Anniversary Question

[Yeti]

This morning my wife woke me up and said "Happy Anniversary".  Saved by the bell.  That's why I love her.  She wouldn't wait all day to see if I forget.  She knows I would never remember so she lets me know before I even have a chance open my mouth and pretend like I remembered.  This is our 10th.  Since we were married I followed a "Traditional" anniversary gift list.  It's worked up till now, but I noticed the gift for year 10 is tin.  If I come home with a tin gift I don't think there will be an 11th anniversary.  So anybody got any suggestions?  I was thinking of getting her something we can both use, like a Harley.

[General_Failure]

A cookie tin as a side-gift. Or tin nipple clamps.

[BigEd76]

A German Shepherd

[Diomedes]

...like a Harley

Stay away from those pieces of shtein.  Don't turn, don't stop.  Most don't even go straight very well.  Great way to get yourself killed, riding one of those pigs.

How about a prostitute/actress to play out the grocery clerk fantasy?

[hbionic]

...like a Harley

Stay away from those pieces of shtein.  Don't turn, don't stop.  Most don't even go straight very well.  Great way to get yourself killed, riding one of those pigs.

How about a prostitute/actress to play out the grocery clerk fantasy?

That is actually not a bad idea. If anyone was into making porn films, that would beat pretty much most of them out there. Except the one's where the dad bones the hot daugther in bed while mom is sleeping next to him.  Outside of that, Yeti's would beat most of them.

[Phanatic]

Is their a market for Yeti porn?

[Yeti]

Yeah, get idea.  "Hey, Happy Anniversary Honey.  10 great years and to celebrate our love I brought home a midget hooker and we are all going to make a porn movie together."

[General_Failure]

A midget hooker in a tin box. Brilliant!

[mussa]

how about a trip to ireland?> or australia? or iraq?

[Tomahawk]

Apparently you can substitute aluminum for tin. I suggest a keg. If that's too pricey, get her a case of beer.

[Sgt PSN]

Is their a market for Yeti porn?

Yes.  Beastiality is quite popular in West Virginia and Arkansas from what I've heard. 

[Mad-Lad]

show up in the bedroom dressed like the tin man.



she'll love it.

[T_Section224]

go with the alternate wedding anniversary gift, that's what i usually go with anyway.

[JTrotter Fan]

So...what'd you get her?  Are you alive?  Are you still married?

[Geowhizzer]

So...what'd you get her?  Are you alive?  Are you still married?

Are you still a "whole man?"