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PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: rjs246 on August 06, 2021, 07:05:14 PM
My stupid tiny parlay/round-robin bet for tonight.

Atl -1.5
USA/FRA under 175.5
Hou -.5 after 4.5 innings (this is the dumbest and I love it LOL)

Little pucker factor there in the Astros game

rjs246

Lol no doubt. But given the minuscule risks I'm taking it's all just whatever.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

Lol soon to be Russell's Tout Service in the house.

TWENTY DIME PLAY OF THE YEAR

Jkjk...glad you're crushing it.

Keep it rolling.


rjs246

If someone with the bankroll/stones had been betting along with me at grownup numbers they would have done well this year. As it is, I have a little cash to play with going into the NFL season.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

How are gambling winnings taxed?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

I don't know to be honest as far as percentage goes

Since I'm not in a legal state I don't get end of year tax docs. But I know the legal state operators do send out the w2g's.


Diomedes

If you're in Vegas and you win three grand before going back home....that's just free income?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

Quote from: Diomedes on August 07, 2021, 08:05:28 AM
How are gambling winnings taxed?


24%, if you win more than 5k it gets held automatically. You can also claim your losses up to the same amount that you won.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: Diomedes on August 07, 2021, 08:56:17 AM
If you're in Vegas and you win three grand before going back home....that's just free income?

Depends on the game and payout.

Hit for $1200 or more on a slot machine and they're bringing you a w2g with your cash. I know people who play the $5-$10 (or higher slots) and basically any hit on them is over $1200 so they get a lot of forms.

Buy in for $500 at blackjack and cash out $10k? No tax paperwork. It's up to you to report that to Uncle Sam.

Place a side bet that has some crazy pay out or hit a progressive jackpot on something like three card poker (have seen some $1M hits) and you're getting taxes taken out there and some paperwork.

SD

Quote from: Diomedes on August 07, 2021, 08:05:28 AM
How are gambling winnings taxed?

They're not that's why you use bookies.

rjs246

Here's today's dumb shtein.

Atl -1.5
SD -1.5
US Women BBall -18
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

Did it hit?

No action for me yesterday since we were out and about until midnight.

Nice little hits on day on would Segura Homer (+700) and would Harper Homer (+300) - had $15 on Jean and $20 on Harper. Also had Phils F5.

If the Royals hold on and the M's beat the Yanks it'll be a real nice day.

rjs246

Ha mine definitely did not hit. Well, one for three.

The Nats hit a three run homer in the ninth to screw me and the us women backups couldn't score to finish out the win.

After going 3/3 the night before, this was fully expected.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

Yeah some days it just be like that. Just gotta make it til football bc baseball betting is hard