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Yes, I'd like some fries with this.
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Autograph prices are sky rocketing as fans are now required to give up their first born child.
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Look at the kid's face.
:-D
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Ritchie:
"Let's see now... How's this go again? J..... O....."
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"Pink? There's no way in hell I signed off on this. Let me see that tag, I smell a lawsuit."
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"Giggidy giggidy giggidy... all riiiiight."
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"You see here kid, the middle linebacker crashes thru here, the SAM backer drops back to here, the corner comes from the side, and the QB becomes this little grease spot."
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"Runyan, check it out. Dude, I'm left handed now. Hee hee, man Buck left some good shtein in his room man. Woo!"
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One other fun fact about Lincoln Financial Field:
"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play four quarters on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."
Quote from: Larry on August 28, 2005, 09:17:29 PM
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"You see here kid, the middle linebacker crashes thru here, the SAM backer drops back to here, the corner comes from the side, and the QB becomes this little grease spot."
:-D
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But Mr. Pinkston, sir...they said T.O. wasn't here because he's injured. Why are you here, then?
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Avoid the clap, Jimmy Duggan - Now that's good advice!
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But Mr. Pinkston, sir...they said T.O. wasn't here because he's injured. Why are you here, then?
:-D :-D :-D
winner so far for those keeping score at home..
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"Giggidy giggidy giggidy... all riiiiight."
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:-D :-D :-D
Seriously Pink could you try to smile? >:( The kid already wishes he was getting a different autograph atleast fake "happy." ;D
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"Here you go, kid. You 18 yet?"
"No, Mr. Ritchie."
"But you're close, right?"
"Not really, Mr. Ritchie."
"... I've got some candy in my bag back here ..."
hey now he may have horns but hes not that evil. he doesn't like fire-crotch anyway
That's okay, she's pretty young.
i think she's sprouting
Ha.
Go find out. Let me know.
Nows your chance...i lost my virginity in my teens...times a tickin
How was he?
Yes, yes. I'm incredibly clever.
And gay
Put your little guy away, I'm not gay.
well ur sure as shtein not straight either
mussa's allusions are not as subtle.
Loving girl robots counts as straight.
Quote from: General_Failure on August 30, 2005, 02:25:46 PM
Loving girl robots counts as straight.
It does in my book if she looks like this...
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:drool
I'd do the Asian chick from that show.
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Yummy.
:-D
I didn't like the tone of her jib so I dick smacked her.
Some chicks just don't know their limits.
talk about mushroom stamp
that would be... well... me
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Interesting.
Lucky ladies. I truly am a handsome devil. >:D
you're shorter than verne troyer.
So am I to understand that there's an actual cripple to make of on here now? Jackpot! And welcome.
Quote from: MDS on February 09, 2006, 06:05:38 PM
you're shorter than verne troyer.
it was brought to my understanding that you may be cripple. if this true, i guess this statement is kinda offensive.
MDS isn't that bright, winky. Don't worry though, he's harmlessly irritating.
did u get those sluts preggo or what.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2006, 06:19:39 PM
MDS isn't that bright, winky. Don't worry though, he's harmlessly irritating.
Thats actually me in a nutshell.
Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on February 09, 2006, 06:21:03 PM
did u get those sluts preggo or what.
Of course he did, what the hell would he be smiling about in that picture? He's obviously just played a round of tongue tag with their cornshoots.
i didn't see any 'haha' juice on his face. or their face.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2006, 06:22:27 PM
He's obviously just played a round of tongue tag with their cornshoots.
You're just jealous.
Now you're just padding. Quit stating the obvious.
Make me, woman.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2006, 06:13:51 PM
So am I to understand that there's an actual cripple to make of on here now? Jackpot! And welcome.
you are on fire with your language skills
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Quote from: MDS on February 09, 2006, 06:05:38 PM
you're shorter than verne troyer.
it was brought to my understanding that you may be cripple. if this true, i guess this statement is kinda offensive.
offensive is my specialty
Quote from: capnwinky on February 09, 2006, 07:48:03 PM
Quote from: MDS on February 09, 2006, 06:17:07 PM
Quote from: MDS on February 09, 2006, 06:05:38 PM
you're shorter than verne troyer.
it was brought to my understanding that you may be cripple. if this true, i guess this statement is kinda offensive.
offensive is my specialty
glorious. which one do you wanna be: timmy or jimmy? i guess timmy since you're both in a chair.
He seems a little too verbose to be an effective Timmy. Aren't there any other offensive stereotypes we could compare him to?
If we get another one in here, we could have a legit cripple fight?
If he can explain something sciency-sounding you monkeys have never heard of he can be Stephen Hawking.
Uh, I would argue that we already have several dozen handicapped members.
And a lot of regular stupid people.
Quote from: General_Failure on February 09, 2006, 08:02:03 PM
If he can explain something sciency-sounding you monkeys have never heard of he can be Stephen Hawking.
Yeah, THAT'S really insulting. "Hey check out the cripple who's way more intelligent than all of us and totally understands the string theory and wrote a couple of books about astrophysics! Nerd!"
Try harder.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2006, 08:02:35 PM
Uh, I would argue that we already have several dozen handicapped members.
D-d-d-d-do p-p-peopl-l-l-l-le w--w-w-w-with a s-s-s-s-stut-t-t-tter coun-n-n-n-nt?
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Quote from: General_Failure on February 09, 2006, 08:02:03 PM
If he can explain something sciency-sounding you monkeys have never heard of he can be Stephen Hawking.
Yeah, THAT'S really insulting. "Hey check out the cripple who's way more intelligent than all of us and totally understands the string theory and wrote a couple of books about astrophysics! Nerd!"
Try harder.
Glad to see you turned the images back on, son. And who said I was trying to insult him, anyway?
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2006, 08:02:35 PM
Uh, I would argue that we already have several dozen handicapped members.
If you guys are at your quota I understand
I'll go to the Cowboys board with the rest of the retards
We just perma-banned stillupfront, so there's room.
Quote from: General_Failure on February 09, 2006, 08:06:41 PM
Glad to see you turned the images back on, son. And who said I was trying to insult him, anyway?
Work and home. A subtle difference, I know, but try to keep up.
And suddenly you're not trying to insult people? Pffft. What kind of man holds back on making fun of a guy in a chair? I'll tell you. No kind of man
Quote from: General_Failure on February 09, 2006, 08:09:14 PM
We just perma-banned stillupfront, so there's room.
Why do something like that? He had a serious drug problem that I liked exploiting.
I doubt that SUF was actually permabanned, but if he was, I'll be upset, his nonsense was out of control and never failed to inexplicably ruffle everyone's feathers. Also, crackheads make some of my opinions look normal by comparison.
Quote from: capnwinky on February 09, 2006, 08:08:25 PM
I'll go to the Cowboys board with the rest of the retards
Actually, most of them are at extremeskins.com.
While we're being offensive, some belated Eagles Carnival captions:
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The Jerome Brown Windshield Simulator was the most popular ride at the carnival.
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Nice to see that Brian Westbrook finally bulked up.
Ha. That Jerome reference is farging wrong. And awesome. Even got the 99...
a Jerome Brown joke? you got any Challenger references, maybe a Lincoln assassination joke?
Go throw Molotov cocktails at my embassy.
That's not Jerome. There would have to be a figure of a kid busting through the windshield too.
Quote from: General_Failure on February 09, 2006, 08:09:14 PMWe just perma-banned stillupfront, so there's room.
You don't say?? Mysterious are the ways of
Big Brother.
Quote from: QB Eagles on February 09, 2006, 09:43:28 PMGo throw Molotov cocktails at my embassy.
Ha! I support the establishment of this phrase as a new cliche.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 09, 2006, 10:30:20 PM
That's not Jerome. There would have to be a figure of a kid busting through the windshield too.
I'm thinking that's what those holes beneath Jerome are for. They're each at the bottom of slides that the kids go down head-first. Pretty sweet ride.
Wow, that's tasteless even for here.
I love it.
Ummm...that looks like a little game where you throw the ball threw the hole...not slide the kid through head first. WOW!
I thought they were in homage to the cheerleader gloryholes in the Vet.
Peep holes, bro. Glory holes are a whole nother thing.
If they'd been gloryholes, the NFLPA would've blocked the demolition of the Vet.
I know what they are...I was just trying to spice up the thread a little.
Did FDR's little brother come back?