For those of you indoors tonight, and handing out candy to the unwashed masses, please give a description of the worst costumes you've seen tonight, who was wearing it and what your reaction was.
Some kid came to my house about ten minutes ago dressed as LaVar Arrington. He was all of nine I guess. I said I wasn't giving him anything, my wife got pissed told me to stop, and gave the kid a Mallow Cup.
I promised myself when I was a young trick-or-treater I would never give a kid a zesty mallow cup for Halloween. My wife unwittingly became my accomplice in sticking it to the kid.
The kids in my neighborhood look like you'd expect in the ghetto. Like crap. No imagination, no effort. Just a big bag and a $9.99 costume. A lion. A batman. A princess.
I let the dog out front for the night.
Quote from: Diomedes on October 31, 2005, 07:54:04 PM
The kids in my neighborhood look like you'd expect in the ghetto. Like crap. No imagination, no effort. Just a big bag and a $9.99 costume. A lion. A batman. A princess.
I let the dog out front for the night.
You should give the little fargers pennies.
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on October 31, 2005, 07:55:27 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 31, 2005, 07:54:04 PM
The kids in my neighborhood look like you'd expect in the ghetto. Like crap. No imagination, no effort. Just a big bag and a $9.99 costume. A lion. A batman. A princess.
I let the dog out front for the night.
You should give the little fargers pennies.
Or these:
(http://www.jamesshuggins.com/i/web1/candy_corn.jpg)
The kids in my neighborhood aren't getting shtein until they learn not to key cars.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 31, 2005, 09:32:13 PM
The kids in my neighborhood aren't getting shtein until they learn not to key cars.
Coincidentally, the kids in your neighborhood have decided to continue to key cars until they get candy.
The Middle East conflict, put simply.
The "teenager-with-flannel-shirt-and-jeans-holding-a-pillow-case" is popular 'round here...
[bathroom break]costumes (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/halloween.asp)[/bb] :paranoid
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 31, 2005, 09:46:44 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 31, 2005, 09:32:13 PM
The kids in my neighborhood aren't getting shtein until they learn not to key cars.
Coincidentally, the kids in your neighborhood have decided to continue to key cars until they get candy.
I don't own a car. Farg 'em. :)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v28/skapunk13/2005_10_29/IMG_0077.jpg)
A friend of a friend. For those of you still breathing from your mouths, he's an iPod silhouette.
(http://www.concretefield.net/uploads/admin/alaska-trooper.JPG)
A CEO I know. He bought it, and it does the voice thing too. I think he's still making payments on the kid.
I went to my local dive dressed in a full body Whinnie the Pooh suit, got really drunk and watched An American Wherewolf in London on their projector. Pooh got surly.
oh my
(http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/bewitching.JPG)
I'll take Tabitha and Orange Witch, please... :yay
Dear God! What the farg is wrong with this bitch's face?!
(http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/devilicious-w.JPG)
Her nose looks broken and she's not showing enough cleavage.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 01, 2005, 12:52:23 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v28/skapunk13/2005_10_29/IMG_0077.jpg)
That looks like the costume my parents always made me wear for some reason. I was never able to find the "bonus candy" they said was being given out on the highway though.
(http://mediabum.com/images/costumes3.jpg)
(http://mediabum.com/images/costumes4.jpg)
hbionic, and T-hawk, respectively?
oddly enough, that is how i always picture them.
(http://brotographs.com/uploaded_images/abu-769245.jpg)