It just went to the jury...thoughts?
I think the jury will find him innocent.
Guilty.
The he kills himself, and I get pissed off because that's massive points I would NOT receive.....
They come back with Innocent, and he grabs a boy's crotch on his way out the door.
Does molesting a gold-digging kid from a gold digging family make the molestation any less grievous? More importantly, does anyone care anymore? Someone should just shoot that thing between the eyes and put him out of my misery.
Quote from: Joel1972 on June 03, 2005, 03:29:43 PM
I think the jury will find him innocent.
I think so too.
They'll find him innocent, and then he'll do it again.
i think that during deliberation, he's gonna sneak in dressed as a jurur and start fondling them.
guilty.
Michael's gonna moonwalk out of that courtroom a free man...or woman...or something.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 03, 2005, 03:56:27 PM...and then he'll do it again.
Exactamundo!
[Chris Rock] Michael, another kid? That's like another dead white girl showing up at [O.J. Simpson's] house, And O. J. going, 'I know what you're thinking ...' "[/Chris Rock]
I think you missed a couple hundred "Another kid? Another kid, Mike? Another farging kid?" repetitions in there.
I don't care.
Yes you do. Don't lie.
Dio already has the special edition court TV dvd box set on reserve.
I'm getting the limited edition version. It's got a holographic cover and a medium t-shirt.
They'll ship once they know which ending to put in the main feature, and which to put in the "alternate ending" version.
Anyone know where I can get the soundtrack at? That theme song rocks.
The way this trial has gone? Hung jury. :D
:-D :cfhead
I havn't been keeping track of that lunatics trial. But if I could say either it would be guilty. There american justice for ya
MSNBC reporting Jackson just got rushed to the hospital for an "unknown ailment". Suicude attempt?
Quote from: Joel1972 on June 05, 2005, 06:53:29 PM
MSNBS reporting Jackson just got rushed to the hospital for an "unknown ailment". Suicude attempt?
Little boy withdrawals.
He'll get off like OJ did, except he'll be right back feelin up boys at the Neverland. OJ hasn't killed anyone else....as far as we know. :paranoid
verdict supposed to be at 4:30 today
Quote from: MURP on June 13, 2005, 04:05:21 PM
verdict supposed to be at 4:30 today
OOOOHHHH...i think i just peed a little
That's not pee.
Are you two in the same room?
It's Jesus Juice
Quote from: Yeti on June 13, 2005, 04:18:55 PM
Are you two in the same room?
if GF is actually a Boba Fett pez dispencer we are :paranoid
Jesus! GF is a farging Boba Fett Pez dispencer. Dammit I farging knew it.
GF / Boba Fett. :-D
I was just flipping channels, and all the news channels (Fox, CNN, MSNBC) are showing, live, the Michael Jackson caravan heading to the courthouse.
:-D
War in Iraq? Who cares!
Saddam on trial? Not important!
Mississippi Burning trial? Trivial!
It's a good thing that nothing else is happening in the world, or we wouldn't be able to see Michael's car(s) heading to the courthouse.
The Springerization of America is nearly complete.
TV just went off. :-D
They delayed the verdict until 4:45 to let the cable news channels savor the ratings a bit longer.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 13, 2005, 04:33:50 PM
It's a good thing that nothing else is happening in the world, or we wouldn't be able to see Michael's car(s) heading to the courthouse.
Nothing else happening? Dude, somewhere out there,
rich, telegenic white girls are missing! Missing I tell you! I demand full coverage.
Quote from: QB Eagles on June 13, 2005, 04:36:21 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 13, 2005, 04:33:50 PM
It's a good thing that nothing else is happening in the world, or we wouldn't be able to see Michael's car(s) heading to the courthouse.
Nothing else happening? Dude, somewhere out there, rich, telegenic white girls are missing! Missing I tell you! I demand full coverage.
Not to mention crazed-looking runaway brides. :-D
Look at this fancy crap CNN set up on their front page:
(http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2005/images/06/09/jackson.homepage.main.1.gif)
I think that means it's the 4th inning, there's men on second and third base, 2 outs.
I say he walks on the bad charges and gets a misdemenor charge of providing minors with booze.
I predict he's found innocent of the charges listed above, but found guilty of conspiracy to create a media circus.
anytime you think you are a loser for talking on a football message board just refer to any picture of Michael Jacksons "fans" who stand outside a courthouse for weeks.
Quote from: MURP on June 13, 2005, 04:48:05 PM
anytime you think you are a loser for talking on a football message board just refer to any picture of Michael Jacksons "fans" who stand outside a courthouse for weeks.
I always thought we were the cool kids.
LOL...
ok caption contest as to what the rest of the heart says
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/06/13/jackson.trial/top.1622.mj.fan.ap.jpg)
winner gets a little diddle...
Most of the TV networks are, apparently, predicting he will be found guilty on most charges.
unfortunately I think he gets one of the alcohol charges at most
Quote from: Wingspan on June 13, 2005, 04:49:54 PM
LOL...
ok caption contest as to what the rest of the heart says
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/06/13/jackson.trial/top.1622.mj.fan.ap.jpg)
winner gets a little diddle...
you are with the gays Michael, boys dont like your Farts.
Quote from: MURP on June 13, 2005, 04:48:05 PM
anytime you think you are a loser for talking on a football message board just refer to any picture of Michael Jacksons "fans" who stand outside a courthouse for weeks.
I actually feel like a loser for posting about Jackson on a football message board. :-[
Quote from: T_Section224 on June 13, 2005, 04:52:11 PM
Quote from: MURP on June 13, 2005, 04:48:05 PM
anytime you think you are a loser for talking on a football message board just refer to any picture of Michael Jacksons "fans" who stand outside a courthouse for weeks.
I actually feel like a loser for posting about Jackson on a football message board. :-[
touche.
You are always in our farts. (Sign held by young boy.)
Quote from: Wingspan on June 13, 2005, 04:49:54 PM
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/06/13/jackson.trial/top.1622.mj.fan.ap.jpg)
I dont Care
you always
can touch our
no no parts
"Michael, We don't care what the jury says -- you can touch our private parts."
Bah, Wingspan stole my thunder. Knowing the average intelligence in that crowd, there probably are no other letters on that heart anyway.
:-D
Quote from: Wingspan on June 13, 2005, 04:49:54 PM
LOL...
ok caption contest as to what the rest of the heart says
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/06/13/jackson.trial/top.1622.mj.fan.ap.jpg)
winner gets a little diddle...
"Scare Gays With Your Farts."
Actually, the guy holding the poster looks like the Night Stalker, Richard Ramirez.
:-D
Quote from: jerome99RIP on June 13, 2005, 05:02:32 PM
Actually, the guy holding the poster looks like the Night Stalker, Richard Ramirez.
:-D
That guy's glasses date back to the era when people actually listened to Jackson's music.
I though it was Sheppard Smith from FOX?????
well, here we go...
Look at these losers outside the court! People, you live in Santa Barbara! Go to the beach! Go surfing! Go for a swim! Good god.
I'm going home
Quote from: Don Ho on June 13, 2005, 05:08:10 PM
Look at these losers outside the court! People, you live in Santa Barbara! Go to the beach! Go surfing! Go for a swim! Good god.
lol...arent you in hawaii? on a computer? in an eagles message board? :-D
Quote from: Wingspan on June 13, 2005, 05:10:18 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on June 13, 2005, 05:08:10 PM
Look at these losers outside the court! People, you live in Santa Barbara! Go to the beach! Go surfing! Go for a swim! Good god.
lol...arent you in hawaii? on a computer? in an eagles message board? :-D
I knew that was coming! Uh, it's raining here?(Actually 85 and sunny). I am trying to work but even the sports talk shows on radio are talking about this!
Nice guilty prediction there FOX News!
How many fricken charges did this freak have against him????
Not guilty across the board. Shocker.
Someone crash a jetliner into that crowd please!
Tomorrow Jackson announced his new album coming out! >:D
Jackson beat it.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 13, 2005, 05:19:17 PM
Tomorrow Jackson announced his new album coming out! >:D
Geo:
We better lock up the kids!
Not surprising really. When you have a bunch of Dios/libbies running the courts like we do in America, then the sickos like Mikey get all the protection they need.
MJ looks like a freaking Alien. Maybe that's who is talking to Demon from that Alien thread. :paranoid
Quote from: NB on June 13, 2005, 05:25:21 PM
Not surprising really. When you have a bunch of Dios/libbies running the courts like we do in America, then the sickos like Mikey get all the protection they need.
Actually, my theory is that the prosecution simply did a piss poor job.
Lawyers, judges, the whole judicial system is full of Dios. yes it still comes down to the jury in a case like this, but the Dios control what is presented in a case. The jury sees through Dio-colored glasses. They probably had all kinds of evidence that the judge just simply didn't allow into the case that could have changed everything. :puke
Quote from: NB on June 13, 2005, 05:47:56 PM
Lawyers, judges, the whole judicial system is full of Dios. yes it still comes down to the jury in a case like this, but the Dios control what is presented in a case. The jury sees through Dio-colored glasses.
That's a lot of Dios! :o
OJ
Robert Blake
Michael Jackson
California's judicial system sucks.
Get rid of California! :evil :evil
Quote from: NB on June 13, 2005, 05:47:56 PM
Lawyers, judges, the whole judicial system is full of Dios. yes it still comes down to the jury in a case like this, but the Dios control what is presented in a case. The jury sees through Dio-colored glasses. They probably had all kinds of evidence that the judge just simply didn't allow into the case that could have changed everything. :puke
Why would you blame a decision you don't like on a political view. If you don't like it, vote and change it. And to select a member of the board and ridicule him for the way he thinks is way farged up in my opinion.
Quote from: BigEd76 on June 13, 2005, 05:57:07 PM
OJ
Robert Blake
Michael Jackson
California's judicial system sucks.
Get rid of California! :evil :evil
Swear I saw Charles Manson working at an In & Out Burger in Huntington Beach last summer.
Quote from: Wingspan on June 13, 2005, 04:49:54 PM
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/06/13/jackson.trial/top.1622.mj.fan.ap.jpg)
Trix are for gays. I want your lady parts!
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/06/13/jackson.trial/top.1622.mj.fan.ap.jpg)
We are counting the days until we can lick your brown parts.
Quote from: Don Ho on June 13, 2005, 05:22:42 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 13, 2005, 05:19:17 PM
Tomorrow Jackson announced his new album coming out! >:D
Geo:
We better lock up the kids!
Can't say I am surprised by this verdict. From what I was reading and seeing in news broadcasts, the prosecution's case was very weak, and their main witnesses suspect at best. According to the Constitution, the burden of proof lies on the prosecution, and they did not meet the criteria to convict from what I read.
That said, there is NO FREAKING WAY I would ever allow my son to be anywhere near Michael Jackson unless I was with him. Carrying a baseball bat.
OJ II :-X
I'm going to California...
I can kill 47 people, then engage the police in a 200 mile high speed chase and beat he charges.
And while the police are chasing me the news stations will break into their programming to give me a play by play breakdown complete with telestrator and commentary from retired police experts. I'll put a :CF bumpersticker on my car for you guys to see.
WAR CALI! :-D :boo
LOL...he's ending "sleepovers" in his room (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050614/ap_on_en_mu/michael_jackson)
farging freak. You should have never had them in the first place.
And come on, him saying he's going to stop sleeping with boys is like me saying I'm going to stop drinking cheap beer. It's a nice idea, but it ain't gonna happen.
give your kids something different for Halloween this year. like the wacko jacko mask
(http://www.thegreenhead.com/cool-stuff/images/wacko_jacko_mask_1.jpg)
damn murph i just ralphed on the keyboard :puke
Your fault for the nightmares I'll have now for a week.
wait until he brings the mask home
Quote from: T_Section224 on June 14, 2005, 03:30:12 PM
wait until he brings the mask home
He can wear it in his car when he sleeps. ;)
Has to be a repost, but funny... Triumph making fun of Jacko supporters (http://download.ifilm.com/qt/portal/2672935_300.mov)
QuoteJackson Tipped for Live 8
Newly vindicated pop superstar Michael Jackson's plans to breath life back into his music career by performing at Live 8 are being considered by organizers of the star-studded extravaganza. Following his acquittal of child molestation on Monday night, Jackson is keen to return to the stage, and sees either the London or Philadelphia legs of the event as the perfect places to relaunch himself. And Live 8 organizers are thinking about booking the controversial star, who co-wrote the 1980s hit We Are The World with Lionel Richie, raising more than $90 million for famine relief. Promoter Harvey Goldsmith says, "Obviously we'd consider it." But Goldsmith hinted Jackson may not recover from the mental and physical damage he suffered during the grueling three month case in time - after reportedly losing more than 13 kilograms in weight during the court case. He adds, "Whether it's appropriate is another issue, whether he is in a fit state is another issue, whether he can work is another issue and whether he can work live is another issue."
This freak will get killed in this city.
Quote from: MURP on June 14, 2005, 03:17:57 PM
(http://www.thegreenhead.com/cool-stuff/images/wacko_jacko_mask_1.jpg)
LATOYA!
Then lets hope he comes. :fire
I spelled it right! ;D
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 16, 2005, 10:32:32 AM
QuoteJackson Tipped for Live 8
Newly vindicated pop superstar Michael Jackson's plans to breath life back into his music career by performing at Live 8 are being considered by organizers of the star-studded extravaganza. Following his acquittal of child molestation on Monday night, Jackson is keen to return to the stage, and sees either the London or Philadelphia legs of the event as the perfect places to relaunch himself. And Live 8 organizers are thinking about booking the controversial star, who co-wrote the 1980s hit We Are The World with Lionel Richie, raising more than $90 million for famine relief. Promoter Harvey Goldsmith says, "Obviously we'd consider it." But Goldsmith hinted Jackson may not recover from the mental and physical damage he suffered during the grueling three month case in time - after reportedly losing more than 13 kilograms in weight during the court case. He adds, "Whether it's appropriate is another issue, whether he is in a fit state is another issue, whether he can work is another issue and whether he can work live is another issue."
This freak will get killed in this city.
you mean the city that has twice elected John Street? :-D
Quote from: Wingspan on June 16, 2005, 10:58:07 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 16, 2005, 10:32:32 AM
QuoteJackson Tipped for Live 8
Newly vindicated pop superstar Michael Jackson's plans to breath life back into his music career by performing at Live 8 are being considered by organizers of the star-studded extravaganza. Following his acquittal of child molestation on Monday night, Jackson is keen to return to the stage, and sees either the London or Philadelphia legs of the event as the perfect places to relaunch himself. And Live 8 organizers are thinking about booking the controversial star, who co-wrote the 1980s hit We Are The World with Lionel Richie, raising more than $90 million for famine relief. Promoter Harvey Goldsmith says, "Obviously we'd consider it." But Goldsmith hinted Jackson may not recover from the mental and physical damage he suffered during the grueling three month case in time - after reportedly losing more than 13 kilograms in weight during the court case. He adds, "Whether it's appropriate is another issue, whether he is in a fit state is another issue, whether he can work is another issue and whether he can work live is another issue."
This freak will get killed in this city.
you mean the city that has twice elected John Street? :-D
Or us? ;D
2 jurors now regret their decision to acquit (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050808/ap_en_mu/jackson_jurors)