Do any of you other freaks get random ragers when you're hungover? I get them all the freaking time. Very distracting.
beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 bc
i wont say i achieve wood but i definitely have it on call the morning after a drink fest...i thought everyone did
Everyone does. You get morning wood because the bladder is full, but it is overridden by the need for sleep. So your body gives you a hard on, to keep you from pissing yourself. It's pretty simple, really.
And here I was all this time thinking that God just wanted me to wake up happy.
Quote from: Diomedes on October 28, 2005, 10:48:23 AM
Everyone does. You get morning wood because the bladder is full, but it is overridden by the need for sleep. So your body gives you a hard on, to keep you from pissing yourself. It's pretty simple, really.
Dude. It's almost 11 o'clock and I've pissed thrice. I don't think this qualifies as morning wood any more.
i dont think hes talking about morning wood...hes talking about being horny as farg the night after drinking...at least i think he is cause i always am
Well if that's the case then I'll just mind my own business. Sorry for the interruption boys.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 28, 2005, 10:53:07 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 28, 2005, 10:48:23 AM
Everyone does. You get morning wood because the bladder is full, but it is overridden by the need for sleep. So your body gives you a hard on, to keep you from pissing yourself. It's pretty simple, really.
Dude. It's almost 11 o'clock and I've pissed thrice. I don't think this qualifies as morning wood any more.
Perhaps you should place your junk in a large industrial stapler and apply it's function to the affected region. If you still have issues with a boner after that, then you may want to consult a doctor. That, or stop drinking until you almost pass out, downing a of Viagra or two, then drinking till you pass out and forget about the aforementioned Viagra.
or you could wake up next to a girl put your penis in her and empty your gut
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on October 28, 2005, 11:20:18 AM
Perhaps you should place your junk in a large industrial stapler and apply it's function to the affected region. If you still have issues with a boner after that, then you may want to consult a doctor. That, or stop drinking until you almost pass out, downing a of Viagra or two, then drinking till you pass out and forget about the aforementioned Viagra.
Yes yes, that's very solid advice and all, but where am I going to find a meat-stapler big enough for this raging hog?
Ugh, I hate, "I've got a big penis" jokes. They're almost as gay as gay jokes. I take it all back! My penis is average! Average, I say!
Back to the topic at hand. I could drive a nail through a 2x4 right now.
rjs = premature ejaculator
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 28, 2005, 11:22:41 AM
or you could wake up next to a girl put your penis in her and empty your gut
Sadly, I was WAY too incoherent for that when we woke up this morning. And I stank of cigarette butts, Miller Lite and crusty back room poker. I'm not sure how she resisted my blind groping.
lol
at least hes able to quickly get woody back
Quote from: mussa on October 28, 2005, 11:24:59 AM
rjs = premature ejaculator
I should be so lucky. Never really saw the drawback to that, frankly. A couple of my friends used to complain about it. I got tired of 'pleasing the woman first' years ago. I wish I could just dump and snooze. Sounds relaxing.
Seriously, what always works for me in this situation is go buy the tightest fitting spandex pants I can find, put them on, and walk around work with a coffee cup in hand. If it is going to hang out, might as well introduce it to your co-workers.
You're a bunch of Romes.
Boner-lovers.
Excellent. This thread has degenerated nicely.
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 28, 2005, 11:29:40 AM
You're a bunch of Romes.
Boner-lovers.
So what do you do when you pop a chubby? Cry and put on lipstick, while listening to Barbara Streisand tunes and wishing for it to go away?
Great thread. RJS you are a compulsive masturbator, take care of yourself.
yea just sport it at work, walk around, there gotta be a nympho in the office.
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on October 28, 2005, 11:32:46 AM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 28, 2005, 11:29:40 AM
You're a bunch of Romes.
Boner-lovers.
So what do you do when you pop a chubby? Cry and put on lipstick, while listening to Barbara Streisand tunes and wishing for it to go away?
Either poke Mrs. Demon, or rub it out.
Duhhh.....
Put a litte T.O jersey on it, light it on fire, and run around the office using it like the Olympic Torch. :yay
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on October 28, 2005, 11:49:02 AM
Put a litte T.O jersey on it, light it on fire, and run around the office using it like the Olympic Torch. :yay
:-D
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Quote from: rjs246 on October 28, 2005, 11:26:06 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 28, 2005, 11:22:41 AM
or you could wake up next to a girl put your penis in her and empty your gut
Sadly, I was WAY too incoherent for that when we woke up this morning. And I stank of cigarette butts, Miller Lite and crusty back room poker. I'm not sure how she resisted my blind groping.
that may be the funniest thing you ever said. i laughed more than a bit, you incoherant shteinbag.
Nah, this thread:
http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=15619.0
I was laughing about this for a week.