2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

[Jake]

Who gets to a 1000 yards first?  Portis or Brunell. 

Portis... He's already winning: 121 yards rushing vs. 70 yards passing.

That's right, we bad. You want fries with that, FOOL?!

[General_Failure]

The Hamburgla is totally hot for Mayor McCheese. Look at him staring at his nipples.

[shorebird]

The guy on the left of FF's pic, (Dad), looks to be the only normal person in the pic. I love it when you see guys with shorts and short sleeve shirts and then theres the one guy with his hood up like its winter or sumthin'. Maybe he's having a bad hair day.

[shorebird]

The Hamburgla is totally hot for Mayor McCheese. Look at him staring at his nipples.

And playing pocket pool at the same time.

Wicka' wicka' wicka'!!

[Seabiscuit36]

This comparison bags me up 

[Sgt PSN]

LMFAO


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! 

[henchmanUK]

This comparison bags me up 

Or, in Jansen's case, 

[General_Failure]

What's the over/under how how many times he gets called for holding?

[PhillyGirl]

How does he wipe his ass?

[henchmanUK]

How does he wipe his ass?

Art licks it.

[General_Failure]

Jon Jansen is playing this week with a cast on each arm. That should be interesting.

I wonder if some taterskins fans have eagerly volunteered to wipe his ass for him?

Tongues are lined up around the block for that honor.

[PhillyGirl]

Just how EVER does he find the time?

I'd think since his lips were permanently attached to Gibbs' hole, he'd be otherwise preoccupied.

[EJ72]

How does he wipe his ass?

[General_Failure]

Is that Abe Vigoda?

[MDS]

Arthur Mills, aka Ms. Joe Gibbs, wrote another crappy Gibbs/taterskins suckfest article from taterskins.com. It's too long and boring to fully post, so I'll just link the stupid article here if you want to waste 2 minutes of your life reading it. HowEVA, his allegiance to the godly figure atop mount taterskin as on full display in this most recent pile of shtein

Let me see if I have this straight.
A Hall of Fame head coach known for winning three Super Bowls with three different starting quarterbacks benches a starting quarterback and the immediate question is, "What's wrong with the head coach?"

I'm sorry. I just don't get how that question is the one at the forefront of every column written since Joe Gibbs announced he was switching starting quarterbacks.

Gibbs deserved our trust--trust he's earned--that whether Brunell plays well or poorly the move was based on his thoughtful belief it gives the team the best chance to win. Somehow, inconceivably, Ramsey's demotion has been met with the suggestion that a coach who won championships with three different quarterbacks suddenly has no concept of what it takes at the position to win.

By demoting Ramsey, Gibbs isn't saying he knows the answer.

He's saying he suspects the answer isn't Ramsey. At least not now.

For a head coach with his track record, you'd think that statement would inspire someone to ask the question, "What's wrong with the starting quarterback?"

It's a wonder that hasn't been more noticeable.