Martz Is Pretty Sick

[PhillyPhreak54]

MARTZ HAS SERIOUS HEALTH CONDITION



What initially was believed to be a mere sinus infection for Rams coach Mike Martz is in fact a condition known as endocarditis, a bacterial infection of the heart that could lead to death.



The bacteria in question are commonly found in the mouth.  When those bacteria enter the bloodstream (such as during a dental procedure), they can become affixed to the edges of a heart defect or on the surface of an abnormal valve.  The infection, if untreated, can cause serious damage to the heart valve.



According to Adam Schefter of The NFL Network, Martz has been fighting the illness for several weeks, and at times he has been unable to speak because of it.



It is a very serious condition.  We believe, then, that Martz should shut it down until he gets a clean bill of health.  His life, after all, is far more important that a job he'll likely lose after this season, anyway.

Any word if this affects the brain? Maybe then that would explain the poor clock management and general farg ups by him over the years...

[MURP]

    

[skin48]

MARTZ HAS SERIOUS HEALTH CONDITION



What initially was believed to be a mere sinus infection for Rams coach Mike Martz is in fact a condition known as endocarditis, a bacterial infection of the heart that could lead to death.



The bacteria in question are commonly found in the mouth.  When those bacteria enter the bloodstream (such as during a dental procedure), they can become affixed to the edges of a heart defect or on the surface of an abnormal valve.  The infection, if untreated, can cause serious damage to the heart valve.



According to Adam Schefter of The NFL Network, Martz has been fighting the illness for several weeks, and at times he has been unable to speak because of it.



It is a very serious condition.  We believe, then, that Martz should shut it down until he gets a clean bill of health.  His life, after all, is far more important that a job he'll likely lose after this season, anyway.

Any word if this affects the brain? Maybe then that would explain the poor clock management and general farg ups by him over the years...

A lot of class

[Drunkmasterflex]

Man that is some farged up shtein, I can't stand the guy but I hope he is alright.

[Geowhizzer]

Holy smoke!

That guy is right- Martz should shut it down and fully take care of this.  Health's gotta come first.

[PhillyPhreak54]

MARTZ HAS SERIOUS HEALTH CONDITION



What initially was believed to be a mere sinus infection for Rams coach Mike Martz is in fact a condition known as endocarditis, a bacterial infection of the heart that could lead to death.



The bacteria in question are commonly found in the mouth.  When those bacteria enter the bloodstream (such as during a dental procedure), they can become affixed to the edges of a heart defect or on the surface of an abnormal valve.  The infection, if untreated, can cause serious damage to the heart valve.



According to Adam Schefter of The NFL Network, Martz has been fighting the illness for several weeks, and at times he has been unable to speak because of it.



It is a very serious condition.  We believe, then, that Martz should shut it down until he gets a clean bill of health.  His life, after all, is far more important that a job he'll likely lose after this season, anyway.

Any word if this affects the brain? Maybe then that would explain the poor clock management and general farg ups by him over the years...

A lot of class

I know. Thanks, Nancy.

It's a joke, Mr. PC. In case you haven't noticed this board ain't exactly all warm and fuzzy all the time.

[QB Eagles]

Anyone want to help me add "Calling flea-flickers in the red zone" to the symptom list on Wikipedia?

In all seriousness, this disease has a 25% mortality rate. I like watching the Rams get killed on Sunday, but not like this.

[Geowhizzer]

MARTZ HAS SERIOUS HEALTH CONDITION



What initially was believed to be a mere sinus infection for Rams coach Mike Martz is in fact a condition known as endocarditis, a bacterial infection of the heart that could lead to death.



The bacteria in question are commonly found in the mouth.  When those bacteria enter the bloodstream (such as during a dental procedure), they can become affixed to the edges of a heart defect or on the surface of an abnormal valve.  The infection, if untreated, can cause serious damage to the heart valve.



According to Adam Schefter of The NFL Network, Martz has been fighting the illness for several weeks, and at times he has been unable to speak because of it.



It is a very serious condition.  We believe, then, that Martz should shut it down until he gets a clean bill of health.  His life, after all, is far more important that a job he'll likely lose after this season, anyway.

Any word if this affects the brain? Maybe then that would explain the poor clock management and general farg ups by him over the years...

A lot of class

I know. Thanks, Nancy.

It's a joke, Mr. PC. In case you haven't noticed this board ain't exactly all warm and fuzzy all the time.

You're going straight to hell, Jay... and they'll make you watch incessant Cowboys-taterskins games with the SNL crew. 

[Father Demon]

I need a show of hands....   should I add him to my Ghoulpool list?

[rjs246]

Worst coach in the league. He makes Gibbs look like he still knows what he's doing.

[Tomahawk]

Worst coach in the league. He makes Gibbs look like he still knows what he's doing.

Tice is the worst coach in the league, jackass.

[PhillyPhreak54]

MARTZ HAS SERIOUS HEALTH CONDITION



What initially was believed to be a mere sinus infection for Rams coach Mike Martz is in fact a condition known as endocarditis, a bacterial infection of the heart that could lead to death.



The bacteria in question are commonly found in the mouth.  When those bacteria enter the bloodstream (such as during a dental procedure), they can become affixed to the edges of a heart defect or on the surface of an abnormal valve.  The infection, if untreated, can cause serious damage to the heart valve.



According to Adam Schefter of The NFL Network, Martz has been fighting the illness for several weeks, and at times he has been unable to speak because of it.



It is a very serious condition.  We believe, then, that Martz should shut it down until he gets a clean bill of health.  His life, after all, is far more important that a job he'll likely lose after this season, anyway.

Any word if this affects the brain? Maybe then that would explain the poor clock management and general farg ups by him over the years...

A lot of class

I know. Thanks, Nancy.

It's a joke, Mr. PC. In case you haven't noticed this board ain't exactly all warm and fuzzy all the time.

You're going straight to hell, Jay... and they'll make you watch incessant Cowboys-taterskins games with the SNL crew. 

I can dig it. But only if Satan has Molson on tap and I can toss some taterskins garb into his fire pits.

[MadMarchHare]

Maybe the guy should brush his teeth once in a while.  Maybe floss....

[SunMo]

it's something that can be fixed with antibiotics


this is a blessing for the Rams, this guy sucks at coaching

[MURP]

I need a show of hands.... should I add him to my Ghoulpool list?

ha!