since we cant put an article up at the current time... and im not getting blamed for anymore Eagles losses... we gotta do haiku here. just post em when you got em.
Niners beat the Rams
Were lucky in doing so
Eagles will prove that
Niner fan trolls creamed their
pants with win over the Rams
HowEVA, no one cares
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 06, 2005, 10:28:55 AM
Screw the predictions.
The Falcons suck anyway.
Where's the Haiku thread?
:paranoid
No haiku last week
That is why the Eagles lost.
It's about damn time.
It's not haiku's fault
I blame the no kama thread
And also TO.
I stand corrected.
We needed some more karma.
Kill Hbionic.
Chuggie went whoring
For cute San Fran boys last week
Therefore no Karma
The Eagles are primed
To kill those cute San Fran boys
No karma needed
Prepare Alex Smith
Tim Rattay will be broken
By Dawkins and Kearse
Let Falcons win first
will fix it in post season
Now just win baby
saying cute san fran
boys is a little gay, no,
really, farging gay
Kevan Barlow sucks
Julian Peterson sucks
Tim Rattay swallows
We slipped Monday
It's all good though after we
Shut out the Niners
Trotter is pissed off
Looking to rip head off Tim
Better prep Alex
Week one was a fluke
They have put it behind them
Time to kick some ass.
Tim Rattay will suck
Who is the backup QB?
Smith or Dorsey? HAH!
McNabb has chest bruise
And doesn't play well vs. 3-4...
But 9ers still suck.
9ers beat the Rams
So they must be outstanding!
I can't stop laughing...
Okay, I'll say it--
Reggie scores his first TD
Against the reeling 9ers.
After Monday Night's
Debacle against Mike Vick
Eagles Better Win :boom
The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 16, 2005, 08:52:36 AM
The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly
A ::)"I have nothing to contribute" ::) Haiku ??
Impressive :yay
Your face will be punched
If the Eagles lose again
Luckily they won't
49ers die
under an ever growing
pizzaisle of poopy
I guess you pronounce "pile" as "pie-ull".
Quote from: ParkingLotFlagDude on September 16, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 16, 2005, 08:52:36 AM
The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly
A ::)"I have nothing to contribute" ::) Haiku ??
Impressive :yay
PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for ::)
forty niners poo
all over my shoe, it smells
like butt crack lint balls
Rattay May Be Gay
But He Ain't No Garcia
Trotter Will Eat Em
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 11:42:07 AM
PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality
Get ready for ::)
Beermonkey can't write
A haiku to save his life
He wants Freak's babies
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 16, 2005, 11:58:28 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 11:42:07 AM
PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for ::)
Beermonkey can't write
A haiku to save his life
He wants Freak's babies
I added a syllable, you Haiku pansy
8
11
4+
You still suck.
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 12:03:15 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 16, 2005, 11:58:28 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 11:42:07 AM
PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for ::)
Beermonkey can't write
A haiku to save his life
He wants Freak's babies
I added a syllable, you Haiku pansy
Now it's one of those special 8/10/4 Haikus you hear so much about.
Hank Fraley Will Need
Extra Donuts So That He
Can Block More Better
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 11:42:07 AM
Quote from: ParkingLotFlagDude on September 16, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 16, 2005, 08:52:36 AM
The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly
A ::)"I have nothing to contribute" ::) Haiku ??
Impressive :yay
PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for ::)
You're all idiots
Shut the farg up idiots
Really, knock it off
Quote from: General_Failure on September 16, 2005, 01:50:43 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 11:42:07 AM
Quote from: ParkingLotFlagDude on September 16, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 16, 2005, 08:52:36 AM
The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly
A ::)"I have nothing to contribute" ::) Haiku ??
Impressive :yay
PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for ::)
You're all idiots
Shut the farg up idiots
Really, knock it off
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Getting on topic...
The 49ers suck balls
We better win big
Kevan Barlow shteins the bed
Frank Gore takes over
Trotter eats both of their heads
Is a 5-5-7 considered an acceptable "thinking outside the box" haiku?
NFC West teams
Can only defeat other
NFC West teams
Terrel Owens b*tch
Complains more than little girl
Worse than Warren Sapp
Ploobus is stupid
He is a total retard
Eat shtein and die bitch
Eagles have no wins
Power Ranking sucks, will be
Laughing stock of league
shorebird is a whore
Ugly, smelly piece of sh*t
Football does not know
Ploobus making friends
Left and right on Concrete Field
Party at his house!
Quote from: Ploobus on September 17, 2005, 11:18:29 AM
shorebird is a whore
Ugly, smelly piece of sh*t
Football does not know
GF, I smell another ban.
Quote from: shorebird on September 17, 2005, 11:12:19 AM
Ploobus is stupid
He is a total retard
Eat shtein and die bitch
A ban? I was simply replying to this post. But hey, I would expect nothing less...
Eagles fans are crap
Team keeps losing Super Bowls
See Terrel Owens
Not all Niners fans
Share Ploobus' opinions
Some of us are nice
:-D
I love how you all
actually replied to
posts with more haiku.
General Failure,
Since this is Haiku thread, We
Must wax poetic
Living in the past is fun
Just ask Niners fans
But they also love the cock
Ploobish talks much ish
You'd think his team has a chance
We all know better
They won and we lost
What the farg is that about?
Things even Sunday
niners return
bring philly pain
eagles=seahawks east
Niners are so bad
Fans must use retired players
In their screennames. Sad.
rjs trys to
be funny. But he just is not.
Get a life, douchebag.
Quote from: MDS on September 17, 2005, 06:28:48 PM
rjs trys to
be funny. But he just is not.
Get a life, douchebag.
Tries.
Baseball fans should find
Their own place to bore others
Virgins should also
Quote from: rjs246 on September 17, 2005, 06:31:02 PM
Baseball fans should find
Their own place to bore others
Virgins should also
While that might be true,
It is still not even
remotley funny. Nice try.
truck defends
virgins honor
makes tiny niner fans
Not trying to be funny
Merely pointing out
The obvious, through haiku.
Don't make excuses
For your total lack of humor skills
Just face it. You suck.
San Fran once again
Better Niners in 02
A loss to Feeley
I'm sure everyone
Agrees with you. I always hear
How unfunny I am.
Keep this ish going
We all love Haiku battles
Or are we just bored?
This is gayest thing
I have seen since Chuggie
auto-fellated
Fine.
Autofellatio's not gay. :paranoid
The Niners suck ass
They really really suck ass
Yes, indeed they do
I shouldn't have to
Gauge my eyes out with a spoon
After Sunday's game
Eagles beat dat ass
Oh yes, they did beat that ass
Forty-two to three
Fourty two to three
McNabb lay the smacketh down
Niners fans blow me
Damn, that chaps my ass
Rattay is a farging whore
I hope he implodes
No Sunday Night Crew
Gabbing like a bunch of girls
My ears are at peace
Quote from: Crabjuice on September 18, 2005, 09:36:56 PM
Damn, that chaps my ass
Rattay is a farging whore
I hope he implodes
:-D :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead 1/2