2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

Started by PhillyPhreak54, August 20, 2005, 09:15:22 AM

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Sgt PSN

GF with street cred.  :-D  Now that's funny. 

General_Failure

Don't you have to make some poor sucker sign over his soul or something, Sassy?

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: MDS on September 12, 2005, 07:23:05 PM
Too. Freakin. Perfect.

QuoteTo many of us Joe Gibbs is a hero.

He has brought the only glory we've known as fans in most of our lives.

No matter how you feel about Patrick Ramsey being benched, the tenor of the posts on this board has taken me by surprise. What has Patrick Ramsey done to deserve our loyalty above Joe Gibbs? Some of you have simply gone crazy.

The young fans who lack the knowledge of the history may be excused for the statements they are making. Older fans who know better need to be stepping up and helping the youngsters out. Joe Gibbs is a man of strong character and great leadership.

He deserves our benefit of the doubt.

I'm not sure the prospects of Mark Brunell starting are all that thrilling for me either. But, I can not believe the comments some of you are making. When faced with a tough season Joe Gibbs buckled down and worked for our organization.

When faced with a tough decision, Patrick Ramsey asked to be traded.

I know which of the two men I feel I'd rather put my support behind.

Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

We don't deserve Gibbs as our coach with the behavior too many of you are showing. At least we know it'll be OUR fault if he leaves and we can't get anyone any good.

Guess who wrote this?  :-D

I just threw up in my mouth and then laughed.

Disgusting yet funny as hell.

Gotta be Art.

What do I win?

General_Failure

You win a three month supply of Sweet Release, autographed by Joe Gibbs.

The man. The myth. The legend.

MDS

What other Gibbs ballgobbler would write that?

You win a night in the booth with the SNF team. Have fun.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Yes! Tis will be my most prized possession!

Mark Brunell....too funny. Yay 8 yard hitch offense!

Sgt PSN

Quote from: General_Failure on September 12, 2005, 07:25:00 PM
Don't you have to make some poor sucker sign over his soul or something, Sassy?

Nah, I don't take souls.....just 4 years of their lives.  :)

General_Failure

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2005, 07:27:26 PM
Yes! Tis will be my most prized possession!

Mark Brunell....too funny. Yay 8 yard hitch offense!

They're up to 8 yards now? Wow, they really did open up the offense this year.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: MDS on September 12, 2005, 07:27:03 PM
What other Gibbs ballgobbler would write that?

You win a night in the booth with the SNF team. Have fun.

Excellent. Now I can learn to talk like Mike Patrick, stab Joe Theisman and shave half of Paul Maguire's mustache off so they don't show him on TV anymore.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: General_Failure on September 12, 2005, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2005, 07:27:26 PM
Yes! Tis will be my most prized possession!

Mark Brunell....too funny. Yay 8 yard hitch offense!

They're up to 8 yards now? Wow, they really did open up the offense this year.

Yeah..those studs Santana Moss and David Patten are the shiz.

General_Failure

It's been too long since someone said h-back. H-baaaaaaaaack!

The man. The myth. The legend.

Larry

Quote from: MDS on September 12, 2005, 06:48:09 PM
Ramsey has asked to be traded  :-D

Guess Sack Ramsey couldn't stand being a part of that awesome offense.  :-D

Gardner, Coles, Ramsey....who's next?  Jansen?  Samuels?  8)
More Mahe please.

absinthe1023

Hmmm....so I guess you pole-smoking homers would rather lose 14-10 than win 9-7.......enjoy solo possession of last place, iceholes.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 13, 2005, 01:14:52 AM
Hmmm....so I guess you pole-smoking homers would rather lose 14-10 than win 9-7.......enjoy solo possession of last place, iceholes.

:-D :-D

The Eagles wanted to feel like the taterskins for a week.

14-10 against Vick and we played like shtein and still barely lost.

You fargin losers played Kyle Orton and the offensive juggernaut Bears.

How's Patrick Ramsey, by the way? Go farging kill yourself.

Larry

Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 13, 2005, 01:14:52 AM
Hmmm....so I guess you pole-smoking homers would rather lose 14-10 than win 9-7.......enjoy solo possession of last place, iceholes.

Don't worry..Once Mark Brutal throws for his 50 yards and you lose to the Cokeboys for the 15th straight time, it's back to the bottom for you.
More Mahe please.