You'll find the Asian Porn in here!

[methdeez]

Holy shtein! That thing about the asian porn, that thing, that was a joke!
Goddamn, I never figured that out!
Wow....amazing that it took 90 pages of replies.

[Quaker Moats]

Holy shtein! That thing about the asian porn, that thing, that was a joke!
Goddamn, I never figured that out!
Wow....amazing that it took 90 pages of replies.

riiiight, so where is the Asian Porn?

[Feva]

What up Rod?

[Quaker Moats]

not much.  It' like a time warp over here.  I feel like it's 2002 on the EMB, so many old faces, for me at least.

[BigEd76]

Where do you think we all went? 

Now introduce yourself to the 3 people that don't know who you are and why you're here... 

[PhillyGirl]

not much.  It' like a time warp over here.  I feel like it's 2000 on the EMB, so many old faces, for me at least.

Fixed.

[rjs246]

Ed, did you ban him and then send him over here? For shame.

[Quaker Moats]

Ed, did you ban him and then send him over here? For shame.

I heard this board showcased the never gets old hilarity of sarcastic hatred.

[rjs246]

Crash course:

Your mom jokes? Hilarious.
You're gay jokes? Hilarious.
hbionic is totally into dudes.
Dio is a communist.
PhillyGirl doesn't get jokes and takes everything far too seriously.
A few members here enjoy sex with farm animals, I don't pay attention to which ones because I'm too busy laughing my ass off at the hilarity of repetitive 'You have sex with farm animal' jokes.
The_Waco_Kid is an idiot.
I spend my time judging everyone for their obvious faults.

Did I miss anything?

[rjs246]

Oh yeah, IGY (AKA 5th and Lehigh AKA several other names) is totally white. White ass white. The whitest, even. He likes golf, for god's sake. But people can't handle his whiteness. It's quite the point of contention.
General Failure doesn't drink, owns the board, and contributes little other than sarcastic 'allusions.'
BigEd is the same Big Ed he is on the other 374 message boards that he frequents.

[General_Failure]

Did I miss anything?

Yes, icehole, you did. You forgot the iron-fisted rule of the mods and admins.

[MDS]

well done rjs, well done.

[Sgt PSN]

Crash course:

Your mom jokes? Hilarious.
You're gay jokes? Hilarious.
hbionic is totally into dudes.
Dio is a communist.
PhillyGirl doesn't get jokes and takes everything far too seriously.
A few members here enjoy sex with farm animals, I don't pay attention to which ones because I'm too busy laughing my ass off at the hilarity of repetitive 'You have sex with farm animal' jokes.
The_Waco_Kid is an idiot.
I spend my time judging everyone for their obvious faults.

Did I miss anything?

Yeah, you totally forgot to mention your love for Gibbs, Art and everything taterskins and the fact that you're a card carrying member of the DTC.  Recognize. 

not much. It' like a time warp over here. I feel like it's 2002 on the EMB, so many old faces, for me at least.

Welcome. 

Many of us did get our start over on that other board but have been seeking refuge here for the last few years. 

@ the avatar.   Enjoy yourself and have fun over here. 

[stillupfront]

Crash course:

Your mom jokes? Hilarious.
You're gay jokes? Hilarious.
hbionic is totally into dudes.
Dio is a communist.
PhillyGirl doesn't get jokes and takes everything far too seriously.
A few members here enjoy sex with farm animals, I don't pay attention to which ones because I'm too busy laughing my ass off at the hilarity of repetitive 'You have sex with farm animal' jokes.
The_Waco_Kid is an idiot.
I spend my time judging everyone for their obvious faults.

Did I miss anything?

I feel totally left out.

[rjs246]

Oh yeah, stillupfront is a middle-aged republican with a quarter-a-day crack problem. He gets faced and logs on a types incoherently. What a complex individual.