Around The NFL -- Week 4

[Eagles76ersFan]

That +6.5 Detroit line looked too good to pass up.

Gotta disagree with that one. Tampon has been good this year, and the Lions lost to the Bears by more than 30 points.

I don't think the Bucs have been that impressive. Minnesota sucks. The Bills have a horrible QB in Losman and they barely beat the winless Packers.  The Lions are rested up and comming off a bye week. Don't think they are going to get blown out.

[BigEd76]

Frank Caliendo's David Letterman skit on the FOX pregame:

Top 10 Ways to Give the NFC North a Chance to Win
10 All players get a B-12 shot from Rafael Palmeiro.

9 Defenses can stop opponents by 2-hand touch.

8 Instead of helmets, Packer opponents wear cheeseheads.

7 Kickers get a mulligan

6 Vikings are allowed to have an actual NFL head coach. 

5 New website contest -- correctly spell 'Mariucci'...you get to play QB for the Lions.

4 Schedule is filled with games versus Big East.

3 When you do Lambeau Leap, drunk fans get to call the next play.

2 Bears get to start first drive 20 minutes before kickoff. 

1 Detroit gets to use real lions!

[MDS]

Good stuff, but Kimmell was better.

[BigEd76]

Trotter coming up on Ten Yards with TB....

[General_Failure]

I'm not sure #9 is going to help too much.

[JTrotter Fan]

Fargin Plastic-Ho...that sumbitch!!  I hate the Gints.

[TexasEagle]

Martz runs a reverse at the Giant's 6 yard line and they fumble and turn it over. The "Mad Genius" is at it again.

[QB Eagles]

Eli Manning is having a career day... 4 passing TDs so far.

[WEST is GOD]

Martz is the biggest idiot ever. Who runs trickery in the red zone?

[TexasEagle]

I thought he had a career day last week? The guy blows his nose and the NFL creams it's collective shorts. Give me a break already. The one time they played a decent team they got smoked.

[General_Failure]

The Chargers are just about done with the mighty Pats. Brady just threw a duck to put a big bow on this one for San Diego.

[TexasEagle]

Saints are about to take a W in the Alamo Dome.

[General_Failure]

Chargers DB just got booed for running over a cheerleader. Brady is out, they've given up.

[QB Eagles]

Chargers beat the Pats 41-17.

[JTrotter Fan]

Pathetic Foreskins win.  You gotta be fargin kiddin me...3-0?  It's a fargin travesty.  All those loser fans will think they are actually good and be pimpin their crappy team all week.