Mud Butt

[Diomedes]

yeah my doc is awesome. epic really as far as docs go. bedside manner 2nd to none and he follows up with you if something serious is going on instead of just handing you off to a specialist.

Fantastic.  Last time I saw mine, he says to me "who is your primary doctor?"

[shorebird]

Damn, just had a bud crap, had to clean the bottom of the seat, looked like it had freckles.

[hbionic]

Sometimes when I poop, I like to hack a loogie on any logs that float to the top just before I flush them down...just to show them who's boss.

[Diomedes]

I stopped drinking coffee altogether about a month ago and I haven't had a single assplosion since.

moral of the story:  coffee causes assplosion

[mussa]

Sometimes when I poop, I like to hack a loogie on any logs that float to the top just before I flush them down...just to show them who's boss.

[General_Failure]

I stopped drinking coffee altogether about a month ago and I haven't had a single assplosion since.

moral of the story:  coffee causes assplosion

I don't drink coffee. Could there be another cause?

[Diomedes]

This is a trick question and I won't fall for it.

[mussa]

Caffeine, dairy, loose ass syndrome...

[Diomedes]

mussa makum sensum

no caffiene
no half and half


no assplosion after lunch

happy ditch digger

[rjs246]

While letting the dog out this morning I decided to take a leak in my basement bathroom, which is never used. I flip on the light and see something turd-like floating in the toilet. As I'm trying to remember if I took a drunken shtein down there at any time over the past few days, I notice that the turd has fur and a tail. This didn't completely rule out that possibility that I had taken a drunken shtein and forgotten to flush, but it did at least have me worried about my diet and intestinal health. Briefly.

Naturally, it was a dead squirrel. A dead, adolescent poop squirrel.

How in the hell does that happen?

[Sgt PSN]

Sounds like you drove to Philly, found the barking squirrel that was harassing SD and ate one of it's young. 

[Eagaholic]

While letting the dog out this morning I decided to take a leak in my basement bathroom, which is never used. I flip on the light and see something turd-like floating in the toilet. As I'm trying to remember if I took a drunken shtein down there at any time over the past few days, I notice that the turd has fur and a tail. This didn't completely rule out that possibility that I had taken a drunken shtein and forgotten to flush, but it did at least have me worried about my diet and intestinal health. Briefly.

Naturally, it was a dead squirrel. A dead, adolescent poop squirrel.

How in the hell does that happen?

By not chewing your food properly?

[Sgt PSN]

7 billion people will poop on Halloween

[General_Failure]

Send it all to Japan, where they've found a way to turn it into food again. And also porn.

[rjs246]

Send it all to Japan, where they've found a way to turn it into food again. And also porn.

2 girls, 7 billion cups.