

Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 06, 2005, 03:35:40 PM
The one on the right must have been really drunk.  REALLY drunk.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 06, 2005, 03:36:19 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 06, 2005, 03:35:40 PM
The one on the right must have been really drunk.  REALLY drunk.

No kidding...the brunette is hideous.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Father Demon on November 06, 2005, 03:37:38 PM
(http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_lrg/hum11.jpg)
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 06, 2005, 03:41:00 PM
Damn.  The brunette looks like she could be Stallone's stunt double for the next Rocky. 
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 06, 2005, 03:42:28 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 06, 2005, 03:41:00 PM
Damn.  The brunette looks like she could be Stallone's stunt double for the next Rocky. 

She's not that good-looking.  Try again.  Maybe Sam Waterston's stunt double on Law & Order.  MAYBE.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 03:46:57 PM
the blonde though. lets hope it was her gettin the pleasuring because i cant imagine harriet myers' twin getting swirled and pinched from that piece of ass.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 06, 2005, 03:48:17 PM
It was probably a man the blonde was having sex with...but he looked like the brunette. She does have some very manly looks.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 03:49:09 PM
did u catch the video linked in the article? good ol fashioned running away from the camera.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 06, 2005, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 06, 2005, 03:48:17 PM
It was probably a man the blonde was having sex with...but he looked like the brunette. She does have some very manly looks.

She'd even make an ugly man.  Hideous.  Absolutely hideous.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 06, 2005, 03:50:54 PM
My guess is that the blonde was sitting on the brunette's face riding her nose.  Look at the size of that thing.  It gives me penis envy.  :paranoid
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: WEST is GOD on November 06, 2005, 04:43:29 PM
I hope one day a story about Adrienne and Ali comes out where they had sex, but it was caught on tape and I could download it.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 06, 2005, 04:44:44 PM
Probably the smartest thing you've ever said.  Congrats on that. 
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: BigEd76 on November 06, 2005, 04:48:25 PM
UPDATE

One of the cheerleaders gave a false identity and apparently had Kristen's drivers license.  It was actually another cheerleader, Renee...  :P

(http://panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/renee_head05.jpg)
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: WEST is GOD on November 06, 2005, 04:49:17 PM
Nice.  :yay
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 06, 2005, 04:51:24 PM
If I was an opposing player I'd drill a hole in the wall so I could watch the cheerleaders get dressed and dyke it out in their locker room.

Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 04:54:00 PM
holy crap this story got 1 billion times better. two hot ass chicks goin at it in a dirty bar bathroom. my god.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: mussa on November 06, 2005, 04:54:53 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 06, 2005, 03:50:54 PM
My guess is that the blonde was sitting on the brunette's face riding her nose.  Look at the size of that thing.  It gives me penis envy.  :paranoid

my thoughts exactly...except the penis problem of course... :paranoid
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: BigEd76 on November 06, 2005, 04:58:07 PM
I'm surprised bionic hasn't seen this story yet, but then again, it doesn't involve guys...
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 06, 2005, 05:03:02 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 06, 2005, 04:58:07 PM
I'm surprised bionic hasn't seen this story yet, but then again, it doesn't involve guys...

I'm sure he's seen the story.  I'm also sure he's been violently puking at the thought of 2 women engaging in sexual congress. 
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Diomedes on November 06, 2005, 05:09:23 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 06, 2005, 04:54:00 PM
holy crap this story got 1 billion times better. two hot ass chicks goin at it in a dirty bar bathroom. my god.

Holy Jesus, I have to get these girls to come see my bathroom.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MURP on November 06, 2005, 05:11:27 PM
good stuff. 
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 05:12:50 PM
Post of the year. Who knew it would be a serious post?
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: JTrotter Fan on November 06, 2005, 05:46:41 PM
Nothing beats carpet munching cheerleaders.  So hot!
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 06, 2005, 05:47:57 PM
Speaking of chicks goin at it with each other...

Did anyone see Jillian barberie and Pamela Anderson on the FOX pregame show? Holy jeez....

Pam was obviously cold and Jillian was acting like a giddy virgin about to get it for the first time.

Yeah, I pictured them gettin it on..sue me.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 06:11:55 PM
i feel bad for pams kids. their mom is the biggest sex symbol ever. she has the most popular sex tape ever. their dad has a huge schlong. those kids are gonna be messed up.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 06:13:37 PM
Anyone they ever date will be thinking of Pam and Tom while they're doing it.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 06:17:01 PM
if i was dating pam, i would be thinkin about the best set of fake cans this side of carnie wilson (ok, i kid).
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 06:17:37 PM
If you were dating Pam you'd be wearing a full body condom at all times.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 06:19:11 PM
like in the Naked Gun?
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 06:20:37 PM
Yeah, only instead of a kinda old hot chick you'd be with a skanky old hot chick. With big fake honkers.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 06:23:10 PM
nothing could better.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 06:24:46 PM
She could be younger and have real giant knockers.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 06:25:40 PM
like a pre-herion/anerexic lindsay lohan?
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 06:27:06 PM
Yeah. Oh, and she could be disease-free too. That would make things better.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 06:29:08 PM
Well now you're stretching it. AIDS is the thing these days.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: rjs246 on November 06, 2005, 06:29:59 PM
wow. just, wow. orgasms everywhere.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Reidme on November 06, 2005, 06:59:41 PM
This thread rocks. Thanks BigEd.  ;D
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: rjs246 on November 06, 2005, 07:17:38 PM
Seriously. Two pro cheerleaders having lesbian sex in public. I'm in fantasy overload here.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 07:21:52 PM
Somebody end the world now, it's all downhill from here.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: rjs246 on November 06, 2005, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 07:21:52 PM
Somebody end the world now, it's all downhill from here.

No doubt brother. No doubt.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 06, 2005, 08:27:07 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 06, 2005, 04:48:25 PM
UPDATE

One of the cheerleaders gave a false identity and apparently had Kristen's drivers license.  It was actually another cheerleader, Renee...  :P

(http://panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/renee_head05.jpg)

So, that means the ugly one was still involved, though.  Just a different hot blond.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 08:35:43 PM
You've missed an important point. How did she get the other cheerleader's ID? Obviously they bumped bagels and she stole it.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 09:10:35 PM
its simple. they need to do porn.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 09:11:16 PM
Days worth of porn.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Gene on November 06, 2005, 10:30:41 PM
Maybe it was a threesome. :yay
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: EJ72 on November 06, 2005, 11:30:38 PM
Anyone else catch the irony that two women are caught getting it on inside a place called "Banana Joe's"?(http://www.dallascowboyscentral.com/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif)

Lesbian sex, assault, false ID's. Sounds like they should be on that Desperate Housewives or something.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: stillupfront on November 06, 2005, 11:39:08 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 06, 2005, 06:11:55 PM
i feel bad for pams kids. their mom is the biggest sex symbol ever. she has the most popular sex tape ever. their dad has a huge schlong. those kids are gonna be messed up.

I don't think so. My kids aren't messed up.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Zanshin on November 07, 2005, 08:49:33 AM
What were they doing in Tampa? Following the team for the inevitable girl sex?
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: T_Section224 on November 07, 2005, 08:53:19 AM
this thread has made the day all worth it now!
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: mussa on November 07, 2005, 10:51:06 AM
anyone got a pic of the other chick?
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: BigEd76 on November 07, 2005, 11:50:06 AM
Of which chick?  I posted both, but Panthers.com got flooded from everyone checking out the pics...  :-D
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: BigEd76 on November 07, 2005, 05:17:30 PM
Rumor:  the 2 cheerleaders will be dismissed from the Panthers...
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 07, 2005, 05:19:09 PM
do porn.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: Father Demon on November 07, 2005, 05:58:13 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 07, 2005, 05:17:30 PM
Rumor:  the 2 cheerleaders will be dismissed from the Panthers...

Now that Philly is controversyless, they should hire these two hotsex lesbians.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: henchmanUK on November 08, 2005, 09:33:48 AM
They would have jobs for life if the XFL was still going.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: rjs246 on November 08, 2005, 09:36:05 AM
So they've been booted off the team. How long until they're in Playboy? I would bet they're in by the end of the season.

Also, I would like to point out that one of them is a nurse and the other is a student. Two lesbian student/nurse cheerleaders having sex with each other in public. That's fodder for WEEKS.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: BigEd76 on November 08, 2005, 10:24:01 AM
Sounds like Kristen (the one that gave her license to Renee) is also gone....
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on November 08, 2005, 11:28:58 AM
penthouse has the offer on the table.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: stillupfront on November 08, 2005, 11:54:11 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 08, 2005, 09:36:05 AM
So they've been booted off the team. How long until they're in Playboy? I would bet they're in by the end of the season.

Also, I would like to point out that one of them is a nurse and the other is a student. Two lesbian student/nurse cheerleaders having sex with each other in public. That's fodder for WEEKS.

Have they moved into your crawlspace yet swinger?
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: rjs246 on November 08, 2005, 12:01:54 PM
If I knew how to contact them I sure as hell wouldn't be on this message board right now.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: General_Failure on November 08, 2005, 12:58:13 PM
I'm almost amazed at your one handed typing skill.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: QB Eagles on November 09, 2005, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: henchmanUK on November 08, 2005, 09:33:48 AM
They would have jobs for life if the XFL was still going.

The Raiders are still around.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MURP on December 04, 2005, 10:23:24 AM
woman sues cheerleader for getting her ass kicked (http://www.nbc10.com/news/5462234/detail.html)
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: henchmanUK on February 02, 2006, 09:28:51 AM
The Smoking Gun strikes again! (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0201061tampa1.html)
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: rjs246 on February 02, 2006, 09:32:55 AM
I love this story.
Title: Re: Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom
Post by: MDS on February 02, 2006, 11:48:00 AM
So they were eating each other out? I never woulda guessed it.