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Title: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2005, 08:37:59 PM
QuoteMARTZ HAS SERIOUS HEALTH CONDITION



What initially was believed to be a mere sinus infection for Rams coach Mike Martz is in fact a condition known as endocarditis, a bacterial infection of the heart that could lead to death.



The bacteria in question are commonly found in the mouth.  When those bacteria enter the bloodstream (such as during a dental procedure), they can become affixed to the edges of a heart defect or on the surface of an abnormal valve.  The infection, if untreated, can cause serious damage to the heart valve.



According to Adam Schefter of The NFL Network, Martz has been fighting the illness for several weeks, and at times he has been unable to speak because of it.



It is a very serious condition.  We believe, then, that Martz should shut it down until he gets a clean bill of health.  His life, after all, is far more important that a job he'll likely lose after this season, anyway.

Any word if this affects the brain? Maybe then that would explain the poor clock management and general farg ups by him over the years...
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: MURP on October 05, 2005, 08:46:04 PM
 :o   
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: skin48 on October 05, 2005, 08:50:31 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2005, 08:37:59 PM
QuoteMARTZ HAS SERIOUS HEALTH CONDITION



What initially was believed to be a mere sinus infection for Rams coach Mike Martz is in fact a condition known as endocarditis, a bacterial infection of the heart that could lead to death.



The bacteria in question are commonly found in the mouth.  When those bacteria enter the bloodstream (such as during a dental procedure), they can become affixed to the edges of a heart defect or on the surface of an abnormal valve.  The infection, if untreated, can cause serious damage to the heart valve.



According to Adam Schefter of The NFL Network, Martz has been fighting the illness for several weeks, and at times he has been unable to speak because of it.



It is a very serious condition.  We believe, then, that Martz should shut it down until he gets a clean bill of health.  His life, after all, is far more important that a job he'll likely lose after this season, anyway.

Any word if this affects the brain? Maybe then that would explain the poor clock management and general farg ups by him over the years...
A lot of class
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on October 05, 2005, 08:51:44 PM
Man that is some farged up shtein, I can't stand the guy but I hope he is alright.
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 05, 2005, 08:58:15 PM
Holy smoke!

That guy is right- Martz should shut it down and fully take care of this.  Health's gotta come first.
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2005, 09:01:51 PM
Quote from: skin48 on October 05, 2005, 08:50:31 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2005, 08:37:59 PM
QuoteMARTZ HAS SERIOUS HEALTH CONDITION



What initially was believed to be a mere sinus infection for Rams coach Mike Martz is in fact a condition known as endocarditis, a bacterial infection of the heart that could lead to death.



The bacteria in question are commonly found in the mouth.  When those bacteria enter the bloodstream (such as during a dental procedure), they can become affixed to the edges of a heart defect or on the surface of an abnormal valve.  The infection, if untreated, can cause serious damage to the heart valve.



According to Adam Schefter of The NFL Network, Martz has been fighting the illness for several weeks, and at times he has been unable to speak because of it.



It is a very serious condition.  We believe, then, that Martz should shut it down until he gets a clean bill of health.  His life, after all, is far more important that a job he'll likely lose after this season, anyway.

Any word if this affects the brain? Maybe then that would explain the poor clock management and general farg ups by him over the years...
A lot of class

I know. Thanks, Nancy.

It's a joke, Mr. PC. In case you haven't noticed this board ain't exactly all warm and fuzzy all the time.
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: QB Eagles on October 05, 2005, 09:09:41 PM
Anyone want to help me add "Calling flea-flickers in the red zone" to the symptom list on Wikipedia?

In all seriousness, this disease has a 25% mortality rate. I like watching the Rams get killed on Sunday, but not like this.
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 05, 2005, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2005, 09:01:51 PM
Quote from: skin48 on October 05, 2005, 08:50:31 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2005, 08:37:59 PM
QuoteMARTZ HAS SERIOUS HEALTH CONDITION



What initially was believed to be a mere sinus infection for Rams coach Mike Martz is in fact a condition known as endocarditis, a bacterial infection of the heart that could lead to death.



The bacteria in question are commonly found in the mouth.  When those bacteria enter the bloodstream (such as during a dental procedure), they can become affixed to the edges of a heart defect or on the surface of an abnormal valve.  The infection, if untreated, can cause serious damage to the heart valve.



According to Adam Schefter of The NFL Network, Martz has been fighting the illness for several weeks, and at times he has been unable to speak because of it.



It is a very serious condition.  We believe, then, that Martz should shut it down until he gets a clean bill of health.  His life, after all, is far more important that a job he'll likely lose after this season, anyway.

Any word if this affects the brain? Maybe then that would explain the poor clock management and general farg ups by him over the years...
A lot of class

I know. Thanks, Nancy.

It's a joke, Mr. PC. In case you haven't noticed this board ain't exactly all warm and fuzzy all the time.

You're going straight to hell, Jay... and they'll make you watch incessant Cowboys-taterskins games with the SNL crew.  >:D
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: Father Demon on October 05, 2005, 09:58:16 PM
I need a show of hands....   should I add him to my Ghoulpool list?
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: rjs246 on October 05, 2005, 10:06:46 PM
Worst coach in the league. He makes Gibbs look like he still knows what he's doing.
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: Tomahawk on October 05, 2005, 10:07:12 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 05, 2005, 10:06:46 PM
Worst coach in the league. He makes Gibbs look like he still knows what he's doing.

Tice is the worst coach in the league, jackass.
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 06, 2005, 05:17:07 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 05, 2005, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2005, 09:01:51 PM
Quote from: skin48 on October 05, 2005, 08:50:31 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2005, 08:37:59 PM
QuoteMARTZ HAS SERIOUS HEALTH CONDITION



What initially was believed to be a mere sinus infection for Rams coach Mike Martz is in fact a condition known as endocarditis, a bacterial infection of the heart that could lead to death.



The bacteria in question are commonly found in the mouth.  When those bacteria enter the bloodstream (such as during a dental procedure), they can become affixed to the edges of a heart defect or on the surface of an abnormal valve.  The infection, if untreated, can cause serious damage to the heart valve.



According to Adam Schefter of The NFL Network, Martz has been fighting the illness for several weeks, and at times he has been unable to speak because of it.



It is a very serious condition.  We believe, then, that Martz should shut it down until he gets a clean bill of health.  His life, after all, is far more important that a job he'll likely lose after this season, anyway.

Any word if this affects the brain? Maybe then that would explain the poor clock management and general farg ups by him over the years...
A lot of class

I know. Thanks, Nancy.

It's a joke, Mr. PC. In case you haven't noticed this board ain't exactly all warm and fuzzy all the time.

You're going straight to hell, Jay... and they'll make you watch incessant Cowboys-taterskins games with the SNL crew.  >:D

I can dig it. But only if Satan has Molson on tap and I can toss some taterskins garb into his fire pits. >:D
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: MadMarchHare on October 06, 2005, 08:08:02 AM
Maybe the guy should brush his teeth once in a while.  Maybe floss....
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: SunMo on October 06, 2005, 08:53:08 AM
it's something that can be fixed with antibiotics


this is a blessing for the Rams, this guy sucks at coaching
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: MURP on October 06, 2005, 09:23:27 AM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 05, 2005, 09:58:16 PM
I need a show of hands.... should I add him to my Ghoulpool list?

ha!
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: MadMarchHare on October 06, 2005, 10:07:23 AM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 06, 2005, 08:53:08 AM
it's something that can be fixed with antibiotics


this is a blessing for the Rams, this guy sucks at coaching

Yeah, if caught early, like Martz.  The problem is when it gets too far along, and blocks the heart valve, or a big chunk of bacteria dislodges like a clot and becomes a pulmonary embolism or stroke.
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: Diomedes on October 06, 2005, 10:45:50 AM
Quote from: skin48 on October 05, 2005, 08:50:31 PMA lot of class.

I'm rooting for Gibbs to have a pulmonary embolism.
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: General_Failure on October 06, 2005, 12:06:16 PM
I rooting for his Depends to burst during a game.
Title: Re: Martz Is Pretty Sick
Post by: MadMarchHare on October 06, 2005, 12:17:12 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 06, 2005, 12:06:16 PM
I rooting for his Depends to burst during a game.

Maybe that's why they dunked him with Gatorade!  To cover up the stain on his pants, save his dignity...... :paranoid