We're All Gonna Die

[General_Failure]

https://twitter.com/KristinThorne/status/1261044124024791040

[Rome]

"Encourage sick people to stay home."

"Ummm... farg you.  I'm hoping to get sick now.  I'm taking everyone with me.  That's my right as an American!"

- 30% of the population. Probably. 

[MDS]

Finally got my haircut. Feel like $100. Guy getting his hair cut when I walked in was an off duty Philly cop. Lady told me she gets at least two cops a day. Go lockdown

northeast white trash gonna northeast white trash

i hope those cops feel good now so they can crack some black skulls in nicetown tonight

[Geowhizzer]

I teach 30+ per class.  It's going to be interesting to see how we'll try to make social distancing work with huggy 11-15-year-olds in middle school.

[MDS]

downlow white people in green bay just have to depressingly drink miller in someones basement bar

[Diomedes]

Past 85 thousand Americans dead now.  Will surpass 90k by Sunday easily....looking at beyond 100k by this time next week.

F'n brutal.

[PhillyPhreak54]

But...OBAMAGATE Dio. Don't lose focus here ughkay?

[Munson]

I teach 30+ per class.  It's going to be interesting to see how we'll try to make social distancing work with huggy 11-15-year-olds in middle school.

My biggest class this year was 31. So 32 of us in a classroom that's not that big....yeah I want no part of schools being in person in the fall unless things are much more under control.

[Munson]

Past 85 thousand Americans dead now.  Will surpass 90k by Sunday easily....looking at beyond 100k by this time next week.

F'n brutal.

I was thinking 100K by June but you might me right, we might hit that shtein next week

[SD]

Found a speak easy...going tomorrow night.

[General_Failure]

Wrap it up before you plow whatever 45 year old divorcee you pick up. Wouldn't want you to catch anything while you're out.

[General_Failure]

Completely unrelated, not sure why I even linked this. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1260939739454193665

[Diomedes]

look at that cuck dweeb...the only vegetables real men eat are beer

 

[General_Failure]

I bet his wife sent him out to get tampons. What a beta.

[Diomedes]

His wife!  You mean his Master bruh.  Married men are just neuters...eunuchs if we're being honest.

If you're not slamming a bitch and kicking her conniving ass to the curb as you nut on her whore face, you are a fake man.