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Title: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 02:00:36 PM

Who's as in who's kids on this board(whether you have them, will have them in the future, or are physically incapable of having them)....who's kids would grow up to be the most farged up.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 02:01:26 PM

your mothers

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:02:26 PM

MURP and PG's. Seriously, how would any of us turned out if our parent's had over 50,000 posts on one message board, met through that message board and dedicated their wedding to the eagles? Their kids are screwed!

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:03:54 PM

I'll have you know, our wedding was not dedicated to the Eagles.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:05:06 PM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:03:54 PM
I'll have you know, our wedding was not dedicated to the Eagles.

Eagles-heavy in theme, then?

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 02:05:18 PM

rjs, they will have the security of living in a state that won't be underwater next year, they get to see what dead leaves look like, get to shovel snow out of their driveways/streets(an extra chore which instills discipline)....and will have a broad sense of humor to to their mothers witty sarcasm. Oh, and they'll be great at giving nicknames!

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:06:47 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:05:06 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:03:54 PM
I'll have you know, our wedding was not dedicated to the Eagles.

Eagles-heavy in theme, then?

No. Green bridesmaid dresses, the pep band for 10 minutes to introduce us and a cake topper Eagles related. The rest had nothing to do with the Eagles.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:07:35 PM

Quote from: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 02:05:18 PM
rjs, they will have the security of living in a state that won't be underwater next year, they get to see what dead leaves look like, get to shovel snow out of their driveways/streets(an extra chore which instills discipline)....and will have a broad sense of humor to to their mothers witty sarcasm. Oh, and they'll be great at giving nicknames!

As opposed to living in the ghetto and having to breathe in smog all day every day....while going to sleep with the sweet lullabye of gunshots. :yay

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 02:07:48 PM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:06:47 PMThe rest had nothing to do with the Eagles.

So you're saying you don't like the Eagles. Nice. I think we found the mole.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 02:08:21 PM

wtf???...there might be little pg's running around one day

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: MURP on November 04, 2005, 02:08:23 PM

INS is a comin.....

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:09:16 PM

Uh oh. Maybe we should just accept that their children will grow up to be taterskins fans as a form of rebellion and move on.

I for one think my children will be perfect little angels. Definitely no issues. Definitely. Little shteins.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:10:09 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:09:16 PM
Uh oh. Maybe we should just accept that their children will grow up to be taterskins fans

Ironic coming from you. :-D

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:11:19 PM

My children will be far too terrified of me to root for anyone.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: MDS on November 04, 2005, 02:12:41 PM

that crackhead stillupfront probably knocked up some crackwhore and there a little crack baby roaming the streets with his fingerprints all over it

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: T_Section224 on November 04, 2005, 02:22:59 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 02:08:21 PM
there might be little pg's running around one day

unless they take after murp there is no chance that they'd be anything but little.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 02:27:07 PM

odds on their first words

1/2 - stfu
8/5 - shut up idiot
2/1 - moron
3/2 - ::)

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:29:00 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 02:27:07 PM
odds on their first words

1/2 - stfu
8/5 - shut up idiot
2/1 - moron
3/2 - ::)

considering you'll never be around any of our kids, that won't be true.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 02:30:09 PM

dont be so sure about that...i know where you tailgate

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:31:56 PM

Isn't IGY over at your house every afternoon to hang out? I thought you guys were tight.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:32:36 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 02:30:09 PM
dont be so sure about that...i know where you tailgate

Notice how I am the only one to avoid you so far?

Good.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 02:35:08 PM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 02:32:36 PM
Notice how I am the only one to avoid you so far?

Good.

You work for Verizon now?

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: MURP on November 04, 2005, 02:41:53 PM

If this thread is going to just be about my kids, im gonna lock it, make a list of all who are posting on it, and plan my sweet revenge.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: hunt on November 04, 2005, 02:43:48 PM

i need to post here more often so people will make fun of my kids too. :-[

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:47:55 PM

Quote from: mhunt on November 04, 2005, 02:43:48 PM
i need to post here more often so people will make fun of my kids too. :-[

Your kids have hooves.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 02:52:30 PM

Quote from: mhunt on November 04, 2005, 02:43:48 PM
i need to post here more often so people will make fun of my kids too. :-[

Don't you already have one spawn? Isn't that plenty?

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 02:55:23 PM

Notice how I am the only one to avoid you so far?

not really

i just want you to admit that you know im not a taterskin fan

If this thread is going to just be about my kids, im gonna lock it, make a list of all who are posting on it, and plan my sweet revenge

dont feel bad my seed is a member of the hitler youth

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 02:57:57 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 02:55:23 PM
dont feel bad my seed is a member of the hitler youth

Seriously, there's no way he's your kid.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: SunMo on November 04, 2005, 02:58:00 PM

i plan on making my son the next Todd Marinovich, i couldn't care less about the girls. lousy failures.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 03:04:54 PM

Seriously, there's no way he's your kid.

trust me i wouldnt lie about a having a bastich child...then post macauly culkin and say hes mine

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 03:10:53 PM

I've never met IGY. Pehaps he's just Prophet in disguise or another white dude acting 'urban' but there is no chance that luke skywalker-looking, aryan nation ideal, kid came from a black dude.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 03:14:49 PM

im not black homie

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 03:15:29 PM

And there you have it. I'm satisfied.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 03:16:41 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 03:14:49 PM
im not black homie

Oh. My. God.

Wow.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: MURP on November 04, 2005, 03:17:43 PM

I can vouch. IGY is white. Whiter than Ron Powlus.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 03:18:38 PM

powlus....i like it

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Father Demon on November 04, 2005, 03:19:21 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 03:14:49 PM
im not black homie

Yes you are. It's easier to accept when you just go ahead and admit it.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 03:19:42 PM

Quote from: MURP on November 04, 2005, 03:17:43 PM
I can vouch. IGY is white. Whiter than Ron Powlus.

My pops is from Berwick and lets be fair. No one is whiter than Ron Powlus.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: phattymatty on November 04, 2005, 03:19:52 PM

he acts hip hop on message boards but he's a little kitten in real life

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Father Demon on November 04, 2005, 03:21:17 PM

Everything I know about the world has just been turned on its ass.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Diomedes on November 04, 2005, 03:24:11 PM

I'm black.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 03:26:33 PM

I'm Cuban, B.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 03:26:44 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on November 04, 2005, 03:24:11 PM
I'm black.

Maybe your soul would be, if you somewhat believed it even existed.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: phattymatty on November 04, 2005, 03:27:18 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 03:26:33 PM
I'm Cuban, B.

ahh yes, cuban bee.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 03:28:17 PM

By the way, picturing IGY as a white guy, I can't help my mind continually turning to the "Dead Tree" crew.

So, IGY pretty much represents the Eagles' version of "The Mayor". HollA!

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 03:28:21 PM

idiots

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Father Demon on November 04, 2005, 03:39:38 PM

Well, that goes without saying.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 03:56:01 PM

You guys can never stay on topic.

::)

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:02:19 PM

Quote from: MDS on November 04, 2005, 02:12:41 PM
that crackhead stillupfront probably knocked up some crackwhore and there a little crack baby roaming the streets with his fingerprints all over it

No, I have 4. Very normal not drug addicted. Oh, and by the way, I have never tried crack.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 04:13:40 PM

Quote from: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:02:19 PM
No, I have 4. Very normal not drug addicted. Oh, and by the way, I have never tried crack.

How many different mommies?

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Post by: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:17:13 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 04, 2005, 04:13:40 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:02:19 PM
No, I have 4. Very normal not drug addicted. Oh, and by the way, I have never tried crack.

How many different mommies?

Just 1. I have been very happily married for 22 years. Who else can make that claim on this board?

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 04:18:39 PM

Bobby, tell Whitney that crack is whack. Wait, she already knows that.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 04:21:36 PM

I have been very happily married for 22 years. Who else can make that claim on this board?

i can happily claim ive never been married

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:24:36 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 04:21:36 PM
I have been very happily married for 22 years. Who else can make that claim on this board?

i can happily claim ive never been married

Then my child you are living a very shallow, non-enriched life.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 04:26:00 PM

:-D MURP is such a kidder. :paranoid

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: SunMo on November 04, 2005, 04:26:47 PM

Quote from: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:24:36 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 04:21:36 PM
I have been very happily married for 22 years. Who else can make that claim on this board?

i can happily claim ive never been married

Then my child you are living a very shallow, non-enriched life.

she reads the board huh?

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:28:07 PM

Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 04:26:47 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:24:36 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 04:21:36 PM
I have been very happily married for 22 years. Who else can make that claim on this board?

i can happily claim ive never been married

Then my child you are living a very shallow, non-enriched life.

she reads the board huh?

Occasionally, she thinks we are a whole pack of retards.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 04:28:49 PM

Quote from: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 04:26:47 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:24:36 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 04:21:36 PM
I have been very happily married for 22 years. Who else can make that claim on this board?

i can happily claim ive never been married

Then my child you are living a very shallow, non-enriched life.

she reads the board huh?

Occasionally, she thinks we are a whole pack of retards.

That's the first sensible thing you've written in weeks.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 04:29:02 PM

stillupfront...22 years? I picture you on the younger side of older.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:33:39 PM

Quote from: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 04:29:02 PM
stillupfront...22 years? I picture you on the younger side of older.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 04:41:48 PM

Congrats stillupfront. 22 years of marriage, 4 kids and only 43. Nice. :yay So it can be done. Because I'm so close to the 40's (I'm 29)...hearing people in their 40's and with families...damn...they just seem so young. Works out cool because women in their 40's still look pretty hot. I hope your wife looks 20 something. ;)

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 04:44:20 PM

If I had four kids and had been married for 22 years, I'd be smoking crack too.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:45:52 PM

Quote from: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 04:41:48 PM
Congrats stillupfront. 22 years of marriage, 4 kids and only 43. Nice. :yay So it can be done. Because I'm so close to the 40's (I'm 29)...hearing people in their 40's and with families...damn...they just seem so young. Works out cool because women in their 40's still look pretty hot. I hope your wife looks 20 something. ;)

It was a little rough having kids 2 years after college, but now that I don't need baby sitters anymore, it's cool. I have friends with 2 and 3 year olds and they are my age. They never get out of the house. My wife and I stay at the Borgata nearly every Friday. Never a child care problem.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: SunMo on November 04, 2005, 04:46:17 PM

i have 3 kids and have been married almost 6 years. and i'm only 25

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 04:46:35 PM

Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 04:46:17 PM
i have 3 kids and have been married almost 6 years. and i'm only 25

Learn to keep it in your pants dude. Jesus.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: hbionic on November 04, 2005, 04:47:45 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 04:46:35 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 04:46:17 PM
i have 3 kids and have been married almost 6 years. and i'm only 25

Learn to keep it in your pants dude. Jesus.

:-D :-D :-D

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: SunMo on November 04, 2005, 04:49:16 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 04:46:35 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 04:46:17 PM
i have 3 kids and have been married almost 6 years. and i'm only 25

Learn to keep it in your pants dude. Jesus.

having twins accounts for the high quanitity at this point in my life.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Diomedes on November 04, 2005, 04:54:28 PM

Haven't you breeders noticed that people suck? Yeah, well...that includes your kids.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: MURP on November 04, 2005, 05:02:02 PM

(http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20051104/capt.xed10611040323.china_bird_flu_xed106.jpg?x=207&y=345&sig=fqB7FwZfOojMftDsTgW9Lw--)

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 05:03:23 PM

MURP, I don't know what you're doing with these pictures, but they're kind of cracking me up.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 05:13:00 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on November 04, 2005, 04:54:28 PM
Haven't you breeders noticed that people suck? Yeah, well...that includes your kids.

I like people.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 05:13:25 PM

Burn people.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: NGM on November 04, 2005, 05:14:51 PM

Does anyone doubt Dio has been to:

(http://www.boingboing.net/images/_static_images_snipper.jpg)

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 05:32:13 PM

Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 04:46:17 PM
i have 3 kids and have been married almost 6 years. and i'm only 25

I have 2 dogs, no kids, and have been married just over 3 years. That's a little more normal for 25.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 05:37:28 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 04, 2005, 05:32:13 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 04:46:17 PM
i have 3 kids and have been married almost 6 years. and i'm only 25

I have 2 dogs, no kids, and have been married just over 3 years. That's a little more normal for 25.

You are confusing mainstream with normal

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Wingspan on November 04, 2005, 06:01:29 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 04, 2005, 05:32:13 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 04:46:17 PM
i have 3 kids and have been married almost 6 years. and i'm only 25

I have 2 dogs, no kids, and have been married just over 3 years. That's a little more normal for 25.

i'm 29, and i've been married about 11 weeks.

i have 18 kids though :(

(http://www.ankhenterprises.org/images/007%20Unimogs%20Crowded.JPG)

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: QB Eagles on November 04, 2005, 06:27:28 PM

Quote from: Wingspan on November 04, 2005, 06:01:29 PM
i'm 29, and i've been married about 11 weeks.

i have 18 kids though :(

I think all three of those numbers are the statistical averages for professional athletes.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 04, 2005, 06:41:02 PM

:-D Wingspan, you sure you're not from Paradise or Intercourse? You could have an Amish working family. :evil

As for me: 34 (nearly 35), married 12½ years, just one 2-year-old boy.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 06:46:45 PM

Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 04, 2005, 06:41:02 PM
:-D Wingspan, you sure you're not from Paradise or Intercourse? You could have an Amish working family. :evil

As for me: 34 (nearly 35), married 12½ years, just one 2-year-old boy.

Narrow Urethra?

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: JTrotter Fan on November 04, 2005, 07:32:28 PM

Do we have any (true and proven) mentally retarded Eagles fans? I wonder?!

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: General_Failure on November 04, 2005, 07:56:13 PM

Yeti, stillupfront, our friend with the tilde fetish ...

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Diomedes on November 04, 2005, 07:57:49 PM

Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 04, 2005, 07:32:28 PMDo we have any (true and proven) mentally retarded Eagles fans?

I'm pretty sure I qualify. Anyone disagree?

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 09:00:16 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on November 04, 2005, 07:57:49 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 04, 2005, 07:32:28 PMDo we have any (true and proven) mentally retarded Eagles fans?

I'm pretty sure I qualify. Anyone disagree?

I disagree. Sorry. Nice try.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Diomedes on November 04, 2005, 09:04:36 PM

What gave me away?

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 04, 2005, 09:22:37 PM

Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 04, 2005, 07:32:28 PM
Do we have any (true and proven) mentally retarded Eagles fans? I wonder?!

You really need to ask that with TO is GOD on this board?

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: JTrotter Fan on November 04, 2005, 10:18:13 PM

Haha!! Can anyone find a retarded drooling smiley?

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 10:19:52 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on November 04, 2005, 09:04:36 PM
What gave me away?

Didn't you vote for Gore?

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 05, 2005, 07:38:23 AM

Quote from: Diomedes on November 04, 2005, 09:04:36 PM
What gave me away?

Your grammar is too good, and (my thoughts on them aside) your opinions are usually carefully thought out.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: ice grillin you on November 05, 2005, 08:17:17 AM

even if you gotta walk a mile...run out and get your jimmy hats..cause you cant trust a big butt and a smile

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Wingspan on November 05, 2005, 12:26:58 PM

Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 04, 2005, 10:18:13 PM
Haha!! Can anyone find a retarded drooling smiley?

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Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Fan_Since_64 on November 05, 2005, 12:32:14 PM

Quote from: stillupfront on November 04, 2005, 04:17:13 PM

I have been very happily married for 22 years. Who else can make that claim on this board?

I almost can - 21 years for me. But I waited a few more years. ;)

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: mussa on November 05, 2005, 02:38:27 PM

well im 25, not married and no kids....SUCKERS!

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: PhillyandBCEagles on November 06, 2005, 03:20:33 AM

i'm 21 and go to BC and bang a differnet slut every night

OK not tongiht

but most nights

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: stillupfront on November 06, 2005, 08:58:55 AM

Quote from: PhillyandBCEagles on November 06, 2005, 03:20:33 AM
i'm 21 and go to BC and bang a differnet slut every night

OK not tongiht

but most nights

I didn't know that female moose were called sluts.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: mussa on November 06, 2005, 04:57:46 PM

Quote from: stillupfront on November 06, 2005, 08:58:55 AM
Quote from: PhillyandBCEagles on November 06, 2005, 03:20:33 AM
i'm 21 and go to BC and bang a differnet slut every night

OK not tongiht

but most nights

I didn't know that female moose were called sluts.

thats probably the WORST JOKE Ive heard in my life.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 05:03:22 PM

Quote from: PhillyandBCEagles on November 06, 2005, 03:20:33 AM
i'm 21 and go to BC and bang a differnet slut every night

OK not tongiht

but most nights

Who's kids are most likely to be born with eye gonorrhea!

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 06, 2005, 05:11:05 PM

Wow, how the hell did I miss this thread?

Most of you know my story, happliy divorced, 2 daughters. They're pretty normal. My oldest is an honor student and my youngest likes to eat paste.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 05:15:55 PM

I wish I wasn't such a nice guy so I could make a joke about that.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 06, 2005, 05:18:29 PM

Nice guy? What happened, did you lose a bet or something? Fire away.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 05:19:29 PM

If you insist. Eating paste will prepare her well for life and career after living with her skanky mom.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: hbionic on November 07, 2005, 01:03:10 AM

atta boy.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 07, 2005, 01:06:31 AM

Quote from: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 05:19:29 PM
If you insist. Eating paste will prepare her well for life and career after living with her skanky mom.

Never gonna happen. I'll be damned if either of my little girls end up like thier mom.

Title: Re: Who's kids are most likely to be f'd up when/if they grow up.
Post by: EJ72 on November 07, 2005, 04:05:12 AM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 07, 2005, 01:06:31 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 05:19:29 PM
If you insist. Eating paste will prepare her well for life and career after living with her skanky mom.

Never gonna happen. I'll be damned if either of my little girls end up like thier mom.

I remember you were having some troubles. How has that whole situation been working out for you?

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