I gave some middle-aged lady the finger this weekend because she was in the middle of an intersection Hoyda-footing around and blocking traffic in all directions. Oh yes, and her daughter was in the car with her.
My ladyfriend yelled at me about it claiming that I scared the woman. If she's scared of a middle finger she has no business being alive, let alone operating a vehicle. Further, if I ever do something stupid while driving I EXPECT to be given the finger. I would scoff at the nancies that didn't give me the finger.
Stupidity = getting the finger. It isn't a difficult equation.
I don't think flicking someone off is a big deal. My ladyfriend seems to disagree. Thoughts?
I don't do it because I don't want to be gunned down by a lunatic... ;D
PG, on the other hand.....there's not enough fingers... :paranoid
stealing a topic is a much more serious offense, imo.
My girlfriend freaks out when I honk at someone, or give them the bird. She thinks I'm going to get us killed. Given where I live, I suppose she's not crazy, but goddamnit I won't be intimidated into letting stupid people off the hook. You block the intersection, I don't care if you look like the most dangerous stillupfront ever, I'm gonna give you hell.
Quote from: mhunt on October 17, 2005, 02:18:46 PM
stealing a topic is a much more serious offense, imo.
I wanted opinions of these idiots, not the other idiots.
Quote from: Diomedes on October 17, 2005, 02:19:00 PM
I don't care if you look like the most dangerous stillupfront ever
Quality filter.
My wife and I were driving yesterday, and this ass-wipe in a itty bitty Honda cuts us off, and then slows down. I pulled in the left lane and got next to him at the next stop sign. This 38 year old is bopping his head up and down to the tunes on his 8-Track, hat on sideways, and bling glasses on. He looks over and gives us a "Yo, I'm cool so what's up with you?' nod and wink.
My wife smiles at him, winks back, and just as he thinks he's getting somewhere with her she raises her hand from under the window with her finger sticking up proudly, and mouths "F*** You, Assho le" to him.
He looked shocked and bewilder as we drove off, and I had never been prouder of her. It's not usually her character to do that....
I think I just got wood for Demon's wife.
Stop fingering old ladies.
I'm looking at it from a pedestrians point of view.
My girl goes apeshtein when drivers are stupid. Considering a large portion of drivers are stupid, it happens quite often. She's turned her ring down and smacked the hoods of cars before. Drivers have this tendency to drive into the crosswalk when the lights red, or they feel it's important to make the light so they don't have to wait, yet wind up waiting with their car sticking halfway into the intersection. That, and just so you Chicago drivers know.... A bike lane is exactly what it's labeled, a lane for bikes.
come on morons, it's not that difficult.
Pedestrians should be shot.
There is no 'jay walking' law in Massachusetts so people will just walk out into traffic and expect the drivers to slam their breaks on. And if you do happen to hit some jackass who decided to walk out in front of you while you're driving 45 mph the driver is 100% at fault no matter what the situation. It's farging infuriating. In some neighborhoods people don't even look, they just walk out, frequently dragging their kids with them. farging hicks. Get it through your head, my car wieghs over 3000 pounds and will smash you good. Show some farging common sense and don't walk out in front of it while I'm speeding through your neighborhood.
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You did the wrong thing. The first thing you need to learn is that whatever your girlfriend or wife says is right. Without exception.
She has the Hoyda, you don't. If you want to lick it or stick it on a regular basis in the future, that's something you're going to have to come to grips with.
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Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 17, 2005, 02:59:06 PM
You did the wrong thing. The first thing you need to learn is that whatever your girlfriend or wife says is right. Without exception.
She has the Hoyda, you don't. If you want to lick it or stick it on a regular basis in the future, that's something you're going to have to come to grips with.
Your wife does your posting for you doesn't she?
driving saturday morning, i was prob going 50 in a 40, a lady pulls out in front of me. so instead of brakeing, i just passed her in the turning lane. she beeped the horn as I passed, so i slid open the back window in my truck and gave her the bird. its felt so good. i love flickin people off.
i probably use the bird more then i should. my wife insists that i use the horn instead, so i've doubled up, lay on the horn and flick the finger. it's more then she bargained for, but it makes me feel good.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 17, 2005, 03:07:23 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 17, 2005, 02:59:06 PM
You did the wrong thing. The first thing you need to learn is that whatever your girlfriend or wife says is right. Without exception.
She has the Hoyda, you don't. If you want to lick it or stick it on a regular basis in the future, that's something you're going to have to come to grips with.
Your wife does your posting for you doesn't she?
If it means getting a sloppy blow job from her on occasion, then yes, she does my posting for me.
I like to use it when somebody jumps ahead of me, out of turn, in traffic, and they have the gall to wave to me like I allowed them to go. So my finger is more of a "you're welcome, a-hole" gesture.
Typically I give the 'extremely exaggerated smile and thumbs up' to people who do stupid shtein. But the finger comes out pretty frquently when I'm not in the mood to be subtle.
I don't give the finger, it's pretty weak. I laugh when people give it to me because it's the most moronic offensive gesture out there. It's a finger. I prefer giving a cold stare to another driver. It shows more discontent.
odd, i laugh at people who give me the cold stare
The idea is not to intimidate, at least for me, it is simply to let them know that they are jackasses and that they have done something stupid to deserve ridicule. One person in a car tryig to intimidate another person in a car is farging retarded.
which is why i usually laugh at them
It's not intimidating. I don't think anyone gets intimidated by someone looking at them. I prefer it as a better way to express your displeasure. The finger doesn't express anger well.
I use the finger often. And a good hearty "go farg yourself" goes right along with it too.
Quote from: TO is GOD on October 17, 2005, 05:14:47 PM
It's not intimidating. I don't think anyone gets intimidated by someone looking at them.
Of course not. It's not like any fights evolve from one douche bag saying "What the farg are you looking at?"
That kind of shtein would happen all the time at computer camp when I was a kid.
One kid would ask to borrow my dungeons & dragons floppy diskette, and before you knew it, one thing would lead to another and then "boom!" It was fargin' on, yo.
:boom
Why didn't you nerds just copy the disk?
:-D
No, really...
:-D
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 17, 2005, 09:16:38 PM
Quote from: TO is GOD on October 17, 2005, 05:14:47 PM
It's not intimidating. I don't think anyone gets intimidated by someone looking at them.
Of course not. It's not like any fights evolve from one douche bag saying "What the farg are you looking at?"
They aren't intimidated, they are just trying to act like a hardass.
Actually, I usually drive with my left hand, with my right already in the extended finger position in my lap for quick use.
Back in the 80s I was driving in Cheltenham on a 4 lane road. Went down a hill and back up to a light, good half mile. There was an accident in the righthand lane at the light, with a cop on the scene. So there was a huge line of cars in the left lane. I waited through the queue, and just as I got to the cop, this douche bag comes screaming up the right hand lane, nudges in front of me and waves thanks. So I flipped him off. He got out of his car and started coming toward me, in front of the cop. The cop actually said, "Are you farging kidding me?" He glared at me while I pointed and laughed. The cop then came over to me and said, "It's too hot for that shtein, son." HA!
I was sitting in DC suburb traffic basically not moving two years ago in my Mustang GT on the phone with my ladyfriend. I look in my rearview mirror to see an F-150 barreling towards me. I had just enough time to curse loudly before impact. Long story short I was lead impact of a 5 car accident.
While about ten of us are standing around, with our cars on the shoulder not blocking traffic some farging redneck leans out his window and screams "icehole!" in the general viscinity of me. I'm not sure if he was talking to me, or the bitch who hit me or his imaginary bunny, but since many of us had just had our cars destroyed, the whole group of us lost it and started chasing after his ass on foot. We didn't catch him, since he was in a car and we were idiots, but for a brief moment the euphoria of picturing the lot of us dragging his ass into the street and pummeling him until he cried was extremely satsifying.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 17, 2005, 10:29:40 PM
That kind of shtein would happen all the time at computer camp when I was a kid.
:-D
i went to...but you admitted it 1st
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 17, 2005, 10:29:40 PM
That kind of shtein would happen all the time at computer camp when I was a kid.
One kid would ask to borrow my dungeons & dragons floppy diskette, and before you knew it, one thing would lead to another and then "boom!" It was fargin' on, yo.
:boom
Romey, what in the world was that when you were a kid? An abacus?
Come on, guys. I'm 40 years-old. They didn't even have computers when I was a kid.
Well, the Department of Defense did and big ass corporations did too but little kids didn't have computers nor were there camps.
It was a joke. :-D
I did go to an ice hockey camp when I was 12 or 13. The Little Flyers had one in Flourtown over Christmas break and it was cool. Got to meet Bob Clarke & Bob Kelly there.
So I have that going for me at least. :yay
Computers from my childhood:
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Computers from Romey's childhood:
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I love laying on the horn for an extremely long time to freak out the extremely old or young when they do something stupid.
Seriously, is anyone in the Boston area? I think rjs needs a hug.
You are seriously creepy.
what is going on here?
Is this some lame attempt at a prank? Did ff get hacked? or is he just drunk and wierd?
he came out of the closet and directly into russels ANUS
mussa's cage fight with the English language clearly ended in a "no contest".