DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle (PIMP)

[General_Failure]

Could the bucket be described as bejeweled or diamond encrusted?

[phattymatty]

i'm late to this party, but he's supposed to keep his guns somewhere other than....his house?

[General_Failure]

The assumption was that he kept his gold plated guns on the coffee table next to the stacks of hundreds, not in a gun safe like a responsible non-caricature. You can see how we'd make that mistake.

[hbionic]

I don't care about the guns...or jewelry.

But $250k in cash? Did you guys know your local banks carry maybe up to $120k in cash at one time? (Unless the volume of the branch is higher...but back in mid-90's when I was working at a bank...it was about $120k limit).

Grocery stores carry more money...but I wouldn't say they carry Jacko money.

Sarge...$250k for a Billionaire is like $100 to us...but to a multi-millionaire...it's still a significant piece of the financial pie. That's still crazy. $250k in cash. At home. Mafia? Get a safe deposit box.

[Geowhizzer]

Hold on a minute... I need to run to the bank real quick...

[ice grillin you]

how you gonna make it rain with all your money in the bank

[Eagaholic]

In ten years I could see him making it rain with IOU's

[SD]

He'll be at Eagles home games in 10 years... Kissin the logo...sitting on the sidelines in camouflage and sunglasses on...putting his hand up to his ear

[General_Failure]

Is that because they'll have brought out the camo merchandise after just putting away the pink merchandise?

[ice grillin you]

He'll be at Eagles home games in 10 years... Kissin the logo...sitting on the sidelines in camouflage and sunglasses on...putting his hand up to his ear

no way....he hates the east coast.....he is jetty to los angeles the minute hes done...plus the eagle fanbase is racist at its core so they would never love someone like pimp like the sixer fanbase worships allen

[Rome]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10284137/desean-jackson-philadelphia-eagles-offers-50k-reward-home-burglary

[Seabiscuit36]

It was Lil Terrio!

[Chameleon]

He'll be at Eagles home games in 10 years... Kissin the logo...sitting on the sidelines in camouflage and sunglasses on...putting his hand up to his ear

no way....he hates the east coast.....he is jetty to los angeles the minute hes done...plus the eagle fanbase is racist at its core so they would never love someone like pimp like the sixer fanbase worships allen

LOL, What? Please elaborate.

[General_Failure]

You really don't have to go to too many games to pick up on the fact that there's a lot of zesty people in the stands who like to let you know which of those dumb stillupfronts they can't stand.

[Sgt PSN]

Pretty much. They aren't exactly "get back on the plantation" racist, but more like "can you stop acting black because it makes me uncomfortable?" racist.