DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle (PIMP)

[General_Failure]

It almost seems as if the whole thing was a bullshtein rumor started by an idiot, but that's impossible.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jimmy Kempski watches this all unfold with a smug grin on his face safely from the confines of his mothers basement

[MDS]

get a life, jews

[Rome]

Probably agree with Todd for the first time ever.

[ice grillin you]

Probably agree with Todd for the first time ever.

thats cause you want pimp in the electric chair so all this is the least of your worries

[Rome]

Drinking early today?

[ice grillin you]

sippin on that PIMP juice son!

[Rome]

That explains it then.

[General_Failure]

Also, gross.

[smeags]

at least we know igy has a good protein level.

[Rome]

He has his mind on his money and his money on his mind too.

[General_Failure]

That's not a good place for it, he should put it in an IRA or on his coffee table.

[Diomedes]

I have fantasies about this guy learning to run routes like they matter and producing for the Eagles until he's 34 or 35.  He could lose more than a step on speed and it wouldn't matter so long as his game becomes football instead of look-at-me.  I also have fantasies of hot women I don't know smoking my hog.

[ice grillin you]

it would matter because at his size he cant afford to take the amount of hits he would absorb if he didnt have that extra gear to avoid them....anquan boldin is a pristine route runner

[Diomedes]

The WRs who keep getting it done are not all goddamn beasts like Boldin, though.  In my dream, Desean is one of those.  farging crazier shtein has happened.  Granted, not to Eagles fans, but whatever.  Dude is already a goddamn Eagle for life,  and after last year I'm on his side...so that's my dream.  This stupid shtein means nothing, he becomes the next goddamn Jerry Rice or Marvin Harrison, and hot chicks I don't know beg for my jizz.