What would you do? You only get 24 hours...none of this the day ends when I go to sleep bullshtein.
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I would change my baseball allegiance from the Los Angeles Dodgers to the Chicago Cubs - the spritual sporting franchise for all those who believe in karma, curses and mumbo jumbo.
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put a loaded gun to my head and pull the trigger.
Quote from: MURP on November 01, 2005, 09:03:11 AM
put a loaded gun to my head and pull the trigger.
Aah, I see we agree.
id farg as many mexican hookers/schoolgirls as i could with that little penis of his.
I'd do the right thing and call INS on myself.
I would sit around watching ESPN all day, until the the last 10 minutes as my day as you, then drink 20 bottles of fire-hot hot sauce, eat 10 cans of beans, and eat 5 boxes of ex-lax. With the final 2 seconds, I would slam your pathetic dork in the door twice.
Rent a man-whore.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 01, 2005, 10:38:29 AM
Rent a man-whore.
You could at least give the guy some variety for a day.
Three words: "Whores with AIDS" :D
I'd spend the first half of the day visiting local prisons and pissing off all the inmates. Then I'd spend the second half of the day commiting crimes and random acts of violence around town. And just before my day as hbionic would come to an end I would turn myself into local authorities.
Of course, I'd also prepare my mexican friend for his stay in prison by getting a large tattoo on his back of an arrow pointing straight down with the words "fun hole" on it. Good luck in the showers Chuggie.
Three words.
HIV infested hookers.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 01, 2005, 11:16:30 AM
I'd spend the first half of the day visiting local prisons and pissing off all the inmates. Then I'd spend the second half of the day commiting crimes and random acts of violence around town. And just before my day as hbionic would come to an end I would turn myself into local authorities.
Of course, I'd also prepare my mexican friend for his stay in prison by getting a large tattoo on his back of an arrow pointing straight down with the words "fun hole" on it. Good luck in the showers Chuggie.
That's gotta be a winner right there.
Goddammit. That's what I get for not reading any of this thread.
Quote from: mussa on November 01, 2005, 09:11:31 AM
id farg as many mexican hookers/schoolgirls as i could with that little penis of his.
u missed this one too