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Title: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 11:49:45 AM
We can thank BossHog for the reminder.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 11:52:53 AM
I still can't decide
How this game's going to go
Ask me Monday morn'.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 04, 2005, 11:55:42 AM
I'm sick of T.O.
Can't stand his stupid antics
taterskins are teh suck.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 11:59:50 AM
For years I was drunk
At FedEx Field for this game.
Now I can't go, Wah.

Will the Skins defeat
The Eagles in Maryland?
Not bloody likely.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: Cerevant on November 04, 2005, 12:24:15 PM
Terrel Owens benched
Brian Westbrook gets a deal
There's a game Sunday?
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 04, 2005, 12:26:43 PM
In all the turmoil
Can the Eagles pull it off
Or they choke like dogs.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 12:27:51 PM
taterskins suck skins suck
taterskin fans suck their fans suck
taterskins suck skins suck
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: MDS on November 04, 2005, 12:33:45 PM
even in defeat
the douchebags on extreme skins
will suck Gibbs bone dry

Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 01:05:29 PM
Press conference late,
Maybe Reid found a buffet...
Like he'd pass that up.


Taking shots at Skins?
The last time that I checked it...
We're both 4 and 3.

Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 01:11:50 PM
Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 01:05:29 PM
Press conference late,
Maybe Reid found a buffet...
Like he'd pass that up.


Taking shots at Skins?
The last time that I checked on it...
We're both 4 and 3.



Clearly someone's Haiku skills are lacking.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 01:13:25 PM
He overuses syllables in much the same way as he exaggerates Joe Gibbs' penis size.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: henchmanUK on November 04, 2005, 01:17:05 PM
Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 01:05:29 PM
Press conference late,
Maybe Reid found a buffet...
Like he'd pass that up.

Andy Reid is fat?
I really didn't know that!
Skins fans are funny.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 01:40:20 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 04, 2005, 01:13:25 PM
He overuses syllables in much the same way as he exaggerates Joe Gibbs' penis size.

... or T.O exaggerates his value.

... or Eagles fans' trivialize the distraction that T.O causes.

The haiku cops are here,
They've brought their usual class.
hey boys... suck my ass.

or how about:

Extra syllable ?
Who the farg would give a shtein.
... just the meatcicles.

Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 01:41:17 PM
You really want us to not be meatcicles to taterskins fans?  C'mon, man.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: pinoyboy2pt0 on November 04, 2005, 01:44:23 PM
It is lame that the
taterskins don't even play in
Washington D.C.

Maryland taterskins
is just like the New Jersey
Giants football team.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 01:45:36 PM
Aw, BossHog's feelings are hurt.
Delicate flower,
Would you like some kleenex, douche?
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 01:46:16 PM
Wow, the reverse haiku!
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: henchmanUK on November 04, 2005, 01:47:18 PM
Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 01:40:20 PM
... or Eagles fans' trivialize the distraction that T.O causes.

Seen this thread? (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=17021.0)
P.S. Nice use of the word meatcicles. :-D
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 01:47:36 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 04, 2005, 01:46:16 PM
Wow, the reverse haiku!

Technically, it is still a viable Haiku.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 01:48:58 PM
Technically, T.O. can still procreate.  There are a lot of problems in this world.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 01:57:43 PM
Of course I'm not offended... actually, I expect very little from you guys.  :paranoid

... and I meant no offense... surely I'm entitled to a retort. (That's a reply for you lower brow Eagle fans)


You hurt my feelings?
I seriously doubt that.
I'd have to care first. 


As for the kleenex.
You better keep that yourself.
Choking causes tears.


Come on Eagle fans,
Just look at your trophy case,
You'll see it's empty.

And look at T.O,
That's certainly a mess too,
Looks real good on you.

;)


Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 02:01:20 PM
Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 01:57:43 PM
Come on Eagle fans,
Just look at your trophy case,
You'll see it's empty.

If the NFL were like the NHL, yours would be empty, and the Eagles would have an NFC Championship trophy.

It's not like the taterskins are winning anything anyway this year.  They're way over expectations, and the Eagles are way under, and both teams are about the same.

I would never farg
A girl that roots for the Skins
Disease-ridden cvnts.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: ice grillin you on November 04, 2005, 02:05:14 PM
play games in one state
practice/train in another
neither are your name

nice racist symbol
no indians buy tickets
kill all red people
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:17:19 PM
taterskins fans stay home
To watch their team lose again.
Home away from home.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 04, 2005, 02:01:20 PM
Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 01:57:43 PM
Come on Eagle fans,
Just look at your trophy case,
You'll see it's empty.

If the NFL were like the NHL, yours would be empty, and the Eagles would have an NFC Championship trophy.

It's not like the taterskins are winning anything anyway this year.  They're way over expectations, and the Eagles are way under, and both teams are about the same.

I would never farg
A girl that roots for the Skins
Disease-ridden cvnts.


Skins gal with fat pat?
I seriously doubt that.
Stick to anal beads...




Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:25:13 PM
My ladyfriend likes the Skins.
Very good in bed.
Wang hasn't fallen off. Yet.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: Beermonkey on November 04, 2005, 02:37:43 PM
Big Sean Taylor hits
Oh, Skins fans ejaculate
court date in the Spring
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:39:00 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:25:13 PM
My ladyfriend likes the Skins.
Very good in bed.
Wang hasn't fallen off. Yet.

I'm very happy that your Skins ladyfriend is very good in bed and that her wang hasn't fallen off yet... that would seriously dampen your spirits I'm sure.... you keep trying to make it fall off though little camper.


Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:41:16 PM
Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:39:00 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:25:13 PM
My ladyfriend likes the Skins.
Very good in bed.
Wang hasn't fallen off. Yet.

I'm very happy that your Skins ladyfriend is very good in bed and that her wang hasn't fallen off yet... that would seriously dampen your spirits I'm sure.... you keep trying to make it fall off though little camper.


So let me get this straight. You're calling the skins fan in this scenerio a tranny? Not sure how that helps your cause, but you know, BURN!
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 02:42:04 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:25:13 PM
My ladyfriend likes the Skins.
Very good in bed.
Wang hasn't fallen off. Yet.

Unfortunately,
There is only one outcome.
Your wang's time is up.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:41:16 PM
Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:39:00 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:25:13 PM
My ladyfriend likes the Skins.
Very good in bed.
Wang hasn't fallen off. Yet.

I'm very happy that your Skins ladyfriend is very good in bed and that her wang hasn't fallen off yet... that would seriously dampen your spirits I'm sure.... you keep trying to make it fall off though little camper.


So let me get this straight. You're calling the skins fan in this scenerio a tranny? Not sure how that helps your cause, but you know, BURN!

You're the one trying to shake the wang off of a tranny...  and I'm the one that burns?  :-D

You're right... i burn... because I prefer my ladies without wangs... whether they cheer for the Skins or the Eagles.

But you go girl.

... and fatpat why are you so concerned with MY wang... shouldn't you be more worried about rjs' gf's? I mean hers/his is apparently in serious jeopardy of just dropping off! just because he/she's a tranny doesn't mean that you shouldn't treat her with respect...

That's just cold. And I hear she gives you everything she's got. There's just no pleasing some people.

So your ladyfriend's a dude ...
Well to each his own,
Try not to choke on her bone..


Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:56:03 PM
Your sense of humor's truly
Amazing, BossHog!
Making gay jokes! Side splitting!
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 02:56:11 PM
Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:52:19 PM
... and fatpat why are you so concerned with MY wang...

I never mentioned your wang.  You wish.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:58:31 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:56:03 PM
Your sense of humor's truly
Amazing, BossHog!
Making gay jokes! Side splitting!

I can die happy...

You're the one who brought up your old lady's wang, not me.



Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 03:00:23 PM
Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:58:31 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:56:03 PM
Your sense of humor's truly
Amazing, BossHog!
Making gay jokes! Side splitting!

I can die happy...

You're the one who brought up your old lady's wang, not me.


Keep saying it dude. It'll make it more funny. And true!
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 03:03:26 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 03:00:23 PM
Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:58:31 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 02:56:03 PM
Your sense of humor's truly
Amazing, BossHog!
Making gay jokes! Side splitting!

I can die happy...

You're the one who brought up your old lady's wang, not me.


Keep saying it dude. It'll make it more funny. And true!

Ok.... You're the one who brought up your old lady's wang, not me.

This is fun isn't it?

Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 03:09:08 PM
Yes circular arguments based on intentionally 'misunderstanding' something and gay jokes are what I do in my free time. You're representing the Skins fan base exactly as expected. Toss in a couple of reference to Me.O., McHeart-throb, empty trophy cases, and Reid being fat and you'll have hit for the cycle... oh, oops. You've already done that. Good job with the originality. Come back when you've got some new material. Douche.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 04, 2005, 03:15:06 PM
New material:
The skins D-line is really
Even worse than ours

They blame injuries
But really they just sucked more
From the beginning
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: Beermonkey on November 04, 2005, 03:19:12 PM
Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:52:19 PM
I'm very happy that your Skins ladyfriend is very good in bed and that her wang hasn't fallen off yet... that would seriously dampen your spirits I'm sure.... you keep trying to make it fall off though little camper.

Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:52:19 PM
So let me get this straight. You're calling the skins fan in this scenerio a tranny? Not sure how that helps your cause, but you know, BURN!

Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 02:52:19 PMYou're the one trying to shake the wang off of a tranny...  and I'm the one that burns?  :-D

You're right... i burn... because I prefer my ladies without wangs... whether they cheer for the Skins or the Eagles.

But you go girl.

... and fatpat why are you so concerned with MY wang... shouldn't you be more worried about rjs' gf's? I mean hers/his is apparently in serious jeopardy of just dropping off! just because he/she's a tranny doesn't mean that you shouldn't treat her with respect...

That's just cold. And I hear she gives you everything she's got. There's just no pleasing some people.

So your ladyfriend's a dude ...
Well to each his own,
Try not to choke on her bone.

Wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wangity wang, wonderful wang.

(http://www.pythonsite.de/bbc/spam3.jpg)

Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: phattymatty on November 04, 2005, 03:30:01 PM
Last year at FedEx
spilled beer on a little kid
his dad was a douche
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: Beermonkey on November 04, 2005, 03:35:43 PM
Skins fan's intellect
way overestimated
see the Deadtree Crew
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 04:52:41 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 03:09:08 PM
Yes circular arguments based on intentionally 'misunderstanding' something and gay jokes are what I do in my free time. You're representing the Skins fan base exactly as expected. Toss in a couple of reference to Me.O., McHeart-throb, empty trophy cases, and Reid being fat and you'll have hit for the cycle... oh, oops. You've already done that. Good job with the originality. Come back when you've got some new material. Douche.


You're really quite senitive aren't you? Hence the 'delicate flower' comment no doubt... you're familiar with the type.

As for original material... last time I checked... Reid was still fat, T.O cared only about himself and your trophy case was still  empty... it doesn't have to be original when it still applies. Maybe you're getting over-sensitive about it as you begin to realize the truth of it all. When I'm as good at spewing nothingness as you and can also just assume that I'm comical... i'll drop back and let you know.

Peace out y'all... I'd wish ya luck but I'd rather that you collectively blew up... so that'd be wrong.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2005, 04:55:45 PM
Have fun sucking Gibbs off.

Maybe he'll get another gatorade bath if they go 8-8 this year.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: BigEd76 on November 04, 2005, 05:02:19 PM
FedEx Field night game
Retarded schedule makers
Fourth year in a row

Let's try something new!
Oh, this year we're not favored
Ah well.  Birds by 10.
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: WEST is GOD on November 04, 2005, 05:27:21 PM
TO rules the world
TO is out of control
TO owns the Skins
Title: Re: taterskins HAIKU thread
Post by: MDS on November 04, 2005, 07:39:56 PM
Quote from: TO is GOD on November 04, 2005, 05:27:21 PM
TO rules the world
TO is out of control
TO owns the Skins

I am a giant
tool who slurps up the pre cum
of Terrell Owens