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Title: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: MURP on September 13, 2005, 04:00:44 PM
Gonna try something new here since we end up posting all of these guys stupid comments anyway.  How about keeping them in one place where they can be tracked... ANYTHING these guys say that is even remotely stupid please post in this thread and Ill up date it all year.   Any links you can provide would be great, but if you hear it during a show just say which show.   :yay  In an attempt to keep it from getting out of control, lets limit it to the main idiots.   I'll add guys if you want though.   :afro    Id like to compile all of it and send it to ESPN at the end of the season.  Just for shteins and giggles. 


Merrill Hoge



Sean Salisbury




ESPN Sunday Night Crew

QuoteCorey Simon is a premier run stopper.
Ravens vs Colts




Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: rjs246 on September 13, 2005, 04:01:57 PM
Prediction: 93% of the posts in this thread will belong to PG.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 13, 2005, 04:06:58 PM
Nah, only the Sunday night crew. I can't wait to take notes this coming game. Some of the shtein is just classic.

Corey Simon is a premier run stopper.

:-D
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: WEST is GOD on September 13, 2005, 04:33:58 PM
Sean Salisbury is not that bad.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: MDS on September 13, 2005, 04:38:16 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 04:33:58 PM
Sean Salisbury is not that bad.

And you are useful.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 13, 2005, 04:39:17 PM
Sean Salisbury was a much bigger assclown as a player than he is as an announcer.


That's not saying that he's not a huge assclown as an announcer.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: WEST is GOD on September 13, 2005, 04:41:35 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 13, 2005, 04:38:16 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 04:33:58 PM
Sean Salisbury is not that bad.

And you are useful.

Well, thanks for stating the obvious.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: MURP on September 13, 2005, 04:50:29 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 04:33:58 PM
Sean Salisbury is not that bad.

last year Salisbury said Kyle Boller would make the pro bowl. 
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 13, 2005, 04:53:31 PM
Peter King picked Jake Plummer for MVP in 2003 and 2004.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: WEST is GOD on September 13, 2005, 04:54:11 PM
At least he's not afraid to make a bold prediction once in a while. Every analyst makes a stupid prediction now and then. I like Salisbury. He's not afraid to rip into teams when they need it, but he is also fair. Whether or not he drools all over the Eagles(which I know a lot of you guys want) doesn't matter to me. I couldn't care less if he picks the Eagles to win the Superbowl or win every week. I like his analysis and I think he brings a lot to the table that other analysts don't.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 13, 2005, 04:59:26 PM
Tom Jackson:

"and,and,and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and....what we have here Boom is Donovan McNabb just waited too long to make the throw.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: Mad-Lad on September 13, 2005, 05:00:51 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 04:54:11 PM
I like Salisbury. He's not afraid to rip into teams when they need it, but he is also fair. Whether or not he drools all over the Eagles(which I know a lot of you guys want) doesn't matter to me. I couldn't care less if he picks the Eagles to win the Superbowl or win every week. I like his analysis and I think he brings a lot to the table that other analysts don't.

Salisbury brings absolutely nothing to the table.  He acts like he know's what it's like to be an NFL quarterback.  How would he know, he spent his career holding a clipboard.  He's just another ESPN analyst who's into self-promotion.  If he was a LEGIT NFL guy, he would have taken Denny Green up on his offer to be the Cardinals QB coach.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: WEST is GOD on September 13, 2005, 05:08:29 PM
He was a QB in the NFL, whether you want to say he sucked or not. I think he brings a lot to the table, but if you don't like him you don't have to watch him.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: Wingspan on September 13, 2005, 05:10:40 PM
shut up. salisbury blows.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: MDS on September 13, 2005, 05:16:23 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on September 13, 2005, 05:10:40 PM
shut up. salisbury blows.

spank you bery much
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: methdeez on September 13, 2005, 05:17:28 PM
QuoteIt's not subjective, because it's my opinion!!!
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: MURP on September 13, 2005, 05:22:56 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 04:54:11 PM
At least he's not afraid to make a bold prediction once in a while.

if bold = idiotic then your right on!
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: WEST is GOD on September 13, 2005, 05:44:11 PM
 :-D

You guys hate everyone around here.

Everyone on WIP minus one or two hosts, everyone ESPN analyst, every writer for the Inquirer and Daily News minus one or two, a lot of Fox analysts and commentators, among other random writers.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 13, 2005, 05:45:50 PM
Hate is healthy.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: Mad-Lad on September 13, 2005, 05:47:02 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 05:44:11 PM
:-D

You guys hate everyone around here.

Everyone on WIP minus one or two hosts, everyone ESPN analyst, every writer for the Inquirer and Daily News minus one or two, a lot of Fox analysts and commentators, among other random writers.


I like a few of the ESPN radio hosts.  I could give a damn about columnists because it's easy to not read their articles.  Kind of like it's easy to NOT read posts by certain members of this board.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: WEST is GOD on September 13, 2005, 05:49:07 PM
I'm a hater myself, but I hate for different reasons. Words don't spawn hate in me as much as actions do.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: MURP on September 13, 2005, 05:54:17 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 05:44:11 PM
:-D

You guys hate everyone around here.

Everyone on WIP minus one or two hosts, everyone ESPN analyst, every writer for the Inquirer and Daily News minus one or two, a lot of Fox analysts and commentators, among other random writers.


pretty much. 
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: Mad-Lad on September 13, 2005, 05:58:34 PM
Quote from: MURP on September 13, 2005, 05:54:17 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 13, 2005, 05:44:11 PM
:-D

You guys hate everyone around here.

Everyone on WIP minus one or two hosts, everyone ESPN analyst, every writer for the Inquirer and Daily News minus one or two, a lot of Fox analysts and commentators, among other random writers.


pretty much. 

Eric Allen and Mike Golic are cool.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 13, 2005, 10:15:59 PM
Avenger, shut up.


MURP....Steve Young picked the following 3 QBs as his top 3 of the year (on ESPN NFL Countdown):

Peyton Manning
Daunte Culpepper
Kyle Boller.


(no, this is not a joke)
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: Tomahawk on September 28, 2005, 03:12:08 PM
Last night or perhaps the other night on Playbook (NFL Network), Solomon Wilcotts proclaimed:

[In San Diego] Eli Manning faced the harshest crowd he'll see all year.
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: General_Failure on September 28, 2005, 03:26:18 PM
So he's not going to play when they come here?
Title: Re: Stupid Football analysts thread!!!!
Post by: MDS on September 28, 2005, 03:41:54 PM
Or go somewhere with actual fans?