Chiefs Kicker Arrested For Battery; Third KC Chief Arrested This Week

PhillyPhreak54 · August 17, 2005, 07:13:13 PM

If you let a kicker break your nose, you're a fag

QuoteTynes, the NFL's first Scottish-born player, turned himself in Wednesday morning and made his first appearance in Pierce County Circuit Court on one felony count of substantial battery and one count of misdemeanor battery. He was released on a $15,000 signature bond.

He practiced with the team Wednesday. Practice broke up before word of the criminal charges got out.

The alleged figth took place early Sunday morning at a bar in River Falls, where the Chiefs have their training camp.

A police report said Tynes hit a bar patron in the face, then hit the bouncer in the nose.

Who does he think he is? Nigel from The Replacements?!?

Yeah, he's a tough guy alright.

Sgt PSN · August 17, 2005, 07:27:03 PM

He's wirey!

Rome · August 17, 2005, 07:30:26 PM

Isn't Akers like a 15th degree black belt or some shtein?

I'll bet he could kick your ass, Phreak, and then make you cry like a wittle gurl.

Sgt PSN · August 17, 2005, 07:32:10 PM

Akers isn't just a kicker though. He's a full fledged football player.

General_Failure · August 17, 2005, 07:42:02 PM

Even if he did give up on that kickoff returned for a TD.

Sgt PSN · August 17, 2005, 07:48:02 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on August 17, 2005, 07:42:02 PM
Even if he did give up on that kickoff returned for a TD.

I'm not going to blame the kicker for 10 other guys not making a tackle.

PhillyPhreak54 · August 17, 2005, 08:00:00 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 17, 2005, 07:30:26 PM
Isn't Akers like a 15th degree black belt or some shtein?

I'll bet he could kick your ass, Phreak, and then make you cry like a wittle gurl.

Akers would be no match for the grip of death, boyeeee.

General_Failure · August 17, 2005, 08:00:34 PM

Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 17, 2005, 07:48:02 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 17, 2005, 07:42:02 PM
Even if he did give up on that kickoff returned for a TD.

I'm not going to blame the kicker for 10 other guys not making a tackle.

I can blame him for not making a tackle though.

CUT AKERS!

PhillyPhreak54 · August 17, 2005, 08:01:11 PM

I miss Roger Ruzek.

Rome · August 17, 2005, 08:11:10 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 17, 2005, 08:00:00 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 17, 2005, 07:30:26 PM
Isn't Akers like a 15th degree black belt or some shtein?

I'll bet he could kick your ass, Phreak, and then make you cry like a wittle gurl.

Akers would be no match for the grip of death, boyeeee.

No fair grabbing his balls, dude.

Geowhizzer · August 17, 2005, 08:13:03 PM

My fantasy team may not beat you, but they'll beat you up!

rjs246 · August 18, 2005, 09:06:24 AM

Don't mess with a drunk Scot.