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Title: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: MURP on September 15, 2005, 06:03:35 PM
since we cant put an article up at the current time... and im not getting blamed for anymore Eagles losses... we gotta do haiku here.   just post em when you got em.

Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 15, 2005, 06:06:04 PM
Niners beat the Rams
Were lucky in doing so
Eagles will prove that
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: MDS on September 15, 2005, 06:13:51 PM
Niner fan trolls creamed their
pants with win over the Rams
HowEVA, no one cares
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 15, 2005, 06:45:19 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 06, 2005, 10:28:55 AM
Screw the predictions. 
The Falcons suck anyway.
Where's the Haiku thread? 

:paranoid

No haiku last week
That is why the Eagles lost.
It's about damn time. 
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: General_Failure on September 15, 2005, 06:49:47 PM
It's not haiku's fault
I blame the no kama thread
And also TO.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 15, 2005, 06:57:26 PM
I stand corrected.
We needed some more karma.
Kill Hbionic.

Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: NGM on September 15, 2005, 07:03:30 PM
Chuggie went whoring
For cute San Fran boys last week
Therefore no Karma
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: NGM on September 15, 2005, 07:06:09 PM
The Eagles are primed
To kill those cute San Fran boys
No karma needed
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 15, 2005, 08:50:53 PM
Prepare Alex Smith
Tim Rattay will be broken
By Dawkins and Kearse
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: ParkingLotFlagDude on September 15, 2005, 08:54:24 PM
Let Falcons win first
will fix it in post season
Now just win baby
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: hbionic on September 15, 2005, 08:58:15 PM
saying cute san fran
boys is a little gay, no,
really, farging gay
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 15, 2005, 09:08:34 PM
Kevan Barlow sucks
Julian Peterson sucks
Tim Rattay swallows
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Feva on September 16, 2005, 06:30:49 AM
We slipped Monday
It's all good though after we
Shut out the Niners
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 16, 2005, 06:48:34 AM
Trotter is pissed off
Looking to rip head off Tim
Better prep Alex
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on September 16, 2005, 07:29:26 AM
Week one was a fluke
They have put it behind them
Time to kick some ass.

Tim Rattay will suck
Who is the backup QB?
Smith or Dorsey? HAH!
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Zanshin on September 16, 2005, 08:17:58 AM
McNabb has chest bruise
And doesn't play well vs. 3-4...
But 9ers still suck.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Zanshin on September 16, 2005, 08:21:43 AM
9ers beat the Rams
So they must be outstanding!
I can't stop laughing...
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Zanshin on September 16, 2005, 08:33:05 AM
Okay, I'll say it--
Reggie scores his first TD
Against the reeling 9ers.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 16, 2005, 08:51:25 AM
After Monday Night's
Debacle against Mike Vick
Eagles Better Win  :boom
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 16, 2005, 08:52:36 AM
The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: ParkingLotFlagDude on September 16, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 16, 2005, 08:52:36 AM
The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly


A   ::)"I have nothing to contribute"  ::)  Haiku ?? 
Impressive   :yay
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: phattymatty on September 16, 2005, 11:06:50 AM
Your face will be punched
If the Eagles lose again
Luckily they won't
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: ice grillin you on September 16, 2005, 11:34:52 AM
49ers die
under an ever growing
pizzaisle of poopy
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 16, 2005, 11:39:52 AM
I guess you pronounce "pile" as "pie-ull".
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 11:42:07 AM
Quote from: ParkingLotFlagDude on September 16, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 16, 2005, 08:52:36 AM
The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly


A   ::)"I have nothing to contribute"  ::)  Haiku ?? 
Impressive   :yay

PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for  ::)
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Wingspan on September 16, 2005, 11:46:05 AM
forty niners poo
all over my shoe, it smells
like butt crack lint balls
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: JTrotter Fan on September 16, 2005, 11:51:14 AM
Rattay May Be Gay
But He Ain't No Garcia
Trotter Will Eat Em
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 16, 2005, 11:58:28 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 11:42:07 AM
PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality
Get ready for  ::)

Beermonkey can't write
A haiku to save his life
He wants Freak's babies
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 12:03:15 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 16, 2005, 11:58:28 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 11:42:07 AM
PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for  ::)

Beermonkey can't write
A haiku to save his life
He wants Freak's babies

I added a syllable, you Haiku pansy
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 16, 2005, 12:20:15 PM
8
11
4+

You still suck.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Zanshin on September 16, 2005, 12:22:46 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 12:03:15 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 16, 2005, 11:58:28 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 11:42:07 AM
PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for  ::)

Beermonkey can't write
A haiku to save his life
He wants Freak's babies

I added a syllable, you Haiku pansy

Now it's one of those special 8/10/4 Haikus you hear so much about.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: sallad selgae on September 16, 2005, 01:30:45 PM
Hank Fraley Will Need
Extra Donuts So That He
Can Block More Better
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: General_Failure on September 16, 2005, 01:50:43 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 11:42:07 AM
Quote from: ParkingLotFlagDude on September 16, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 16, 2005, 08:52:36 AM
The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly


A   ::)"I have nothing to contribute"  ::)  Haiku ?? 
Impressive   :yay

PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for  ::)

You're all idiots
Shut the farg up idiots
Really, knock it off
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Wingspan on September 16, 2005, 01:52:27 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 16, 2005, 01:50:43 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on September 16, 2005, 11:42:07 AM
Quote from: ParkingLotFlagDude on September 16, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 16, 2005, 08:52:36 AM
The sky is falling
oh no! The sky is falling!
Only in Philly


A   ::)"I have nothing to contribute"  ::)  Haiku ?? 
Impressive   :yay

PLFD mocks Phillygirl
Questions originality & wit
Get ready for  ::)

You're all idiots
Shut the farg up idiots
Really, knock it off
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 16, 2005, 01:57:11 PM
Getting on topic...
The 49ers suck balls
We better win big
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: rjs246 on September 16, 2005, 02:08:15 PM
Kevan Barlow shteins the bed
Frank Gore takes over
Trotter eats both of their heads
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 16, 2005, 02:11:24 PM
Is a 5-5-7 considered an acceptable "thinking outside the box" haiku?
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: QB Eagles on September 17, 2005, 10:51:32 AM
NFC West teams
Can only defeat other
NFC West teams
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Ploobus on September 17, 2005, 11:07:50 AM
Terrel Owens b*tch
Complains more than little girl
Worse than Warren Sapp
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: shorebird on September 17, 2005, 11:12:19 AM
Ploobus is stupid
He is a total retard
Eat shtein and die bitch
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Ploobus on September 17, 2005, 11:14:04 AM
Eagles have no wins
Power Ranking sucks, will be
Laughing stock of league
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Ploobus on September 17, 2005, 11:18:29 AM
shorebird is a whore
Ugly, smelly piece of sh*t
Football does not know
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 17, 2005, 11:28:32 AM
Ploobus making friends
Left and right on Concrete Field
Party at his house!
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 17, 2005, 11:44:06 AM
Quote from: Ploobus on September 17, 2005, 11:18:29 AM
shorebird is a whore
Ugly, smelly piece of sh*t
Football does not know

GF, I smell another ban.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Ploobus on September 17, 2005, 11:45:48 AM
Quote from: shorebird on September 17, 2005, 11:12:19 AM
Ploobus is stupid
He is a total retard
Eat shtein and die bitch

A ban?  I was simply replying to this post.  But hey, I would expect nothing less...
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Ploobus on September 17, 2005, 02:16:24 PM
Eagles fans are crap
Team keeps losing Super Bowls
See Terrel Owens
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Crabjuice on September 17, 2005, 02:24:02 PM
Not all Niners fans
Share Ploobus' opinions
Some of us are nice

:-D
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: General_Failure on September 17, 2005, 02:38:40 PM
I love how you all
actually replied to
posts with more haiku.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 17, 2005, 03:57:38 PM
General Failure,
Since this is Haiku thread, We
Must wax poetic
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: rjs246 on September 17, 2005, 04:13:55 PM
Living in the past is fun
Just ask Niners fans
But they also love the cock
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Feva on September 17, 2005, 04:31:03 PM
Ploobish talks much ish
You'd think his team has a chance
We all know better
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: henchmanUK on September 17, 2005, 05:37:16 PM
They won and we lost
What the farg is that about?
Things even Sunday
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on September 17, 2005, 06:20:06 PM
niners return
bring philly pain
eagles=seahawks east
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: rjs246 on September 17, 2005, 06:24:41 PM
Niners are so bad
Fans must use retired players
In their screennames. Sad.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: MDS on September 17, 2005, 06:28:48 PM
rjs trys to
be funny. But he just is not.
Get a life, douchebag.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 17, 2005, 06:29:49 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 17, 2005, 06:28:48 PM
rjs trys to
be funny. But he just is not.
Get a life, douchebag.

Tries.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: rjs246 on September 17, 2005, 06:31:02 PM
Baseball fans should find
Their own place to bore others
Virgins should also
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: MDS on September 17, 2005, 06:33:06 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 17, 2005, 06:31:02 PM
Baseball fans should find
Their own place to bore others
Virgins should also

While that might be true,
It is still not even
remotley funny. Nice try.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on September 17, 2005, 06:34:23 PM
truck defends
virgins honor
makes tiny niner fans
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: rjs246 on September 17, 2005, 06:34:34 PM
Not trying to be funny
Merely pointing out
The obvious, through haiku.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: MDS on September 17, 2005, 06:35:43 PM
Don't make excuses
For your total lack of humor skills
Just face it. You suck.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Beermonkey on September 17, 2005, 06:36:56 PM
San Fran once again
Better Niners in 02
A loss to Feeley
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: rjs246 on September 17, 2005, 06:37:15 PM
I'm sure everyone
Agrees with you. I always hear
How unfunny I am.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Feva on September 17, 2005, 06:39:04 PM
Keep this ish going
We all love Haiku battles
Or are we just bored?
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: General_Failure on September 17, 2005, 06:39:28 PM
This is gayest thing
I have seen since Chuggie
auto-fellated
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: rjs246 on September 17, 2005, 06:46:46 PM
Fine.
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: QB Eagles on September 17, 2005, 07:48:18 PM
Autofellatio's not gay. :paranoid
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: FreakisaKearseWord on September 17, 2005, 11:25:29 PM
The Niners suck ass
They really really suck ass
Yes, indeed they do
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 17, 2005, 11:49:02 PM
I shouldn't have to
Gauge my eyes out with a spoon
After Sunday's game
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Feva on September 18, 2005, 04:42:07 PM
Eagles beat dat ass
Oh yes, they did beat that ass
Forty-two to three
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: shorebird on September 18, 2005, 09:29:31 PM
Fourty two to three
McNabb lay the smacketh down
Niners fans blow me
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Crabjuice on September 18, 2005, 09:36:56 PM
Damn, that chaps my ass
Rattay is a farging whore
I hope he implodes
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 18, 2005, 09:44:31 PM
No Sunday Night Crew
Gabbing like a bunch of girls
My ears are at peace
Title: Re: Week 2 Haiku
Post by: henchmanUK on September 19, 2005, 07:05:12 AM
Quote from: Crabjuice on September 18, 2005, 09:36:56 PM
Damn, that chaps my ass
Rattay is a farging whore
I hope he implodes

:-D :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead 1/2