The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread

[ice grillin you]

i love the sunday waspo and i hate the sunday waspo

i really hate it today

just devastating article

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/national/2015/06/06/against-his-better-judgment/

[Diomedes]

I attended a HS graduation a few years back, and the screaming and yelling was akin to hitting the lottery.  I can understand the part about the other families not being able to hear the next graduates name. 

It's out of control.  Glad they were arrested.

[ice grillin you]

I attended a HS graduation a few years back, and the screaming and yelling was akin to hitting the lottery.  I can understand the part about the other families not being able to hear the next graduates name. 

It's out of control.  Glad they were arrested.

#culture

[Geowhizzer]

I was involved in our 8th grade "celebration" last week.  We had parents with air horns there, too.

[Rome]

When my daughter "graduated" from eighth grade there was a parent there who insisted on making an ass of himself every time his precious little miracle was mentioned.  They got various awards for this and that and the principal asked politely beforehand to keep it chilled so they could get thru.  There was polite applause and even some cheering but nothing like this icehole.  I felt bad for the girl.

Anyway, after several interruptions by this nozzle, another parent said, "dude, please shut the farg up."  Out loud.  It was glorious.

[Diomedes]

We had parents with air horns there, too.

WTF.  How is that not assault?

[General_Failure]

Florida.

[Geowhizzer]

We had parents with air horns there, too.

WTF.  How is that not assault?

It came close, but I fought the urge to shove the airhorn right up the parent's ass.

[General_Failure]

Now that's assault, unless it results in pregnancy.

[Geowhizzer]

Now that's assault, unless it results in pregnancy.

I'll just claim Stand Your Ground.

[ice grillin you]

http://www.surenews.com/crazy/man-yells-farg-alligators-as-he-jumps-into-a-bayou-is-killed-immediately-by-an-alligator/

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah man that dude and the guy in Maine who lit the firework off his head and died instantly both deserved it for being stupid.

Orange is about 2hrs east of here and as country as it gets. It's close to the racist shteinhole and KKK stronghold of Vidor Texas

[Eagaholic]

The biggest POS in the world?

Maybe not, but deserves honorable mention

BROCKTON, Mass. — When Manuel Buginga found out his sister had been embezzling money from his Brockton construction business for years he didn't know what to do.

Buginga said he was even more shocked to learn that she increased the amount she had been stealing after she found out he had been diagnosed with cancer and also after she won $1 million on a scratch ticket just two months prior.

In March 2012, Buginga was diagnosed with advanced lymphoma. With the news of his cancer he went to review his bank accounts for the business to see where he stood financially and said they were virtually empty.

His sister, Maria Pereira, 55, of 3 Wallace St., Berkley was the bookkeeper for the company, MJM Construction on Main Street in Brockton, a successful business that Buginga had built from the ground up.

In total, Pereira was alleged to have stolen $1.6 million from the company from 2009 to 2012

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.khou.com/story/news/crime/2015/08/09/multiple-people-killed-at-home-on-falling-oaks-in-n-harris-county/31366765/

8 people executed

5 kids and 3 adults

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sounds like a true execution

Reports that all eight were restrained and then shot in the head

More guns plz