First, 1st Round Pick to sign

Started by 4and26, July 25, 2005, 02:22:56 PM

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PhillyPhreak54

Only 4 guys left out there...

Nutcase Pacman Jones
Cedric Benson
Ronnie Brown
David Pollack (possibly the dumbest one out there)


Sgt PSN

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 10, 2005, 07:20:20 PM
Only 4 guys left out there...

blah blah blah

David Pollack (possibly the dumbest one out there)



Of course he is.  He's a Pollack.  :paranoid

General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

Sgt PSN

Do I get severance pay with that? 

General_Failure

Does a foot in the ass count as severance?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Sgt PSN

I dunno about severance, but I suppose it would count as income.  Either way, I guess I'll have to claim that on my taxes. 

General_Failure

Several times. But you didn't hear that from me, I'm not allowed to talk to people about tax returns. :paranoid

The man. The myth. The legend.

Sgt PSN

Several times?  Come on man, I gotta feed my family.  Can't you just pay me in one lump sum? 

General_Failure

I'll see if I can get Shaq to kick you in the ass.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Sgt PSN

Now that's what I call service.  I would have hated to call my union rep over this.  I'm glad we resolved this peacefully. 

General_Failure

But he's going to wear that big boot the Aussies wanted to kick Bart with. It might be a little snug on him.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyGirl

"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

BigEd76


TexasEagle


MURP

David Pollack is still not signed