Earthquake!

[Eagaholic]

I thought a truck was going down the street. I'm disappointed.

Were you expecting a delivery?

[General_Failure]

Just this week's crate of porn.

[PhillyPhreak54]

how gross are eastcoast facebookers right now?

OMG! Like totally!

[phattymatty]

i was smoking a cig on the loading dock as the UPS dude backed up hard into the little rubber bumper thingies. figured that what shook it was so we all started giving the guy shtein for being such a bad driver. then everyone in the whole building came rushing out of the stairway. i'm laughing thinking that they all felt the dude smash his truck.

there were literally 100os of people out on the street for a good 20 min. every building was evacuated. kind of cool to see actually.

[Sgt PSN]

Did you happen to notice if GF's crate-o-porn was in the truck? 

[Diomedes]

I was balanced on three inches of wood 15 feet up in the air, painting, when it hit.  I was sure my boss was farging with me until I noticed that the house was moving, too.

Good times.

[hbionic]

I'm still waiting to hear of someone in the can or having sex (mono or duo).

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I was balanced on three inches of wood 15 feet up in the air, painting, when it hit.  I was sure my boss was farging with me until I noticed that the house was moving, too.

Good times.

Did you fall? Did it hurt?

[SD]

Our office shook for a good 5 minutes (it's up on a platform so it naturally shakes without a tremor). 2 minutes later we received an email saying stay at your desks and that the building was made to withstand an earthquake. And the Titanic is an unsinkable ship and the WTC is fireproof.

[Sgt PSN]

I'm still waiting to hear of someone in the can or having sex (mono or duo).

Being on the crapper during an earthquake would be pretty awful.  Especially if you've got a bad case of mud butt and it starts swirling around and splashing on your ass and sack. 

Having sex when an earthquake strikes would be farging awesome and I'd take all the credit for it too. 

[Yeti]

I was balanced on three inches of wood.

Is he OK?

[LBIggle]

I was balanced on three inches of wood.

Is he OK?

it wasn't your wood so i think he'll be fine without having to take any sort of meds.

[SunMo]

all the schools in maryland are closed until they can all be inspected

[paco]

i was smoking a cig on the loading dock as the UPS dude backed up hard into the little rubber bumper thingies. figured that what shook it was so we all started giving the guy shtein for being such a bad driver. then everyone in the whole building came rushing out of the stairway. i'm laughing thinking that they all felt the dude smash his truck.

there were literally 100os of people out on the street for a good 20 min. every building was evacuated. kind of cool to see actually.

All the women on my floor were freaking the F out.  They thought we were being carpet bombed by Al-Qaeda. 

Only 20 minutes? You guys got lucky. They kept us out in the street for 50 minutes.  Then they told us "You can come in the building if you want, or you can go home to be with your families".  DC people are such f'n hoyda's. 

And of course, all the people that took advantage of "being home with their families" went to Gordon Biersch.

[DH]

I Was supposed to be in DC yesterday but cancelled my trip in the morning. I've got tremor envy.