DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle (PIMP)

[Rome]

I think the point us they won't be able to afford it next year and if someone blows then away with a retarded offer, might as well think about it now, especially 6 weeks before the draft.

[Eagaholic]

Definitely, I fantasize about Oakland saying here's our #5 pick, we want DJax.

[shorebird]

Browns, Raiders, Jags, Jets, Bengals, Steelers, Dolphins, Packers, Vikings, Bills, and Seahawks. Those are the teams that could afford him without having to do much cap finagling. Also, the Eagles I guess.

It's not even a good move financially for the Eagles this year. Yeah they will save some cash over all but iirc it will still create something like $6 million in dead money.

Panthers? It would be a terrible move that imo, the receiving corps would be years recovering from.

[BigEd76]

pimp's on instagram posting Pete Carroll and Cam Newton pics

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm feeling very aneurysmish...

[General_Failure]

I wonder if that has anything to do with Howie's Instagram having pictures of Jeremy Richardson and Dave Gettleman belly laughing.

[PhillyPhreak54]

What Oregon receivers are in the draft? If none have declared to come out early are there any seniors? If no seniors or early entries then which recent graduates are working at Jiffy Lube or Starbucks?

Because His Offensive Highness Sir Chip of New Hampshire is sure to bring in one or two to replace a legit talent.

[Eagaholic]

Kempski is now saying even a 3rd rounder may be optimistic for DeSean. Yeah he has a high salary and yeah it's a deep draft for WRs etc., but still. If this is true maybe they better unload him asap for whatever they can get because it sounds like there's something going on behind the scenes, and better to get what you can now before the rest of the league finds out, if they haven't already (if it's true a team like NE is interested in him, maybe it isn't common knowledge yet among the league).

[General_Failure]

What Oregon receivers are in the draft? If none have declared to come out early are there any seniors? If no seniors or early entries then which recent graduates are working at Jiffy Lube or Starbucks?

Because His Offensive Highness Sir Chip of New Hampshire is sure to bring in one or two to replace a legit talent.

You are so salty over something that's not going to happen.

Kempski is now saying even a 3rd rounder may be optimistic for DeSean. Yeah he has a high salary and yeah it's a deep draft for WRs etc., but still. If this is true maybe they better unload him asap for whatever they can get because it sounds like there's something going on behind the scenes, and better to get what you can now before the rest of the league finds out, if they haven't already (if it's true a team like NE is interested in him, maybe it isn't common knowledge yet among the league).

The only reason his stock would be dropping without any public reason would be those unexpected felony charges I was hoping would happen.

[Eagaholic]

What, that Jackson isn't going to get traded?

[ice grillin you]

What Oregon receivers are in the draft? If none have declared to come out early are there any seniors? If no seniors or early entries then which recent graduates are working at Jiffy Lube or Starbucks?

Because His Offensive Highness Sir Chip of New Hampshire is sure to bring in one or two to replace a legit talent.

none that I know of....maybe he wants the next best thing....brandin cooks.....i actually worship him but hes basically an unproven pimp

[Eagaholic]

What Oregon receivers are in the draft? If none have declared to come out early are there any seniors? If no seniors or early entries then which recent graduates are working at Jiffy Lube or Starbucks?

Because His Offensive Highness Sir Chip of New Hampshire is sure to bring in one or two to replace a legit talent.

You are so salty over something that's not going to happen.

Kempski is now saying even a 3rd rounder may be optimistic for DeSean. Yeah he has a high salary and yeah it's a deep draft for WRs etc., but still. If this is true maybe they better unload him asap for whatever they can get because it sounds like there's something going on behind the scenes, and better to get what you can now before the rest of the league finds out, if they haven't already (if it's true a team like NE is interested in him, maybe it isn't common knowledge yet among the league).

The only reason his stock would be dropping without any public reason would be those unexpected felony charges I was hoping would happen.

I read something about an irregularity with that money he reported stolen, though it didn't come right out and say it was suspect. Still, can't imagine with his salary he'd try a scam like that. He's dumb but he's not stupid.

[ice grillin you]

i read something about him bringing down mh370

[General_Failure]

If it is some prison time coming his way, then yeah they're smart and also dickish for looking to trade him, and I'll have no problems with it. If he's just dumb with money or they think there's no one to keep him in check in the locker room and they try to trade him, then farg this stupid team.

But I'm still holding on to the idea that this is a whole lot of nothing.

[Munson]

No matter what happens at this point, Phreak's posts have been highly entertaining.