DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle (PIMP)

[smeags]

didnt see this posted yet.

http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/04/crips-release-desean-jackson-concern-affiliation-washington-taterskins-organization

[Eagaholic]

lol

[Rome]

This is not the T.O. Situation by a long shot.

Not even close.

Yes it is.  We're going to get together at a tailgate, get shteinfaced, eat a lot of charred meats, and burn the farg out of a jersey.

It's exactly the same thing, damn it.

Wanna go?

i have the lighter fluid ready.

Hey look... Someone got the joke.

[BigEd76]

Looks like he'll wear #11

[hbionic]

This is not the T.O. Situation by a long shot.

Not even close.

Yes it is.  We're going to get together at a tailgate, get shteinfaced, eat a lot of charred meats, and burn the farg out of a jersey.

It's exactly the same thing, damn it.

Wanna go?

i have the lighter fluid ready.

Hey look... Someone got the joke.

You suck at jokes.

[smeags]

ok here's another one -

a blonde, a brunette & a redhead get on an elevator and notice a white gooey substance on the floor ...

the brunette looks and says i think thats jizz.

the redhead bends down, touches it and says you're right it is.

the blonde bends down wipes it up and takes taste and says 'yeah but it's nobody that works at this office.

[Rome]

BAZINGA!

PS... Got her number?

[General_Failure]

Hey guys, I have internet again. What did I miss in the last thirty pages of this thread?

[Eagaholic]

what are you, illeterate?

[Geowhizzer]

Hey guys, I have internet again. What did I miss in the last thirty pages of this thread?

Mainly weeping and gnashing of teeth.

[Rome]

Accusations of institutional racism on the Eagles' part, unhinged rants against everyone connected with the Eagles including the guy who cleans the bathrooms at the NovaCare, threats of abandoning the team by Chuggie (although which team he really didn't specify) and a really old but funny joke by Sean.

Oh, and Rusty showed up to brighten our day briefly.  Because you know, his miserable attitude is STILL refreshing.

[Yeti]

Why do the Eagles hate us so much.  We've been loyal.  And well behaved for the most part lately.  So, why do they hate us?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jackson's eagles cap number - $6.25m
Jackson's taterskins cap number $4.25m

Nice.

[General_Failure]

Of all the things to give a shtein about right now, is the salary cap really one of them? They somehow still have $20 mil to sign all the nobody they're going to sign.

[Don Ho]

Hey guys, I have internet again. What did I miss in the last thirty pages of this thread?

The usual riveting conversation.  "The Eagles suck", "Pimp sucks", "Howie sucks", "Chip sucks", "You suck", "I suck".  Oh, and one funny joke about a blonde and spewy.