Is anyone else sick of this bling bullshtein trend. The VMAs continued the barf :puke trend with Diddy dancing around like a jakass with his 500+ carats of diamonds on. The same with Kanye "Jesus' West and Paris Hilton and the rest. Get over it already. Owww shiny rocks! That money around their necks could house about 200 families or more. What's more "christian" than adorning the crucifixion with stones mined by slaves in mines in some mud hut region. It's been around forever but now and again it annoys the piss outta me. :boom
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Gee I hope today I can slave all day for 5 cents so Puffy can get a new pinky ring, and Kanye can sell another Jesus.
If you choose to watch the VMA's you deserve it, no?
Usually the VMAs are entertaining in a spectacle kind of way. This year they sucked donkey colon.
Except for Kelly... she was teh hott.
Runny-egg nipples, dude.
i can't get enough of the runny-egg nipples line, it may have replaced barking at her cheerio as my favorite now.
Quote from: MURP on August 30, 2005, 01:05:57 PM
If you choose to watch the VMA's you deserve it, no?
Yeah you're right. My TV alternatives are usually ESPN & Com Central. I can only take so many S.Park re-runs and TO babble.
Those slaves do pretty good, they smuggle diamonds out in their ass.
Sure, but if they're caught they get raped to death with a giant diamond wang.
Ironic rape deaths are the best!
Only because they're so rare.
Quote from: T_Section224 on August 30, 2005, 01:50:15 PM
i can't get enough of the runny-egg nipples line, it may have replaced barking at her cheerio as my favorite now.
If someone comes up with a graphic for this one I'm not sure I want to see it... :paranoid
Now I WANT someone to come up with a graphic.
Quote from: JailBird-man on August 30, 2005, 12:50:23 PM
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How did I manage to miss the life-sized iced-out Jesus head?! The son of God knows how to bling, bitches.
I'm glad that Jesus finally decided to go blonde. It's a good look for him.
Was Jesus a hippy?
Hippies can't afford that much ice.
So much ice you could skate on a messiah.
Of course he was a hippie. He wears the original Berkenstocks.
:-D :-D :-D
Quote from: General_Failure on August 30, 2005, 02:57:54 PM
Sure, but if they're caught they get raped to death with a giant diamond wang.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 30, 2005, 02:58:32 PM
Ironic rape deaths are the best!
Quote from: General_Failure on August 30, 2005, 02:59:04 PM
Only because they're so rare.
:-D :-D :-D
I just farging spit Pepsi all over my desk. The fat bitch that sits next to me is looking at me like I have a diamond wang growing out of my head....
Quote from: rjs246 on August 30, 2005, 03:10:15 PM
Now I WANT someone to come up with a graphic.
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Good effort, but I feel like they're WAY too centered for the visual I'm looking for... imagine the frying pan being lifted on one side so the yolks are about to slide off the edge of the whites.
i googled that...now for 50$ an hr i can make u some dippy nippys...lets talk
This is the best I can do...
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Ha! That's hilariously inaccurate, but hilarious none the less.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/ruunyeggnipples.jpg)
simple...to the point...graphic...not realistic
Ha. Nice to meet you Ms. Clarkson.
Gross.
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