What are some funny stories?

[GeorgeBushFan]

Back in 04', I saw some hippies tearing off a Bush sticker off the backend of some guys Lexus in front of a Target. It's not my Lexus, but I figure I'll try to punk these punks. I want up to them, start yelling at them, telling them it's my car and if they scratched it I'd sue them, and that Target had them on videotape. I tell them to give me five dollars, because that's how much I had to pay for the sticker. At first, they kind of avoided it, but I intimiated the girl enough and she gave me five dollars. My friend was laughing his icehole off the whole time. I still can't believe I got that five bucks.

I have some more. What are some of yours?

[rjs246]

You intimidated a girl into giving you $5.

Kill yourself.

[Diomedes]

I don't even know where to start.  Simp is obviously trolling.  Worse, the story isn't funny, and probably isn't true.

Is BigEd punting his rejects over here again?

[Butchers Bill]

Wow...just wow.  I agree w/Dio...troll time is here.

[Geowhizzer]

 

Just... shut up.

[Yeti]

Back in the day me and George, Dublya we called him, were doing coke off a hookers stomach and he said to me "Yeti, someday I am going to run this whole fargin country."
I was like "Yeah Dublya, do another line."

Funny how things worked out.

[General_Failure]

That story is more believable than the first one. Not by much, but still.