Legend of the Green Dragon (http://www.sk.groggie.com/LotGD/referral.php?r=GFailure), it's a remake of an old game your tards haven't heard of. It's all text based, but funnier than a drunken hbionic in a dress pretending to be a cheerleader. Go kill some kittens of doom and pirate trees with a rake and wearing nothing but a pair of slippers.
Like the old Zork game eh.... How sad is it that I can make that comparison. Of course there's always this parody.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/dungeonman.html
QuoteVampire GFailure has defeated his master, Gerrard to advance to level 8 after 15 days!!
QuoteVampire EvilTeng defeated Vampire GFailure in fair combat in the fields of Romar.
Ouch.
QuoteFarmboy PhattyBignuts
Some beeoch just tried to fight me with a burst of water. Cuz that would hurt I guess.
I smote her with my rake.
QuoteYou have encountered Twig Man which lunges at you with Brambles and Briars!
QuoteYou have encountered Rabid Mouse which lunges at you with Little Bitty Teeth!
QuoteYou have encountered Bar Fly which lunges at you with Alcoholism!
These dudes need to get some better weapons.
QuoteMmm...Bacon
You have slain Grunting Piggy!
w0ot
QuoteYou have encountered Cunning Sapling which lunges at you with Arrrr!!
QuoteYou have encountered Cherubically Charming Child which lunges at you with Curious Questions!
What?!? This game rawks.
QuoteFarmboy PoopMcCrap has defeated his master, Glynyc to advance to level 4 after 2 days!!
QuoteFarmboy PhattyBignuts has challenged their master, Glynyc and lost!
"A baby could wield a Gardening Hoe better than that!" Glynyc proclaims.
PoopMcCrap > PhattyBignuts
I hate that guy. I tried to fight him too early.
I almost lost to the first master, because I still didn't have a weapon when he called me out. Each one since has been easy. Unfortunately, I can't do anything until the "day" changes. Ghey!
You have encountered Sorority Girl in Nightie which lunges at you with Pillow Fighting Action!
I still can't "encounter" anything else for 2+ hours.
I see you're logged in and waiting. I'm going to find you in the woods and kill you.
T minus 10.
Quote from: phattymatty on September 16, 2005, 03:41:56 PM
I see you're logged in and waiting. I'm going to find you in the woods and kill you.
T minus 10.
Ha. You'll have to find me first.
i feel like ive entered the twilight zone after reading this.
Dorks. With more free time than I have...
Farmboy PhattyBignuts was hunted down by their master, Glynyc, for being truant.
Farmboy PhattyBignuts has defeated his master, Glynyc to advance to level 4 after 3 days!!
Farmboy PhattyBignuts was hunted down by their master, Guth, for being truant.
Farmboy PhattyBignuts has defeated his master, Guth to advance to level 5 after 3 days!!
Farmboy PhattyBignuts has defeated his master, Unélith to advance to level 6 after 3 days!!
Quote from: rjs246 on September 16, 2005, 03:57:25 PM
Dorks. With more free time than I have...
QuoteTotal Time Spent Online: 31 days, 13 hours and 51 minutes.
Yeah, so maybe I had a month of free time to use. Jerk.
Quote from: phattymatty on September 16, 2005, 04:05:00 PM
Farmboy PhattyBignuts was hunted down by their master, Glynyc, for being truant.
Farmboy PhattyBignuts has defeated his master, Glynyc to advance to level 4 after 3 days!!
Farmboy PhattyBignuts was hunted down by their master, Guth, for being truant.
Farmboy PhattyBignuts has defeated his master, Guth to advance to level 5 after 3 days!!
Farmboy PhattyBignuts has defeated his master, Unélith to advance to level 6 after 3 days!!
Farmboy PoopMcCrap was slain attempting to rescue a princess from Castle Slaag.
I just bought a Pirate costume from the Haunters Lounge.
I just spent 25 Favor points with Ramius to haunt you.
QuoteFarmboy PhattyBignuts defeated Skeleton scarslet in fair combat in the fields of Romar.
Ha! Bully.
She had it coming.
Did my haunting seem to adversely affect you at all, or did I waste 25 Favor points with the lord of the underworld?
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 16, 2005, 05:00:40 PM
Did my haunting seem to adversely affect you at all, or did I waste 25 Favor points with the lord of the underworld?
It took 30 of my 60 hit points away. Dick. But all I had to do was pay like 80 coins to get healed.
How'd you do that anyway?
You have to die first.
Or be taken to the land of the dead by the ferryman.
dude what the farg...this hilarious :-D
Farmgirl DavidBell has been slain while attacking Golden God KarlDark in the fields of Qexelcrag.
"ARRRGGGGGGG!!" Farmgirl DavidBell screams in frustration.
Okay, which one of you is it.
You have encountered Whopper With Cheese which lunges at you with Abundant Cholesterol!
This is one whopper that won't show up on your hips tomorrow.
You have slain Whopper With Cheese!
Quote from: General_Failure on September 16, 2005, 10:35:56 PM
Farmgirl DavidBell has been slain while attacking Golden God KarlDark in the fields of Qexelcrag.
"ARRRGGGGGGG!!" Farmgirl DavidBell screams in frustration.
Okay, which one of you is it.
I have no idea, but it seems like someone witty.
Thank god I used to beat up the dorks in high school. If this dorky game is what D & D is like I could have become a major player.
QuoteYou have encountered Fabianist Youth Member which lunges at you with Marxist Doctrine!
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 17, 2005, 09:48:24 AM
QuoteYou have encountered Fabianist Youth Member which lunges at you with Marxist Doctrine!
Dio's in the game! :D
Alright, who's Farmboy RonMexico?
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 17, 2005, 09:52:11 AM
Alright, who's Farmboy RonMexico?
You have encountered Farmboy RonMexico which lunges at you with STD!
QuoteFarmboy RonMexico has challenged their master, Fie and lost!
"Farmboy RonMexico, your lack of posture is a disgrace," Fie states.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmgirl DavidBell haunted Farmboy SirGeo!
Fie = Brian Dawkins.
SirGeo = all Phillies fans.
QuoteFarmboy PhattyBignuts unsuccessfully haunted Farmboy PoopMcCrap!
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 17, 2005, 10:15:28 AM
QuoteFarmboy RonMexico has challenged their master, Fie and lost!
"Farmboy RonMexico, your lack of posture is a disgrace," Fie states.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmgirl DavidBell haunted Farmboy SirGeo!
Fie = Brian Dawkins.
SirGeo = all Phillies fans.
:-D Damn that David Bell.
You storm through the doors of Draco's Dungeon slaying the guards and anybody else who gets in your way. Finally you open what looks like a likely door and spy a well furnished chamber.
You dash into the room, and sitting at the window is a ridiculous-looking effeminate fop. "Oh, you came!" he cries, jumping to his feet. As he starts toward you, he trips over his bedpan and gets tangled in his clothes. You take this opportunity to slip away as quickly and quietly as possible. Luckily, nothing was injured but your pride.
QuoteYou have encountered 1337 |\/|0n$73r which lunges at you with |<n0f3!
Hoo boy.
QuoteFarmboy GFailure has been slain in the forest by Frost Spectre.
"A baby could wield a A Knowing Grin better than that!" Frost Spectre proclaims.
QuoteFarmboy Scrotum has been slain while attacking Farmgirl DavidBell in the fields of Qexelcrag.
"How could I be so feeble?" Farmboy Scrotum laments.
Ha.
Dang it. I can't get away from it.
Ok, I'm stuck on level 5. Can't fight anyone in the forest because I'm too superior, can't fight my master because I don't have enough experience points. There's no where else for me to go. WTF?
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 18, 2005, 05:31:01 AM
Ok, I'm stuck on level 5. Can't fight anyone in the forest because I'm too superior, can't fight my master because I don't have enough experience points. There's no where else for me to go. WTF?
Try leaving N
ub Island, n00b.
I just got herpe'd to death by farmboy ronmexico. :-\
QuoteYou have encountered Sorority Girl in Nightie which lunges at you with Pillow Fighting Action!
Best action I've seen in weeks! :yay
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 18, 2005, 11:11:54 AM
I just got herpe'd to death by farmboy ronmexico. :-\
I noticed. Good job, moron.
I actually made it through a whole day without dying.
Spent 1/2 of my money on the Healer's Hut, though. Dang medical costs!
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 18, 2005, 11:32:53 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 18, 2005, 11:11:54 AM
I just got herpe'd to death by farmboy ronmexico. :-\
I noticed. Good job, moron.
Had to give it a shot to see what it was all about.
I killed two players today for the H of it. As long as they're not in the Butte Sect, they're fair game.
QuoteThe atmosphere in Shades is currently frozen over.
The Phillies really
are going to the playoffs!
QuoteFarmboy LittleJerrySeinfeld has challenged their master, Fie and lost!
"I see London, I see France, I see Farmboy LittleJerrySeinfeld's underpants!" reveals Fie.
I hope you guys are happy for making my life meaningless and boring.
QuoteYour tree is the best tree in the Clan Halls!
:afro
Okay, which one of you is PoopMcCrap and why did you molest one of my alt characters in the garden?
QuoteFarmgirl Wombat has been slain while attacking Farmboy PhattyBignuts in the fields of Romar.
Farmboy PhattyBignuts smiles. "You are too slow. You are too weak."
what a whore.
QuoteYou have encountered Invisible Man which lunges at you with Something Invisible and Sharp!
Brilliant!! :-D
Quote from: General_Failure on September 18, 2005, 07:15:11 PM
Okay, which one of you is PoopMcCrap and why did you molest one of my alt characters in the garden?
She's a dirty farmgirl and she wanted it.
QuoteYe have encountered Everquest Junkie which lunges at ye with 1337 Sp34k!
D00d U pwned that guy!
Ye have slain Everquest Junkie!
w0ot.
i signed up as Farmboy PoundsMeat
i have no time to play today
Quote-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy PhattyBignuts encountered strange powerz in th' ferest, an' was not seen again.
Sucker.
Hail Farmboy SlayerTaint
Ye have encountered Chili Chef which lunges at ye with Insanity Peppers!
Also, did I just see a farmboy named fifthbaseman?
You have encountered Huge Bald Programmer which lunges at you with Shining Forehead!
Quote from: General_Failure on September 19, 2005, 04:04:02 PM
Ye have encountered Chili Chef which lunges at ye with Insanity Peppers!
Also, did I just see a farmboy named fifthbaseman?
No!
You have encountered Willie the Wonder Hampster which lunges at you with Nuclear Sunflower Seeds!
All kinds of activity! So, who's Farmboy Scrotum?
QuoteFarmboy SlayerTaint has challenged their master, Guth an' lost!
"I'm really goin' t' enjoy this new Adze that Farmboy SlayerTaint had," exclaimed Guth.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmgirl DavidBell has been resurrected by Ramius.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmgirl DavidBell has been gone fer a while, matey, an' those who have looked fer her do not come back.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy Scrotum has been defeated in th' graveyard by Th' Ghost o' Stalin.
"My ego can't take much more o' this bruising!" exclaims Farmboy Scrotum.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy Scrotum was last seen aboard a small boat.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy PhattyBignuts defeated Farmgirl brindel in fair combat in th' fields o' Romar.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy SlayerTaint has defeated his master, Glynyc t' advance t' level 4 after 2 days!!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy ElJefe defeated Farmboy Hellfire in fair combat in th' fields o' Romar.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy PoopMcCrap has defeated his master, Celith t' advance t' level 12 after 21 days!!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy GFailure has been defeated in th' graveyard by Sorcerous Vampire.
"Just wait fer me revenge, Sorcerous Vampire. It will be swift!" Farmboy GFailure declares.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy PhattyBignuts has been resurrected by Ramius.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy PoopMcCrap defeated Farmboy SirGeo in fair combat in th' fields o' Romar.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy GFailure has been slain when that scalliwag encountered Th' Green Dragon! His bones now litter th' cave entrance, just like th' bones o' those who came befere.
"I'm really goin' t' enjoy this new A Knowin' Grin that Farmboy GFailure had," exclaimed Th' Green Dragon.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy PhattyBignuts has been slain in th' ferest by Vampire in Bat Form.
"ARRRGGGGGGG!!" Farmboy PhattyBignuts screams in frustration.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmboy GFailure has defeated his master, matey, Yoresh t' advance t' level 15 after 31 days!!
QuoteYe have encountered Carrot Top which lunges at ye with Phone Company Slogans!
That has got t' be th' most satisfyin' kill ye ever made.
Damn Straight.
QuoteYe have encountered Gary Larson which lunges at ye with Strange Cartoons!
QuoteYe still don't get it.
Ye have slain Gary Larson!
:D
SlayerTaint wants in to Butte Sect.
i went to the church, gave em some money, and they give me negative hit points and defense. serves me right.
So, uh, I think I used up all my turns, or something. When can I get more turns, or whatever.
I think the new day starts in 2 hours or something.
wow. I am Kip from Napolean Dynamite. Excuse me while I jump out the window to my doom.
Yeah, the new day starts somewhere around 3:45 PM eastern. I might be killing a dragon today, bishes!
Quote from: MURP on September 20, 2005, 02:23:08 PM
I think the new day starts in 2 hours or something.
Christ. I should just erase my account now before I get addicted this shtein.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 20, 2005, 02:21:15 PM
So, uh, I think I used up all my turns, or something. When can I get more turns, or whatever.
NERD!
Zing!
how u all manage work, CF and this game at the same time baffles me. astonishing multi-tasking skills. im so proud of you all :'(
QuoteToday's weather is expected to be overcast and cool, with sunny periods.
haha.
You just got killed by Gruudush. Don't mess with the Butte Sect, Bignuts.
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 20, 2005, 03:45:51 PM
You just got killed by Gruudush. Don't mess with the Butte Sect, Bignuts.
QuoteAs a result, you lost 0.25% of your experience (approximately 29 points), and 0 gold.
Oh no!!
Bitches only try to fight me when I'm sleeping.
new day
So by now Big Brother has mad, mad status because all of us joined and leveled up. That and five bucks will get you a Camden blow job.
Anyone got four bucks I can borrow?
QuoteThe newest resident of the realm is: Farmboy BigHugeHairySmellyBalls
The most recent hero of the realm is: Page PoopMcCrap
I guess Phatty has a new name?
Also, I are teh winnar.
i got destroyed. lost all me gold. lost a bunch of experience. atleast im a skeleton for a day.
I can't take this game anymore. I quit. The dorks always win in the end.
Hoyda.
QuoteThe most recent hero of the realm is: Page DavidBell
Hell hath frozen over.
Quote<BS> Farmboy SirGeo 12 Romar [ Bio | (Attacked too recently) ]
Booooooooooo!!!
it was I who attacked and was slain. ha.
And then DavidBell slayed your ass again.
Im gonna cast lower back spasm potion on DavidBell.
Why not kill me. I die every day! :D
who is davidbell anyway... mds?
Actually, I was wondering how I got gold pieces when I logged on. ;D
How can an all-text game be this addictive?
refer to your avatar sig. ha.
(http://www.brown.edu/Athletics/Fencing/songs/touche.jpg)
Backstab rocks.
new day. hit the trail. slaughtered 5 rounds later. darn. that was quick.
Quote from: MURP on September 22, 2005, 04:55:51 PM
new day. hit the trail. slaughtered 5 rounds later. darn. that was quick.
:-D Torment some souls there, Murp.
SirGeo can show you how. He's getting to be an expert at it.
i tried. they killed me too. :-D
Would you turds stop farging attacking me. We're clan members, that shtein runs deep.
Quote from: NGM on September 22, 2005, 06:02:25 PM
Would you turds stop farging attacking me. We're clan members, that shtein runs deep.
I try to not attack members of the Butte Sect (I feel so dirty even saying that... :paranoid). If I screwed that up, I humbly apologize.
Anyone else, though... >:D :deion :deion
Has probably killed me already. :paranoid
Quote from: NGM on September 22, 2005, 06:02:25 PM
Would you turds stop farging attacking me. We're clan members, that shtein runs deep.
whats your name on there anyway?
well i am dead, then died in haunting things...so i just friggin wait?
The days are only four hours each, you won't have to wait very long.
Curses.... dead again!
Those of you that don't have the same/similar name on here as on there can't really complain.
I don't care. You can attack PoopMcCrap all you want.
i fargin hate my master. i will slaughter him and eat his flesh next time.
Quote from: MURP on September 22, 2005, 06:56:59 PM
Quote from: NGM on September 22, 2005, 06:02:25 PM
Would you turds stop farging attacking me. We're clan members, that shtein runs deep.
whats your name on there anyway?
LittleJerrySeinfeld
QuoteThose of you that don't have the same/similar name on here as on there can't really complain.
I don't care. You can attack PoopMcCrap all you want.
You're probably right. I just thought by posting some of my victories/defeats people would pick up on it.
ha. i slayed Seinfeld once. sorry dude.
No worries. If I wasn't a vag on there I wouldn't get slayed. I'm perpetuating the myth that I look like Jerry Seinfeld, though I don't see it.
I'm sixfish. And it's about goddamned time I got accepted into the Butte Sect.
Will one of you jerks just travel to Polareia Borealis so I can slay you?
If you're looking for a fight, you can find Poop McCrap in Glukmoore.
I'm out of free travel for the day. Which is gay ass gay.
New day starts around 11:45.
Waiting is for the gays.
i feel dirty playing this game
I just can't get into it too much. Probably because I routinely get my ass handed to me.
Yeah, well it's better than my real life.
Ouch.
I die about twice a 'day' on this stupid game. I keep haunting people but they're all asleep. Sleep when you're dead bitches.
What's your screen name, rjs? I want to send your player a gift. Ha.
he's fifthbaseman, of course.
Anyone find useful things to do with gems? I ponied up for the gem vault and now I've got like 15 of them.
fifthbaseman
Who gives you the gold in the morning? I have had that happen a bunch of times.
Quote from: Diomedes on September 23, 2005, 01:07:20 PM
he's fifthbaseman, of course.
Anyone find useful things to do with gems? I ponied up for the gem vault and now I've got like 15 of them.
Buy a stallion. Give 3 to Cedrik to attack people at the inn... Always make sure you have 1 on hand incase the "gem fairy" comes by in the forest and wants to give you "special treats".
QuoteSpecial Event: "You have been hit by a potion dart from the Magical Potion Shoppe! Pulling it out, you see it to be a Wind Dart. Looking around, you see Plastic Warrior DavidBell run for cover!"
You fart VIOLENTLY!!
(http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/ogre/ogre1.jpg)
NERDS!
QuoteSpecial Event: "You have been hit by a potion dart from the Magical Potion Shoppe! Pulling it out, you see it to be a Drunk Dart. Looking around, you see Plastic Warrior DavidBell run for cover!"
You become DRUNK!!
Now that's my kind of dart.
btw, I'm Butte Sect now. Which clan should I target for PvP?
Quote from: Diomedes on September 23, 2005, 01:19:50 PM
btw, I'm Butte Sect now. Which clan should I target for PvP?
There are too many members to avoid it, so just attack away. If there is a choice between a non-BS person and a BS person, then probably go for the other. No big deal, though.
yeah, cause FF slayed me last round. ha.
You can talk to the guy in the Boar's Head Inn to trade gems for potions.
can you do the tournament the 2nd time around? I missed half the tournament the first go through, and after I impale this gay dragon Im hoping to hit the early tournament rounds this time. ???????
Quote from: MURP on September 23, 2005, 01:33:33 PM
can you do the tournament the 2nd time around? I missed half the tournament the first go through, and after I impale this gay dragon Im hoping to hit the early tournament rounds this time. ???????
Yes.
QuoteFarmboy TerrellOwens unsuccessfully haunted Plastic Warrior DavidBell!
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Farmboy TerrellOwens unsuccessfully haunted Plastic Warrior DavidBell!
David Bell is as immune to haunting as he is to criticism.
GF, thanks, I am now addicted to this as well. :)
I'm Farmgirl Bitchesalot.....don't know why, I just do.
Do you have to join a clan?
Not really, but it might keep you from getting killed while you sleep. That is, if some people would stop killing their own clan members.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 23, 2005, 02:10:35 PM
That is, if some people would stop killing their own clan members.
Wah wah wah.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 23, 2005, 02:10:35 PM
Not really, but it might keep you from getting killed while you sleep. That is, if some people would stop killing their own clan members.
Oh, so you mean... no FUN?
i smell civil war in the butte sect.
ha.
Does anyone know anything about the damn gold in the morning!?
Yeah, just as soon as one of you gets enough gold and gems to start your own clan. :)
Quote from: NGM on September 23, 2005, 02:28:03 PM
Does anyone know anything about the damn gold in the morning!?
Sometimes there's just gifts from the system, sometimes you win it from someone who tried to kill you in your sleep. Try reading sometime.
I just says it was a gift from someone. Thats all. I did read it.
i dont mind the deaths. but when you die "slumming it" in the forrest, you get pissed off. and then you're out of torments...all before 3pm, and you have to wait wait wait....wah
QuotePage PoopMcCrap was seen firing a Colour Dart upon you!
gay darts? wtf FF!!!
QuoteFarmboy FifthBaseman farts violently! All around the world, people recoil in horror.
:-D
I feel much better now.
I died within three minutes of logging on today. That's gotta be some kind of record. :'(
Quote from: dpierce on September 23, 2005, 02:55:45 PM
I died within three minutes of logging on today. That's gotta be some kind of record. :'(
i was dead in 5 rounds of fighting. not 5 forest fights, 5 rounds!!
Been there, done that. Quit your bitching and fight.
Where do you find the dragon? I was cruising along for a bit, but have been dying frequently the past few game days, and can't get up enough experience points to advance because my continual dying is wiping out my points. It's pissing me off.
I was killing stuff left and right for days, and am now having trouble killing things which should be in my level.
Try slumming if you're a wvss like that. You can't find the dragon until level 15.
Also if you're a wuss like that, try having a beer before for you go out to fight. And always give the stupid ghost a coin. And give blood. All of these things add buffs that help, even if only a bit.
I always get smashed thrillseeking, although I did finally kill something 'thrilling' today. Meh, I would have rather slayed GFailure.
the stallion is a huge help is slaying I think.
new day, im looking for the dragon. If I dont come back, just wait longer.
There is a new clan available for your consideration. I need a co-leader.
Congrats on killing that pesky green b*tch, SlayerTaint.
Rival clans from within the ranks...EXCELLENT. :evil
Then, we'll see who has the biggest tree.
Thanks for the tips...I'll be back at it later, gonna go buy myself a stallion with all of these gems I've been amassing.
:evil
Quote from: jeffreyjpa on September 23, 2005, 04:09:49 PM
Then, we'll see who has the biggest tree.
I'm fairly certain that my new clan's stance will be that trees are for the gheys.
Where do I buy a Stallion?
romar - bestiary
Oh. I gotta travel. Grrr.
Hey, travelling isn't all that bad. Also:
QuoteFarmboy Sixfish defeated Farmboy ChEv in fair combat in the fields of Glukmoore.
My first PvP kill.
I'm pretty sure I killed TerrellOwens earlier today. Dreams come true.
So, my secessive clan isn't too popular so far. I guess you're all into Butte Sect(s).
whats the incentive to joining a new clan? maybe ill come over for the right price. :deion
I'd give you a bunch of gold, but the transfer limits are weak-sauce.
How about this offer? Join today, and I'll fire a dart of your choice at a player of your choice.
Make me an officer. I want power if I'm gonna switch.
Quote from: Diomedes on September 23, 2005, 05:55:02 PM
Make me an officer. I want power if I'm gonna switch.
My original post:
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 23, 2005, 04:00:31 PM
There is a new clan available for your consideration. I need a co-leader.
See ya, Butte Sect.
Wait, before I become a co-leader...what I gotta do when I'm in charge?!?! All I really wanna do is kill shtein.
You have to give anal to the guild creater daily.
Um, that's just in the new clan, and not in ours...right GF?
I thought Butte Sect was just meant to be, you know, ironic. :paranoid
That's only for leaders and officers. Relax that sphincter.
Quote from: Diomedes on September 23, 2005, 06:03:09 PM
Wait, before I become a co-leader...what I gotta do when I'm in charge?!?! All I really wanna do is kill shtein.
You don't have to do anything. If you choose, you'll be able to promote applicants into the clan and stuff.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 23, 2005, 06:06:52 PM
You have to give anal to the guild creater daily.
Keep your clan's philosophy out of this, GF.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 23, 2005, 06:16:00 PM
That's only for leaders and officers.
You control both a leader and officer in your clan. So that means you give anal to yourself.
No I don't. GFailure and one of the officers are my accounts. The other two accounts I use are regular members.
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 23, 2005, 06:17:08 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 23, 2005, 06:16:00 PM
That's only for leaders and officers.
You control both a leader and officer in your clan. So that means you give anal to yourself.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 23, 2005, 06:20:22 PM
No I don't. GFailure and one of the officers are my accounts. The other two accounts I use are regular members.
Yes you do. You have a leader and an officer, like I said. So you do, in fact, give yourself butte sect.
The officer gets away with just a handjob.
QuoteThe most recent hero of the realm is: Page SirGeo
About time ;D
Of course, I've died twice since them... :paranoid
so other than keeping the stalion... do you keep anyting of real importance after slaying the dragon? gay.
Quote from: MURP on September 23, 2005, 08:10:53 PM
so other than keeping the stalion... do you keep anyting of real importance after slaying the dragon? gay.
Yeah, I don't feel like going back to level 1 again just yet for that reason.
Do you lose weapons and shtein when you slay the dragon and return to next title/level 1? That sucks.
Quote from: jeffreyjpa on September 23, 2005, 09:29:02 PM
Do you lose weapons and shtein when you slay the dragon and return to next title/level 1? That sucks.
You lose everything but gems, and I guess the stallion. I didn't use one the first time, though.
I've died four times since slaying the dragon, and I've only hit level three. :-D
SirGeo = most suicidal knight in the land! ;D
You go to haunt Farmboy Sarge in their sleep, but they look up at you, and roll over mumbling something about eating sausage just before going to bed. :-D
Daily News - 9/23/05
Admin Skid – 2005-09-23 21:19:33
•A new area is open to those players that have beaten the game at least once. New content will be added there soon. For now, you can get to the new area via the Travel link in any village.
•Going along with alignment updates, look for new familiars coming out soon. Want a pet that gets more powerful when you're drunk? Stay tuned!
My clan now has three whole members. Maybe I'll have a co-leader by the end of the day.
QuoteCurrent Description: by Page PoopMcCrap
If you like to fight someone first and assess the decision to do so either later or never, this is the clan for you.
The first rule of Fight Club is FIGHT EVERYBODY. No allegiances.
QuoteYou have encountered Farmboy RonMexico which lunges at you with Woodsman's Axe!
Level: 11
Start of round:
Farmboy RonMexico's Hitpoints: 38
YOUR Hitpoints: 75
You hit Farmboy RonMexico for 15 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 2 points of damage!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but MISS!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 11 points of damage!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but are RIPOSTED for 2 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 2 points of damage!
Next round:
You hit Farmboy RonMexico for 3 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 12 points of damage!
Next round:
You hit Farmboy RonMexico for 6 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 9 points of damage!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but are RIPOSTED for 9 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 9 points of damage!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but are RIPOSTED for 4 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 7 points of damage!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but are RIPOSTED for 1 points of damage!
Farmboy RonMexico tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You try to hit Farmboy RonMexico but MISS!
Farmboy RonMexico hits you for 12 points of damage!
The gods have restored all suspended enhancements.
You have been slain by Farmboy RonMexico!
All gold on hand has been lost!
1% of experience has been lost!
You may begin fighting again tomorrow.
Okay, seriously. There's no way I should have lost there.
It's obvious, GF. You caught the herpes. :poison
I always wondered what riposted meant.
And "suspended enhancements." :paranoid
who is ron mexico on here?
You gave me the herp. I want compensation.
hmmm... is the tournament gone?
Oops I haven't logged into this game in a week. Is my dude still gonne be there?
Is ElJefe someone on here? He joined my clan, and rightly kept killing me.
Hey RonMexico, how about killing a dragon some day?
QuoteYou head for the section of forest which contains creatures of your nightmares, hoping to find one of them injured.
~ ~ ~ Fight ~ ~ ~
You have encountered Loneliness which lunges at you with Silence!
Level: 17
Start of round:
Loneliness's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 159
Loneliness surprises you and gets the first round of attack!
Loneliness tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 2 points of damage!
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
You have slain Loneliness!
You receive 15 gold!
You receive 0 total experience!
~~ Flawless Fight! ~~
You receive an extra turn!
:sly
:-D
QuoteA Kind Reminder
Admin Skid – 2005-09-30 19:13:14
Please try to keep your comments in-game clean. If you'd like to talk about doing corpses and whatnot, the Clan area is good for that. Otherwise, I don't know how old anyone playing this could be; I'm pretty sure that a 6-year-old shouldn't be reading about necrophilia too much.
The first time a dirty comment is posted, it will be deleted. After that, you may be muted or banned for at least a day.
Thanks, the management
That should thin out the clan pretty quick.
im now squire, turned from troll to human... was slayed atleast 3 times at level one as a human... havnt won a single battle. dont know whats going on. this game is geh.
QuoteThe biggest, sparkliest, twinkliest tree belongs to the Fight Club clan!
Many of the other halls, also sport beautifully decorated trees in their windows.
I had nothing to do with that.
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 03, 2005, 05:33:23 PM
QuoteThe biggest, sparkliest, twinkliest tree belongs to the Fight Club clan!
Many of the other halls, also sport beautifully decorated trees in their windows.
I had nothing to do with that.
I bought it, but I didn't decorate it.