Philadelphia

[PhillyGirl]

WOW

[Seabiscuit36]

she's a freak

[Susquehanna Birder]

Mumia takes one more step toward his fate.

[BigEd76]

Mary Carey is going to be a Wingette at this year's Wing Bowl

[Sgt PSN]

the porn star/former california gov candidate?  not that hot. 

[General_Failure]

Compared to a hundred guys sucking meat off a chicken wing with sauce all over their faces and fat fingers?

[paco]

Mary Carey is going to be a Wingette at this year's Wing Bowl

Mary Cary of old, yes.

Mary Cary of today has roughly the same figure as IGY with huge fake boobs.

[Rome]

Mary Cary of today has roughly the same figure as IGY with huge fake boobs.

Why, dude... why?

[Susquehanna Birder]

LOL at this in her wikipedia entry:

...TMZ.com reported in May 2009 that she performed in a pornographic film, entitled "Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw"

[mussa]

http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-and-opinion/cover-story/PA-disgraceful-liquor-loaws.html

pathetic

[methdeez]

Link misspelled laws...

[Eagaholic]

http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-and-opinion/cover-story/PA-disgraceful-liquor-loaws.html

pathetic

chrissakes, it's hard to be both draconian and retarded but that seems to be the ideal the PA LCB strives for.

How come they don't require a DNA sample and vending machine rectal exam as well? Inexcusable.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I'd seriously consider voting for a gubernatorial candidate who vowed to eliminate the LCB system.

[Sgt PSN]

Other spending priorities from the LCB bureaucracy are equally strange. Last year, the LCB sparked criticism when it invited outside bids to provide "courtesy training" for store employees, including basics like greeting customers and thanking them when they leave. The contract was awarded to Solutions 21, a Pittsburgh-based company run by the husband of a board regional manager. A report from Pennsylvannia's auditor general criticized the LCB's poor judgment in failing to disclose the conflict of interest and concluded that the training was not a worthwhile expense.

this is exactly what i was ranting about in the political thread when it comes to politicians having a personal agenda that coincides with their decisions and votes.  absolutely ridiculous that it's even legal for something like this to happen and the only repercussion was some geeky auditor criticizing their judgement in his report.  but i'm sure it was a strongly worded criticism and that the lcb will never make that mistake again.    

Take Holy Orders For just $965, you can get yourself a sacramental-wine license. Combine this with a trip to the Universal Life Church website, where you can get ordained as one of their ministers with a few mouse clicks. And Amen! You're in the booze-worshipping business, just like Catholics. Or journalists. This permits you to import any booze of choice for your 'temple' (basement) and share the sacred offerings with your 'congregation' (ladies or dudes you like). Be sure to tithe the hell out of them, to prevent mooching.

Make your own You can lawfully make up to 200 gallons of hooch per household per year. Pick up your kit at Home Sweet Homebrew (at 20th and Sansom), join HOPS (Homebrewers of Philadelphia and Suburbs) for some pointers, and you're in moonshine heaven. Think of yourself as a freedom fighter, battling communist-era stooges from your front porch like in Red Dawn . If possible, yell "Wolverines!" whenever you sample.

to write an article about a stupid law and somehow manage to tell you how to circumvent said law,  mock religion and then throw in a red dawn reference at the same time pretty much makes you the most gifted writer ever.  farging awesome.  take notes, todd.  

[rjs246]

Don't forget the Red Dawn references for extra awesome.