The most embarassing way to go out....

Started by PhillyPhanInDC, July 29, 2005, 03:10:36 PM

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PhillyPhanInDC

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Zanshin

Yeah, we talked about this in another thread two weeks ago or so.

Funny because when I say your headline, I said to myself, "no way this is worse than the dude with the horse."

Father Demon

Quote
"the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,"

That paints a chilling picture....

QuoteAlthough sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.

"If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues," Urquhart said. 

Poor THawk...    he was this close to taking a Washington vacation.....
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PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: Zanshin on July 29, 2005, 03:16:27 PM
Yeah, we talked about this in another thread two weeks ago or so.

Funny because when I say your headline, I said to myself, "no way this is worse than the dude with the horse."

Whoops. My bad. Feel free to delete.  :-\
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

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Tomahawk

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on July 29, 2005, 03:18:25 PM
Quote
"the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,"

That paints a chilling picture....

QuoteAlthough sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.

"If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues," Urquhart said. 

Poor THawk...    he was this close to taking a Washington vacation.....

Vacation nothing - I was going to move my sweet ass out there!

Zanshin

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on July 29, 2005, 03:24:20 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on July 29, 2005, 03:16:27 PM
Yeah, we talked about this in another thread two weeks ago or so.

Funny because when I say your headline, I said to myself, "no way this is worse than the dude with the horse."

Whoops. My bad. Feel free to delete. :-\

Wasn't a criticism...just a mention in case you don't get a ton of replies.

General_Failure

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Quote from: Tomahawk on July 29, 2005, 03:25:59 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on July 29, 2005, 03:18:25 PM
Quote
"the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,"

That paints a chilling picture....

QuoteAlthough sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.

"If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues," Urquhart said. 

Poor THawk...    he was this close to taking a Washington vacation.....

Vacation nothing - I was going to move my sweet ass out there!

How much does it cost to move a donkey?

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The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

Strong linkage!

Whatever happened to PPinDC?

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