"I'll be there," says Owens.

Started by Diomedes, July 22, 2005, 05:50:46 PM

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PhillyPhreak54

#45
July 22, 2005, 08:19:29 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 22, 2005, 08:16:23 PM
The vacuum seal keeps your brain from dripping down your neck. If your head exploded you might want to run a sponge down there.

Good advice, thanks Dr. GF. No wonder I had an acidy taste in my gullet.

General_Failure

#46
July 22, 2005, 08:21:16 PM
If you need a replacement, I suppose I can offer up one of my spares. How does Normal, aBbey sound to you?

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

#47
July 22, 2005, 08:23:39 PM
Sold!

As long as it tells me to like beer, women and football I'll be a happy customer.

General_Failure

#48
July 22, 2005, 08:27:02 PM
I think it tells you all those things are evil, but you won't care once it's in.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

#49
July 22, 2005, 08:29:10 PM
Sorry. I need those things to survive. I couldn't function without. I think I'll just enjoy my empty cranium. Makes for good party tricks when I can drink beer through my head.

General_Failure

#50
July 22, 2005, 08:30:16 PM
And you can put nachos in there.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Diomedes

#51
July 22, 2005, 08:31:55 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 22, 2005, 08:30:16 PMAnd you can put nachos in there.

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General_Failure

#52
July 22, 2005, 08:32:55 PM
It's important to have nachos that PG can't reach. I don't know why, it just is.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Father Demon

#53
July 22, 2005, 09:37:58 PM
NFLPA voted it in, and the players play by those rules.  But you're right, Rome...  Upshaw screwed TO.  It's gonna be all over SportsCenter tomorrow  LOL
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#54
July 22, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Quote from: jerome99RIP on July 22, 2005, 07:54:17 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

T.O.'s beef isn't with the Eagles.  It's with Gene Upshaw the the NFLPA who allowed the type of contracts that are not guaranteed to be utilized by the teams.

It's a stacked deck for the owners because it has to be.  If T.O. doesn't like that, he should quit the sport and run for Upshaw's position.

The same Upshaw who fought to get TO in Philly.
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Rome

#55
July 23, 2005, 06:12:29 AM
Who's this Owens fellow you guys keep referring to?

:paranoid

rjs246

#56
July 23, 2005, 08:48:36 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 07:14:57 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on July 22, 2005, 06:56:45 PM...when you see Owens, LEAP from the shadows...

rjs couldn't leap on a free drink, much less Terrell Owens. 

Watch it, hippy. I'm nimble.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Reidme

#57
July 23, 2005, 09:02:53 AM
Quote"I'll be there but I won't be happy."

I think he is speaking for alot of us, thanks to him ... jackass.
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Yeti

#58
July 23, 2005, 12:19:55 PM
Quote from: Reidme on July 23, 2005, 09:02:53 AM
Quote"I'll be there but I won't be happy."

I think he is speaking for alot of us, thanks to him ... jackass.

You're on report.
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Hbionic

hbionic

#59
July 23, 2005, 04:11:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 23, 2005, 12:19:55 PMYou're on report.

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