Anyone had a good meal at a restaurant lately?

[ice grillin you]

right before the draft i ran up to get a veal parm sandwich...got back home settled in for the draft and bit into an eggplant parm sandwich...so farging mad

[Rome]

I love eggplant parm, but goddamn, that's farged up, bro.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Eggplant parm you taste so bad sung to nationwide theme?

[General_Failure]

That's a colossal screwup. Just how many people were involved and didn't notice? A cow gives birth to a friggin' eggplant, some farmer has to put the thing in a box and milk feed it for months, then it has to get butchered, delivered, cooked up, and taken to your table car, and not a single person noticed? This country's really going downhill.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Haha GF is feisty tonight

And eggplant is shtein

[phattymatty]

Eggplant park is delicious. I mean yeah I'd be mad if I wanted meat but admit it, it was good.

[General_Failure]

Good eggplant is pretty good. Chunky snot eggplant is the worst.

[ice grillin you]

Chunky snot eggplant is the worst.

^^^
pretty much what i had

eggplant is so hard to cook cause of the bitterness and water content that it shouldnt even be sold by any place that isnt true italian much less ordered...and where i got it def isnt true italian...when i first bit into it i thought they put spinach or something on my veal parm...thats how goopy it was

[General_Failure]

I don't even know how anyone can fry that kind of eggplant without it falling apart.

[Rome]

Flash frying eggplant in high heated oil is the key.

Buttermilk, flour, egg whites, roll in seasoned italian breadcrumbs, drop in 400 degree heated oil for 2-4 mins, pull those fargers out.  Sautee dish, light marinara gravy, and part-skim mozz.  Toss that farger in a broiler until the cheese is bubbling light brown on the sizes.

Eat until orgasms subside.

[ice grillin you]

I don't even know how anyone can fry that kind of eggplant without it falling apart.

italian grandmothers can but they wont tell anyone else how to do it

[General_Failure]

Well they need to stop it and throw that crap out if they don't have good eggplant to use.

[Rome]

I don't even know how anyone can fry that kind of eggplant without it falling apart.

italian grandmothers can but they wont tell anyone else how to do it

i just told you how you dumb jew.

[ice grillin you]

im certain you have no idea how

[General_Failure]

Frying things isn't hard, except crap eggplant that should be thrown out. It isn't rocket science.