Sarge's 2013 Criminals; brought to you by Dio loving everying in one place!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jay Ratliff of the Dallas "dwi" Cowboys busted for drunk driving after crashing into an 18 wheeler.

[Eagaholic]

That's OK, Ratliff's got a decent back up in Josh Brent.

Oh wait, he rolled his car and killed his teammate while DWI. My bad.

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://tracking.si.com/2013/01/28/49ers-kwame-harris-accused-of-beating-ex/?xid=ob_blogs

[ice grillin you]

not sure if this is too soon or not but alec ogletree drank and drove

a couple hours before the combine

good job kid

[BigEd76]

Da'Quan Bowers had a loaded gun in his carry-on bag at LaGuardia and was charged the same as Plax (two counts of criminal possession of a weapon on the second degree).  Minimum 3.5 years in prison

[Seabiscuit36]

Da'Quan Bowers had a loaded gun in his carry-on bag at LaGuardia and was charged the same as Plax (two counts of criminal possession of a weapon on the second degree).  Minimum 3.5 years in prison

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7pIiRWJZnw

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/02/25/desmond-bryant-provides-a-mugshot-for-the-ages/

lolol

[BigEd76]

Mark Duper

Beat his 17-yr old son unconscious

[reese125]

CTE

[Munson]

The owners just voted 32-0 to ban all blows to the head and hits below the knee during child abuse.

[General_Failure]

What about illegitimate children?

[Zanshin]

Yes, they also banned illegitimate children. In other news, there are now three eligible NFL players.

[Diomedes]

Great, you just outed the only gay players not smart enough to take cover by having a friend pretend to be his baby mama.

[BigEd76]

William Moore, simple battery

[Diomedes]

Al Michaels, DUI

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/21/us/al-michaels-arrest/index.html?hpt=hp_t3