farg Dallas! Thread

[Diomedes]

"to rock" - American douchebag slang for affecting a style by wearing trendy crap

[ice grillin you]

i dont have the windbreaker (but id kill for it) but i legitimately have the starter jacket he rocked for cold weather games hanging in my garage and of course i have all the hats

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Dio's definition of "rock" -

Annoying hard piece of earth that makes digging ditches a pain in the ass, and back.

[Diomedes]

^^^ TRUTH

[ice grillin you]

farg that shtein........bring the back hoe in and make a canyon bitches

[Diomedes]

yeah, why spend $2,000 when you can spend $5,000?

[General_Failure]

Dio for Congress?


Also, "All slang is metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry." G.K. Chesterton

[Diomedes]

All slang is metaphor? 

How is "yo" a metaphor?

Bring Chesterton on here, we need to have a talk.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Rob Ryan trying to be gangsta:

Cowboys DC Rob Ryan on Eagles' ``all-hype team'': ``We're going to beat their ass when we play them.''

[PhillyPhreak54]

Know what's funny about that?

The little corksucker Cowboy fans are lapping this up. But yet they're the same spineless tools who cry about Buddy Ryan being dirty and foul mouthed.

[Drunkmasterflex]

I wonder if Buddy disowned him for taking a job with the Cowboys.

[Eagaholic]

I wonder if Buddy disowned him for taking a job with the Cowboys.

Good point, Buddy should put a bounty on him.

[MDS]

jerrah is wearing a light blue jacket from 1975 and just showed up in the booth during halftime after already doing a whole interview on the field pregame

i love this man

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jerkoff Cowboys fans says;

I like all this talk about Rob Ryan giving this team a new aggressive identity.

I think it's time to make some changes to really accentuate an aggressive identity.

Change our home uni's to the dark blue. I've always loved when we played in our dark blue uni's. It displays darkness, anger, and power ... like Darth Vader.

If we want to start intimidating our opponents, let's start with them looking into the darkness.

[General_Failure]

Someone got pretty baked before watching some preseason football.