Philadelphia

Started by Diomedes, October 19, 2006, 12:38:46 PM

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rjs246

#540
March 23, 2010, 05:10:34 PM
Rectal.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

BigEd76

#541
March 23, 2010, 05:19:29 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 23, 2010, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 23, 2010, 11:02:11 AM
Big Daddy Graham went in for back surgery and they couldn't get the breathing tube down his throat.  They ended up finding cancer...

No shtein?

What kind....


I'll give ya a minute...

Diomedes

#542
March 23, 2010, 07:03:15 PM
lol
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

#543
March 23, 2010, 08:07:53 PM
 :-D

farg you Ed!

PhillyGirl

#544
March 23, 2010, 08:39:55 PM
Easy made a funny!!
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Sgt PSN

#545
March 23, 2010, 09:28:32 PM
don't worry.  i'm sure it was an accident. 

MDS

#546
March 23, 2010, 11:49:56 PM
yo easy that aint the way son
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

#547
March 24, 2010, 03:51:34 PM
james beard nominations came out...they are basically the oscars for food

and bibou got a best new restuarant nom
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

General_Failure

#548
March 24, 2010, 03:52:45 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 24, 2010, 03:51:34 PM
james beard nominations came out...they are basically the oscars for food

and bibou got a best new restuarant nom

Punny.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhanInDC

#549
March 24, 2010, 05:45:42 PM
Pretty sure IGY won't put that together.....om
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

BigEd76

#550
March 24, 2010, 05:50:58 PM
New curfews for 17 and under because of the flash mob on South Street and the recent attacks on innocent people by 10 and 12-yr olds.....10:30 to 6am on weekdays and midnight to 6 on weekends....

ice grillin you

#551
March 24, 2010, 06:40:25 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on March 24, 2010, 05:45:42 PM
Pretty sure IGY won't put that together.....om

lol...yeah i wasnt even gonna ask...i seriously spent like 5 minutes trying to figure it out too...clueless

Quote from: BigEd76 on March 24, 2010, 05:50:58 PM
New curfews for 17 and under because of the flash mob on South Street and the recent attacks on innocent people by 10 and 12-yr olds.....10:30 to 6am on weekdays and midnight to 6 on weekends....


ha


i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

BigEd76

#552
March 24, 2010, 08:15:13 PM

PhillyPhanInDC

#553
March 24, 2010, 08:19:43 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 24, 2010, 03:52:45 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 24, 2010, 03:51:34 PM
james beard nominations came out...they are basically the oscars for food

and bibou got a best new restuarant nom

Punny.


Quote from: ice grillin you on March 24, 2010, 06:40:25 PM


lol...yeah i wasnt even gonna ask...i seriously spent like 5 minutes trying to figure it out too...clueless




"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

ice grillin you

#554
March 24, 2010, 08:24:20 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 24, 2010, 08:15:13 PM
yup, that 72-yr old guy buying soda and that 41-yr old woman returning home from work had it coming...

i wasnt saying they werent innocent it just sound funny as hell how you wrote it...was it really necessary to even include that part

or do you support vigilante gangs roaming the city beating the guilty senseless
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous
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