We're All Gonna Die

[SD]

i was mostly kidding about all that

I know.  Not sure about SD.

We have to keep it up long enough for the hospitals to handle a steady intake of patients for the next year to 18 months, when we should have a vaccine....

We have to keep it up a  very long time or your buddy with sickle cell, your aunt with the diabetes, your friend who just finished chemo....etc...are goners.

I was kidding I'm just frustrated. I get the big picture. I tried finding volunteer work but even that's hard to come by.

[Geowhizzer]

The kids aren't going back this year at all, book it.

That's my guess.  It would almost be better just to do it now.  This piecemeal shtein just drags it out.

[Rome]

Mrs. Rome is a cancer survivor with a compromised immune system thanks to the drugs she took to beat that corksucker of a disease. 

I'd really rather not "just get it over with" where she's concerned, thanks.

[Diomedes]

Maybe I'm a terrible parent but I already told my kids they probably aren't going back at all this year, that I'm not too concerned about them finishing their lesson plans, and we'll deal with it all in time.  All I can do right now is focus on surviving the day without murdering them or killing myself. 

My wife is full time nurse, and full time grad student, both at wicked famous, challenging institutions.  I'm effectively single-parenting this show, and in the middle of my biggest (stalled) job ever.  Cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, teaching....I'm f'n miserable.

[Diomedes]

BTW...does anyone really believe that Russia has only 115 or so cases?  That's just not credible.

[Diomedes]

...but I already told my kids they probably aren't going back at all this year...

Not that much actual education occurs there, but:  the state of Kansas has called school for the rest of the academic year. 

They won't be the only State to do it.

[General_Failure]

BTW...does anyone really believe that Russia has only 115 or so cases?  That's just not credible.

A lot of potential carriers died of sudden lead poisoning.

[PhillyPhreak54]

https://abc13.com/society/galveston-co-judge-calls-restaurant-closures-illegal/6021155/

Sigh.

So dumbshteins from here will drive down there.

[hunt]

gun stores are nuts right now, if you care. 

[General_Failure]

When aren't gun stores having a rush lately, anyway? Honest question. Gun nuts seem to do nothing but panic buy no matter what the news is.

[General_Failure]

https://twitter.com/jeffgerstmann/status/1240074570264002560

[Munson]

https://twitter.com/jeremycyoung/status/1239975682643357696


Thread that summarizes the report.

12-18 months of suppression or millions of Americans die.

[PhillyPhreak54]

https://twitter.com/jeremycyoung/status/1239975682643357696


Thread that summarizes the report.

12-18 months of suppression or millions of Americans die.

its just the flu bro

[SD]

Remember when Trump scrambled the National Guard to the border for the imaginery caravan

[General_Failure]

https://twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1240257063504281602