KARMA: Circa 2005

hbionic · August 25, 2005, 03:48:31 PM

Due to our lack of gratitude for last season, the Football Gods have stricken us with 2 season ending injuries, the Simon holdout and the T.O. fiasco. Not to mention that on the board, we have lost 2 members, Yeti and NB...and rjs is in line to be lit on fire. We pray to the gods and we acknowledge their power and we pray to the Gods that they keep us in their best interest and preserve the rest of the roster and lead us back to the Superbowl for another chance at a championship. There is no greater power than the Football Gods. To them we hail and follow through season's end and the off-season. We bow our heads and give our thanks.

....and we pray.

rjs246 · August 25, 2005, 03:50:25 PM

PhillyPhanInDC · August 25, 2005, 04:05:47 PM

farg.....I am so much dumber for having read that.....

NGM · August 25, 2005, 04:07:22 PM

QuoteNB

Did Dio kill him? I totally missed that he wasn't around.

...and we pray.

hbionic · August 25, 2005, 04:09:11 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 25, 2005, 04:05:47 PM
farg.....I am so much dumber for having read that.....

You don't have to understand it, just do it.

Rome · August 25, 2005, 04:09:55 PM

PhillyPhanInDC · August 25, 2005, 04:10:02 PM

Quote from: hbionic on August 25, 2005, 04:09:11 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 25, 2005, 04:05:47 PM
farg.....I am so much dumber for having read that.....

You don't have to understand it, just do it.

shtein, that's what my father said about church when I was kid......

Diomedes · August 25, 2005, 04:12:27 PM

Quote from: NGM on August 25, 2005, 04:07:22 PMDid Dio kill him? I totally missed that he wasn't around.

He killed himself.

TempleOwl · August 25, 2005, 04:19:43 PM

Quote from: hbionic on August 25, 2005, 03:48:31 PM

Due to our lack of gratitude for last season, the Football Gods have stricken us with 2 season ending injuries, the Simon holdout and the T.O. fiasco. Not to mention that on the board, we have lost 2 members, Yeti and NB...and rjs is in line to be lit on fire.
....and we pray.

What happened to those two, why are they gone? Did something bad happen to them?

bobbyinlondon · August 25, 2005, 04:45:15 PM

Simon's technically NOT a holdout. He was franchised at the end of his contract and hasn't signed the tender--thus, he is not under contract.

MURP · August 25, 2005, 04:48:31 PM

NB never believed in the Karma anyway.

uhhhhhh, farg dallas.

Sgt PSN · August 25, 2005, 07:08:54 PM

Our owner, who art in a luxary suite. Lurie be thy name. Touchdowns come, thy will be done. On gameday as it is in practice. Give us this day our daily cheesesteak. And forgive us for our rowdiness as we throw beer on Cowboys fans who tresspass against us. Lead us not into turnovers and deliver TO from evil. For thine is the blocking, the scoring and blitzing forever. A-farging-men.

......and we pray.

PhillyPhanInDC · August 25, 2005, 07:25:55 PM

Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 25, 2005, 07:08:54 PM

Our owner, who art in a luxary suite. Lurie be thy name. Touchdowns come, thy will be done. On gameday as it is in practice. Give us this day our daily cheesesteak. And forgive us for our rowdiness as we throw beer on Cowboys fans who tresspass against us. Lead us not into turnovers and deliver TO from evil. For thine is the blocking, the scoring and blitzing forever. A-farging-men.

......and we pray.

Rome · August 25, 2005, 07:29:58 PM

Will you guys please stop with the stillupfronty Buccaneers smilies?

Jesus...

General_Failure · August 25, 2005, 07:31:38 PM

It's better than the gay-ass devil smiley. I swear, that thing just screams I like it from behind.